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|prev = Texas
  
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|title = Walking Small
  
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|next = Fools in April
  
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|titlecard = Walking Small.jpg
  
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|season = 1
  
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|episode = 18b
  
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|airdate = [[March 22]], [[2000]]
  
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|seasonname = one
  
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{{L|''[metallic roaring]''}}
  
{{L|''[metallic roaring]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Attention, beach-goers! You are trespassing! You have exactly seventeen minutes to haul your carcasses off the future site of the 'Chum Bucket Mega Bucket'.}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Attention, beach-goers! You are trespassing! You have exactly seventeen minutes to haul your carcasses off the future site of the 'Chum Bucket Mega Bucket'.}}
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{{L|Shubie|Do you hear something? ''[Peterson doesn't hear anything]''}}
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{{L|Tina|Do you hear something? ''[Peterson doesn't hear anything]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[takes out megaphone]'' Ok, have it your way. I don’t mind bulldozing over each and every one...hey! Put me down!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[takes out megaphone]'' Ok, have it your way. I don't mind bulldozing over each and every one...hey! Put me down!}}
 
{{L|Billy|Mommy, look! Somebody left this toy tractor here.}}
  
{{L|Billy|Mommy, look! Somebody left this toy tractor here.}}
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{{L|Evelyn|Put that thing down, Billy, it has germs on it. ''[captions version Woman Put that thing down, Billy, that has germs on it]''}}
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{{L|Evelyn|Put that thing down, Billy, it has germs on it.}}
 
{{L|Billy|Ohh, mom.}}
  
{{L|Billy|Ohh, mom.}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[talks through megaphone]'' You’ll see. ''[throws away the megaphone]'' You’ll all see! The future site of the Chum Bucket Mega Bucket must be clear to these cretins beachgoers. But it’s becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer! ''[zoom out]'' I am small. I need someone big to clear the beach for me. I need... ''[giant foot almost steps on Plankton but he dives out of the way]'' SpongeBob!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[talks through megaphone]'' You'll see. ''[throws away the megaphone]'' You'll all see! The future site of the Chum Bucket Mega Bucket must be clear to these cretins beachgoers. But it's becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer! ''[zoom out]'' I am small. I need someone big to clear the beach for me. I need... ''[giant foot almost steps on Plankton but he dives out of the way]'' SpongeBob!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Steppin’ on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin’ on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin’ on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin’ on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Yes. He’s the one. ''[laughs evilly. The sand on his head falls off]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Yes. He's the one. ''[laughs evilly. The sand on his head falls off]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I’ll have one... ''[some kid cuts in front of him]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'll have one... ''[some kid cuts in front of him]''}}
 
{{L|Monroe|Two please. ''[Lou gives him two ice creams]'' Thanks. ''[walks off]''}}
  
{{L|Monroe|Two please. ''[Lou gives him two ice creams]'' Thanks. ''[walks off]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|One please. ''[Electric Eel slithers through SpongeBob and grabs the ice cream]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|One please. ''[Electric Eel slithers through SpongeBob and grabs the ice cream]''}}
 
{{L|Eel|Excuse me. ''[walks off licking the ice cream]''}}
  
{{L|Eel|Excuse me. ''[walks off licking the ice cream]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|One please.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|One please.}}
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{{L|Lou|Sorry, kid. We’re all out.}}
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{{L|Lou|Sorry, kid. We're all out.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, barnacles. ''[he hears crying coming from Plankton, who's sitting on a bench with two ice creams]'' Plankton, what are you doing here? And why are you crying?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww, barnacles. ''[he hears crying coming from Plankton, who's sitting on a bench with two ice creams]'' Plankton, what are you doing here? And why are you crying?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Oh, hi, SpongeBob. ''[blows his nose]'' I’m cryin’ because I’ve got these two ice cream cones, but I only need one! ''[cries]'' I don’t know what to do with the other one! ''[cries then stops and looks at SpongeBob and cries again]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Oh, hi, SpongeBob. ''[blows his nose]'' I'm cryin' because I've got these two ice cream cones, but I only need one! ''[cries]'' I don't know what to do with the other one! ''[SpongeBob is confused; Plankton cries then stops and looks at SpongeBob and cries again]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I’ll eat one of those ice cream cones for ya.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'll eat one of those ice cream cones for ya.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob! Would you do that for me?}}
  
