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− | |prev = The Main Drain |
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+ | :(SpongeBob and Patrick are watching jellyfish) |
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− | |title = Trench Billies |
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− | |next = Sponge-Cano! |
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− | |titlecard = Trenchbillies.jpg |
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− | |season = 7 |
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− | |episode = 158b |
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− | |airdate = [[January 29]], [[2011]] |
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− | |seasonname = seven |
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− | }} |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': (whispering) What's he doing? |
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− | (SpongeBob and Patrick are watching jellyfish) |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Um, just kinda sitting there. |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': How about now? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Still just like kinda sitting there, same thing. |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': How long have we been watching? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': What time is it now? |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': 2:30 days |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': (counts fingers) 4 days or months or weeks. |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, it's moving! |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Ready to go for it? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Like Mr. Krabs says, it's now or never! |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': When does he say that? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Usually on his way to the Men's room. |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Hey, that's usually what I say! |
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+ | :(SpongeBob and Patrick begin chasing the jellyfish) |
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− | Patrick: (whispering) What's he doing? |
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− | SpongeBob: |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, he's taking evasive action. |
+ | *'''Patrick''': We better fake him. |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': I'll fake left, you go right! |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Roger that! (runs left) |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Other right, Patrick! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''' and '''Patrick''': (in slow motion) (jumping to catch the jellyfish) NONOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES- (the two collide in mid-air) |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Ow, I think I ruptured a spleen... |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': I think I shattered my abacus. |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Your what? |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': My abacus. (takes out his abacus) Nope. Seems okay... |
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+ | :(The jellyfish flies by) |
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− | Patrick: How about now? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Patrick! There it goes! Now Its Ready To Fly GO!!!!!! (The two begin chasing it again) |
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− | SpongeBob: Still just like kinda sitting there, same thing. |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Don't stop now Patrick, we're gaining on him! I Know How To DO THAT!!!! |
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+ | :(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and they fall off a cliff) |
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− | Patrick: How long have we been watching? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': ''[screams]'' We Better GET OUT of The Center Wait! GET A POOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! |
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− | SpongeBob: What time is it now? |
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+ | :(Cuts to a small village inside a trench) |
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− | Patrick: 2:30. |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': (heading into outhouse) Well, it's now or never. (SpongeBob and Patrick fall onto the outhouse as Cletus walks into it) |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Ehhh. |
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+ | *'''Trenchbillie''': You boys are mighty colorful, a smidget too colorful, if ya' ask me. |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': (climbs out of hole) And too darn heavy. |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Well, actually Patrick has been trying to shed a few-(The trenchbillies capture them with a rope and they scream) |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': Tell it to Ma Angler...(The trenchbillies carry them on a pole to Ma Angler's house) |
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+ | *'''Trenchbillies''': (all talking)(Cuts to Ma Angler's house) |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': Now tell me now, what was it ya'lls was doin' down yonder at the outhouse in the first place. |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': I dun told ya' Ma, there I was doin' my duty, just like any other Sunday...(flashback) |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': (heading into outhouse) Well, it's now or never. (flashback stops) When not so much as a warning shout, these here varmints dun dropped. Right out of the wild, black yonder, smack-dab onto my noggin! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': We're really sorry about interrupting your- |
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+ | *'''Jordan Klein''': Y'all hush up! |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': Now Cletus, is this another one of your tall tales, you tend to tell? |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': I-I-I swears I ain't fibbin' Ma! |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': Cletus. |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': Just ask Uncle Belcher. He'll tell you the whole story. |
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+ | *'''Uncle Belcher''': (belches) |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': See. |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': Well, I must admit one thing, they is awfully pretty...Nevertheless, as leader of this here clan, which I is, I must subject these two pretty folk, to clan initiation rights to deem their worthy. |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Umm... |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Worthy of what? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': ...specifically. |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': livin'...(SpongeBob and Patrick gulp) Theether! Go on and get your fiddle. |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Look, Patrick! He's gonna play us a little song. (He plays a short tune) |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Short song. |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, I think this is meant to be a-a musical challenge. |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Challenge? (The trenchbillie plays another short tune) Patrick, we don't even have an instrument to play. (He plays yet another song, a bit longer this time) |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Yeah, and soon we won't have anything to play it with... |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Huh! Patrick! Hang on... (SpongeBob whispers to a trenchbillie)(The trenchbillie takes off his suspenders and gives them to SpongeBob) |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, don't leave me! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Wouldn't dream of it, Patrick. |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Alright! (The trenchbillie continues to play his fiddle) (Patrick begins playing a tune, using SpongeBob's body, Patrick and the Trenchbillie play back and forth, very fast)(The trenchbillie eventually explodes and Patrick wins, stars fall from the sky) |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Well, Patrick even though you won, it looks like he was the real star. hahaha (Patrick smiles) |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': Betsy! |
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+ | *'''Betsy''': Yes ma'am? |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': It's time for a hootin' and hollarin' contest. |
