Changes: What if the Mystery Ended This Way...?/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants [[List of shorts#|]] "What if the Mystery Ended This Way?," which aired on March 8, 2011.

Narrator: What if the mystery ended this way?

Policeman: Well, gentlemen, I believe our porter is really none other than international fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. [The policeman pulls off the porter’s head and Squidward is underneath.] You’re not. [There is a countdown on the screen.]

Policeman: International fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. [The policeman pulls of the porter’s head and Sandy is underneath.]

Sandy: Howdy y’all! [There is a countdown on the screen.]

Policeman: Fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. [The policeman pulls off the porter’s head and Patrick is underneath.]

Patrick: [Laughs. There is a countdown on the screen.]

Policeman: Orin J. Ruffy. [The policeman pulls off the porter’s head and SpongeBob is underneath.]

SpongeBob: I think not. You, sir are Orin J. Ruffy. [SpongeBob pulls off the policeman’s head and Orin J. Ruffy is underneath.]

Orin J. Ruffy: Huh? [Orin runs away.]

SpongeBob: Hmph.

Narrator: Well, that was unexpected.

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 *'''Narrator:''' What if the mystery ended this way?
-*'''Policeman:''' Well, gentlemen, I believe our porter is really none other than international fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. [The policeman pulls off the porter’s head and Squidward is underneath] You’re not.
+*'''Policeman:''' Well, gentlemen, I believe our porter is really none other than international fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. ''[The policeman pulls off the porter’s head and Squidward is underneath.]'' You’re not. ''[There is a countdown on the screen.]''
+*'''Policeman:''' International fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. ''[The policeman pulls of the porter’s head and Sandy is underneath.]''
-*[There is a countdown on the screen]
+*'''Sandy:''' Howdy y’all! ''[There is a countdown on the screen.]''
-*'''Policeman:''' International fugitive Orin J. Ruffy [The policeman pulls of the porter’s head and Sandy is underneath]
+*'''Policeman:''' Fugitive Orin J. Ruffy. ''[The policeman pulls off the porter’s head and Patrick is underneath.]''
-*'''Sandy:''' Howdy y’all!
-*[There is a countdown on the screen]
+*'''Patrick:''' ''[Laughs. There is a countdown on the screen.]''
-*'''Policeman:''' Fugitive Orin J. Ruffy [The policeman pulls off the porter’s head and Patrick is underneath]
+*'''Policeman:''' Orin J. Ruffy. ''[The policeman pulls off the porter’s head and SpongeBob is underneath.]''
+*'''SpongeBob:''' I think not. You, sir are Orin J. Ruffy. ''[SpongeBob pulls off the policeman’s head and Orin J. Ruffy is underneath.]''
-*'''Patrick:''' [Laughs]
+*'''Orin J. Ruffy:''' Huh? ''[Orin runs away.]''
-*[There is a countdown on the screen]
-*'''Policeman:''' Orin J. Ruffy [The policeman pulls off the porter’s head and SpongeBob is underneath]
-*'''SpongeBob:''' I think not. You, sir are Orin J. Ruffy. [SpongeBob pulls off the policeman’s head and Orin J. Ruffy is underneath]
-*'''Orin J. Ruffy:''' Huh? [Orin runs away]
 *'''SpongeBob:''' Hmph.
 *'''Narrator:''' Well, that was unexpected.
+[[Category:2011 transcripts]]