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(SpongeBob runs out of his pineapple and down the street only to run into the back of a long line)
Fish: Hey, hey! Chill out, buddy. We all want to get into the Krusty Krab as much as you do.
SpongeBob: (notices how long the line is) But I don't have time to get in line. Sorry, but I can't be late today. (starts jumping on top of peoples heads) Sorry, everyone, but Mr. Krabs needs me. (annoyed murmur as SpongeBob continues to jump on their heads. He then slides under the Krusty Krab doors and jumps into Mr. Krabs' arms) Reporting for duty, sir.
Mr. Krabs: Sit down, boy.
SpongeBob: Happy eleventy-seven,Squidward!
Mr. Krabs: Today is a big day for the Krusty Krab. So I want yous to listen up. (pushes a red button that puts the Krusty Krab on lockdown) It's the perfect opportunity for Plankton to try to steal the Krabby Patty formula. (pulls on a latch on a table that pulls up a holographic image of the Krusty Krab)
Squidward: Isn't that just the Krusty Krab?
Mr. Krabs: No, it's a holographic projection of the Krusty Krab. I want you two to watch all the entrances.
Squidward: You mean the front and the back door?
Mr. Krabs: Those are just the ones on the surface. (pushes a button to reveal tunnels under the Krusty Krab) There's an entire network of tunnels and air ducts underground. And I want all eyes on the lookout!
SpongeBob: Aye, aye Mr. Krabs. (eyes start appearing on SpongeBob's holes)
Mr. Krabs: Right. Study this map. Stay extra vigilant. Don't fall asleep on the job. That means you, Squidward. What? I have never fallen asleep on duty.
Mr. Krabs: Don't make me have a flashback. (flashbacks of Squidward sleeping everywhere in the Krusty Krab)
Squidward: All right, point taken. (Mr. Krabs turns off projector)
Mr. Krabs: And to help watch out for Plankton, I've hired some extra security. (Patrick comes into the light and smacks his fist)
Squidward: You hired Patrick?
Mr. Krabs: What, you expect me to spend money on a real security guard? You're my first line of defense, Patrick. So look out for any suspicirous characters.
Patrick: Yes, sir. (looks around and pushes Squidward against a wall)
Patrick: Who are you? And who are you working for?!
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Plankton doesn't have a chance. (cut to the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: It's a conspiracy, I tell you! 1003 times I've almost had that recipe, and 1003 times I've been launched by that Krabs! He celebrates eleventy-seven years of success, and I'm left with four score and forty fortnights of failure! I give up, Karen. Krabs has won!
Karen: Well, you'll never get the formula with that attitude. Maybe 1004 will be your lucky number.
Plankton: Oh, yeah? You try getting launched!
Karen: Oh, right, the launchings, I've got them all on my hard-drive. (Karen plays multiple clips of Mr. Krabs throwing, tossing, hitting Plankton on the front of the Chum Bucket. One where Mr. Krabs sets Plankton on the ground)
Mr. Krabs: I'm tired today, Plankton. You're just gonna have to launch yourself.
Plankton: (walks up to the Chum Bucket doors) Splat. (sobs. End of clips. Karen is laughing) Karen?!
Karen: I'm sorry. That last part always makes me laugh.
Plankton: It's just no use!
Karen: Today is the perfect day to steal the recipe. Krabs will be completely distracted by all the festivities. You can do this.
Plankton: You really think so?
Karen: Of course, I do! Now, who's my big man?
Plankton: Oh, Karen...
Karen: Come on, come on. Who's my big, strong man?
Plankton: I am.
Karen: That's right, now get out there and steal that recipe.
Plankton: Yes ma'am!
---Patchy Segment---
(outside the Krusty Krab)
Crowd: (chanting) We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties!
Mr. Krabs: Now to add some special anniversary deals to the menu. (adds a zero to the end of the prices)
Mr. Krabs: Krabby Patty... 20 bucks. 39 bucks. 30. (cackles) Oh, number zero, how I love you so. SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Yes, sir?
Mr. Krabs: I'm putting you in charge of decorations.
SpongeBob: Oh, but Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Yes, boy?
SpongeBob: I thought you said I would be in charge of decorations.
Mr. Krabs: What? But you are.
SpongeBob: I am? Yay! Yeah! Yeah!
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, I had chores for you but you won't do 'em anyway.
Squidward: It only took you eleventy-seven years to figure that out?
Mr. Krabs: Here's your budget, boy. (hands SpongeBob two quarters) Decorate it anyway you want.
SpongeBob: Wow! 50 cents!
Squidward: You're letting SpongeBob decorate? Remember all the other times SpongeBob decorated?
SpongeBob, Squidward, & Mr Krabs: Hmm... (flashback)
SpongeBob: (western theme) Yee-haw! (braying laugh. Now 70s disco theme) Do you come here often? (laughs. Now space theme. The kitchen window sucks everything in. End flashback)
Mr. Krabs: Well, you want to do it then?
Squidward: No.
Mr. Krabs: Then shut your porthole.
Squidward: Battening down the word hatches, sir. (SpongeBob begins to decorate the Krusty Krab with pink toilet paper, ketchup and mustard, and Krabby Patty balloons)
SpongeBob: Your change, sir.
Mr. Krabs: Good work, boy. What, that's it? Decorations, check. Security? (Patrick takes Squidward and pushes him against the wall again) Check.
Crowd: We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties!
Mr. Krabs: Okay, open your ears. These people have come from miles around because they love my patties. I want every employee on their best behavior.
Squidward: Are you getting any of this, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Every word, Squidward, every word.
Mr. Krabs: So let's get out there and sell some Krabby Patties!
SpongeBob: Yes! Yeah! Ooh, I almost forgot! Mr. Krabs, wait! There's one more decoration!
(Group walks to freezer)
SpongeBob: I present to you... (tries to open door but can't. Tries again) I present to you... (breaks off the handle which knocks out Squidward. Door opens and Mr. Krabs and Squidward gasp)
SpongeBob: ...my ode to the Krabby Patty made entirely out of ice. (ice sculpture of a Krabby Patty is shown)
Mr. Krabs: Geez, boy. This thing's enormous.
Squidward: And cold. (shivers)
Mr. Krabs: Alright, let's get this thing out of here. Me customers are waiting.
SpongeBob: Ready? Set?
(SpongeBob slips, flies out of the freezer, back into the freezer, shutting the door and locking it. Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and Patrick scream)
SpongeBob: Guys, I'm okay. No need to scream.
(Squidward and Krabs run over SpongeBob and Patrick to get to door. They pound with the door locked on them while no one hears)
SpongeBob: Oh no, Patrick, stand up! We're locked in! This is going to spoil the eleventy seventh anniversary!
Crowd: (chanting) We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (Squidward and Mr. Krabs are banging on the freezer door)
Squidward: Somebody! Anybody! I don't care who!
SpongeBob: How are we going to get out?
Mr. Krabs: Everyone calm down. I've spent a lifetime working in this restaurant and I know there's only one way out of here.
Patrick: A high school diploma?
Mr. Krabs: No, the air duct. (everyone climbs up the Krabby Patty ice sculpture and into the air vent) This way, boys. All we got to is crawl through this duct. (multiple ways out)
Squidward: Which one? There must be a least 20 ways to go.
SpongeBob: Not to worry, Squidward. I have the entire map memorized. (shows a map on his back)
Mr. Krabs: Uh, hmm, uh...
SpongeBob: Hurry up, guys, this kinda hurts.
Mr. Krabs: Well, according to the map, we just go straight, take a right between these three moldy tree stumps. Then towards that kidney bean-shaped puddle of gravy.
Squidward: That's not the map, you old barnacle. Those are three moles and a birthmark!
Mr. Krabs: Oh. Alright, then let's try this one. (goes through an air duct and into a tiny pipe)
Squidward: It's this way.
Patrick: Here it is. (everyone crashes into a dead end)
Mr. Krabs: Hey, what's this? (picks up an old Krabby Patty wrapper) It's a old Krabby Patty wrapper. Ahh, that takes me back to the good old days. (flashback with a Krusty Krab commercial)
--Start Krabby Patty Commercial--
(baby SpongeBob watching TV)
50's Announcer: And now a word from our sponsor.
Singers: K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y! Krabby Patty give em' a try!
Mr. Krabs: Come on down and buy, buy, buy!
Singers: Not just one or two or three, but enough for the whole family.
50's Announcer: Yes, folks! nine out of ten doctors recommend eating at least one Krabby Patty a day to maintain a healthy lifestyle and youthful, positive attitude.
Mr. Krabs (in a doctor outfit): I'm a doctor, as far as you know, and I believe Krabby Patties add years to your life. So what are you waiting for? Go out a get yourself a Krabby Patty. Or buy a sack full of patties. Or better yet, go out and get yourself a case of the Krabbies. For your health.
