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Episode Information
General
Season №:	3
Episode №:	54
Airdate:	March 5, 2004
Best Day Ever Rank:	#16
Credits
Cast:	Tom Kenny (Robot Anroid Cyborg DX-249888/SpongeBob SquarePants/Patchy/SpongeGar) Bill Fagerbakke (Patar/Cavey the Caveman) Rodger Bumpass (Squog) Stephen Hillenburg (Potty) Clancy Brown (Mr. Krabs)
Storyboard Artist(s):	Carson Kugler Caleb Meurer William Reiss
Storyboard:	Paul Tibbitt Kent Osborne
Animation:	Andrew Overtoom
Creative:	Derek Drymon
Chronology
Previous:	Clams
Next:	The Great Snail Race
List of episodes
Select show to expand. Season 1 1. Help Wanted / Reef Blower / Tea at the Treedome 2. Bubblestand / Ripped Pants 3. Jellyfishing / Plankton! 4. Naughty Nautical Neighbors / Boating School 5. Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple 6. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy / Pickles 7. Hall Monitor / Jellyfish Jam 8. Sandy's Rocket / Squeaky Boots 9. Nature Pants / Opposite Day 10. Culture Shock / F.U.N. 11. MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost 12. The Chaperone / Employee of the Month 13. Scaredy Pants / I Was a Teenage Gary 14. SB-129 / Karate Choppers 15. Sleepy Time / Suds 16. Valentine's Day / The Paper 17. Arrgh! / Rock Bottom 18. Texas / Walking Small 19. Fools in April / Neptune's Spatula 20. Hooky / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II Season 2 21. Your Shoe's Untied / Squid's Day Off 22. Something Smells / Bossy Boots 23. Big Pink Loser / Bubble Buddy 24. Dying for Pie / Imitation Krabs 25. Wormy / Patty Hype 26. Grandma's Kisses / Squidville 27. Prehibernation Week / Life of Crime 28. Christmas Who? 29. Survival of the Idiots / Dumped 30. No Free Rides / I'm Your Biggest Fanatic 31. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III / Squirrel Jokes 32. Pressure / The Smoking Peanut 33. Shanghaied / Gary Takes a Bath 34. Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle 35. The Secret Box / Band Geeks 36. Graveyard Shift / Krusty Love 37. Procrastination / I'm with Stupid 38. Sailor Mouth / Artist Unknown 39. Jellyfish Hunter / The Fry Cook Games 40. Squid on Strike / Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm Season 3 41. The Algae's Always Greener / SpongeGuard on Duty 42. Club SpongeBob / My Pretty Seahorse 43. The Bully / Just One Bite 44. Nasty Patty / Idiot Box 45. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV / Doing Time 46. Snowball Effect / One Krab's Trash 47. As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime? 48. No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns 49. Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve 50. Wet Painters / Krusty Krab Training Video 51. Party Pooper Pants 52. Chocolate with Nuts / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V 53. New Student Starfish / Clams 54. Ugh 55. The Great Snail Race / Mid-Life Crustacean 56. Born Again Krabs / I Had an Accident 57. Krabby Land / The Camping Episode 58. Missing Identity / Plankton's Army 59. The Sponge Who Could Fly 60. SpongeBob Meets the Strangler / Pranks a Lot Season 4 61. Fear of a Krabby Patty / Shell of a Man 62. The Lost Mattress / Krabs vs. Plankton 63. Have You Seen This Snail? 64. Skill Crane / Good Neighbors 65. Selling Out / Funny Pants 66. Dunces and Dragons 67. Enemy In-Law / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture 68. Patrick SmartPants / SquidBob TentaclePants 69. Krusty Towers / Mrs. Puff, You're Fired 70. Ghost Host / Chimps Ahoy 71. Whale of a Birthday / Karate Island 72. All That Glitters / Wishing You Well 73. New Leaf / Once Bitten 74. Bummer Vacation / Wigstruck 75. Squidtastic Voyage / That's No Lady 76. The Thing / Hocus Pocus 77. Driven to Tears / Rule of Dumb 78. Born to Be Wild / Best Frenemies 79. The Pink Purloiner / Squid Wood 80. Best Day Ever / The Gift of Gum Season 5 81. Friend or Foe 82. The Original Fry Cook / Night Light 83. Rise and Shine / Waiting / Fungus Among Us 84. Spy Buddies / Boat Smarts / Good Ol' Whatshisname 85. New Digs / Krabs à la Mode 86. Roller Cowards / Bucket Sweet Bucket 87. To Love a Patty / Breath of Fresh Squidward 88. Money Talks / SpongeBob vs. the Patty Gadget / Slimy Dancing 89. The Krusty Sponge / Sing a Song of Patrick 90. A Flea in Her Dome / The Donut of Shame / The Krusty Plate 91. Goo Goo Gas / Le Big Switch 92. Atlantis SquarePantis 93. Picture Day / Pat No Pay / BlackJack 94. Blackened Sponge / Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob 95. The Inmates of Summer / To Save a Squirrel 96. Pest of the West 97. 