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[A jellyfish swims peacefully and SpongeBob tries to catch it. Patrick chases a jellyfish, and SpongeBob twirls around. Patrick chases a bunch of jellyfish, and crashes into SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Whoa! Do you think we caused an earthquake by hitting the ground too hard?
Patrick: Maybe. Or maybe it's those guys. [points to sea whelks that are moving towards them]
SpongeBob: Oh, I've never seen those guys around before...[SpongeBob and Patrick get run over by the whelks]
Patrick: Ewwww! We're all covered in slime!
SpongeBob: Not to worry! I am a sponge after all! [absorbs the slime] Hold still, Patrick! [cleans the slime off of Patrick]
Patrick: SpongeBob, you're leaking.
SpongeBob: Patrick, do you mind? I've gotta wring myself out.
Patrick: Say no more. [turns around]
SpongeBob: [squeezes himself] Ah! Oh! We've got to warn Bikini Bottom about those creatures!
Bikini Bottomites: Ahhh! Whelks! [a whelk chases three fish and spits slime on them, and eats them]
SpongeBob: Oh, what do we do?
Patrick: What are those things?
Johnny: [on TV] Sea Whelks! Large sea snails are invading Bikini Bottom and are on the attack! They are eating everthing and they spit purple slime! [a whelk eats Johnny] Luckily, the news station is safe. This is Bikini Bottom News signing out. ["Please Stand By" screen appears]
SpongeBob: Whelks? Heh, I'm not afraid of some goofy old sea snails!
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Ahhh! Oh, hey Gary!
Gary: Meow. [slithers away]
SpongeBob: Gary can be a little bit creepy.
Patrick: Well, I'm not afraid of them! Watch this! [taps on whelk]
Whelk: [turns around]
Patrick: [raspberries the whelk for about 14 seconds, and stops] Wait, hold on a second. [gets a glass of water, drinks it, clears throat, and continues raspberrying]
Whelk: RRAWWWWWR!
SpongeBob: Patrick, what happened?
Patrick: Can't talk. Running! [SpongeBob gets scared and runs away. They run to The Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward, please let us in! [Nat walks by and opens the door] Oh, heh heh.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! [bursts through the door along with Patrick] Mr. Krabs! Ravenous sea whelks are terrorizing Bikini Bottom! They kinda look like Gary, but not really, and they spit purple slime! And they're eating everyone! They tried to eat me and Patrick, but we ran and we got away!
Mr. Krabs: Ravenous? [holds up a plate of Krabby Patties] That means hungry! [the whelks are starting towards The Krusty Krab] Krabby Patties! Get your Krabby Patties! Only 3.99 each! [the whelks swallow the Krabby Patties] That'll be 54.95. [the whelks spit out the Krabby Patties] Don't care for Krabby Patties, huh? Well, maybe there's something else on the menu you'd like!
[a siren sounds and a platform comes out of the Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward on it]
Patrick: [taps on SpongeBob] Spon...Spo...Spo...!
SpongeBob: Use your words, Patrick! [gets frightened and tugs on Squidward] Squid...Squi...Squi...Squi...!
Squidward: Yep, that's one angry mama.
[a larger sea whelk arrives]
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to The Krusty Krab! [the whelk growls] [nervously] You seem to be a mollusk of deserting taste. Could I introduce you to a side of Kelp Fries? [the whelk swallows Mr. Krabs] Hey! I'm not on the menu!
SpongeBob: Squidward, it swallowed Mr. Krabs!
Squidward: And this affects me, how? [the whelk swallows Squidward] Ahhhhhh!
Patrick: SpongeBob, what are we going to do? [SpongeBob and Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab, which is also swallowed by the whelk. They run over to Sandy's Treedome]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Sandy! Please let us in! [the whelks start toward them and bite] Ahhh! Let us in!
Sandy: [looks through her door] SpongeBob? Patrick?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Please! Please, let us in!
Sandy: How can I be sure you're not whelks in disguise?
SpongeBob: We're not whelks! We're not whelks!
Sandy: [to SpongeBob] What's your mom's maiden name?
SpongeBob: Eeh, BubbleBottom!
Sandy: Patrick, what's your first name?
Patrick: Uh, is this a trick question?
Sandy: [sighs] You're in. [lets them in and acitivates a lever that covers her treedome in metal] I think I have the answer! Now, do ya want the regular answer, or the ACTION PACKED answer?!