Singers: K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y! Krabby Patty! (baby SpongeBob walks into the Krusty Krab and eats a Krabby Patty that young Squidward gives him. He's in love with it)
--End Krabby Patty Commercial--
Mr. Krabs: (sighs) Back then, a Krabby Patty only cost a dime. (crumples up the wrapper) It was a dark and evil time. I still have nightmares.
Squidward: (sobs) We'll never get out of here!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward, we'll find our way out. And then we'll have the best eleventy-seventh anniversary ever. All we have to do stick together.
(crawling through a new air duct, Patrick is breathing heavily on Squidward)
Squidward: Stop breathing on my neck. Yuck.
(Patrick holds his breath then let's it out and spits all over Squidward's face)
Mr. Krabs: Hey, I think I see the exit.
Mr. Krabs: Ahh, barnacles. It's just the surveillance room.
(SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward walk in)
SpongeBob: Oh! My house is on TV.
Squidward: All of our houses are on TV. (Mr. Krabs sneaks off)
Gary: (jumping on SpongeBob's bed) Meow! Meow! Meow!
SpongeBob: Gary the Snail, you get down from that bed this instant.
Patrick: Hey, there's my house. (his TV is still on)
Squidward: You left your TV on.
Patrick: Well, duh! I don't want to miss my shows.
SpongeBob: Look, it's Sandy! (she's brushing her teeth)
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, why do you have cameras watching us?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, uh... uh... uh... I just want to make sure you all floss after every meal.
SpongeBob: Thank you Mr. Krabs. Dental hygiene is very, very important.
Patrick: (pointing to a TV) Hey, who are those guys?
(TV shows backs of SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs)
SpongeBob: I think it's us Patrick. (turns around and points to a camera crew) But who are they? (the two cameramen escape through the air duct)
Crowd on TV: (chanting) We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties!
Mr. Krabs: Me customers are getting antsy!
Crowd: We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! (Plankton enters the Krusty Krab through a vent but falls through a hole inside)
Mr. Krabs: We're getting warm. I can feel it.
SpongeBob: That might just be my hand, Mr. Krabs.
(Group sees crossroads)
Mr. Krabs: Hmm, a crossroads. I'll go this way and SpongeBob, you lead them down that way. (Then Mr. Krabs follows the path on the right.)
SpongeBob: Lead them? I can finally use my leader hat and my lederhosen!
Patrick: Nice.
Squidward: Those are just sock garters, you idiot.
SpongeBob: Follow me.
Squidward: This is not happening, it's just not happening. (Mr. Krabs takes the right path and the others take the left)
SpongeBob: Guys, it's a dead-end. (push through the end of the vent and fall, screaming)
---Patchy Segment---
(Plankton falls into a large vent)
Plankton: Thank Neptune that's over. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward fall on top of Plankton) SpongeBob! Why must you always ruin my plans?
SpongeBob: Plankton! You're trying to steal the Krabby Patty recipe again.
Plankton: Uh, I didn't... uh... Okay, fine. You caught me. You happy now?
SpongeBob: You know, this reminds me of the time Mr. Krabs confided in me the Krabby Patty recipe. Oh, I don't want to bore you with my silly old stories.
Plankton: Oh, you couldn't possibly bore me.
SpongeBob: Well, okay. Mr. Krabs called me into his office. (start flashback)
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you've been working here a while now. So I think I can trust you. It's time I told you.
SpongeBob: (screams and gasps) You mean?
Mr. Krabs: Yes, the Krabby Patty formula. Follow me, son We need to go where no one else will ever hear us. (they go out of Bikini Bottom, across a forest, desert, in a storm, across a bridge, up a mountain, and into some open area before they are tired) Ugh, we finally made it. Quick, into me office before anyone sees us! (stop flashback)
Plankton: What? You just went in a circle. Why didn't you just stay at the Krusty Krab?
SpongeBob: We wanted to make sure we weren't followed. Then Mr. Krabs leaned close and whispered the recipe.
Plankton: Yes? Go on. (start flashback again)
Mr. Krabs: Now remember, you can never tell another living soul.
Plankton: Wait, wait. Hold on!
Mr. Krabs: (in thought bubble) Why's that?
Plankton: My pen is out of ink! (works again) Okay, okay, go ahead.
Mr. Krabs: (in thought bubble) Plankton. (grabs him) You'll never get me formula. Not even in a flashback. (laughs as he sends Plankton through a vent. Plankton screams)
Squidward: SpongeBob, if you had never come to Bikini Bottom, this wouldn't be happening.
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, what's with the creepy smile?
Squidward: I was just... remembering the world before SpongeBob. (start flashback. Squidward gets out of bed happily and waters the ground. Pink flowers pop up)
Flowers: Morning, Squidward. (Squidward goes into the Krusty Krab and looks through the kitchen window at the cook)
Squidward: Good morning, not SpongeBob. (kisses the cook. Flashback ends)
SpongeBob: (braying laugh) But, Squidward, you're glad I moved in. Remember that day? (start flashback where SpongeBob and a real estate agent is looking at different houses. A pineapple from a boat, above shore, falls into the ocean)
Janice: Well, okay, that's every available house in Bikini Bottom. (Squidward is working on his garden)
Squidward: My secret garden is finally done. (the giant pineapple falls on Squidward. He cuts out a door)
Janice: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that one.
SpongeBob: It's beautiful. I'll take it! (walks up to Squidward) Hi, neighbor! I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. (hugs Squidward) And we're going to be bestest friends. (Patrick walks up) Hey, Patrick. Guess who just moved in right next door?
Patrick: Neighbor hug! (group hug)
Crowd: (in the distance chanting) We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties!
Mr. Krabs: (gasps) What's that sound? (looks through a little hole in the building) Customers.
Crowd: (chanting) We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! We want to spend money.
Fish #2: (using megaphone) What do we want?
Crowd: Krabby Patties!
Fish #2: (using megaphone) What do we welcome?
Crowd: To spend money!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, no. All that loose change out there. (talks out wallet) It's driving me wallet mad with money lust. (his wallet barks and pants) Poor little guy's starving. (puts wallet through the hole) There you go, boy. You're free. Go towards the money, boy. Towards the money!
Wallet Fish: (picks up wallet) Hey, a wallet! And there's fifty bucks in it! All right!
Mr. Krabs: Hey! Oh, no! (crying) What am I gonna do? We gotta get out of here. Now!
SpongeBob: Oh. If only Sandy was here. She could help us.
Patrick: Oh! Maybe we could use this. (takes out walkie-talkie) I borrowed it from Sandy's treedome. It might be our way out of here. Shh! Everybody quiet! (yells) Hey, Sandy, I got your radio! If you want it back, come and get it! She'll come.
Squidward: Oh, give me that. (takes walkie-talkie) Sandy, come in, Sandy.
Sandy: Sandy Cheeks here. So it was you who stole my other radio, Squidward.
Squidward: What? No, I'm just--
Patrick: (screams) Sandy's trapped in that box! (destroys radio. Squidward growls)
SpongeBob: (sighs) Remember the day Sandy and I got married? (everyone gasps)
Mr. Krabs: What?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: I'm freaking out!
SpongeBob: Mm-hmm. (start flashback. Mrs. Puff is playing the wedding march on the organ. Sandy marches down the aisle in her wedding dress)
Priest: Friends, we have gathered here today these two hearts in the bonds of love. SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife?
SpongeBob: I do.
Priest: And, Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband?
Sandy: And how!
Priest: Well, then, I now pronounce you sponge and squirrel. You may kiss the bride. (tries to but a light falls from above)
Theater Fish #1: Boo! You stink!
Mr. Krabs: Worst play I've ever seen. (opens exit doors) And a total rip-off!
Theater Fish #2: What has happened to the theater? (everyone exits)
Priest: I didn't know this was a play.
---Patchy Segment---
Crowd: (chanting) We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties!
SpongeBob: And we didn't even get to celebrate the Krusty Krab's eleventy-seventh anniversary. We missed what could've been the greatest party ever.
Patrick: Hmm. You guys ready to give up?
Mr. Krabs: Yes.
Squidward: Yes.
Patrick: And I'll just write down myself down here for giving up, too... Uh, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, I don't want to give up.
Patrick: Ooh, I know! Let's just say our tearful farewells and solemn last words.
Mr. Krabs: I didn't make any money. (sobs)
Squidward: I never made anyone sick with envy. (cries)
Patrick: I didn't get to sleep in this morning. (sobs)
SpongeBob: Guys, we can't give up now. We got into this mess together, and we'll get out of it the same way.
Patrick: Through the freezer?
SpongeBob: No, by using our heads.
Mr. Krabs: To concoct an elaborate escape plan?
