Patrick orders a Krabby Kiddie meal at the Krusty Krab, but since he does not have any money, SpongeBob pays for it. He agrees to share it with SpongeBob, but does not save any of the meal for him. Patrick then wants his money back because his meal did not come with a toy, again despite the fact that SpongeBob paid for it, not him. Mr. Krabs sticks some straws and googly eyes on a Krabby Patty and calls it a Krabby Patty shaped toy, and SpongeBob falls in love with it and names it "Patty Pal." Patrick then reminds SpongeBob that they are sharing this meal, ignoring that he ate it all himself, and takes Patty Pal.
It is the end of the day, and Patrick still will not let SpongeBob play with Patty Pal. They both go home, and SpongeBob declares that Patrick will be asleep and not get to play with Patty Pal, but Patrick dances with the Patty Pal all night.
SpongeBob wakes up and goes over to get the toy, but Patrick makes excuses not to come out. SpongeBob pretends to walk away, but fails to get Patrick to give him Patty Pal. Patrick whines and thinks it's not fair that SpongeBob wants the toy. SpongeBob tries to be diplomatic and suggests that they each get a day with it, but Patrick refuses. He asks him if he can keep it for a shorter time, but Patrick refuses again, and continues to refuse to SpongeBob's continually decreasing offers until SpongeBob finally takes the toy deciding that they trade off every second. However, even when they do that, Patrick still looks physically pained to part with the toy for even a second, so he takes the toy and runs away, which makes them begin to fight.
They run into Squidward's house and then Sandy's Treedome without helmets on. Sandy tries to help them, but they dry out and run out of her treedome gasping for water. When they feel better, they begin to fight again, and roll onto a bus, a subway, a taxi, and eventually back into the Krusty Krab. Patrick yells that if he cannot have it, then no one can and eats Patty Pal. SpongeBob and Patrick complain to Mr. Krabs, who stops their argument saying that they should be ashamed for letting a toy get in their way of friendship. After that, he lets them each have a toy, but they have to pay for it. Patrick says that he will pay, but he pulls out SpongeBob's wallet. SpongeBob tells him that it is his wallet, and Patrick asks him if he has learned nothing about sharing.
( ‣ ) Associated production music
( • ) Original music
( ◦ ) SpongeBob music
•Hawaiian Trax - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [title card] ‣The Achterhoek Dances - Jan Rap [opening] ‣Court Entrance - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [shot of kiddie meal] ‣Steel Sting (b) - Jeremy Wakefield ["Is this enough?"] ‣Steel Licks (c) - Jeremy Wakefield [Patrick cries] •Steel Sting - Jeremy Wakefield [Patrick pays] ‣Hawaiian Sting 1 - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Patrick eating the kiddie meal] ‣Shock (f) - Dave Hewson ["Money back?!"] • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [Krabs makes a toy out of a Krabby Patty] ‣Everlasting G - Gregor F. Narholz ["An official Krusty Krab licensed toy?"] ‣Forever Love OL - Will Schaefer ["My purpose in life is to have you as my toy."] • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr ["Yep, it's pretty special all right."] ‣Epic Love Promo A - Gregor F. Narholz [SpongeBob pays] ‣Flower Display - Jack Shaindlin [SpongeBob playing with the toy] ‣Cartoon Sting 1 - Gerhard Narholz [Patrick wants SpongeBob to share the toy] •Vibe Sting - Nicolas Carr [Krabs peeks outside] • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [that night] ‣Cartoon Sting 1 - Gerhard Narholz [Patrick keeps the toy] ‣ ? [SpongeBob goes to bed] ‣ ? [dance music] ‣Honolulu March - Hans Haider [the next morning] ‣Cartoon Sting 2 - Gerhard Narholz, Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony ["Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob."] ‣Dramatic Impact 6 - Ivor Slaney ["Hi, Patrick! Time to share!"] ‣Tympup B - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Patrick's armpit hair] •Hawaiian Sting - Nicolas Carr [Patrick's armpit hair] ‣Film Fanfare (a) - Dick Stephen Walter [SpongeBob jumps into the air] ‣Steel Sting (a) - Jeremy Wakefield ["Hold on, buster!"] ‣Deeply Moving Experience - Gerhard Trede ["You're a non-sharer!"] ‣Steel Sting (b) - Jeremy Wakefield ["Hand it over, Patrick."] ‣Sneaking About - Phillip Green [they fight over the toy] ‣Chase Cue 2 - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob chases Patrick] ‣Coconut Cocktail - Lionel Wendling [Squidward drinking coffee] ‣Chase Cue 2 - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob, Patrick fighting] ‣ ? ["SpongeBob won't let me play with my toy."] ‣Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford [SpongeBob and Patrick drying up] ‣Dramatic Cue (b) - Ronald Hanmer [they run outside] ‣Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco [they glare at each other] ‣Chase Cue 2 - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [they go back to fighting] •Drama Sting - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield ["It's my turn!"/"No, it's mine!"] ‣Dramatic Cue (e) - Ronald Hanmer [Patrick eats the toy] • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [SpongeBob, Patrick arguing] •Hawaiian Trax - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [ending]
One of Patrick's excuses is one he used in "Suds."
This episode did not have closed captions during its initial airings.
SpongeBob states that the Patty Pal is the Krusty Krab's first licensed toy; however, other episodes have shown toys from the Krusty Krab. This might have taken place before those two episodes.
Patrick ate the Krusty Krab toy, too. This means the Krabby Kiddie Meal has two Krabby Patties for the price of one.
This episode reveals that Bikini Bottom has a Subway.
This is the first time the Bikini Bottom subway station appears. The train says "Ballymun" on the front of it. It is in support of the suspended Metro North rail project in Ireland, proposed to run from Swords to Dublin via Ballymun.
This is the first time SpongeBob's Milkshake License appears. It will appear again, and be the main plot of the episode "License to Milkshake."
The Krabby Kiddie Meal is a parody of a McDonald's Happy Meal.