SpongeBob: Uh, action packed, please?
Sandy: Yes! [jumps in the air] I need a sample of their slime! If I can analize it, I might be deduce the cause of their behavior! And maybe we can stop them!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hmmmmm.
Sandy: [gasps] oh no!
[the whelks melt the metal wall and break through the flooding treedome. Sandy removes SpongeBob's helmet, puts it on, and pulls a string, draining the water inside]
Sandy: Come on, guys! Follow me! [SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy climb up the tree]
SpongeBob: Well, I guess this is end, Patrick!
Patrick: You guys go, I'll hold them off. [sadly] And if I failed, at least my sacrifice will be delayable!
SpongeBob: I can't let you do that, Patrick! I'll be the one to delay my life!
Patrick: Okay, you go!
Sandy: No, I'll go! The whelks don't seem to be after land critters! [a whelk eats Sandy. SpongeBob and Patrick scream and get swallowed by the whelk]
SpongeBob: Patrick, look!
Both: The Krusty Krab!
SpongeBob: The gang's all here!
Squidward: We're closed. Come back tomorrow.
Sandy: [takes a sample of the slime] Hey, SpongeBob! Lend me your corneas for a second! You too, Patrick!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, okay. [removes corneas]
Sandy: [looks through microscope] Well, golly! No wonder they're all grumpy! Them whelks are full of germs! They're sicker than a bull with the squrriel pox!
SpongeBob: Oh, I know what to do! After all, I've had the suds! I just have to absord the whelks' snot, and they'll return to normal! [absorbs the slime and cleans off mama whelk]
Mama Whelk: Meow.
SpongeBob: Now, let's get the rest of you cleaned! [swallows the whelks and swishes them around in his mouth a little, and spits them out]
Whelks: Meow. Meow. Meow.
SpongeBob: Aww, cute. Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhh...Chhoooooo! [sneezes out Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and The Krusty Krab. The customers cheer and SpongeBob sniffles] Excuse me! [laughs]
Squidward: Gazuntite.
Mr. Krabs: You did it, boy!
Squidward: [picks up a whelk] So, these things went crazy just because they had the sniffles? [the whelk sneezes on Squidward and everyone laughs]
Patrick: It's in his eye! [SpongeBob sneezes again]
Squidward: Oh, so hilarious.

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+{{L|''[A jellyfish swims peacefully and SpongeBob tries to catch it. Patrick chases a jellyfish, and SpongeBob twirls around. Patrick chases a bunch of jellyfish, and crashes into SpongeBob]''}}
-{{BTranscript
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whoa! Do you think we caused an earthquake by hitting the ground too hard?}}
-|prev = The Masterpiece
+{{L|Patrick|Maybe. Or maybe it's those guys. ''[points to sea whelks that are moving towards them]''}}
-|title = Whelk Attack
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I've never seen those guys around before...''[SpongeBob and Patrick get run over by the whelks]''}}
-|next = You Don't Know Sponge
+{{L|Patrick|Ewwww! We're all covered in slime!}}
-|titlecard = WhelkAttack.jpg
+{{L|SpongeBob|Not to worry! I am a sponge after all! ''[absorbs the slime]'' Hold still, Patrick! ''[cleans the slime off of Patrick]''}}
-|season = 7
+{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, you're leaking.}}
-|episode = 148b
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, do you mind? I've gotta wring myself out.}}
-|airdate = [[October 2]], [[2010]]
+{{L|Patrick|Say no more. ''[turns around]''}}
-|seasonname = seven
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[squeezes himself]'' Ah! Oh! We've got to warn Bikini Bottom about those creatures!}}
-}}
+{{L|Bikini Bottomites|Ahhh! Whelks! ''[a whelk chases three fish and spits slime on them, and eats them]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, what do we do?}}
-[a jellyfiish swims peacefully and SpongeBob tries to catch it. Patrick chases a jellyfish, and SpongeBob twirls around. Patrick chases the a bunch of jellyfish, and crashes into SpongeBob]
+{{L|Patrick|What are those things?}}
-*SpongeBob: Whoa! Do you think we caused an earthquake by hitting the ground too hard?