20,000 Patties Under the Sea / The Battle of Bikini Bottom 98. What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? 99. The Two Faces of Squidward / SpongeHenge 100. Banned in Bikini Bottom / Stanley S. SquarePants Season 6 101. House Fancy / Krabby Road 102. Penny Foolish / Nautical Novice 103. Spongicus / Suction Cup Symphony 104. Not Normal / Gone 105. The Splinter / Slide Whistle Stooges 106. A Life in a Day / Sun Bleached 107. Giant Squidward / No Nose Knows 108. Patty Caper / Plankton's Regular 109. Boating Buddies / The Krabby Kronicle 110. The Slumber Party / Grooming Gary 111. SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One 112. Porous Pockets / Choir Boys 113. Krusty Krushers / The Card 114. Dear Vikings / Ditchin' 115. Grandpappy the Pirate / Cephalopod Lodge 116. Squid's Visit / To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants 117. Shuffleboarding / Professor Squidward 118. Pet or Pests / Komputer Overload 119. Gullible Pants / Overbooked 120. No Hat for Pat / Toy Store of Doom 121. Sand Castles in the Sand / Shell Shocked 122. Chum Bucket Supreme / Single Cell Anniversary 123. & 124. Truth or Square 125. Pineapple Fever / Chum Caverns 126. The Clash of Triton Season 7 127. Tentacle-Vision / I ♥ Dancing 128. Growth Spout / Stuck in the Wringer 129. Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy / The Inside Job 130. Greasy Buffoons / Model Sponge 131. Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful / A Pal for Gary 132. Yours, Mine and Mine / Kracked Krabs 133. The Curse of Bikini Bottom / Squidward in Clarinetland 134. SpongeBob's Last Stand 135. Back to the Past / The Bad Guy Club for Villains 136. A Day Without Tears / Summer Job 137. One Coarse Meal / Gary in Love 138. The Play's the Thing / Rodeo Daze 139. Gramma's Secret Recipe / The Cent of Money 140. The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom / Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle 141. The Curse of the Hex / The Main Drain 142. Trenchbillies / Sponge-Cano! 143. The Great Patty Caper 144. That Sinking Feeling / Karate Star 145. Buried in Time / Enchanted Tiki Dreams 146. The Abrasive Side / Earworm 147. Hide and Then What Happens? / Shellback Shenanigans 148. The Masterpiece / Whelk Attack 149. You Don't Know Sponge / Tunnel of Glove 150. Krusty Dogs / The Wreck of the Mauna Loa 151. New Fish in Town / Love That Squid 152. Big Sister Sam / Perfect Chemistry Season 8 153. Accidents Will Happen / The Other Patty 154. Drive Thru / The Hot Shot 155. A Friendly Game / Sentimental Sponge 156. Frozen Face-Off 157. Squidward's School for Grown Ups / Oral Report 158. Sweet and Sour Squid / The Googly Artiste 159. A SquarePants Family Vacation 160. Patrick’s Staycation / Walking the Plankton 161. Mooncation / Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation 162. Ghoul Fools 163. Mermaid Man Begins / Plankton's Good Eye 164. Barnacle Face / Barnacle Face 165. House Sittin' for Sandy / Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom 166. The Way of the Sponge / Bubble Troubles 167. The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom / Bubble Buddy Returns 168. Restraining SpongeBob / Fiasco! 169. Are You Happy Now? / Planet of the Jellyfish 170. Free Samples / Home Sweet Rubble 171. Karen 2.0 / InSPONGEiac 172. Face Freeze! / Glove World R.I.P. 173. Squiditis / Demolition Doofus 174. Treats! / For Here or To Go

