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This one's really bad, it made my eyeballs throw up!
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"Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star " (also known in universe as "I Wrote This ") is a poem and song written by Luke Brookshier and Tom King . It was performed by Eban Schletter and featured in the episode "Sing a Song of Patrick ."
In-universe, it is known as "I Wrote This ," which was written by Patrick Star and performed by an unnamed band who died after recording it.
Role in episode [ ]
Patrick writes this song and submits it to Bigshot Records for $100, to make it into a song. The singers die after they finish the song. SpongeBob and Patrick decide to put the record on a radio signal antenna so the whole town can listen to it.
Everyone, except Old Man Walker , SpongeBob, Patrick, and a few other people, finds the song horrible. As a result, the citizens form an angry mob with pitchforks and torches and run to the radio signal antenna.
Lyrics [ ]
NOTE: Lyrics in red are cut off when the song is first heard at SpongeBob's house but are played when the song is later heard from atop K-BLUB .
Unnamed band: Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star!
I made myself a sandwich,
My mommy named it Fred.
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead.
Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point!
PU, what's that horrible smell?!
Drum solo!
[drum solo]
I have a head, it ends in a point,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point.
This song is over, except for this line,
You win this round, broccoli!
[instrumental break]
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead.
Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point!
PU, what's that horrible smell?!
Drum solo!
[drum solo]
I have a head, it ends in a point,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point.
This song is over, except for this line,
You win this round, broccoli!
Trivia [ ]
The title of this song is based on the lullaby, "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star ."
The verse about the sandwich is the only part of the song that rhymes.
The second verse seems to correspond to the scene wherein Patrick writes the song: writing it is hard for him, he uses a pencil to do so, and Squidward complains about the horrible smell.
In the episode, it is called "I Wrote This."
This is Patrick's first written song in the series.
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