What if the Mystery Ended This Way...?/transcript

What if the Mystery Ended This Way?
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№:	3
Airdate:	March 8, 2011

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants [[List of shorts#|]] "What if the Mystery Ended This Way?," which aired on March 8, 2011.

• Narrator: What if the mystery ended this way?
• Policeman: Well, gentlemen, I believe our porter is really none other than international fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. [the policeman pulls off the porter's head and Squidward is underneath] You're not. [a countdown begins]
• Policeman: International fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. [the policeman pulls of the porter's head and Sandy is underneath]
• Sandy: Howdy y’all! [a countdown begins]
• Policeman: Fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. [the policeman pulls off the porter's head and Patrick is underneath]
• Patrick: (laughs) [a countdown begins]
• Policeman: Orin J. Ruffy. [the policeman pulls off the porter's head and SpongeBob is underneath]
• SpongeBob: I think not. You, sir are Orin J. Ruffy. [SpongeBob pulls off the policeman's head and Orin J. Ruffy is underneath]
• Orin J. Ruffy: Huh? [runs away]
• SpongeBob: Huh.
• Narrator: Well, that was unexpected.