Changes: Yokel to Tough Guy/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Pest of the West short "Yokel to Tough Guy," which aired on April 15, 2008.

[SpongeBuck sitting on a swing with a guitar]
Narrator: With just a couple minor adjustments, anyone can go from yokel to tough guy!
SpongeBuck: Wow, even me?
Narrator: Even you. [real hands take SpongeBuck and set him on a board]
SpongeBuck: I'm ready to be tough.
Narrator: Good, 'cause this city-slicker necktie has got to go. [scissors cut his bow-tie off] And this hat...ridiculous. [real fingers flick his hat off] Now all you need is some uncut facial hair [appear], a handlebar mustache [appear], a scar [appear]...
SpongeBuck: Ow!
Narrator: ...tough guy hat [appear], gloves [appear], bandanna [appear], boots [appear], and lastly that ol' tough guy scowl [real fingers push SpongeBuck's eyebrows down].
SpongeBuck: Ain't nobody gonna mess with me now.
Pecos Patrick: [comes in looking like a tough guy] What'd you say?
SpongeBuck: [scared] Please don't hurt me! [runs away without all the tough guy getup]

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+{{L|''[SpongeBuck sitting on a swing with a guitar]''}}
+{{L|Narrator|With just a couple minor adjustments, anyone can go from yokel to tough guy!}}
+{{L|SpongeBuck|Wow, even me?}}
+{{L|Narrator|Even you. ''[real hands take SpongeBuck and set him on a board]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBuck|I'm ready to be tough.}}
+{{L|Narrator|Good, 'cause this city-slicker necktie has got to go. ''[scissors cut his bow-tie off]'' And this hat...ridiculous. ''[real fingers flick his hat off]'' Now all you need is some uncut facial hair ''[appear]'', a handlebar mustache ''[appear]'', a scar ''[appear]''...}}
+{{L|SpongeBuck|Ow!}}
+{{L|Narrator|...tough guy hat ''[appear]'', gloves ''[appear]'', bandanna ''[appear]'', boots ''[appear]'', and lastly that ol' tough guy scowl ''[real fingers push SpongeBuck's eyebrows down]''.}}
+{{L|SpongeBuck|Ain't nobody gonna mess with me now.}}
+{{L|Pecos Patrick|''[comes in looking like a tough guy]'' What'd you say?}}
+{{L|SpongeBuck|''[scared]'' Please don't hurt me! ''[runs away without all the tough guy getup]''}}