{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob! Would you do that for me?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure! ''[starts to lick the ice cream]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure! ''[starts to lick the ice cream]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob? ''[SpongeBob is still licking the ice cream]'' SpongeBob? ''[SpongeBob eats the whole ice cream and is now licking what's left inside. Plankton uses his megaphone to get SpongeBob’s attention]'' SpongeBob!!}}
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{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob? ''[SpongeBob is still licking the ice cream]'' SpongeBob? ''[SpongeBob eats the whole ice cream and is now licking what's left inside. Plankton uses his megaphone to get SpongeBob's attention]'' SpongeBob!!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns towards Plankton]'' Yeah? ''[spits out ice cream as he talks]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns towards Plankton]'' Yeah? ''[spits out ice cream as he talks]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Isn’t it great to get the things you desire? Like that ice cream cone, for instance. ''[SpongeBob licks his fingers]'' You can have anything you want with a little training. ''[SpongeBob licks his fingers again]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Isn't it great to get the things you desire? Like that ice cream cone, for instance. ''[SpongeBob licks his fingers]'' You can have anything you want with a little training. ''[SpongeBob licks his fingers again]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Training?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Training?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Yes. You just have to learn to be more assertive. And I can show you how.}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Yes. You just have to learn to be more assertive. And I can show you how.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Assertive, huh?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Assertive, huh?}}
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{{L|Plankton|That’s right.}}
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{{L|Plankton|That's right.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Anything I want. ''[licks his lips]'' Sounds great! ''[spits more ice cream at Plankton when talking]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Anything I want. ''[licks his lips]'' Sounds great! ''[spits more ice cream at Plankton when talking]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Wonderful. ''[laughs evilly then SpongeBob joins in the laughing. Then an adult fish sits on SpongeBob]'' SpongeBob, don’t let that guy sit on you! Assertiveness lesson #1: tell him to get off!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Wonderful. ''[laughs evilly then SpongeBob joins in the laughing. Then an adult fish sits on SpongeBob]'' SpongeBob, don't let that guy sit on you! Assertiveness lesson #1: tell him to get off!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Umm, excuse me, sir, you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Umm, excuse me, sir, you're sitting on my body, which is also my face.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|No, no, be assertive! ''[SpongeBob puts his fingers in the guys pockets]''}}
  
{{L|Plankton|No, no, be assertive! ''[SpongeBob puts his fingers in the guys pockets]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Beep beep! ''[Plankton smacks forehead]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Beep beep! ''[Plankton smacks forehead]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Not in-sertive! ''[adult fish checks his watch then walks away]'' SpongeBob, you missed your chance! You’ve got to be aggressive to get the things you want! You’re too soft!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Not in-sertive! ''[adult fish checks his watch then walks away]'' SpongeBob, you missed your chance! You've got to be aggressive to get the things you want! You're too soft!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But I’m a spo...}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But I'm a spo...}}
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{{L|Plankton|Don’t say it! ''[Plankton spots the eel that took SpongeBob’s ice cream]'' There’s the guy who took your ice cream. Don’t you want it back?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Don't say it! ''[Plankton spots the eel that took SpongeBob's ice cream]'' There's the guy who took your ice cream. Don't you want it back?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Ice cream! ''[Plankton gets up and runs behind Electric Eel]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Ice cream! ''[Plankton gets up and runs behind Electric Eel]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Listen, you! My friend’s got something to say! ''[Electric Eel turns around]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Listen, you! My friend's got something to say! ''[Electric Eel turns around]''}}
 
