Yours, Mine and Mine/transcript

Here is the transcript for yours mine and mine.

This episode starts of with a close up of the Krusty Krab.

Squidward: Can I help you?

Patrick: Yeah. (Looks at menu) Lets see hm. I have a question about the Krabby Kiddy meal. Is it really,really,REALLY cute?

(There is a pause).

Squidward: Adorable.

Patrick: Cuter than a regular Krabby Patty?

Squidward :Yes.

(Spongebob apppears threw is window).

Spongebob: Pssssss. Patrick get the Krabby Kiddy meal. Look,(brings out a regular Krabby Patty) a regular Krabby Patty here.(bring out Kiddy Patty) a Krabby Kiddy Patty here.(Line appears over both Krabby Patties to show how much "cuter" the Kiddy Patty is) 30% cuter. And it only costs one dollar more.

Patrick: (Points) Oh yah! Yah! Yah! I want that!

(Spongebob brings out Krabby Kiddy meal)

Squidward: That will be $4.99.

(Patrick gets out "money")

Patrick: Is this enough? (In Patrick's hand is a piece of string,a paper clip,a pin and some crums.)

Squidward: No.

Spongebob: Sorry Patrick.

Patrick: Oh crud that's everything I got. (Begins to cry).

Spongebob: Ive got an idea. We can buy it together and share it.

Patrick: (Sobs). Share it?

Spongebob: Sure. You see sharing is the most wonderful...

Patrick: Yah yah yah.

(Patrick takes Spongebob's money and gives it to Squidward).

Patrick: I'm familiar with the concept of "sharing".

(Bubbles change the scene)

(Patrick is eating his Krabby Kiddy meal).

Patrick: Sharing is fun.(Takes bite) Right Spongebob?

Spongebob: Oh yah.

(Patrick gulps down the Krabby Kiddy Patty)

Spongebob: Aren't you gonna save some of that for me?

Patrick: What?

Spongebob: Nothing.

Patrick: Hey! (flips over box.)Where's the toy?

Spongebob: Oh it doesen't come with a toy.

Patrick: What? That's a rip off! I want my money back!

(Scene cuts to Mr.Krabs taking a money bath.)

Mr.Krab's: (Wakes up) MONEY BACK!?

Mr.Krabs: (Walks out of office with towel wrapped around him) What's the problem here?

Patrick: My Kiddy meal didn't come with a toy!

Mr.Krabs: Hm. And you'll like to upgrade to the toy package is that right?

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs, the Krusty Krab doesen't have any toys.

Mr.Krab's: Oh really? (Takes Krabby Patty away from customer).Then what do you call?...(fixes Krabby Patty) this?

(The Krabby Patty now has eyes,legs a mouth and arms made from kitchen ingredients).

Patrick and Spongebob: Gasp!

Spongebob:An officially "licensed" Krusty Krab toy? (Smiles).

(Zoom's in on Krusty Krab toy, then on Spongebob.Then Spongebob touches the Krusty Krab toy with his nose and the screen turns black exept for Spongebob and the Krusty Krab toy).

Spongebob: (breathes deeply) My purpose in life is to have you as my toy.(Rubs toy).

Mr.Krabs: Eww.(Takes toy away from Spongebob) Disgusting. Ahem. yep its pretty impressive. And it can be yours for only...

(Spongebob takes out crumpled up money.Mr Krab's eyes are wide.Zoom's in on money).

Mr.Krab's: Hey good looking.

(Spongebob gives Mr.Krab's money and Mr.Krab's gives Spongebob the toy. Mr. Krabs runs back to his office and hangs up "Do Not Disturb" sign).

Spongebob: (Kisses Krabby Patty toy) I love you officially licensed Krabby Patty toy. No too formal. Ah! I think I'll call you Patty Pal!

(Sponebob dances with Patty Pal).

Patrick: Am I interupting?

Spongebob: Oh, hi, Patrick. Have you met my new toy?

Patrick: Don't you mean "our" new toy?

Spongebob: Our new toy?

Patrick: It came from the meal that we're "sharing."

Spongebob: Sharing?

Patrick: Remember? (Imitates Spongebob) Sharing is the most wonderful feeling in the world, like dancing with a magical seahorse through an enchanted kelp garden (Stops Imitating Spongebob) Remember those words Spongebob?

Spongebob: I didn't say that. But I guess we can share patty pal. (Patrick takes Patty Pal and laughs) Now can I see it again Patrick?