SpongeBob: (gasps) No. (snaps fingers) As a battering ram. (rips off some of the metal and puts it around the other three and tries a few times to rip through an air duct) Okay, this is the one. Feel very god about this. Okay, ready? (they tear through the air duct and into the main part of the Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs: Oh, boy, we made it out! Woo-hoo! Money! Money! Money! Money! (opens the doors) Come on in, folks. No need to shove. Plenty of room for all your money. Ay-yi... (no one is there) Where are all me customers? They left...with all their money?! (sobs)
Squidward: We went through all of that for nothing?
SpongeBob: Oh, it wasn't for nothing, Squidward. I spent the whole day with my best friends. You, Squidward. And you, Patrick.
Patrick: What now?
SpongeBob: And let's not forget the man who made it all possible--Mr. Krabs. What could be better?
Mr. Krabs: Money!
SpongeBob: (sings) Oh!
Squidward: Oh, no. He's not going to sing.
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(in the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree")
Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab,
Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.
Your Krabby Patties from the grill
The smell of grease gives me a thrill
Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab
Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.
With prices high and portions small,
There are stains of mustard on the wall
Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab
Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.
(chorus humming)
Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab
Oh, how I love ya, Krusty Krab.
Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab
Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.
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Squidward: Mr. Krabs, look.
Mr. Krabs: Me customers? SpongeBob's dopey little song is bringing them back.
SpongeBob: Oh, Krusty Krab, you've always been there for me. When I'm tired and hungry, I just reach out my hand and there you are with a Krabby Patty that's all so hot and juicy. Are you with me people?!
All: Yeah!
SpongeBob: I said, are you with me people?!
All: Yeah!
SpongeBob: In that case, let's get some Krabby Patties!
Plankton: (inside) There's no one here. The Krusty Krab is empty. I've won! The Krabby formula is mine! (runs towards the door with the formula) It took eleventy-seven years, but I got it! (notices the crowd coming) Oh, no. No! (gets kicked a lot) Oh, nuts.
SpongeBob: Did somebody order a Krabby...whoa! (balances on the Krusty Krab formula bottle) Oh, look out! Oh! Oh, oh. Coming through. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (sets tray on table)
Customers: Yay!
Mr. Krabs: Ah...'tis a beautiful sight. It warms me heart. (gasps as the formula bottle rolls up) Me Krabby Patty recipe! What's it doing out here? Whoa-ho! Should have known. Plankton.
Plankton: Hey, Krabs. Uh, happy eleventy-seven? (Mr. Krabs peels him off the bottle)
Mr. Krabs: It's launching time.
Plankton: Please, Krabs, no! I can't take it anymore! No more launching, please?!
Mr. Krabs: Oh, all right. Since I'm in such a good mood, I'll go easy on you this time. (blows up Plankton like a balloon and lets him go) There. Happy landings, Plankton!
Plankton: You know, this isn't so bad. Everyone looks like little ants from up here. (laughs) Wait. Help.
Mr. Krabs: Stay away from the high tension wires. (customer walks up. Mr. Krabs opens up the door) Allow me to open the door for a valued customer.
Wallet Fish: Thanks, Mister. Today must be my lucky day. I found a wallet with fifty bucks in it.
Mr. Krabs: Wow, that's some coincidence 'cause I lost one earlier today with fifty bu...! Hey! Wait a minute. Come back with me wallet, you thievin' bilge rat.
SpongeBob: (flipping patties) Happy anniversary, Krusty Krab. (laughs)

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+*(SpongeBob runs out of his pineapple and down the street only to run into the back of a long line)
-|prev = Single Cell Anniversary
+*'''Fish:''' Hey, hey! Chill out, buddy. We all want to get into the Krusty Krab as much as you do.
-|title = Truth or Square
+*'''SpongeBob:''' ''(notices how long the line is)'' But I don't have time to get in line. Sorry, but I can't be late today. ''(starts jumping on top of peoples heads)'' Sorry, everyone, but Mr. Krabs needs me. ''(annoyed murmur as SpongeBob continues to jump on their heads. He then slides under the Krusty Krab doors and jumps into Mr. Krabs' arms)'' Reporting for duty, sir.
-|next = Pineapple Fever
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Sit down, boy.
-|titlecard = Truth-or-Square.jpg
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Happy eleventy-seven,Squidward!
-|season = 6
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Today is a big day for the Krusty Krab. So I want yous to listen up. ''(pushes a red button that puts the Krusty Krab on lockdown)'' It's the perfect opportunity for Plankton to try to steal the Krabby Patty formula. ''(pulls on a latch on a table that pulls up a holographic image of the Krusty Krab)''
-|episode = 123-124
+*'''Squidward:''' Isn't that just the Krusty Krab?
-|airdate = [[November 6]], [[2009]]
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, it's a holographic projection of the Krusty Krab. I want you two to watch all the entrances.
-|seasonname = six
+*'''Squidward:''' You mean the front and the back door?
-}}
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Those are just the ones on the surface. ''(pushes a button to reveal tunnels under the Krusty Krab)'' There's an entire network of tunnels and air ducts underground. And I want all eyes on the lookout!
-==Live-action scene 1==
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Aye, aye Mr. Krabs. ''(eyes start appearing on SpongeBob's holes)''
-Annoucer: 10 years ago, an unknown pirate from Encino began a decade-long obsession with TV's most beloved and absorbant sponge. And today, a mere 10 years later, obviously, 10 years later, I said that. He has travelled all the way to a far off land known as Burbank. To find NickToons Animation Studios and meet his idol face to face for the first time in 10 years? 10 years, 10 years ago. Let see what happens.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Right. Study this map. Stay extra vigilant. Don't fall asleep on the job. That means you, Squidward. What? I have never fallen asleep on duty.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Don't make me have a flashback. ''(flashbacks of Squidward sleeping everywhere in the Krusty Krab)''
-(Switch to Nickelodeon Studios Gate)
+*'''Squidward:''' All right, point taken. ''(Mr. Krabs turns off projector)''
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' And to help watch out for Plankton, I've hired some extra security. ''(Patrick comes into the light and smacks his fist)''
-(Speeding car pulls over and drops Patchy off)
+*'''Squidward:''' You hired Patrick?
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' What, you expect me to spend money on a real security guard? You're my first line of defense, Patrick. So look out for any suspicirous characters.
-Patchy: Bye, Mom! Thanks for the lift. (coughs) Hey kids! Isn't this exciting? I'm here at Nickelodeon, home of SpongeBob SquarePants!
+*'''Patrick:''' Yes, sir. ''(looks around and pushes Squidward against a wall)''
+*'''Patrick:''' Who are you? And who are you working for?!
-(Presses intercom button)
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(laughs)'' Plankton doesn't have a chance. ''(cut to the Chum Bucket)''
+*'''Plankton:''' It's a conspiracy, I tell you! 1003 times I've almost had that recipe, and 1003 times I've been launched by that Krabs! He celebrates eleventy-seven years of success, and I'm left with four score and forty fortnights of failure! I give up, Karen. Krabs has won!
-Patchy: Ahoy!
+*'''Karen:''' Well, you'll never get the formula with that attitude. Maybe 1004 will be your lucky number.
+*'''Plankton:''' Oh, yeah? You try getting launched!
-Employee: Studio, may I help you?
+*'''Karen:''' Oh, right, the launchings, I've got them all on my hard-drive. ''(Karen plays multiple clips of Mr. Krabs throwing, tossing, hitting Plankton on the front of the Chum Bucket. One where Mr. Krabs sets Plankton on the ground)''
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm tired today, Plankton. You're just gonna have to launch yourself.
-Patchy: This is Patchy the Pirate for SpongeBob SquarePants. I believe he's expecting me, I sent him over 400 letters. This week.
+*'''Plankton:''' ''(walks up to the Chum Bucket doors)'' Splat. ''(sobs. End of clips. Karen is laughing)'' Karen?!
+*'''Karen:''' I'm sorry. That last part always makes me laugh.
-Employee: Uhhh, yeah. SpongeBob is not here right now, sir.
+*'''Plankton:''' It's just no use!
+*'''Karen:''' Today is the perfect day to steal the recipe. Krabs will be completely distracted by all the festivities. You can do this.
-Patchy: That's okay. I can wait.
+*'''Plankton:''' You really think so?
+*'''Karen:''' Of course, I do! Now, who's my big man?
-(Pulls out lawn chair and sits in front of the studios gate)
+*'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen...
+*'''Karen:''' Come on, come on. Who's my big, strong man?
-(Gate opens)
+*'''Plankton:''' I am.
+*'''Karen:''' That's right, now get out there and steal that recipe.
-Patchy: Ohh, SpongeBob!
+*'''Plankton:''' Yes ma'am!