{{L|Eel|What, who said that? Was it you? ''[talking to SpongeBob]''}}
  
{{L|Eel|What, who said that? Was it you? ''[talking to SpongeBob]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Tell him off, SpongeBob. Assert yourself!}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Tell him off, SpongeBob. Assert yourself!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|That’s my ice cream cone!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's my ice cream cone!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Great! Now let him have it!}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Great! Now let him have it!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You can have it.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|You can have it.}}
 
{{L|Eel|Say, thanks! ''[walks off]''}}
  
{{L|Eel|Say, thanks! ''[walks off]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|No! ''[jumps inside SpongeBob’s mouth]'' I’ll show ya how! Hey, pencil neck! ''[Electric Eel turns around]'' Yeah, you, slither over here! ''[Electric Eel walks over to SpongeBob]'' Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swarming torrent of pain and misery! ''[Electric Eel throws ice cream on SpongeBob’s face and runs away crying]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|No! ''[jumps inside SpongeBob's mouth]'' I'll show ya how! Hey, pencil neck! ''[Electric Eel turns around]'' Yeah, you, slither over here! ''[Electric Eel walks over to SpongeBob]'' Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery! ''[Electric Eel looks scared; he throws ice cream on SpongeBob's face and runs away crying]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, that guy was crying!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, that guy was crying!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Those were tears of joy I told you! He was happy that you were assertive!}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Those were tears of joy I told you! He was happy that you were assertive!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah!}}
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{{L|Plankton|You see how wonderful life can be, when you’re maniacal?}}
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{{L|Plankton|You see how wonderful life can be, when you're maniacal?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, I thought it was called assertive.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, I thought it was called assertive.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Whatever.}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Whatever.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Do you want to take a hike with me?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you want to take a hike with me?}}
 
{{L|Scooter Like Fish|Yeah.}}
  
{{L|Scooter Like Fish|Yeah.}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[angry]'' Now look what you’ve done! Tell that guy to go fall in a ditch!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[angry]'' Now look what you've done! Tell that guy to go fall in a ditch!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, go check in that ditch! ''[points to the ditch beside them. The fish jumps down in the ditch and finds a treasure chest]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, go check in that ditch! ''[points to the ditch beside them. The fish jumps down in the ditch and finds a treasure chest]''}}
 
{{L|Scooter Like Fish|Wow, buried treasure! Thanks!}}
  
{{L|Scooter Like Fish|Wow, buried treasure! Thanks!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Did you see that, Plankton? That guy found some buried treasure!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Did you see that, Plankton? That guy found some buried treasure!}}
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{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob, you’ll never get it right! Tell that guy you know karate and you’ll tie him in a knot if you don’t get your metal detector back!}}
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{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob, you'll never get it right! Tell that guy you know karate and you'll tie him in a knot if you don't get your metal detector back!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I’m gonna tie your shoe if you don’t give that back!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! I'm gonna tie your shoe if you don't give that back!}}
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{{L|Fish|But I’m wearing sandals!}}
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{{L|Fish|But I'm wearing sandals!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, never mind! ''[Plankton jumps off of SpongeBob]'' It’s alright, Plankton, he’s wearing sandals. What’s the matter?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ok, never mind! ''[Plankton jumps off of SpongeBob]'' It's alright, Plankton, he's wearing sandals. What's the matter?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[putting things into a suitcase]'' Oh, nothing, SpongeBob. ''[puts on a black hat]'' I was just beginning to think that this was a waste of time.}}
  
{{L|Plankton|''[putting things into a suitcase]'' Oh, nothing, SpongeBob. ''[puts on a black hat]'' I was just beginning to think that this was a waste of time.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|No it’s not!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|No it's not!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Forget it! I guess you don’t have what it takes to be a stand-up guy.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Forget it! I guess you don't have what it takes to be a stand-up guy.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But what about airline food?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|But what about airline food?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|What?}}
  
