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"Spon... Spo... Spo...!"
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- [scene opens with Squidward sleeping at the Krusty Krab]
- Squidward: [snoring]
- Mr. Krabs: Squidward!
- Squidward: [screams] What is your problem?
- Mr. Krabs: My problem is that YOU aren't workin'! Which means [pointing to himself] I lose M-U-N-E-E! [pointing to Squidward] Which means YOU lose your G-O-B!
- Squidward: Remind me again, is that good news or bad news?
- Mr. Krabs: Tentacles, I mean it! [pointing to Squidward again] You get back to mindin' that register!
- Squidward: Minding it for [pointing at an empty Krusty Krab] which customer?
- Mr. Krabs: I see your point. But still! I'm not payin' ya to dream sweat nothin's! Do somethin'! [raises his hands in the air] Pick up a mop, a broom, uh, a window wiper, a spatuler even!
- Squidward: SpongeBob's got that covered.
- SpongeBob: [mops the floor while humming. As he sweeps, he comes across the window, causing his eye to protrude out. Then he gasps] Dust specs on the window! Don't worry, boss man, I got it covered! [generates an extra arm with a window wiper and wipes the window] That's better! Oh, sounds like the dishes are done soaking! [makes his way to the kitchen sink and begins humming again]
- Mr. Krabs: That's a perfect example of what I'm talkin' about! Stayin' busy!
- Squidward: I was busy, trying to forget about this place 'till you woke me up!
- Mr. Krabs: Okay, have it your way, Squidward! Since you can't be bothered to take the initiator of yerself, it's clear I must assign tasks to ye! Hmm...Mr. Squidward! Scrub the walls of the Krusty Krab 'till they gleam!
- SpongeBob: Already done, sir! [comes sliding off the wall, then a shot of a sparkling Krusty Krab is shown]
- Mr. Krabs: Well that's very nice, boy, thank you. But, you see, I'm tryin' to give Squidward a task.
- SpongeBob: Hmm...well, the smoke duct needs sweeping!
- Mr. Krabs: Excellent idea, Mr. SquarePants! [with his right hand up in the air] Squidward, I'd like YOU to sweep- [hears a noise in the ducts and looks up at them and a dirty SpongeBob coming out of the ducts]
- SpongeBob: Done and dusted! [coughs up a puff of smoke]
- Squidward: Nice working condition, BUUUUUT, no thanks! [grabs his magazine]
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, is that so? [lifts the bottom of one of the tables with gum underneath] Perhaps you'd prefer scraping the gum off the underside of these tables!
- Squidward: Oh, a restaurant employee handling chewed bubblegum? That's gotta violate a lot of health codes.
- SpongeBob: [while pulling off a piece of gum from the underside of another table] Not if you wear gloves it doesn't! [pulls on the gum, then sticks on a giant ball of chewed gum] Mind if I take this to Patrick after work, Mr. Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: I guess SpongeBob has a handle on all the Krusty Krab duties. Which leaves YOU with all the extra circulars! [puts a pair of shoes on the edge of the cashier boat] Like shinin' me shoes!
- Squidward: Sorry, all out of polish.
- SpongeBob: [appears out of the boat, then polishes the shoes] Well I'm not!
- Mr. Krabs: Wash me boat! [spots SpongeBob outside the Krusty Krab, filling himself up with water and washing the boat while humming] Listen, Squidward, I'm gonna get a full day's work out of you one way or another!
- Squidward: It doesn't matter what you "want" me to do, I won't do it! [an angered Mr. Krabs' face turns purple, until he gets an idea]
- Mr. Krabs: Oh-hoh, yeah? Fine...if you refuse to work, then I can't be held responsible!
- SpongeBob: [coming from washing Mr. Krabs' boat] Responsible for what, Mr. Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: For...for... [thinks for a second] ...a visit from...the Yeti Krab. [his right eye points left and right]
- SpongeBob: [gulps] The Yeti Krab?