+*
-Employee: Sir, please step away from the gate.
+*---Patchy Segment---
+*
-Patchy: Awww, poopdeck. I was hoping I could ask SpongeBob to phone up some of his famous friends so we could ask them to be guests on my show.
+*''(outside the Krusty Krab)''
+*'''Crowd:''' ''(chanting)'' We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties!
-Employee: Uhhhh. Oh, your here for the casting department.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now to add some special anniversary deals to the menu. ''(adds a zero to the end of the prices)''
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Krabby Patty... 20 bucks. 39 bucks. 30. ''(cackles)'' Oh, number zero, how I love you so. SpongeBob!
-Patchy: Yeah!
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Yes, sir?
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' I'm putting you in charge of decorations.
-Employee: In that case, please step right inside, sir.
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, but Mr. Krabs!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes, boy?
-Patchy: Yes!
+*'''SpongeBob:''' I thought you said I would be in charge of decorations.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' What? But you are.
-(Switch to waiting room)
+*'''SpongeBob:''' I am? Yay! Yeah! Yeah!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Squidward, I had chores for you but you won't do 'em anyway.
-(Employee opens door with Patchy)
+*'''Squidward:''' It only took you eleventy-seven years to figure that out?
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Here's your budget, boy. ''(hands SpongeBob two quarters)'' Decorate it anyway you want.
-Employee: Here you are, sir. Please wait here while you wait.
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Wow! 50 cents!
+*'''Squidward:''' You're letting SpongeBob decorate? Remember all the other times SpongeBob decorated?
-(Patchy sits on sofa)
+*'''SpongeBob, Squidward, & Mr Krabs:''' Hmm... ''(flashback)''
+*'''SpongeBob:''' ''(western theme)'' Yee-haw! ''(braying laugh. Now 70s disco theme)'' Do you come here often? ''(laughs. Now space theme. The kitchen window sucks everything in. End flashback)''
-Employee: Can I get you anything, sir?
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, you want to do it then?
+*'''Squidward:''' No.
-Patchy: Yeah. A shrimp cocktail.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Then shut your porthole.
+*'''Squidward:''' Battening down the word hatches, sir. ''(SpongeBob begins to decorate the Krusty Krab with pink toilet paper, ketchup and mustard, and Krabby Patty balloons)''
-(Employee gets one from outside)
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Your change, sir.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Good work, boy. What, that's it? Decorations, check. Security? ''(Patrick takes Squidward and pushes him against the wall again)'' Check.
-Patchy: Oooohhh. Now that's what I call service.
+*'''Crowd:''' We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Okay, open your ears. These people have come from miles around because they love my patties. I want every employee on their best behavior.
-(Employee smiles)
+*'''Squidward:''' Are you getting any of this, SpongeBob?
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Every word, Squidward, every word.
-Patchy: With a smile!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' So let's get out there and sell some Krabby Patties!
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ooh, I almost forgot! Mr. Krabs, wait! There's one more decoration!
-(Employee closes door revealing title card: Truth or Square)
+*''(Group walks to freezer)''
+*'''SpongeBob:''' I present to you... ''(tries to open door but can't. Tries again)'' I present to you... ''(breaks off the handle which knocks out Squidward. Door opens and Mr. Krabs and Squidward gasp)''
-==Animated scene 1==
+*'''SpongeBob:''' ...my ode to the Krabby Patty made entirely out of ice. ''(ice sculpture of a Krabby Patty is shown)''
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Geez, boy. This thing's enormous.
-(We pan to see SpongeBob's, Patrick's and Squidward's house)
+*'''Squidward:''' And cold. ''(shivers)''
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Alright, let's get this thing out of here. Me customers are waiting.
-(Gary sleeping until alarm clock starts ringing cause a domino effect of a line of clocks)
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Ready? Set?
+*''(SpongeBob slips, flies out of the freezer, back into the freezer, shutting the door and locking it. Mr. Krabs, Squidward, and Patrick scream)''
-(Line reaches to SpongeBob's fog horn clock makes it spew out more alarm clocks)
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Guys, I'm okay. No need to scream.
+*''(Squidward and Krabs run over SpongeBob and Patrick to get to door. They pound with the door locked on them while no one hears)''
-(SpongeBob turns off all the clocks)
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh no, Patrick, stand up! We're locked in! This is going to spoil the eleventy seventh anniversary!
+*'''Crowd:''' ''(chanting)'' We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! ''(Squidward and Mr. Krabs are banging on the freezer door)''
-SpongeBob: Goooooooooood morning, Gary!
+*'''Squidward:''' Somebody! Anybody! I don't care who!
+*'''SpongeBob:''' How are we going to get out?
-(Gary meows annoyed)
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Everyone calm down. I've spent a lifetime working in this restaurant and I know there's only one way out of here.
+*'''Patrick:''' A high school diploma?
-SpongeBob: A little overboard? And take a chance of being late for single greatest day of my career? The eleventy-seventh anniversery of the Krusty Krab? I think not.No self-respecting employee would be late on this day.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, the air duct. ''(everyone climbs up the Krabby Patty ice sculpture and into the air vent)'' This way, boys. All we got to is crawl through this duct. ''(multiple ways out)''
+*'''Squidward:''' Which one? There must be a least 20 ways to go.
-(Alarm clocks lead into Squidward's house)
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Not to worry, Squidward. I have the entire map memorized. ''(shows a map on his back)''
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, hmm, uh...
-Squidward: What the?
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Hurry up, guys, this kinda hurts.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, according to the map, we just go straight, take a right between these three moldy tree stumps. Then towards that kidney bean-shaped puddle of gravy.
-SpongeBob: See you at the big event, Squidward!
+*'''Squidward:''' That's not the map, you old barnacle. Those are three moles and a birthmark!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh. Alright, then let's try this one. ''(goes through an air duct and into a tiny pipe)''
-(Alarm hits him in the back)
+*'''Squidward:''' It's this way.
+*'''Patrick:''' Here it is. ''(everyone crashes into a dead end)''
-SpongeBob (to Gary): Can you believe it's been eleventy-seven years already?
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hey, what's this? ''(picks up an old Krabby Patty wrapper)'' It's a old Krabby Patty wrapper. Ahh, that takes me back to the good old days. ''(flashback with a Krusty Krab commercial)''
+*
-Gary: (meows annoyed)
+*--Start Krabby Patty Commercial--
+*''(baby SpongeBob watching TV)''
-SpongeBob: Huh? Watch the pottymouth, Gar. Today is a day of gentle reflection. (sighs) I remember my first visit to the Krusty Krab.
+*'''50's Announcer:''' And now a word from our sponsor.
+*'''Singers:''' K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y! Krabby Patty give em' a try!
-(flashback)
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Come on down and buy, buy, buy!
+*'''Singers:''' Not just one or two or three, but enough for the whole family.
-(Mr. and Mrs. SquarePants walk to the Krusty Krab)
+*'''50's Announcer:''' Yes, folks! nine out of ten doctors recommend eating at least one Krabby Patty a day to maintain a healthy lifestyle and youthful, positive attitude.
+*'''Mr. Krabs ''(in a doctor outfit)'':''' I'm a doctor, as far as you know, and I believe Krabby Patties add years to your life. So what are you waiting for? Go out a get yourself a Krabby Patty. Or buy a sack full of patties. Or better yet, go out and get yourself a case of the Krabbies. For your health.
-Mr. SquarePants: I don't know. This doesn't look like a family restaurant.
+*'''Singers:''' K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y! Krabby Patty! ''(baby SpongeBob walks into the Krusty Krab and eats a Krabby Patty that young Squidward gives him. He's in love with it)''
+*--End Krabby Patty Commercial--
-Mrs. SquarePants: Well what do you think, baby? Would you like to eat here?
+*
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(sighs)'' Back then, a Krabby Patty only cost a dime. ''(crumples up the wrapper)'' It was a dark and evil time. I still have nightmares.
-(Baby SpongeBob pushes his mom into the Krusty Krab)
+*'''Squidward:''' ''(sobs)'' We'll never get out of here!
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Don't worry, Squidward, we'll find our way out. And then we'll have the best eleventy-seventh anniversary ever. All we have to do stick together.
-Mrs. SquarePants: Well ok then. What would you like?
+*''(crawling through a new air duct, Patrick is breathing heavily on Squidward)''
+*'''Squidward:''' Stop breathing on my neck. Yuck.
-(Baby SpongeBob looks out her bellybutton and sees the menu)
+*''(Patrick holds his breath then let's it out and spits all over Squidward's face)''
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hey, I think I see the exit.
-Baby SpongeBob: Krabby Patty!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ahh, barnacles. It's just the surveillance room.
+*''(SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward walk in)''
-(Mr. and Mrs. SquarePants eat their krabby patties)
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh! My house is on TV.