{{L|Plankton|What?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Airline food. My gosh, what is up with that stuff? Thank you, good night! ''[rimshot]'' See, I can be a stand-up guy. See? ''[Plankton throws his hat down]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Airline food. My gosh, what is up with that stuff? Thank you, good night! ''[rimshot]'' See, I can be a stand-up guy. See? ''[Plankton throws his hat down]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob, you’ll never get what you want! You’ll always let people step all over you! You’re just like stairs!}}
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{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob, you'll never get what you want! You'll always let people step all over you! You're just like stairs!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Plankton, give me another chance!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Plankton, give me another chance!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Ok, but this is your last chance! ''[points to people trying to get a tan]'' Look at all those beach hogs soaking up your sunrays. Do you have what it takes to get a tan?}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Ok, but this is your last chance! ''[points to people trying to get a tan]'' Look at all those beach hogs soaking up your sunrays. Do you have what it takes to get a tan?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Just watch me! ''[runs over and waves a blanket up and down and builds up sand to make the beach-goers run away]'' Man, this thing is sandy!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Just watch me! ''[runs over and waves a blanket up and down and builds up sand to make the beach-goers run away]'' Man, this thing is sandy!}}
 
{{L|Fred|My leg! ''[after everyone runs off, SpongeBob is laying on his back with a funnel acting as a sunlamp]''}}
  
{{L|Fred|My leg! ''[after everyone runs off, SpongeBob is laying on his back with a funnel acting as a sunlamp]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Yes, my plan is beginning to work! They’re leaving the beach! ''[SpongeBob now has a tan and looks brown]'' SpongeBob, that was wonderful! Is that an all-over tan?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Yes, my plan is beginning to work! They're leaving the beach! ''[SpongeBob now has a tan and looks brown]'' SpongeBob, that was wonderful! Is that an all-over tan?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, not all of me.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, not all of me.}}
 
{{L|Hot Dog Man|Hot dogs! Hot dogs!}}
  
{{L|Hot Dog Man|Hot dogs! Hot dogs!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Look at that huge line at the hot dog stand. Assert yourself to the front!}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Look at that huge line at the hot dog stand. Assert yourself to the front!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I’ll do better than that!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'll do better than that!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob that was genius! Look at all those kite fliers blocking your view!}}
  
{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob that was genius! Look at all those kite fliers blocking your view!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Breaking your wind! ''[SpongeBob uses one of his teeth to boomerang it into cutting the strings off the kites]''}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Breaking your wind! ''[SpongeBob uses one of his teeth to boomerang it into cutting the strings off the kites]''}}
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{{L|Larry|Hey SpongeBob, throw us the ball. ''[chattering like a monkey]'' ''[trumpeting like an elephant]'' ''[growling and roaring like a tiger]''}}
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{{L|Larry|Hey SpongeBob, throw us the ball. ''[chattering like a monkey. trumpeting like an elephant. growling and roaring like a tiger]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton, did you see that? I was a regular alpha-male! Plankton? ''[Plankton is driving a crane]'' Plankton, all my asserting is driving everybody away!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton, did you see that? I was a regular alpha-male! Plankton? ''[Plankton is driving a crane]'' Plankton, all my asserting is driving everybody away!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Exactly.}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Exactly.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|You didn’t tell me everyone would leave.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|You didn't tell me everyone would leave.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Oops.}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Oops.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Mega Bucket?! You used me...for land development! That wasn’t nice!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Mega Bucket?! You used me...for land development! ''[voice cracks]'' That wasn't nice!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Haven’t you figured it out, SpongeBob? Nice guys finish last. Only aggressive people conquer the world! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Haven't you figured it out, SpongeBob? Nice guys finish last. Only aggressive people conquer the world! ''[laughs evilly]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, what about aggressively nice people?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, what about aggressively nice people?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Huh? What are you doing? ''[SpongeBob brings out the hot dogs he ate earlier and puts them back where they belong. Then he puts the kites back where they were]'' Wait, SpongeBob! Stop! ''[a girl is crying because she has sand on her ice cream. SpongeBob takes it and wipes the sand off with his eyebrows]'' Butterfly kisses. Can’t take it. It’s too cute! It’s...it’s disgusted! ''[Scooter is crying at his broken surfboard]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Huh? What are you doing? ''[SpongeBob brings out the hot dogs he ate earlier and puts them back where they belong. Then he puts the kites back where they were]'' Wait, SpongeBob! Stop! ''[a girl is crying because she has sand on her ice cream. SpongeBob takes it and wipes the sand off with his eyebrows]'' Butterfly kisses. Can't take it. It's too cute! It's...it's disgusting! ''[Scooter is crying at his broken surfboard]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What happened? ''[points to surfboard]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|What happened? ''[points to surfboard]''}}
 