+{{L|Johnny|''[on TV]'' Sea Whelks! Large sea snails are invading Bikini Bottom and are on the attack! They are eating everthing and they spit purple slime! ''[a whelk eats Johnny]'' Luckily, the news station is safe. This is Bikini Bottom News signing out. ''["Please Stand By" screen appears]''}}
-*Patrick: Maybe. Or maybe it's those guys. [points to sea whelks that are moving towards them]
+{{L|SpongeBob|Whelks? Heh, I'm not afraid of some goofy old sea snails!}}
-*SpongeBob: Oh, I've never seen those guys around before...[SpongeBob and Patrick get run over by the whelks]
+{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
-*Patrick: Ewwww! We're all covered in slime!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ahhh! Oh, hey Gary!}}
-*SpongeBob: Not to worry! I am a sponge after all! [aborbs the slime] Hold still, Patrick! [cleans the slime off of Patrick]
+{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[slithers away]''}}
-*Patrick: SpongeBob, you're leaking.
-*SpongeBob: Patrick, do you mind? I've gotta wring myself out.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Gary can be a little bit creepy.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Well, I'm not afraid of them! Watch this! ''[taps on whelk]''}}
-*Patrick: Say no more. [turns around]
+{{L|Whelk|''[turns around]''}}
-*SpongeBob: [squeezes himself] Ah! Oh! We've got to warn Bikini Bottom about those creatures!
+{{L|Patrick|''[raspberries the whelk for about 14 seconds, and stops]'' Wait, hold on a second. ''[gets a glass of water, drinks it, clears throat, and continues raspberrying]''}}
-*Bikini Bottomites: Ahhh! Whelks! [a whelk chases three fish and spits slime on them, and eats them]
+{{L|Whelk|RRAWWWWWR!}}
-*SpongeBob: Oh, what do we do?
-*Patrick: What are those thing?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what happened?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Can't talk. Running! ''[SpongeBob gets scared and runs away. They run to The Krusty Krab]''}}
-*Johnny: [on TV] Sea Whelks! Large sea snails are invading Bikini Bottom and are on the attack! They are eating everything and they spit purple slime! [a whelk eats Johnny] Luckily, the news station is safe. This is Bikini Bottom News signing out. ["Please Stand By" screen appears]
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Squidward, please let us in! ''[Nat walks by and opens the door]'' Oh, heh heh.}}
-*SpongeBob: Whelks? Heh, I'm not afraid of some goofy old sea snails!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs! ''[bursts through the door along with Patrick]'' Mr. Krabs! Ravenous sea whelks are terrorizing Bikini Bottom! They kinda look like Gary, but not really, and they spit purple slime! And they're eating everyone! They tried to eat me and Patrick, but we ran and we got away!}}
-*Gary: Meow.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ravenous? ''[holds up a plate of Krabby Patties]'' That means hungry! ''[the whelks are starting towards The Krusty Krab]'' Krabby Patties! Get your Krabby Patties! Only 3.99 each! ''[the whelks swallow the Krabby Patties]'' That'll be 54.95. ''[the whelks spit out the Krabby Patties]'' Don't care for Krabby Patties, huh? Well, maybe there's something else on the menu you'd like!}}
-*SpongeBob: Ahhh! Oh, hey Gary!
+{{L|''[a siren sounds and a platform comes out of the Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward on it]''}}
-*Gary: Meow [slithers away]
+{{L|Patrick|''[taps on SpongeBob]'' Spon...Spo...Spo...!}}
-*SpongeBob: Gary can be a little bit creepy.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Use your words, Patrick! ''[gets frightened and tugs on Squidward]'' Squid...Squi...Squi...Squi...!}}
-*Patrick: Well, I'm not afraid of them! Watch this! [taps on whelk]
+{{L|Squidward|Yep, that's one angry mama.}}
-*Whelk: [turns around]
+{{L|''[a larger sea whelk arrives]''}}
-*Patrick: [raspberries the whelk for about 14 seconds, and stops] Wait, hold on a second. [gets a glass of water, drinks it, clears throat, and continues raspberrying]
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Welcome to The Krusty Krab! ''[the whelk growls]'' ''[nervously]'' You seem to be a mollusk of deserting taste. Could I introduce you to a side of Kelp Fries? ''[the whelk swallows Mr. Krabs]'' Hey! I'm not on the menu!}}
-*Whelk: RRAWWWWWR!