+*'''Squidward:''' All of our houses are on TV. ''(Mr. Krabs sneaks off)''
-Baby SpongeBob: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm! Yummy!
+*'''Gary:''' ''(jumping on SpongeBob's bed)'' Meow! Meow! Meow!
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Gary the Snail, you get down from that bed this instant.
-(Pulls umbilical cord off and sucks on it.)
+*'''Patrick:''' Hey, there's my house. ''(his TV is still on)''
+*'''Squidward:''' You left your TV on.
-(Flashback ends)
+*'''Patrick:''' Well, duh! I don't want to miss my shows.
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Look, it's Sandy! ''(she's brushing her teeth)''
-SpongeBob: Good times.
+*'''Squidward:''' Mr. Krabs, why do you have cameras watching us?
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, uh... uh... uh... I just want to make sure you all floss after every meal.
-(Alarm clock goes off)
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Thank you Mr. Krabs. Dental hygiene is very, very important.
+*'''Patrick:''' ''(pointing to a TV)'' Hey, who are those guys?
-SpongeBob: Oh, sorry Gary. We could talk later, but I got to get ready!
+*''(TV shows backs of SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs)''
+*'''SpongeBob:''' I think it's us Patrick. ''(turns around and points to a camera crew)'' But who are they? ''(the two cameramen escape through the air duct)''
-(SpongeBob runs while Gary hisses at alarm clock)
+*'''Crowd on TV:''' ''(chanting)'' We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me customers are getting antsy!
-(Song begins)
+*'''Crowd:''' We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! ''(Plankton enters the Krusty Krab through a vent but falls through a hole inside)''
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' We're getting warm. I can feel it.
-SpongeBob: (IN SONG) I never thought that I would have a chance like this. What dreams exist as big as this one? If happiness are patties frying on the grill, I'll have my fill upon each fresh bun. Here's a day that couldn't get much better. It is the greatest that's ever been. It's so cool I ought'a wear a sweater, just to hold on to that warm feelin'. A miracle is something that you don't believe, you will receive, and then it happens. This is what I have to call a miracle: My heart is full and toes are tappin', here's a day that couldn't get much better. It is the greatest that's ever been. It's so cool I ought'a wear a sweater, just to hold on to that warm feelin'. Sure, I know it's gonna take a lot of work. But here's the perk, I think I must say: When you're doing something that you really love, and so proud of, then work is like play. Here's a day that couldn't get much better, It is the greatest that's ever been. It's so cool I ought'a wear a sweater, just to hold on to that warm feelin'.
+*'''SpongeBob:''' That might just be my hand, Mr. Krabs.
+*''(Group sees crossroads)''
-==Live-action scene 2==
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hmm, a crossroads. I'll go this way and SpongeBob, you lead them down that way. ''(Then Mr. Krabs follows the path on the right.)''
-(Back at Nicktoons Studios...)
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Lead them? I can finally use my leader hat and my lederhosen!
+*'''Patrick:''' Nice.
-(Patchy sits in a office)
+*'''Squidward:''' Those are just sock garters, you idiot.
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Follow me.
-Patchy: Security, more shrimp cocktail for casting please, thank you.
+*'''Squidward:''' This is not happening, it's just not happening. ''(Mr. Krabs takes the right path and the others take the left)''
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Guys, it's a dead-end. ''(push through the end of the vent and fall, screaming)''
-(Devil Potty appears)
+*
+*---Patchy Segment---
-DP: Look Patchy, a rolling address book. Why it's probably full of celebrity phone numbers. You don't need SpongeBob, you can call them yourself. Go on. Have a look.
+*
+*''(Plankton falls into a large vent)''
-(Patchy is about to touch it until Angel Potty appears)
+*'''Plankton:''' Thank Neptune that's over. ''(SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward fall on top of Plankton)'' SpongeBob! Why must you always ruin my plans?
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton! You're trying to steal the Krabby Patty recipe again.
-AP: That's private property, Patchy.
+*'''Plankton:''' Uh, I didn't... uh... Okay, fine. You caught me. You happy now?
+*'''SpongeBob:''' You know, this reminds me of the time Mr. Krabs confided in me the Krabby Patty recipe. Oh, I don't want to bore you with my silly old stories.
-DP: Don't listen to him. Don't you want your TV show to have big name guest stars?
+*'''Plankton:''' Oh, you couldn't possibly bore me.
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Well, okay. Mr. Krabs called me into his office. ''(start flashback)''
-Patchy: Yeah.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you've been working here a while now. So I think I can trust you. It's time I told you.
+*'''SpongeBob:''' ''(screams and gasps)'' You mean?
-DP: Then do it!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes, the Krabby Patty formula. Follow me, son We need to go where no one else will ever hear us. ''(they go out of Bikini Bottom, across a forest, desert, in a storm, across a bridge, up a mountain, and into some open area before they are tired)'' Ugh, we finally made it. Quick, into me office before anyone sees us! ''(stop flashback)''
+*'''Plankton:''' What? You just went in a circle. Why didn't you just stay at the Krusty Krab?
-AP: Don't do it, Patchy!
+*'''SpongeBob:''' We wanted to make sure we weren't followed. Then Mr. Krabs leaned close and whispered the recipe.
+*'''Plankton:''' Yes? Go on. ''(start flashback again)''
-DP: Come on, do it! Do it!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now remember, you can never tell another living soul.
+*'''Plankton:''' Wait, wait. Hold on!
-Patchy: I shall.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(in thought bubble)'' Why's that?
+*'''Plankton:''' My pen is out of ink! ''(works again)'' Okay, okay, go ahead.
-(Both disappear as he grabs it with his hook)
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(in thought bubble)'' Plankton. ''(grabs him)'' You'll never get me formula. Not even in a flashback. ''(laughs as he sends Plankton through a vent. Plankton screams)''
+*'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob, if you had never come to Bikini Bottom, this wouldn't be happening.
-Patchy: (mumbles) Rosario Dawson!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Squidward, what's with the creepy smile?
+*'''Squidward:''' I was just... remembering the world before SpongeBob. ''(start flashback. Squidward gets out of bed happily and waters the ground. Pink flowers pop up)''
-(Switch to her reading a book until her phone rings)
+*'''Flowers:''' Morning, Squidward. ''(Squidward goes into the Krusty Krab and looks through the kitchen window at the cook)''
+*'''Squidward:''' Good morning, not SpongeBob. ''(kisses the cook. Flashback ends)''
-Rosario: Hello?
+*'''SpongeBob:''' ''(braying laugh)'' But, Squidward, you're glad I moved in. Remember that day? ''(start flashback where SpongeBob and a real estate agent is looking at different houses. A pineapple from a boat, above shore, falls into the ocean)''
+*'''Janice:''' Well, okay, that's every available house in Bikini Bottom. ''(Squidward is working on his garden)''
-Patchy: Hello, Rosario. (in bad breath)
+*'''Squidward:''' My secret garden is finally done. ''(the giant pineapple falls on Squidward. He cuts out a door)''
+*'''Janice:''' Oh, yeah, I forgot about that one.
-Rosario: (smells Patchy's bad breath) Aw, goodness.
+*'''SpongeBob:''' It's beautiful. I'll take it! ''(walks up to Squidward)'' Hi, neighbor! I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. ''(hugs Squidward)'' And we're going to be bestest friends. ''(Patrick walks up)'' Hey, Patrick. Guess who just moved in right next door?
+*'''Patrick:''' Neighbor hug! ''(group hug)''
-Patchy: It's Patchy the Pirate, president of the SpongeBob fan club.
+*'''Crowd:''' ''(in the distance chanting)'' We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(gasps)'' What's that sound? ''(looks through a little hole in the building)'' Customers.
-Rosario: (plugs her nose)
+*'''Crowd:''' ''(chanting)'' We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties! We want to spend money.
+*'''Fish #2:''' ''(using megaphone)'' What do we want?
-Patchy: I'm throwing a TV Show-tecular and I need a celebrity in a sail, so to speak.
+*'''Crowd:''' Krabby Patties!
+*'''Fish #2:''' ''(using megaphone)'' What do we welcome?
-Rosario: Ok, you need is some mouthwash, that's what you need.
+*'''Crowd:''' To spend money!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, no. All that loose change out there. ''(talks out wallet)'' It's driving me wallet mad with money lust. ''(his wallet barks and pants)'' Poor little guy's starving. ''(puts wallet through the hole)'' There you go, boy. You're free. Go towards the money, boy. Towards the money!
-Patchy: I was wondering if you wanted to be my special guest.
+*'''Wallet Fish:''' ''(picks up wallet)'' Hey, a wallet! And there's fifty bucks in it! All right!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hey! Oh, no! ''(crying)'' What am I gonna do? We gotta get out of here. Now!
