Changes: What if the Mystery Ended This Way...?/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants [[List of shorts#|]] "What if the Mystery Ended This Way?," which aired on March 8, 2011.

Narrator: What if the mystery ended this way?
Policeman: Well, gentlemen, I believe our porter is really none other than international fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. [the policeman pulls off the porter's head and Squidward is underneath] You're not. [a countdown begins]
Policeman: International fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. [the policeman pulls of the porter's head and Sandy is underneath]
Sandy: Howdy y’all! [a countdown begins]
Policeman: Fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. [the policeman pulls off the porter's head and Patrick is underneath]
Patrick: (laughs) [a countdown begins]
Policeman: Orin J. Ruffy. [the policeman pulls off the porter's head and SpongeBob is underneath]
SpongeBob: I think not. You, sir are Orin J. Ruffy. [SpongeBob pulls off the policeman's head and Orin J. Ruffy is underneath]
Orin J. Ruffy: Huh? [runs away]
SpongeBob: Huh.
Narrator: Well, that was unexpected.

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+|airdate = [[Timeline:March 8|March 8]], [[Timeline:2011|2011]]
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+{{L|Narrator|What if the mystery ended this way?}}
+{{L|Policeman|Well, gentlemen, I believe our porter is really none other than international fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. ''[the policeman pulls off the porter's head and Squidward is underneath]'' You're not. ''[a countdown begins]''}}
-*'''Narrator:''' What if the mystery ended this way?
+{{L|Policeman|International fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. ''[the policeman pulls of the porter's head and Sandy is underneath]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Howdy y’all! ''[a countdown begins]''}}
-*'''Policeman:''' Well, gentlemen, I believe our porter is really none other than international fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. [The policeman pulls off the porter’s head and Squidward is underneath] You’re not.
+{{L|Policeman|Fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. ''[the policeman pulls off the porter's head and Patrick is underneath]''}}
-*[There is a countdown on the screen]
+{{L|Patrick|(laughs) ''[a countdown begins]''}}
+{{L|Policeman|Orin J. Ruffy. ''[the policeman pulls off the porter's head and SpongeBob is underneath]''}}
-*'''Policeman:''' International fugitive Orin J. Ruffy [The policeman pulls of the porter’s head and Sandy is underneath]
+{{L|SpongeBob|I think not. You, sir are Orin J. Ruffy. ''[SpongeBob pulls off the policeman's head and Orin J. Ruffy is underneath]''}}
+{{L|Orin J. Ruffy|Huh? ''[runs away]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Huh.}}
-*'''Sandy:''' Howdy y’all!
+{{L|Narrator|Well, that was unexpected.}}
-*[There is a countdown on the screen]
-*'''Policeman:''' Fugitive Orin J. Ruffy [The policeman pulls off the porter’s head and Patrick is underneath]
-*'''Patrick:''' [Laughs]
-*[There is a countdown on the screen]
-*'''Policeman:''' Orin J. Ruffy [The policeman pulls off the porter’s head and SpongeBob is underneath]
-*'''SpongeBob:''' I think not. You, sir are Orin J. Ruffy. [SpongeBob pulls off the policeman’s head and Orin J. Ruffy is underneath]
-*'''Orin J. Ruffy:''' Huh? [Orin runs away]
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Hmph.
-*'''Narrator:''' Well, that was unexpected.