Well, here we are in the bottom 30, where things get really bad...
#30: Big Sister Sam[]
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This whole episode is literally just Patrick's sister destroying things while Patrick tries to defend her while SpongeBob and Squidward are mad at her for it. I used to think that Sam's antics were funny, but I think they're really stupid and unfunny now. This is just a snoozefest. Moving on.
#29: Patrick's Staycation[]
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This is another snoozefest that also includes Patrick eating like a jerk for no reason. I like some of the creativity in the first half of the episode, but later on it just gets boring and Patrick acts worse. I also think that SpongeBob going to Mr. Krabs' house at the end just comes out of nowhere and makes no sense.
#28: Yours, Mine and Mine[]
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Wow, the 3rd episode in a row that's about Patrick being a jerk! This episode is basically just SpongeBob and Patrick acting like children the whole time all because of a toy. I like Patty Pal's design, and there were a few decent jokes, but this episode's plot is so stupid that it deserves to be here.
#27: You Don't Know Sponge[]
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This episode is so boring. The first half of the episode is literally SpongeBob and Patrick asking each other questions in the Krusty Krab. After that, Patrick just acts ignorant while SpongeBob overreacts and it's just really bad. The ending is kind of sweet, which is the only thing that prevents this from being a ScumBob episode.
#26: House Sittin' for Sandy[]
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This episode is extremely boring, and it's the first episode here that I give the official ScumBob rating to. The robots are kind of funny, and there's some interesting stuff in Sandy's house, but that doesn't make up for any of the actual story. It's just SpongeBob cleaning Sandy's stuff and then Patrick messing everything up. Honestly I just want to move on, this episode is so boring and forgettable that it's hard to review it.
#25: Squiditis[]
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Like #26, this episode is extremely boring and dull. The concept is good, but the execution is sooooo boring. I literally almost fell asleep while watching this episode. The only reason why it's not any lower is because of the fact that the concept is good.
#24: Trenchbillies[]
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This episode is extremely dumb. There are only two good jokes, the abacus one and the music battle. The rest is boring and kind of gross. The trenchbillies having no pupils is so weird and they're also extremely stereotypical, to the point that it isn't funny in any way. The ending is kind of funny, but also extremely stupid at the same time with Mr. Krabs having to marry Ma Angler. I don't even know how to explain this crap, let's just move on!
#23: To Love a Patty[]
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This episode may have a couple of good jokes, but the plot of this episode reminds me of some stupid fan fiction. This episode could've been done in a funny way, but they failed so bad. I'll admit that the song is kind of funny, only because of how out of place and weird it is. But of course, that's the part where the episode's most infamous scene happens, which I don't even think I need to mention. I also didn't need to see SpongeBob eat the patty, that was unneeded. Luckily, Married to Money did this plot right.
#22: Squid Wood[]
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It was a hard decision to decide wether this or To Love a Patty was worse, but honestly this episode is actually worse, because at least To Love a Patty wasn't overly torturous to a character, unlike this! It's not even the Squid torture, it's that this episode is the first episode where I find SpongeBob to be actually annoying. Yeah, in Good Neighbors he and Patrick annoy Squidward, but it doesn't really annoy me as a viewer. The laughing and crying in Funny Pants doesn't really bug me too much either. Neither do any of his antics in Wigstruck or The Thing. But this episode, SpongeBob is so annoying. He literally just bugs Squidward to death and won't leave him alone! And then, the Bikini Bottomites act like complete idiots! I'm pretty sure this is the first time that happened too! Oh wait that was Once Bitten. But whatever, this episode sucks. It's boring, stupid, and annoying. I like the design of the Mini Squidward puppet, but that doesn't make this episode any better.
#21: The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom[]
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This is the worst Legends of Bikini Bottom episode in my opinion. I like the relationship of Patrick with the monster, and Rrarrg himself is a kind of cool character, but they really didn't do enough with this episode. And it's also EXTREMELY boring. The main problem is honestly that it's extremely boring, and there's not any jokes (that I can recall at least). So yeah, this episode is just short of my bottom 20.