-(Rosario hangs up)
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. If only Sandy was here. She could help us.
+*'''Patrick:''' Oh! Maybe we could use this. ''(takes out walkie-talkie)'' I borrowed it from Sandy's treedome. It might be our way out of here. Shh! Everybody quiet! ''(yells)'' Hey, Sandy, I got your radio! If you want it back, come and get it! She'll come.
-(Patchy get a dial tone and hangs up)
+*'''Squidward:''' Oh, give me that. ''(takes walkie-talkie)'' Sandy, come in, Sandy.
+*'''Sandy:''' Sandy Cheeks here. So it was you who stole my other radio, Squidward.
-==Animated scene 2==
+*'''Squidward:''' What? No, I'm just--
-(SpongeBob starts running to work)
+*'''Patrick:''' ''(screams)'' Sandy's trapped in that box! ''(destroys radio. Squidward growls)''
+*'''SpongeBob:''' ''(sighs)'' Remember the day Sandy and I got married? ''(everyone gasps)''
-(crashes into a line-up)
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' What?
+*'''Squidward:''' No.
-Random Fish: Hey, hey! Chill out, buddy! We all want to get in to the Krusty Krab as you do.
+*'''Patrick:''' I'm freaking out!
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Mm-hmm. ''(start flashback. Mrs. Puff is playing the wedding march on the organ. Sandy marches down the aisle in her wedding dress)''
-(SpongeBob looks at how far the line is)
+*'''Priest:''' Friends, we have gathered here today these two hearts in the bonds of love. SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife?
+*'''SpongeBob:''' I do.
-SpongeBob: But, I don't have time to get in line. Sorry, but I can't be late today.
+*'''Priest:''' And, Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband?
+*'''Sandy:''' And how!
-(Starts jumping on the people in the line-up)
+*'''Priest:''' Well, then, I now pronounce you sponge and squirrel. You may kiss the bride. ''(tries to but a light falls from above)''
+*'''Theater Fish #1:''' Boo! You stink!
-People: Hey!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Worst play I've ever seen. ''(opens exit doors)'' And a total rip-off!
+*'''Theater Fish #2:''' What has happened to the theater? ''(everyone exits)''
-SpongeBob: Sorry, everyone. But Mr. Krabs needs me.
+*'''Priest:''' I didn't know this was a play.
+*
-(keeps jumping until he is at the Krusty Krab)
+*---Patchy Segment---
+*
-(then slides under the doors and jumps into Mr. Krabs' arms)
+*'''Crowd:''' ''(chanting)'' We want Krabby Patties! We want Krabby Patties!
+*'''SpongeBob:''' And we didn't even get to celebrate the Krusty Krab's eleventy-seventh anniversary. We missed what could've been the greatest party ever.
-SpongeBob: Reporting for duty, sir.
+*'''Patrick:''' Hmm. You guys ready to give up?
-Mr. Krabs: Sit down, boys.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes.
+*'''Squidward:''' Yes.
+*'''Patrick:''' And I'll just write down myself down here for giving up, too... Uh, SpongeBob?
-SpongeBob: Happy eleventy seventh, Squidward!
+*'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick, I don't want to give up.
+*'''Patrick:''' Ooh, I know! Let's just say our tearful farewells and solemn last words.
-Mr. Krabs: Today is a big day for the Krusty Krab, so I want you to listen up.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' I didn't make any money. ''(sobs)''
+*'''Squidward:''' I never made anyone sick with envy. ''(cries)''
-(presses red button which activates lockout)
+*'''Patrick:''' I didn't get to sleep in this morning. ''(sobs)''
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Guys, we can't give up now. We got into this mess together, and we'll get out of it the same way.
-(all windows get shielded by metal which gets Squidward's attention)
+*'''Patrick:''' Through the freezer?
+*'''SpongeBob:''' No, by using our heads.
-Mr. Krabs: It's the perfect opportunity for Plankton to try to steal the Krabby Patty formula.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' To concoct an elaborate escape plan?
+*'''SpongeBob:''' ''(gasps)'' No. ''(snaps fingers)'' As a battering ram. ''(rips off some of the metal and puts it around the other three and tries a few times to rip through an air duct)'' Okay, this is the one. Feel very god about this. Okay, ready? ''(they tear through the air duct and into the main part of the Krusty Krab)''
-(Pulls on a table which brings up a holographic projector)
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, boy, we made it out! Woo-hoo! Money! Money! Money! Money! ''(opens the doors)'' Come on in, folks. No need to shove. Plenty of room for all your money. Ay-yi... ''(no one is there)'' Where are all me customers? They left...with all their money?! ''(sobs)''
+*'''Squidward:''' We went through all of that for nothing?
-(projects a picture of the Krusty Krab)
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, it wasn't for nothing, Squidward. I spent the whole day with my best friends. You, Squidward. And you, Patrick.
+*'''Patrick:''' What now?
-Squidward: Isn't that just a picture of the Krusty Krab?
+*'''SpongeBob:''' And let's not forget the man who made it all possible--Mr. Krabs. What could be better?
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money!
-Mr. Krabs: No. It's a holographic projection of the Krusty Krab. I want you two to watch all the entrances.
+*'''SpongeBob:''' ''(sings)'' Oh!
-Squidward: You mean the front and the back door?
+*'''Squidward:''' Oh, no. He's not going to sing.
+*
+*------------------------------------------------
-Mr. Krabs: And those are just the ones on the surface.
+*''(in the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree")''
+*
-(pushes button to show tunnels under the Krusty Krab)
+*Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab,
+*Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.
-Mr. Krabs: There's an entire network of tunnels and air ducts underground. And I want all eyes on the little one.
+*
+*Your Krabby Patties from the grill
-SpongeBob: Eye, eye Mr. Krabs. (lots of eyes start appearing on SpongeBob)
+*The smell of grease gives me a thrill
+*Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab
-Mr. Krabs: Right. Study this map. Stay extra careful. Don't fall asleep on the job! That means you Squidward.
+*Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.
+*
-Squidward: What? I have never fallen asleep on duty!
+*With prices high and portions small,
+*There are stains of mustard on the wall
-Mr. Krabs: Don't make me have a flashback.
+*Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab
+*Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.
-(Flashback starts)
+*
+*''(chorus humming)''
-(Clips of Squidward sleeping)
+*
+*Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab
-(Flashback ends)
+*Oh, how I love ya, Krusty Krab.
+*
-Squidward: Alright, point taken.
+*Oh, Krusty Krab, oh, Krusty Krab
+*Oh, how I love you, Krusty Krab.
-(Mr. Krabs turns off projector)
+*------------------------------------------------
+*
-Mr. Krabs: And to help watch out for Plankton, I've hired some extra security.
+*'''Squidward:''' Mr. Krabs, look.
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me customers? SpongeBob's dopey little song is bringing them back.
-(Patrick comes and does a fist clap)
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, Krusty Krab, you've always been there for me. When I'm tired and hungry, I just reach out my hand and there you are with a Krabby Patty that's all so hot and juicy. Are you with me people?!
+*'''All:''' Yeah!
-Squidward: You hired Patrick?
+*'''SpongeBob:''' I said, are you with me people?!
+*'''All:''' Yeah!
-Mr. Krabs: What? You expect me to spend money on a real security guard? You're my first line of defence, Patrick. So look out for any suspicous character.
+*'''SpongeBob:''' In that case, let's get some Krabby Patties!
+*'''Plankton:''' ''(inside)'' There's no one here. The Krusty Krab is empty. I've won! The Krabby formula is mine! ''(runs towards the door with the formula)'' It took eleventy-seven years, but I got it! ''(notices the crowd coming)'' Oh, no. No! ''(gets kicked a lot)'' Oh, nuts.
-Patrick: Yes, sir.
+*'''SpongeBob:''' Did somebody order a Krabby...whoa! ''(balances on the Krusty Krab formula bottle)'' Oh, look out! Oh! Oh, oh. Coming through. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. ''(sets tray on table)''
+*'''Customers:''' Yay!
-(Looks and pushes Squidward against the wall)
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ah...'tis a beautiful sight. It warms me heart. ''(gasps as the formula bottle rolls up)'' Me Krabby Patty recipe! What's it doing out here? Whoa-ho! Should have known. Plankton.
+*'''Plankton:''' Hey, Krabs. Uh, happy eleventy-seven? ''(Mr. Krabs peels him off the bottle)''
-Patrick: Who are you and who are you working for?
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's launching time.
+*'''Plankton:''' Please, Krabs, no! I can't take it anymore! No more launching, please?!
-Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Plankton doesn't have a chance!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, all right. Since I'm in such a good mood, I'll go easy on you this time. ''(blows up Plankton like a balloon and lets him go)'' There. Happy landings, Plankton!