Ugh is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season three. In this episode, SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog discover fire.

Characters

• Blind Beard the Pirate
• Weny the Parrot
• Asian Narrator
• WhoBob WhatPants (cameo)
• Mr. Krabs (cameo)
• SpongeGar (debut)
• Patar (debut)
• Squog (debut)
• Dino Gary
• Crabs
• Cavey
• Robot Android Cyborg X-294888
• Alarm fish
• T-Rex
• Squidward (cameo)
• Spongetron (cameo)
• Primitive Sponge (cameo)
• Primitive Star (cameo)

Time cards shown:

• Please Stand By
• Meanwhile

Songs:

• When Worlds Collide

DVD:

• SpongeBob Goes Prehistoric

Contents 1 Plot 2 Caveman language 3 Names 4 Quotes 5 Trivia

PlotEdit

The French Narrator introduces another SpongeBob SquarePants special, hosted from Encino, California as it was 100 million years ago. From his cave-house, Patchy the Pirate, in a caveman costume, is introducing prehistoric times and talking about how great they were. However, Potty, in a futuristic robot costume, appears and says that prehistoric times were lame and the future is "where it's at". They begin arguing over whether SpongeBob himself likes prehistory or the future better, and while working at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob feels a disturbance, and tells Mr. Krabs that "I've got the strangest feeling, that somewhere a pirate and parrot are arguing about me. And the parrot is winning." As Patchy and Potty continue to argue, Patchy begins the SpongeBob episode. The cartoon features prehistoric versions of SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick, named "SpongeGar", "Squog" and "Patar", respectively. SpongeGar, who is sleeping in his pineapple-shaped cave, it awaken by a distant herd of monstrous purple creatures, who produce a sound identical to that of SpongeBob's foghorn that knocks the rock on SpongeGar. SpongeGar takes his version of Gary, who is almost as big as the house itself, out for a walk, and he leaves a slime trail all over Squog's front yard. Squog comes out to complain to SpongeGar, but slips on the slime trail, sliding into Patar's rock, awakening its occupant, and eventually crashing back into his own house. SpongeGar and Patar begin to play, and SpongeGar uses a hollow log to blow a bubble. It then starts raining, and eventually lightning strikes the log, setting it on fire. The three cavemen experiment with it, and soon realize that it can be used to cook food, and begin cooking various items with it. (including flowers another flower similer to the to of a mushrom a kelp stick a wood stick (Patar eats it) a krab and after the commercial break seaweed flowers that look similer to corn on the cob a green plant that looks like spaghetti rocks that take the form of popcorn and a krabby patty made of sand and lots more until they are full)

Over the commercial break, Patchy and Potty continue to fight, now keeping score between the future and the past. Patchy brings in a real live caveman, but Potty brings in a futuristic robot who begins repeatedly shooting the caveman with lasers.

At the end of the day, SpongeGar, Patar and Squog start fighting over who will keep the fire. They continue fighting until it starts raining again, putting the fire out. SpongeGar and Patar apologize to each other for fighting, but Squog blames them for putting it out and attempts to hit them over the head. Before he can do so, however, lightning strikes him and SpongeGar and Patar cook marshmallows over his charred body.

After the cartoon, Patchy is shown sitting outside his cave, apparently having lost to Potty. However, Potty comes outside and invites him back in, where Cavey the Caveman and the Robot Android Cyborg DX-294888 sing a song called "When Worlds Collide". The song montage features scenes from SpongeBob B.C. and "SB-129". The episode ends with Potty giving Patchy a "gift": a Tyrannosaurus Rex, which begins chasing him as Patchy says bye to the kids.

Caveman languageEdit

SpongeGar, Patar and Squog speak in a primitive language similar to English. Many words and sounds are taken from or based on English words/sounds.

Known meanings

Word	Translation
banooga ready!	I'm Ready!
tabonga	come on
polinka	brain
dumbo	dumb
taila Foo	art
tay	make
na	not
Mowanga	excellent
fwee fwee	fire
pooga	slime
pooca	bother
unga	love
monga	stupid
chonga	go away!
babwana	give me
wa	watch
bolapa	burp
gonaga	good night
fagonda	forgot
tabanga Do?	it belongs to you, not me!
wait a minute	wait a minute
money	money
manaka	look
molonka	any
yumma	yummy
fongar	flowers
tooka	give
bonga	down
go	go
and	and
bawannagog	crazy
tabonga	left
as	behind
a	a
go o	messy
saila	trail
got	got
no	no
wima soe	ouch
sutaka jakasa!	why you little!

NamesEdit

• SpongeGar - SpongeBob
• Patar - Patrick
• Sqoug - Squidward
• Garog - Gary

QuotesEdit

Potty: (squawk) You’re wasting your time, old man. Prehistoric stuff is lame. Everybody knows the future’s where it’s at.

Patchy: What?! (laughs nervously) That’s not true! Don’t mind him, folks. Why even SpongeBob SquarePants knows that prehistoric stuff is, what the kids say, (air quotes) cool.

Potty: (squawk) No he doesn’t.

Patchy: Yes he does.

Potty: Nope.

Patchy: He most certainly does.

Potty: No he doesn’t.

Patchy: Yes he does!

Potty: No.

Patchy: (angry) I know for a fact that he does!

