This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants [[List of shorts#|]] "What if Patrick Was Gone? (Sandy)," which aired on October 14, 2008.
- Narrator: What if Patrick was gone?
- [Sandy and a big fish are in karate gloves]
- Sandy: OK. So are we ready a little karate? Huh, big guy? Can you handle this? Do you think you're ready to witness these skills, [crushes acorns] this footwork? [juggles karate gloves] Is too fast for ya? [gloves stick out of her tongue and ears] Too inventive? I just wanna warn you so far and get pretty physical. OK. Now show me your skills. Come on now, don't be shy. Let's see the old one-two!
- [the big fish moves his arm and leg but shakes and falls on Sandy]
- Sandy: Dang. This is much more fun with Patrick.