{{L|Scooter|I hit a reef with my new board, dude!}}
  
{{L|Scooter|I hit a reef with my new board, dude!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No problem! ''[makes himself a surfboard]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|No problem! ''[makes himself a surfboard]''}}
 
{{L|Scooter|Whoa! ''[grabs the surfboard]'' Killer!}}
  
{{L|Scooter|Whoa! ''[grabs the surfboard]'' Killer!}}
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{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob, stop! Before it’s too late! Your kindness is bringing everybody back! Get back! ''[everyone comes back]'' Wait! ''[everyone runs over Plankton. Scooter is surfing]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|SpongeBob, stop! Before it's too late! Your kindness is bringing everybody back! Get back! ''[everyone comes back]'' Wait! ''[everyone steps on Plankton. He is squished. Scooter is surfing]''}}
 
{{L|Scooter|Cowabunga! Thanks, dude! That was awesome!}}
  
{{L|Scooter|Cowabunga! Thanks, dude! That was awesome!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Plankton, I’m sorry about the Chum Bucket.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Plankton, I'm sorry about the Chum Bucket.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Forget about that. I just can’t take so much kindness in one sitting! ''[bunches up into a ball]'' Need hatred. ''[crawls away]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Forget about that. I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting! ''[bunches up into a ball]'' Need hatred. ''[crawls away]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Volleyball, anyone? ''[everyone uses SpongeBob as the ball]'' Service! aaa! ouch! aaa!! ouch!! aaa!!! ouch!!!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Volleyball, anyone? ''[everyone uses SpongeBob as the ball]'' Service! aaa! ouch! aaa!! ouch!! aaa!!! ouch!!!}}
 