Potty: …not. (Patchy fumes. Cut to a screen reading…)

Narrator: Meanwhile. (cut to SpongeBob at the grill, very nervous. Mr. Krabs comes in)

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What’s wrong?

SpongeBob: I don’t know, Mr. Krabs, but I’ve got this strangest feeling that somewhere out there, a pirate and parrot are arguing about me. (close-up on SpongeBob) And the parrot is winning. (cut to Patchy and Potty)

Patchy: Does.

Potty: Doesn’t.

Patchy: Does.

Potty: Doesn’t.

Patchy: Does.

Potty: Doesn’t.

Patchy: Does! Uh, look, while we’re arguing, why don’t you folks go ahead and watch some prehistoric SpongeBob! Roll the cartoon! …does.

Potty: Doesn’t. (Patchy fumes)

Patar: "Patar! (Patar eats slime with salt) Mowaga!"

Squog: "Patar!"

Patar: "Squog! Patar unga Squog!! Squog!! Squog!!"

TriviaEdit

• The cavemen versions of SpongeBob and Patrick seen in this episode are different from the ones in "SB-129". The primitive sponge and starfish from that episode bore little resemblance to their modern-day counterparts, were savagely primitive, and had no spoken language. It is likely that this episode takes place at a later time period than the prehistoric scene in "SB-129".
• This is the only episode to show clips from another episode (SB-129).
• 8th time Squidward's rear end is noticable.
• 31st time Patrick doesn't appear though his ancestor Patar does.
• Netflix sometimes plays this episode when you select the episodes Shanghaied and Gary Takes a Bath.
• The scene in which SpongeGar takes a piece of coral out of the fire using a stick is a parody of a scene from the Dawn of Man sequence from 2001: A Space Odyssey. The music played during this scene is a parody of the famous title theme of 2001, "Also Sprach Zarathustra" by Richard Strauss.
• The song "When Worlds Collide" takes its' name from the novel of the same name, although this is likely coincidental.
• This is the first and only time that they show a clip from another episode.
• Patchy has brown eyes throughout the episode, but when his eyes bulge out of his head, they are blue in color.
• If you freeze and thaw a mammal out, they wouldn't be alive. The fact that you can thaw out organisms and have them still alive only applies to frogs, fish, reptiles etc.
• Squog says "Wait a minute" at one point, the only English sentence spoken by any of the Cavemen.
• Scenes from "SB-129" are seen during the "When Worlds Collide" sequence.
• One of the foods SpongeGar cooks is a Krabby Patty replica made of sand.
• The original captions spell Patar's name as Pathar.
• The YTV captions spell Squog's name as Squd.
• The caveman that Patchy found and thawed out is played by Bill Fagerbakke, who voices Patrick. Incidentally, Potty's robot is voiced by Tom Kenny, the actor of SpongeBob and Patchy.
• When Gary gets a snail trail on Squog's rocks, it is on the one closest to his house, but when Squog looks out the window, it is on the third one from his house.
• Squog doesn't have a door on his house until he takes the fire to it.
• In original and DVD captions, the lines where the characters are speaking cave-ish are listed as "speaking gibberish" or "gibberish" in the dialogue. Example: SpongeGar's line "Banooga ready!" (which means "I'm ready!") is written as "(speaking gibberish) Ready!"
• On the DVD cover, SpongeGar has two sleeves, while he has only one in the actual episode(on his left arm).
• This episode has different theme and background for the end credits. The other episodes to have this feature are Christmas Who?, Wet Painters and Krusty Krab Training Video paired together, and Truth or Square.
• The opening credits on the title card are also unique. This is the third time this has happened, the first two being "SB-129," "Krusty Krab Training Video."
• One of the singers in the barbershop quartet is a woman wearing a fake moustache.
• After the three are done with the fire, they walk home with bulged-out stomachs. When they go back to get the fire, their stomachs are normal.
• Like Nature Pants, Life of Crime, The Camping Episode, SpongeBob's House Party and Prehibernation Week, fire is able to exist underwater.
• The atonal singing of the barbershop quartet is a reference to the piece "Requiem for Soprano, Mezzo Soprano, Two Mixed Choirs, and Orchestra" by György Ligeti, which was used in the film 2001 whenever the monolith appeared.
• Some people who saw the trailer thought that this would be a new spin-off series set in prehistoric times.
• This episode is infamous for being rarely aired on Nickelodeon.
• The French Narrator mistakenly called SpongeGar SpongeBob.
• When Patar eats a thick stick, it punctured diagonally through his lip, but when SpongeGar gives him a little crab, the punctured goes away.
• When Patar punctured his lip, the stick is thick, but when SpongeGar stomps on a little crab take out the stick out of Patar's lip and impaled a little crab and give him to it, the stick is thin.