Hey guys welcome to the second part of my Top 100 Worst SpongeBob Episodes. If you haven’t read Part 1, read that first, then come back here (link to blog). Like always, this list is all based on my personal opinion. Don’t get mad if you disagree with my list. Anyway, on to Part 2!
Awful (cont.)[]
#75: Mutiny on the Krusty[]
This is easily the worst episode of Season 9B in my opinion. Mr. Krabs is super unlikeable here. He literally refuses to pay his employees and has this sour attitude that I just hate. And in the end, he wins! Why?! The premise was interesting but the stingy crab has to ruin everything.
#74: Squidward's School for Grown-Ups[]
Why doesn’t this episode get enough hate? This episode is basically "Patrick SmartPants" without the clever stuff. The beginning is obnoxious (Screaming at pedestrians?! Really?!) Also Squidward is unlikeable here. I just hated how the cephalopod manipulated Patrick into a snobby jerk. Also this episode tells us that cookies and milk are for babies only (didn’t I say that already?) and that grown-ups can’t high five. Gee great job writers. The song, Dear Friend felt off and cringeworthy too. Overall "Squidward's School for Grown-Ups" is a bad episode that’s severely underhated.
#73: Gullible Pants[]
This episode has one joke: Squidward tells SpongeBob some of “Mr. Krabs’s biggest secrets” and SpongeBob trashes the Krusty Krab. Well it’s sorta like that. Anyway other than that, this episode is really bland. It’s just your boring and disgusting Season 6 episode. Moving on!
#72: Pet or Pests[]
Actually we’re not moving on because this is another boring gross Season 6 episode. This one is lower than "Gullible Pants" because it also has one of the most confused plots ever. I mean the first half of the episode is SpongeBob and Patrick nursing a mommy worm and the second half is SpongeBob trying to give away the mommy worm’s babies to other people. Patrick doesn’t even make an appearance in the rest of the episode. Also for some reason Larry does not know who SpongeBob is, so this episode must’ve took place before episodes like "SpongeGuard on Duty" and "A Life in a Day" but wait, SpongeBob has no continuity so that doesn’t make any sense. I know I’m nitpicking right now, but come on. How can you forget that Larry knows SpongeBob?! Anyway that’s not even the biggest problem with this episode. This episode is boring! The doorbell gag lasts about thirty seconds. There’s literally nothing interesting going on here. Also worms spit juice. Anyway let’s move on.
#71: Rise and Shine[]
If there were a spin-off show of another character, I would not want one to be about Patrick. Why? Well this episode proves what would happen if they did. Patrick’s morning routine is basically him just being stupid for the sake of being stupid. Combine that with an obnoxious alarm clock that rings throughout most of the episode and you get this junk. "Rise and Shine" is just an awful short with nothing really enjoyable. However it’s not quite the worst short.
Terrible[]
#70: Boat Smarts[]
Oh lookie, another short. This episode is worse than "Rise and Shine" because of the Squidward Torture combined with the bad moral. If you follow the correct driving techniques, you will be beaten, maimed, and brutally injured. However, if you do none of that, you’ll get out unscathed. And don’t get me started on that ending line (“Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts”). My goodness I hate that line. Moving on.
#69: Krabby Land[]
You’re kidding me. THIS is from Season 3?!! This episode is awful. My problem with this episode is Mr. Krabs. My goodness did they derail him so bad. People say "Born Again Krabs" was the first episode where Krabs got derailed. However in that episode, he wasn’t completely selfish. He did sell SpongeBob for 62 cents but he later regrets it. Here, he doesn’t learn crap. He does get punished but it’s feels really forced. I really dislike this episode, and it’s especially sickening that this is from my favorite season of SpongeBob SquarePants.
#68: Rodeo Daze[]
Perhaps one of the most laziest episodes of the show. The song, jokes, characters, ending, they all feel lazy. Heck the ending used Google Paste images. Like really?! Not to mention how boring this episode is. It’s just your average bad Season 7 episode.