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  • [metallic roaring]
  • Plankton: Attention, beach-goers! You are trespassing! You have exactly seventeen minutes to haul your carcasses off the future site of the 'Chum Bucket Mega Bucket'.
  • Tina: Do you hear something? [Peterson doesn't hear anything]
  • Plankton: [takes out megaphone] Ok, have it your way. I don't mind bulldozing over each and every one...hey! Put me down!
  • Billy: Mommy, look! Somebody left this toy tractor here.
  • Evelyn: Put that thing down, Billy, it has germs on it.
  • Billy: Ohh, mom.
  • Plankton: [talks through megaphone] You'll see. [throws away the megaphone] You'll all see! The future site of the Chum Bucket Mega Bucket must be clear to these cretins beachgoers. But it's becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer! [zoom out] I am small. I need someone big to clear the beach for me. I need... [giant foot almost steps on Plankton but he dives out of the way] SpongeBob!
  • SpongeBob: Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
  • Plankton: Yes. He's the one. [laughs evilly. The sand on his head falls off]
  • SpongeBob: I'll have one... [some kid cuts in front of him]
  • Monroe: Two please. [Lou gives him two ice creams] Thanks. [walks off]
  • SpongeBob: One please. [Electric Eel slithers through SpongeBob and grabs the ice cream]
  • Eel: Excuse me. [walks off licking the ice cream]
  • SpongeBob: One please.
  • Lou: Sorry, kid. We're all out.
  • SpongeBob: Aww, barnacles. [he hears crying coming from Plankton, who's sitting on a bench with two ice creams] Plankton, what are you doing here? And why are you crying?
  • Plankton: Oh, hi, SpongeBob. [blows his nose] I'm cryin' because I've got these two ice cream cones, but I only need one! [cries] I don't know what to do with the other one! [SpongeBob is confused; Plankton cries then stops and looks at SpongeBob and cries again]
  • SpongeBob: I'll eat one of those ice cream cones for ya.
  • Plankton: SpongeBob! Would you do that for me?
  • SpongeBob: Sure! [starts to lick the ice cream]
  • Plankton: SpongeBob? [SpongeBob is still licking the ice cream] SpongeBob? [SpongeBob eats the whole ice cream and is now licking what's left inside. Plankton uses his megaphone to get SpongeBob's attention] SpongeBob!!
  • SpongeBob: [turns towards Plankton] Yeah? [spits out ice cream as he talks]
  • Plankton: Isn't it great to get the things you desire? Like that ice cream cone, for instance. [SpongeBob licks his fingers] You can have anything you want with a little training. [SpongeBob licks his fingers again]
  • SpongeBob: Training?
  • Plankton: Yes. You just have to learn to be more assertive. And I can show you how.
  • SpongeBob: Assertive, huh?
  • Plankton: That's right.
  • SpongeBob: Anything I want. [licks his lips] Sounds great! [spits more ice cream at Plankton when talking]
  • Plankton: Wonderful. [laughs evilly then SpongeBob joins in the laughing. Then an adult fish sits on SpongeBob] SpongeBob, don't let that guy sit on you! Assertiveness lesson #1: tell him to get off!
  • SpongeBob: Umm, excuse me, sir, you're sitting on my body, which is also my face.
  • Plankton: No, no, be assertive! [SpongeBob puts his fingers in the guys pockets]
  • SpongeBob: Beep beep! [Plankton smacks forehead]
  • Plankton: Not in-sertive! [adult fish checks his watch then walks away] SpongeBob, you missed your chance! You've got to be aggressive to get the things you want! You're too soft!
  • SpongeBob: But I'm a spo...
  • Plankton: Don't say it! [Plankton spots the eel that took SpongeBob's ice cream] There's the guy who took your ice cream. Don't you want it back?
  • SpongeBob: Ice cream! [Plankton gets up and runs behind Electric Eel]
  • Plankton: Listen, you! My friend's got something to say! [Electric Eel turns around]
  • Eel: What, who said that? Was it you? [talking to SpongeBob]
  • Plankton: Tell him off, SpongeBob. Assert yourself!
  • SpongeBob: That's my ice cream cone!
  • Plankton: Great! Now let him have it!
  • SpongeBob: You can have it.
  • Eel: Say, thanks! [walks off]
  • Plankton: No! [jumps inside SpongeBob's mouth] I'll show ya how! Hey, pencil neck! [Electric Eel turns around] Yeah, you, slither over here! [Electric Eel walks over to SpongeBob] Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery! [Electric Eel looks scared; he throws ice cream on SpongeBob's face and runs away crying]
  • SpongeBob: Hey, that guy was crying!
  • Plankton: Those were tears of joy I told you! He was happy that you were assertive!
  • SpongeBob: Yeah!
  • Plankton: You see how wonderful life can be, when you're maniacal?
  • SpongeBob: Uhh, I thought it was called assertive.
  • Plankton: Whatever.
  • SpongeBob: Well, if it got me this ice cream, I like it! I found something!