+*'''Plankton:''' You know, this isn't so bad. Everyone looks like little ants from up here. ''(laughs)'' Wait. Help.
-(Bubble animation switches to the Chum Bucket)
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Stay away from the high tension wires. ''(customer walks up. Mr. Krabs opens up the door)'' Allow me to open the door for a valued customer.
+*'''Wallet Fish:''' Thanks, Mister. Today must be my lucky day. I found a wallet with fifty bucks in it.
-Plankton: It's a conspiracy, I tell ya! 1003 times I've almost had that recipe and 1003 times I've been launched by that Krabs! He celebrates eleventy-seven years of sucess and I'm left with 4 score and 44 nights of failure! I give up, Karen. Krabs has won!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Wow, that's some coincidence 'cause I lost one earlier today with fifty bu...! Hey! Wait a minute. Come back with me wallet, you thievin' bilge rat.
+*'''SpongeBob:''' ''(flipping patties)'' Happy anniversary, Krusty Krab. ''(laughs)''
-Karen: Well, you'll never get the formula with that attitude. Maybe 1004 will be your lucky number.
-Plankton: Oh, you try getting launched!
-Karen: Alright, the launchings. I've got them all on my harddrive.
-(Clips of Mr. Krabs launching Plankton in various ways)
-(Karen giggles)
-Plankton: Karen!
-Karen: I'm sorry! That last part always makes me laugh!
-Plankton: It's just no use!
-Karen: Today is the perfect day to steal the recipe! Krabs will be completely distracted by all the festivities! You can do this!
-Plankton: You really think so?
-Karen: Of course, I do! Now, who's my big man?
-Plankton: Awwww, Karen!
-Karen: Come on, come on! Who's my big strong man?
-Plankton: (sighs) I am. (giggles)
-Karen: That's right, now get out there and steal that recipe!
-Plankton: Yes, Ma'am!
-==Live-action scene 3==
-(Patchy flips through address book)
-Patchy: Hey, LeBron! How's the dribbling?
-LeBron James: Hey, Patchy! What's up?
-Patchy: How would you, LeBron James, like to be a guest on the fan club special for SpongeBob?
-LeBron: I love SpongeBob, but I can't. I gotta game today. Sorry.
-Patchy: Oh, come on! The season hardly even started yet!
-LeBron: Huh?
-Patchy: Oh, they won't care if you miss one game; will they?
-LeBron: I got a contract, man. I have to go.
-Patchy: Oh, contract; smontract. We got parting gifts!
-LeBron: Dude, I got to go. (hangs up)
-Patchy: This casting business is harder than 40 years of barnacle build-up!
-(Begins flipping through the address book again)
-Patchy: Ok, time to get serious.
-(Tina Fey picks up the phone in her office)
-Tina: Hello?
-Patchy: Ahoy, Tina!
-Tina: Who is this?
-Patchy: Patchy. The Pirate!
-Tina: I don't know any pirates anymore. Are you sure you have the right number?
-Patchy: Listen, us bad soul sisters gotta stick together, eh?
-Tina: Sure?
-Patchy: Great! Cause I'm throwing a huge exstravaganza for SpongeBob SquarePants! And I'd love it if you would come down and sing a song for us!
-Tina: Well, I'm not much of a singer but I love SpongeBob! Who else is going to be performing?
-Patchy: Well, SpongeBob for one will be on the show.
-Tina: Oh, Tom Kenny, the voice of SpongeBob?
-Patchy: Who?
-Tina: Well, you said SpongeBob was going to be on the show.
-Patchy: That's right! The little sponge is our guest of honour!
-Tina: But he's a cartoon, so you mean the guy that does the voice, right?
-Patchy: Listen, Ms. Turner. Let me handle the guests. You stick to your singing and dancing.
-Tina: Mrs. Turner? This isn't Tina Turner, this is Tina Fey.
-Patchy: Who?
-(Tina hangs up)
-Patchy: Hello, hello? Hello, Tina? You better be good to me!
-(flips through address book again)
-(Will Ferrell is exercising until his cell phone rings)
-Will: Yeah, who's calling me?
-Patchy: Hey, Will! It's Patchy the Pirate, president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club in Encino and I'm throwing a little TV special for him.
-Will: Oh, really? Cause I'm president of the SpongeBob fan club Tarzana chapter and I'm throwing a TV show too, now get lost!
-Patchy: What? You can't do that!
-Will: Can I? And guess when I'm doing it. I'm gonna wrap your mind around it cause guess what? My show gonna be a lot better.
-Patchy: Doubt it. Who are your guests?
-Will: You name it, we've got it. Hollywood stars, musical people, singers, jugglers, a guy who does things with knifes. Do you have that? Who do you have?
-Patchy: Hang on to your hat. Sir Quatin and Mr. Tinder. Ever heard of that?
-Will: What? The world's fifth best ventriloquist and his wooden sidekick?
-Patchy: Of course, silly.
-Will: No way!
-(Patchy laughs)
-Will: Ok, you win this time. But you just wait for the 20th, cause I will come at you, harder and faster. (Will hangs up)
-Patchy: (mumbles) 20th anniversary. Whatever.
-==Animated scene 3==
-(Crowd gathers by the Krusty Krab shouting: " We want Krabby Patties!")
-Mr. Krabs: Now to add some special anniversary deals to the menu!
-(Adds 0 onto the prices)
-Mr. Krabs: Krabby Patty; $20.00 bucks. 39 bucks. 30. (laughs) Oh, number zero. How I love you so. SpongeBob!
-(SpongeBob runs in)
-SpongeBob: Yes, sir?
-Mr. Krabs: I'm putting you in charage of decorations.
-SpongeBob: (sighs) But Mr. Krabs!
-Mr. Krabs: Yes, boy?
-SpongeBob: I thought you said I'd be in charge of decorations!
-Mr. Krabs: What? But you are!
-SpongeBob: I am? Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
-Mr. Krabs: Squidward! Uhh, I had chores for you but you won't do them anyway.
-Squidward: It only took you eleventy-seven years to figure that out.
-(Mr. Krabs pulls out quarters)
-Mr. Krabs: Here's your budget, boy.
-(Gives SpongeBob 50 cents)
-Mr. Krabs: Decorate it anyway you want.
-SpongeBob: Wow. 50 cents!
-Squidward: You're letting SpongeBob decorate? Remember all the other times SpongeBob decorated?
-(Squidward, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs "hmmmmmmmmmmm" as flashbacks begin)
-(Shows Krusty Krab in western theme)
-SpongeBob from kitchen: Yeeeehaw! (laughs)
-(Shows Krusty Krab in 70's disco theme)
-SpongeBob from kitchen: So come here often? (laughs)
-(Shows Krusty Krab in space theme)
-(Kitchen windows sucks everything into space. We see Squidward scream while SpongeBob grills patties in space and laughs.)
-(Flashbacks ends)
-Mr. Krabs: (to Squidward) You want to it then?
-Squidward: No.
-Mr. Krabs: Then shut your porthole.
-Squidward: Batten down the word hatches, sir. (Walks away)
-(SpongeBob smiles as he begins decorating. Runs in bathroom as he uses pink toilet paper as streamers. Wraps pillars and ribbons tables with it. Bow ties Patrick and Squidward. Also ribbons windows edges with toilet paper. Uses ketchup and mustard for words on banner. Also uses it for decorating doorways and table tops. Uses air pump to inflate Krabby Patties for ballons on the ceiling and tables. Floats down to Mr. Krabs and hands back 50 cents.)
-SpongeBob: Your change, sir.
-Mr. Krabs: Good work, boy. What, that's it? Decorations, check. Security?
-(Patrick attacks Squidward as he comes out of the washroom.)
-Mr. Krabs: Check.
-(Crowd outside chants "We want Krabby Patties!" over and over.)
-Mr. Krabs: (to everyone) Ok, open your ears. These people have come for miles around because they love my patties. I want every employee on their best behavior.
-Squidward: Are you getting any of this, SpongeBob?
-SpongeBob: Every word, Squidward. Every word.
-Mr. Krabs: So let's get out there and sell some Krabby Patties!
-SpongeBob: Yeahhhhhhhh! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh! I almost forgot! Mr. Krabs, wait! There's one more decoration!
-(Group walks to freezer)
-SpongeBob: I present to you........... (tries to open door) (in frustrated tone) I present to you.......... (pulls off handle which knocks out Squidward)
-(Door opens. Krabs and Squidward and gasp.)
-SpongeBob: My ode to the Krabby Patty.
-(Shows an ice sculpture of a Krabby Patty) SpongeBob: Made entirely out of ice.
-Mr. Krabs: Yeesh, boy.
-(Walks to statue)
-Mr. Krabs: This thing enormous.
