[SpongeBob's arm is holding a Krabby Patty and spins around during a commercial.]
TV Announcer: The delicious, mouth-watering Krabby Patty is now available in frozen! But this patty isn't just for eating anymore! Because there are so many things you can do with a frozen Krabby Patty!
[SpongeBob's arm twists so hard that it unravels and the Krabby Patty splatters all over the screen.]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh yeah? Like what?
TV Announcer: Like this!
[SpongeBob and Patrick are in their snow gear with Krabby Patties on their feet.]
TV Announcer: Use them as snowshoes!
[Patrick sinks into the snow. The scene changes to Jellyfish Fields where SpongeBob is holding a Krabby Patty.]
TV Announcer: As a flying disc!
[SpongeBob twists himself and throws the Krabby Patty. The patty slices Patrick's head.]
[Patrick picks up the patty and places it in his head. Patrick puts his head back together and drools. The scene changes to a frozen lake and SpongeBob appears to be using a Krabby Patty as a puck while playing hockey.]
TV Announcer: Or a hockey puck!
[SpongeBob hits the patty as he tries to make a goal. But the patty hits Patrick in the head and knocks him down. Patrick gives a thumbs up and the crowd cheers. The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick wearing dresses and are having a tea party.]
TV Announcer: You can comb their hair!
[Patrick brushes the hair on the Krabby Patty. The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick wearing Krabby Patty ingredients are jewelry.]
TV Announcer: Wear them as jewelry!
[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh. The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick flushing the Krabby Patty down the toilet.]
TV Announcer: Or flush them down the toilet! The only limits are your imagination!
[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh as the patty is flushed. The toilet begins to overflow as it is now clogged up.]
Patrick: This ain't your grandma's Krabby Patty! [laughs]
SpongeBob: Uh, actually Patrick, that was my grandma's Krabby Patty.
[Grandma Squarepants is shown and appears to be angry.]
Patrick: Oh, I'm sorry.
TV Announcer: The frozen Krabby Patty! Now available where they keep things cold!
[The scene changes to two doctors open a compartment where they are pulling out the corpse of Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein's monster wakes up and scares away the doctors. Then he takes out a Krabby Patty and eats it.]