  • Scooter Like Fish: Uhh, excuse me, my metal detector broke. Can I use yours? [SpongeBob hands the equipment to him]
  • SpongeBob: Sure!
  • Plankton: SpongeBob, this is your next lesson. Be aggressive! Tell that guy to take a hike!
  • SpongeBob: Do you want to take a hike with me?
  • Scooter Like Fish: Yeah.
  • Plankton: [angry] Now look what you've done! Tell that guy to go fall in a ditch!
  • SpongeBob: Hey, go check in that ditch! [points to the ditch beside them. The fish jumps down in the ditch and finds a treasure chest]
  • Scooter Like Fish: Wow, buried treasure! Thanks!
  • SpongeBob: Did you see that, Plankton? That guy found some buried treasure!
  • Plankton: SpongeBob, you'll never get it right! Tell that guy you know karate and you'll tie him in a knot if you don't get your metal detector back!
  • SpongeBob: Hey! I'm gonna tie your shoe if you don't give that back!
  • Fish: But I'm wearing sandals!
  • SpongeBob: Ok, never mind! [Plankton jumps off of SpongeBob] It's alright, Plankton, he's wearing sandals. What's the matter?
  • Plankton: [putting things into a suitcase] Oh, nothing, SpongeBob. [puts on a black hat] I was just beginning to think that this was a waste of time.
  • SpongeBob: No it's not!
  • Plankton: Forget it! I guess you don't have what it takes to be a stand-up guy.
  • SpongeBob: But what about airline food?
  • Plankton: What?
  • SpongeBob: Airline food. My gosh, what is up with that stuff? Thank you, good night! [rimshot] See, I can be a stand-up guy. See? [Plankton throws his hat down]
  • Plankton: SpongeBob, you'll never get what you want! You'll always let people step all over you! You're just like stairs!
  • SpongeBob: Wait, Plankton, give me another chance!
  • Plankton: Ok, but this is your last chance! [points to people trying to get a tan] Look at all those beach hogs soaking up your sunrays. Do you have what it takes to get a tan?
  • SpongeBob: Just watch me! [runs over and waves a blanket up and down and builds up sand to make the beach-goers run away] Man, this thing is sandy!
  • Fred: My leg! [after everyone runs off, SpongeBob is laying on his back with a funnel acting as a sunlamp]
  • Plankton: Yes, my plan is beginning to work! They're leaving the beach! [SpongeBob now has a tan and looks brown] SpongeBob, that was wonderful! Is that an all-over tan?
  • SpongeBob: Well, not all of me.
  • Hot Dog Man: Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
  • Plankton: Look at that huge line at the hot dog stand. Assert yourself to the front!
  • SpongeBob: I'll do better than that!
  • Plankton: SpongeBob that was genius! Look at all those kite fliers blocking your view!
  • SpongeBob: What?
  • Plankton: Breaking your wind! [SpongeBob uses one of his teeth to boomerang it into cutting the strings off the kites]
  • Larry: Hey SpongeBob, throw us the ball. [chattering like a monkey. trumpeting like an elephant. growling and roaring like a tiger]
  • SpongeBob: Plankton, did you see that? I was a regular alpha-male! Plankton? [Plankton is driving a crane] Plankton, all my asserting is driving everybody away!
  • Plankton: Exactly.
  • SpongeBob: You didn't tell me everyone would leave.
  • Plankton: Oops.
  • SpongeBob: [gasps] Mega Bucket?! You used me...for land development! [voice cracks] That wasn't nice!
  • Plankton: Haven't you figured it out, SpongeBob? Nice guys finish last. Only aggressive people conquer the world! [laughs evilly]
  • SpongeBob: Well, what about aggressively nice people?
  • Plankton: Huh? What are you doing? [SpongeBob brings out the hot dogs he ate earlier and puts them back where they belong. Then he puts the kites back where they were] Wait, SpongeBob! Stop! [a girl is crying because she has sand on her ice cream. SpongeBob takes it and wipes the sand off with his eyebrows] Butterfly kisses. Can't take it. It's too cute! It's...it's disgusting! [Scooter is crying at his broken surfboard]
  • SpongeBob: What happened? [points to surfboard]
  • Scooter: I hit a reef with my new board, dude!
  • SpongeBob: No problem! [makes himself a surfboard]
  • Scooter: Whoa! [grabs the surfboard] Killer!
  • Plankton: SpongeBob, stop! Before it's too late! Your kindness is bringing everybody back! Get back! [everyone comes back] Wait! [everyone steps on Plankton. He is squished. Scooter is surfing]
  • Scooter: Cowabunga! Thanks, dude! That was awesome!
  • SpongeBob: Gee, Plankton, I'm sorry about the Chum Bucket.
  • Plankton: Forget about that. I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting! [bunches up into a ball] Need hatred. [crawls away]
  • SpongeBob: Volleyball, anyone? [everyone uses SpongeBob as the ball] Service! aaa! ouch! aaa!! ouch!! aaa!!! ouch!!!
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