Narrator: With just a couple minor adjustments, anyone can go from yokel to tough guy!
SpongeBuck: Wow, even me?
Narrator: Even you. [real hands take SpongeBuck and set him on a board]
SpongeBuck: I'm ready to be tough.
Narrator: Good, 'cause this city-slicker necktie has got to go. [scissors cut his bow-tie off] And this hat...ridiculous. [real fingers flick his hat off] Now all you need is some uncut facial hair [appear], a handlebar mustache [appear], a scar [appear]...
Narrator: ...tough guy hat [appear], gloves [appear], bandanna [appear], boots [appear], and lastly that ol' tough guy scowl [real fingers push SpongeBuck's eyebrows down].
SpongeBuck: Ain't nobody gonna mess with me now.
Pecos Patrick:[comes in looking like a tough guy] What'd you say?
SpongeBuck:[scared] Please don't hurt me! [runs away without all the tough guy getup]