-*SpongeBob: Patrick, what happened?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, it swallowed Mr. Krabs!}}
+{{L|Squidward|And this affects me, how? ''[the whelk swallows Squidward]'' Ahhhhhh!}}
-*Patrick: Can't talk. Running! [SpongeBob gets scared and runs away][they run to The Krusty Krab]
+{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, what are we going to do? ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab, which is also swallowed by the whelk. They run over to Sandy's Treedome]''}}
-*SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward, please let us in! [Nat walks by and opens the door] Oh, heh heh.
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Sandy! Please let us in! ''[the whelks start toward them and bite]'' Ahhh! Let us in!}}
-*SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! [bursts through the door along with Patrick][Squidward gets knocked out] Mr. Krabs! Ravenous sea whelks are terrorizing Bikini Bottom! They kinda look like Gary, but not really, and they spit purple slime! And they're eating everyone! They tried to eat me and Patrick, but we ran and we got away!
+{{L|Sandy|''[looks through her door]'' SpongeBob? Patrick?}}
-*Mr. Krabs: Ravenous? [holds up a plate of Krabby Patties] That means hungry! [The whelks are starting towards The Krusty Krab] Krabby Patties! Get your Krabby Patties! Only 3.99 each! [the whelks swallow the Krabby Patties] That'll be 54.95. [the whelks spit out the Krabby Patties] Don't care for Krabby Patties, huh? Well, maybe there's something else on the menu you'd like!
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Please! Please, let us in!}}
-*[a siren sounds and a platform comes out of the Krusty Krab, with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward on it]
+{{L|Sandy|How can I be sure you're not whelks in disguise?}}
-*Patrick: [taps on SpongeBob] Spon...Spo...Spo...!
+{{L|SpongeBob|We're not whelks! We're not whelks!}}
-*SpongeBob: Use your words, Patrick! [gets frightened and tugs on Squidward] Squid...Squi...Squi...Squi...!
+{{L|Sandy|''[to SpongeBob]'' What's your mom's maiden name?}}
-*Squidward: Yep, that's one angry mama.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Eeh, BubbleBottom!}}
-*[a larger sea whelk arrives]
+{{L|Sandy|Patrick, what's your first name?}}
-*Mr. Krabs: Welcome to The Krusty Krab! [the whelk growls] [nervously] You seem to be a mollusk of deserting taste. Could I introduce you to a side of Kelp Fries? [the whelk swallows Mr. Krabs] Hey! I'm not on the menu!
+{{L|Patrick|Uh, is this a trick question?}}
-*SpongeBob: Squidward, it swallowed Mr. Krabs!
+{{L|Sandy|''[sighs]'' You're in. ''[lets them in and acitivates a lever that covers her treedome in metal]'' I think I have the answer! Now, do ya want the regular answer, or the ACTION PACKED answer?!}}
-*Squidward: And this affects me, how? [the whelk swallows Squidward] Ahhhhhh!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, action packed, please?}}
-*Patrick: SpongeBob, what are we going to do? [SpongeBob and Patrick run out of the Krusty Krab, which is also swallowed by the whelk][they run over to Sandy's Treedome]
+{{L|Sandy|Yes! ''[jumps in the air]'' I need a sample of their slime! If I can analize it, I might be deduce the cause of their behavior! And maybe we can stop them!}}
-*SpongeBob and Patrick: Sandy! Please let us in! Let us in! [the whelks start toward them and bite] Ahhh! Let us in!
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hmmmmm.}}
-*Sandy: [looks through her door] SpongeBob? Patrick?
+{{L|Sandy|[gasps] oh no! }}
-*SpongeBob and Patrick: Please! Please, let us in!
+{{L|''[the whelks melt the metal wall and break through the flooding treedome. Sandy removes SpongeBob's helmet, puts it on, and pulls a string, draining the water inside]''}}
-*Sandy: How can I be sure you're not whelks in disguise?
+{{L|Sandy|Come on, guys! Follow me! ''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy climb up the tree]''}}
-*SpongeBob: We're not whelks! We're not whelks!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I guess this is end, Patrick!}}
-*Sandy: [to SpongeBob] What's your mom's maiden name?
+{{L|Patrick|You guys go, I'll hold them off. ''[sadly]'' And if I failed, at least my sacrifice will be delayable!}}
-*SpongeBob: Eeh, Bubblebottom!