#67: Sponge-Cano![]
This episode comes from the overhyped Legends of Bikini Bottom miniseries. It’s not the worst of the bunch, but it does indeed suck. Let’s start off with a very annoying song. It makes no sense and it just rhymes words with gratitude. I appreciate the message but the execution of the song is pretty bad. Squidward is also incredibly obnoxious here. He just complains about the littlest things like someone’s hat or taking too long to finish food. The “sacrifice someone’s house” thing is stupid. This entire episode is stupid. Next!
#66: That Sinking Feeling[]
This episode has become very infamous ever since YouTuber PIEGUYRULZ named it the worst episode of Season 7. While I disagree with that statement, this episode is still very irritating to watch. SpongeBob and Patrick run around like nincompoops and it’s super irritating to watch. This episode is also boring. When you combine how boring this episode is annoyance (as well as some Squidward torture), you get "That Sinking Feeling", which is exactly how I feel when watching this episode.
#65: Hide and Then What Happens?[]
Like I said about "Hocus Pocus" from the previous part, this episode is very pointless. We already know where Patrick is, so seeing SpongeBob looking in the ends of the earth for him is all pointless. This makes the episode extremely boring to watch. SpongeBob teaching Patrick how to play hide and seek is tedious and slow. Also that Mrs. Puff gag about “Are you sure?” is even more irritating than the doorbell gag from "Pet or Pests". Patrick Not Star was a cool character but he doesn’t make up for any of this boring and useless episodes. Let’s move on.
#64: A Day Without Tears[]
This episode is dedicated to seeing SpongeBob cry obnoxiously. Surprisingly, it ain’t the worst. However, that doesn’t make it good. The entire first half is SpongeBob crying over the stupidest things like listening to a sad song or having to throw away a Krabby Patty after it landed on the ground.
#63: The Main Drain[]
This episode is beyond stupid and makes zero sense whatsoever. The plot is that SpongeBob and Patrick learn about this drain plug that appears in the middle of the ocean, and they go find it. They also find out that two kids have pulled this drain, which then sucked up everything from Bikini Bottom, including the ocean. Okay, how can anyone watch this without scratching their head? That makes no sense since Bikini Bottom is still standing. We later find out that it was Mr. Krabs and Plankton who pulled said drain plug. Even when I was little, I pointed all of that out. This story is so flawed and has so many plot holes that I can’t enjoy it. Also the bedtime story ending was extremely lazy too. Overall a very bad episode that fails with logic and has a lazy conclusion. Onwards.
#62: The Clash of Triton[]
This special was such a disappointment and a lie. While I’m not hating the episode because of false advertising, it’s still a lackluster special. It felt way too soap opera-y and it was super boring. Not to mention how stereotypical Triton is. Overall a very bad special and unfortunately not the last one we’ll be seeing.
#61: Professor Squidward[]
This episode had a great idea. Squidward was a teacher in "Artist Unknown". That episode handled it successfully. Heck, Squidward actually does something wrong and gets punished for it. How could it possibly be bad? The answer is how irritating it is. SpongeBob and Patrick did not need to be here at all. They just screw around and drive me crazy. This episode has a joke where SpongeBob tickles himself. That and many other stupid jokes accompany it too. Like Patrick rides a miniature locomotive for no reason other than stupidity. Also Squidward being revealed could’ve been more than SpongeBob and Patrick blurting his name. It could’ve been better. This whole episode would’ve been a lot better. Then again this is from Season 6, so instead we’ve got this idiotic mess.