-Squidward: And cold. (Shivers)
-Mr. Krabs: Alright. Let's get this thing out of here. Me customers are waiting.
-SpongeBob: Ready, set, (groans as he pulls while Patrick, Krabs and Squidward push on other side.)
-(SpongeBob's hands slip from statue as he launches himself out of the freezer, off the wall and accidently closing the door with the wind of him flying.)
-Krabs and Squidward: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Patrick joins in)
-SpongeBob: Guys, I'm okay. No need to scream.
-(Squidward and Krabs run over SpongeBob and Patrick to get to door. They pound with the door locked on them but no one hears.)
-SpongeBob: Oh no! Patrick, stand up! We're locked in! this is going to spoil the eleventy seventh anniversary!
-(Switch to black screen)
-(Return to crowd chanting "We want Krabby Patties!" outside. Then to Squidward and Krabs pounding on freezer door.)
-SpongeBob: How are we going to get out?
-Mr. Krabs: Everyone calm down! I've spent a lifetime working in this restuarant. And I know there's only one way out of here.
-Patrick: A high school diploma?
-Mr. Krabs: No. (points to vent) The air duct.
-(Group climbs up statue to vent and starts to crawl through it.)
-Mr. Krabs: This way, boys!
-(Patrick crushes Squidward on his way in)
-Mr. Krabs: All we got to is crawl through this duct.
-(Points to room with multiple ducts.)
-Squidward: Which one? There must be a least 20 ways to go!
-SpongeBob: Not to worry, Squidward. I have the entire map memorized. (Begins to think real hard as the map starts to show on his back.)
-Mr. Krabs: Uhhhhh, hmmm. Uhhhh.
-SpongeBob: Hurry up, guys. This kinda hurts.
-Mr. Krabs: Well, according to the map, we just go straight, take a right between these 3 moldy tree stumps. Then towards that kidney bean shaped puddle of gravy.
-Squidward: That's not the map, you old barnacle! Those are 3 moles and a birthmark!
-Mr. Krabs: Oh. Alright, then let's try this one. (Points to random duct)
-(Groups falls in small tank)
-Squidward: It's this way!
-Patrick: Here it is!
-Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
-(Groups squeeze in pipe and fall into dead end.)
-(Mr. Krabs groans)
-Mr. Krabs: Hey. What's this?
-(Picks up old Krabby Patty wrapper.)
-Mr. Krabs: It's a old Krabby Patty wrapper. Awwwwwwww. That takes me back to the good old days.
-(Flashback starts with a baby SpongeBob watching TV when a commercial comes on.)
-Announcer: And now a word from our sponsor!
-Chorus: K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y! Krabby Patties! Give em' a try! Come on down and buy, buy, buy! Not just one or two or three, but enough for the whole family!
-Announcer: Yes, folks! 9 out of 10 doctors recommend at least one Krabby Patty a day to maintain a healthy lifestyle and youthful, positive attitude!
-Mr. Krabs (in a doctor outfit): I'm a doctor. As far as you know, and I believe Krabby Patties add years to your life! So what are you waiting for? Go out a get yourself a Krabby Patty! Or buy a sack full of patties! Or better yet, go out and buy a case of the Krabbies! For your health.
-Chorus: K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y-! Krabby Patty!
-(Switch to baby SpongeBob walking down to the Krusty Krab and getting a patty with his mom and dad and loving his first bite. Then we switch back to the group stuck in the air duct.)
-Mr. Krabs: Ahhhhhh. Back then, a Krabby Patty only cost a dime. (crushes ad) It was a dark and evil time. I still have nightmares.
-Squidward: We'll never get out of here!
-SpongeBob: Don't worry Squidward. We'll find our way out. And then we'll have the best eleventy-seventh anniversary ever! All we have to do stick together!
-(Groups crawls close together in new duct)
-(Patrick breathes heavy behind Squidward)
-Squidward: Stop breathing on my neck! Blah!
-(Patrick starts to hold his breath. Then after a couple seconds after he spits all over Squidward.)
-Mr. Krabs: Hey! I think I see the exit!
-(Mr. Krabs opens door to a security room)
-Mr. Krabs: Ahh, barnacles. It's just the surveillance room.
-(SpongeBob, Patrick and Squiward walk in)
-SpongeBob: Whoa! My house is on TV!
-Squidward: All of our houses are on TV!
-(Mr. Krabs starts to sneak away)
-(One TV shows Gary jumping on SpongeBob's bed)
-Gary: Meow! Meow! Meow!
-SpongeBob: Gary the Snail, you get down from that bed this instance!
-Patrick: Hey, there's my house!
-(TV shows Patrick's living room with his TV still on)
-Squidward: You left your TV on.
-Patrick: Well, duh. I don't want to miss my shows.
-SpongeBob: Look, it's Sandy!
-(TV shows Sandy brushing her teeth)
-Sandy: Ahhhh.
-Squidward: Mr. Krabs, why do you have cameras watching us?
-Mr. Krabs: Ummm, well, uhhhhhhhhh. I.. just want to make sure floss after every meal.
-SpongeBob: Thank you Mr. Krabs. Dental hygiene is very very important.
-Patrick: Hey! (points to tv) Who are those guys?
-(TV shows backs of SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs)
-Spongebob:I think its us Patrick. (Spongebob turns around and points to camera crew) But who are they?! (The camera crew flees using the vent canal)
-Crowd (on TV):We want Krabby Patties! (2x)
-Mr.Krabs:(Mr.Krabs turns around and sees that his customers are chanting they want Krabby Patties) !! .My customers are getting antsy!
-(The camera goes to the live scene where the customers are chanting "We want Krabby Patties!. Then the camera pans to Plankton in the crowd then he goes inside a vent tube in the Krusty Krab's perimeter. When he goes in he walks a little not looking in front of him then he immediately falls down a hole and bumps into a seris of turns and corners. Then we go back to the group currently still looking for an exit)
-Mr.Krabs:We're getting warm,I can feel it.
-Spongebob:That might just be my hand Mr.Krabs.
-(Then the group see that there are crossroads)
-Mr Krabs:Hmm,a crossroads (Mr.Krabs points to the right road) I'll go this way and Spongebob(Mr.Krabs points to the left road)You lead them down that way. (Then Mr.Krabs goes to the to the right road)
-Spongebob:Lead them? I can finally use my leader hat! (Yodele song plays) (Then Spongebob points to his hairy leg) And my leader hosen!
-Patrick:Nice.
-Squidward:Those are just sock garters,you idiot.
-Spongebob:Follow me!
-(Then the group goes to the left road)
-Squidward:This is not happening,its just not happening. (Yodele song ends)
-(Then the camera goes to Mr.Krabs going to the right road then to Spongebob's group going to the left road)
-(Then Spongebob's group hits a dead end then squish each other)
-Spongebob:Guys,its a dead end.
-(Then the group breaks the dead end then they they fall down saying AHHHHH!!!)
-(The screen goes black)
-==Live-action scene 4==
-(We see Patchy still looking for other celbrities)
-Patchy: Hey! I went to Blackbeard Polly Technique with this guy! He has to be on my show. According to the pirate's code.
-(Phone rings for Fergasin) (Fergasin picks up phone)
-Fergasin: Hello?
-Patchy: This is Cap'n Craig Son of Firebill.
-Fergasin: Oh hey, Patchy the Pirate.
-Patchy: How's me old Blackbeard Collage room mate?
-Fergasin: You know Im good, Im good Patchy, listen it would be great plunjing down memories rapids with you but Im kinda busy right now.
-(Servant of Fergasin comes in and says to Fergasin which bagel he likes from the plate then he chosses one then the servant goes away)
-Patchy: Listen Fergalicious, I was hoping I could get you to appear on my Spongebob Fan Club 10th year anniversary show tonight.
-Fergasin:Uh no no, that's not gonna work for me.
-Patchy: Oh you have to its in the pirates code.
-Fergasin: Arr!
-Patchy: Arr!
-Fergasin: Arr!
-Patchy: Arr!
-Fergasin: Garrrr!
-Patchy: Arr, no Im not gonna go there cause I see how it is Mr. Bigshot, Mr. TV no time for your old pirate school buddies anymore.
-Fergasin: That's right Patchy I got my own TV network show now.
-Patchy: Oh great so who's on your big fancy, schmandcy TV show tonight?
-Fergasin: Actually, we're gonna really enlist tonight, Robin Williams is on
-Patchy: (Stars appear on Patchy's eyes) Robin Williams! (Patchy gasps) (Stars dissaper) Gotta go Fergo (Patchy hangs up)
-Fergasin: (Fergasin puts down phone) Where's my bagel!BAGEL!!
-Patchy: Thanks for the tip Fergasin!(mannaicaly laughs)
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