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You're Old (song)
General Information
Written by: Stephen Hillenburg
Eban Schletter
Performed by: Martin Olson
(voiced by Lead singer)

Tracy DeNisi
(voiced by ?)

Episode(s) featured: "Mid-Life Crustacean"
Length: 2:22
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You're Old02:23

You're Old

List of songs

You're Old is a song that is featured in the episode "Mid-Life Crustacean." It is also available on the Yellow Album where it is extended.

Parts only on Mid-Life Crustacean

Announcer: You got it tuned to K-O-L-D. K-OLD, your oldies station. Here's something you might remember from the good old days.

Parts on both versions

You're old. (You're old)
Groaning like a geezer,
Feel yourself a-cracklin'
Like an old has-been,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins
'Cause you're old!

Parts only on the Yellow Album

[Instrumental break]
You're old. (You're old)
A wheezing decrepit windbag,
Where you once had muscle
You've got jelly rolls.
Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Man, you're old.
(You're old)
You're old.
Music (VTE)

Albums
Original Theme HighlightsThe Best Day EverThe SpongeBob SquarePants MovieThe Yellow AlbumSpongeBob's Greatest HitsIt's a SpongeBob Christmas!Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of WaterThe SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Songs
Theme SongA Day Like ThisAll You Need is FriendsThe Alphabet SongAttitude of GratitudeBack in EncinoBarnacles!Beautiful DreamerBee Line for the Tree LineThe Best Day EverBikini BottomBikini Bottom/Rock BottomBossy BootsThe Bubble SongCampfire Song SongCha-ChingChristmas Eve JittersChristmas Is MineClarinet WizardDead EyeDoing the SpongeDoin' the Krabby PattyDear FriendDon't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)Down the WellThe Dragon is HereElectric ZooEverybody Loves the SpongeEmployee of the MonthFishin' for MoneyFueling the BusThe F.U.N. SongGary Come HomeGive It All You GotGive Jellyfish Fields a ChanceGood-Bye, AtlantisGoofy Goober RockGoofy Goober SongThis Grill is Not a HomeHe's FlyingHey All You PeopleHey, Mean Mr. BossmanHigh Seas ChantIt's High Time We Went on TourHo Ho HoedownHot FruitcakeI Can't Keep My Eyes Off of YouI Wrote ThisIdiot FriendsIf I Could Talk to MoneyI Love Krabby PattiesIf Only I Could Join YouThe Jellyfishing SongJust a KidKrabby Patty JingleThe Krusty Krab PizzaLivin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the MoonlightLoop de LoopMr. Krabs' SongMusical DoodleMy Tighty WhiteysNever Give UpNow That We're MenOcean ManOh, Krusty KrabOh, My KarenPlankton's SongPatrick StarPretty Ribbons and BowsPrehibernation (song)Prince Paul's Bubble PartyRidin' the HookRipped PantsRubber Hose RagRap BattleThe Road SongSandy's SongSanta Has His Jolly Little Eyes on MeSanta Won't Let You DownSnowflakesSo Long, Bikini BottomSpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of EnergyThe SpongeBob History SongSpongeBob ScaredyPantsSquidward's SongSquidward's Tiki LandSqueeze MeSuperiorSurreptitiously MineSurfin' SummerSandy SquirrelSquidward's BackSweet VictoryScurvy ain't for the likes of meThat's the RodeoThank Gosh It's MondayTeamworkThey'll Soon DiscoverTruth or Square Theme SongsTexasThat's What Friends DoUuhrUnder My RockUnderwater SunThe Very First ChristmasWe've Got ScurvyWhen Worlds CollideWhere's GaryWe're the Ghouls of the Briny DeepWet, Wet ChristmasWho Wants to Race Me?You Will Obey!You Better SwimYou're Old

Short Songs
4-PlyCookie, Wookie, Teddy BearIt's All About You GirlIndoorsFor He's A Jolly Good RookieSquidly's 7 SongsBirthday Song for SquidwardBikini Bottom National AnthemI'm PatrickOff to WorkWe're Gonna Be PiratesPearl's Me DaughterStriped SweaterBest Friends Forever RingSanta's Coming TonightBrush, Brush, Brush My TeethWelcome Home, SandyLife on the PrairieEat at The Krusty KrabLaundry Song

Other
Associated production music

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