#60: Out of the Picture[]
So this is an episode that either many people love it or many people hate it. Funny enough I used to really enjoy this episode and find it overhated. However, that was probably me happy seeing Rock Bottom make a cameo and nothing else. However, after some rewatching, I realized this episode is bad. The whole thing is just Mr. Krabs is too greedy and tries to shoo Squidward, but Squidward ends up coming back. Then he literally tries to kill him. That’s right, kill him. That reminds me of another episode further down the list. It’s very unpleasant and it shows that even in post-sequel, Mr. Krabs can be that cynical. This episode is bad and it’s only the second worst of Season 10. I can’t wait to tear apart the worst one.
#59: I'm with Stupid[]
This episode is terrible, and the fact that it’s a pre-movie episode makes it even worse. I always hated this episode while watching it. Poor SpongeBob is only trying to help a friend out, and then gets this terrible treatment from the pink starfish and his “parents” in return. Like who came up with that idea?! The ending felt really weird and stupid. The only good part is the beginning. The letter joke was clever, but that’s about it. Why, why is this a Season 2 episode?! It most certainly does NOT feel like a classic! It’s the worst of pre-movie!
#58: The Cent of Money[]
Mr. Krabs abuses Gary to get cash. I’m actually surprised. He uses poor Gary as a magnet to steal other people’s money. He even dresses up as a pregnant lady. That is weird. Despite getting punishment at the end, this episode is still very bad. Krabs is abusing Gary to get cash. He’s done a lot of bad things but this is a whole other level.
#57: Sun Bleached[]
This episode is super racist and disgusting. So apparently there’s this party that only tanned people can get invited to. The episode is telling us that only specific people can go to this party. People who are tanned. That’s like saying only people of a certain skin color can come to this party. That is super racist! Also Patrick is an unfunny idiot once again and lets SpongeBob stay in the tanning bed for too long. SpongeBob also looks nasty too. If it wasn’t for the stereotyping, then this episode would’ve been higher.
#56: Penny Foolish[]
Mr. Krabs obsesses over a penny for 11 minutes. Oh but not any penny, but a specific one SpongeBob picked up on the street. This episode is super annoying. The ending makes no sense since SpongeBob found a “gum rapper” (it’s actually five hundred dollars). However earlier in the episode, we see that he grabbed an actual penny on the street. When you combine an obvious error with an annoying plot, you get this mess.
#55: Trenchbillies[]
This episode has a stupid plot and is extremely boring. Not to mention the disturbing-looking, hillbilly stereotype fish. There’s no funny jokes here besides maybe the abacus one. I don’t know. This whole episode is just dumb.
Unsatisfactory[]
#54: All That Glitters[]
This episode is so stupid. Let’s start with the obvious. SpongeBob’s crying is even more obnoxious than it was in "A Day Without Tears". It lasts too long and wasn’t funny to begin with. Le Spatula is a stereotype to French people. This episode is unsatisfactory just like the rest of the episodes I’ll talk about.
#53: Good Neighbors[]
This is the episode that many consider the start of the show’s downfall. While I disagree with that, it’s still really bad. I originally put it as #7. Although there’s worse Squidward Tortures that I hate much more. SpongeBob and Patrick had no right to intrude Squidward’s house. They ruin his entire Sunday and the poor cephalopod gets punished for it. It’s so bad!
#52: The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom[]
This episode had a great idea. However, the execution is awful. The annoyance level reaches 95%! The beginning is stupid filler. The middle and end are boring. The whole execution just crapped over the possible potential of this episode, but this is from Season 7 so it’s expected to suck. It’s the worst episode of the Legends of Bikini Bottom miniseries in my opinion.
#51: The Play's the Thing[]
I’m not going to complain that it’s similar to "Culture Shock", since that episode aired 11 years prior. However what I am going to talk about is how BORING it is. I don’t remember the jokes if there were any. Also unlike "Culture Shock", Squidward doesn’t deserve the torment here. All the cephalopod wanted to do was perform a play that pretty much sucks. Also the injuries look too graphical in my opinion.
That ends off Part 2. I hope you will accept my opinions! Tyler730 (M•C•E) 21:31, March 12, 2018 (UTC)