+{{L|SpongeBob|I can't let you do that, Patrick! I'll be the one to delay my life!}}
-*Sandy: Patrick, what's your first name?
-*Patrick: Uh, is this a trick question?
+{{L|Patrick|Okay, you go!}}
+{{L|Sandy|No, I'll go! The whelks don't seem to be after land critters! ''[a whelk eats Sandy. SpongeBob and Patrick scream and get swallowed by the whelk]''}}
-*Sandy: [sighs] You're in. [lets them in and activates a lever that covers her treedome in metal] I think I have the answer! Now, do ya want the regular answer, or the ACTION PACKED answer?!
-*SpongeBob: Uh, action packed, please?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look!}}
+{{L|Both|The Krusty Krab!}}
-*Sandy: Yes! [jumps in the air] I need a sample of their slime! If I can analize it, I might be able to deduce the cause of their behavior! And maybe we can stop them!
-*SpongeBob and Patrick: Hmmmmm.
+{{L|SpongeBob|The gang's all here!}}
+{{L|Squidward|We're closed. Come back tomorrow.}}
-*[the whelks melt the metal wall and break through the flooding treedome.] [Sandy removes SpongeBob's helmet, puts it on, and pulls a string, draining the water inside]
+{{L|Sandy|''[takes a sample of the slime]'' Hey, SpongeBob! Lend me your corneas for a second! You too, Patrick!}}
-*Sandy: Quick, everyone! Follow me! [SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy climb up the tree]
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Oh, okay. ''[removes corneas]''}}
-*Patrick: I'll go after them. [sadly] If I don't make it, a least my sacrifice will be delayable!
+{{L|Sandy|''[looks through microscope]'' Well, golly! No wonder they're all grumpy! Them whelks are full of germs! They're sicker than a bull with the squrriel pox!}}
-*SpongeBob: No, Patrick! I'll be the one to delay my life!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I know what to do! After all, I've had the suds! I just have to absord the whelks' snot, and they'll return to normal! ''[absorbs the slime and cleans off mama whelk]''}}
-*Patrick: Okay, you go!
+{{L|Mama Whelk|Meow.}}
-*Sandy: No, I'll go! They don't seem to be after land critters! [a whelk eats Sandy][SpongeBob and Patrick scream and get swallowed by the whelk]
+{{L|SpongeBob|Now, let's get the rest of you cleaned! ''[swallows the whelks and swishes them around in his mouth a little, and spits them out]''}}
-*SpongeBob: Patrick, look!
+{{L|Whelks|Meow. Meow. Meow.}}
-*Both: The Krusty Krab!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, cute. Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhh...Chhoooooo! ''[sneezes out Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and The Krusty Krab. The customers cheer and SpongeBob sniffles]'' Excuse me! ''[laughs]''}}
-*SpongeBob: The gang's all here!
+{{L|Squidward|Gazuntite.}}
-*Squidward: We're closed. Come back tomorrow.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|You did it, boy!}}
-*Sandy: [takes a sample of the slime] Hey, SpongeBob! Lend me your cornias for a second! You too, Patrick!
+{{L|Squidward|''[picks up a whelk]'' So, these things went crazy just because they had the sniffles? ''[the whelk sneezes on Squidward and everyone laughs]''}}
-*SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, okay. [removes cornias]
+{{L|Patrick|It's in his eye! ''[SpongeBob sneezes again]''}}
-*Sandy: [looks through microscope] Well, golly! No wonder they're going crazy! Them whelks are full of germs! They're sicker than a bull with the squrriel pox!
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, so hilarious.}}
-*SpongeBob: Oh, I know what to do! After all, I've had the suds! All I have to do is absorb the whelks' snot, and they'll return to normal! [absorbs the slime and cleans off mama whelk]
-*Mama Whelk: Meow.
-*SpongeBob: Now, let's get the rest of you clean! [swallows the whelks and swishes them around in his mouth a little, and spits them out]
-*Whelks: Moew. Meow. Meow.
-*SpongeBob: Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhh...Chhoooooo! [sneezes out Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and The Krusty Krab] Excuse me! [laughs]
-*Squidward: Gazuntite.
-*Mr. Krabs: You did it, boy!
-*Squidward: [picks up a whelk] So, these guys went crazy just because they had the sniffles? [the whelk sneezes on Squidward and everyone laughs] Oh, so hilarious.
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