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+ | *'''Betsy''': (clears throat) (begins yodeling) |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, it's a singing competition, what are we gonna do? |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': I don't know. But I am a sure thirsty after that fiddlin' (drinks soda) |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Hey, give me some of that! (begins drinking the soda) (Both SpongeBob and Patrick burp VERY loudly and long) |
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+ | *'''Trenchbillies''': Yee-haww!! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Looks like we're on a roll, ay, Patrick? (Cuts to outside, where a wrestling match is taking place) |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': I just love me some wrestlin' and tusslin'! (One of the wrestlers in thrown through Ma Angler's roof)(SpongeBob and Patrick clap and SpongeBob whistles) |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Let me see more. |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': My compliments to the chef. |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': (pokes SpongeBob with a pitchfork) Your turn. |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Hah! Well, actually, my friend and I, we don't like to wrestle. |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': Huh? You don't like to wrestle? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': No, we're not the wrestling sort. |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': Well then, what in tarnation do you pretty-folk like to do for fun? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Well, uh-uh we like to go jellyfishing! |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': Jellyfishin'. What kinda tomfoolery is jellyfishin'? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Well, it goes something like this: (SpongeBob and Patrick pull out their nets and start running around and dancing) |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': What-the? |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': That's disgustin' |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Now, Patrick! (they both jump into the air and collide in slow motion once again) Well, something like that anyway... |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Nice knowing you buddy... |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': Well, I haven't seen anybody cut up like that 'round these parts, since we potty-trained Junior. (laughs) He was near about 13! (The trenchbillies all laugh) |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': Them boys is dumber than my box a' rotten teeth! (Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through a crowd of trenchbillies, with confetti) |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': Go get em' tiger! |
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+ | *'''Jordan Klein''': (crying) They grow up so fast. |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': As leader of this here clan, I heareby debut: Sponge-Joe-Bob and Deral, honorary trenchbillies. (hands them novelty teeth) (SpongeBob and Patrick both put in the teeth) |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': Speech! Speech! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Well, I guess if I were to say one thing, and I think I'm speaking for Patrick and myself here, is that y'all are a bunch a' real kind folks and it's been a real hoot gettin' to know y'all! (SpongeBob and Patrick walk away waving) Farewall, friendly trenchbillies. See ya' 'round. |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Toodles. |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': (stops them with a pitchfork) And where do you folk think you're goin'? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Over to home. |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': Well, you're one of our kind now, so this is your home, and as such, you've been givin' the great honor of takin' care a' Ma, for the rest of your natural-born lives... |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Takin' care a' Ma? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': For the rest of our natural-born lives?! |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': You know, carry her purse, give her cat massages, read her the Billy Shakespeare till' she falls asleep at night. Ah, Ma just loves iambic pentameter! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Well, that all sounds like a lot of fun, but I-I have responsibilities back home at Bikini Bottom. I have a pet snail to feed, and can't be late for work at the Krusty Krab! |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Yeah and, iambic pentameter gives me a headache! (starts crying) |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': (swings pitchfork) You folks ain't goin' nowhere. |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Oh please, Mr. Trenchbillie where can we- |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Oh hey, your shoe's untied. |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': What? But I ain't even wearin'-(SpongeBob and Patrick are suddenly gone) Darn it. |
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+ | :(Cuts to Krusty Krab) |
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− | SpongeBob: (counts fingers) 4 days. |
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+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, what was I supposed to tell them, Squidward? |
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− | SpongeBob: Patrick, it's moving! |
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+ | *'''Squidward''': You could have told him that he could have his money back. |
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+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, no I couldn't. |
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+ | *'''Squidward''': Why? |
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+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': Because, I already put it in the register! |
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+ | :(SpongeBob and Patrick burst through the door) |
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− | Patrick: Ready to go for it? |
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− | SpongeBob: |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs! We just escaped from an angry mob of deep sea bunkins! |
+ | *'''Patrick''': It was horrible! They were gonna make us stay forever and massage their grandma. |
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+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': So. Why ya' telling me? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Because they followed us here. (The trenchbillies show up at the door) |
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+ | :(SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs all scream) (The trenchbillies storm in and begin destroying the Krusty Krab's possessions) |
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− | Patrick: When does he say that? |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': Come on out! We know you're in there! |
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− | SpongeBob: Usually on his way to the Men's room...BONZIE! |
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+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': (nervous) Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order? |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': Umm, sure. I'll have me a large Krabby Patty with- ''[screams]'' a cola, and A' Lemon-lime! (Shows the trenchbillies all eating) |
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+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': Keep them coming, SpongeBob! This is the most business in a long time! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Ay, Ay, Captain! I'm gonna get some more buns. Coming UP! |
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+ | *'''Ma Angler''': More! More! More! More! (a trenchbillie shoves Krabby Patties into her mouth using a shovel) |
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+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh yeah, that's what I like to see. She's gonna make customer of the week. |
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+ | *'''Cletus''': (pokes Mr. Krabs with his pitchfork) We catch anyone makin' goo-goo eyes like that at out Ma, it can only mean one thing: He's gonna get hitched! |
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+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': (gulps) No! (Shows Mr. Krabs and Ma Angler in a car riding away) Noooooo!!!! NO! NO! |
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+ | :(Ma Angler kisses Mr. Krabs) |
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− | Patrick: Hey, that's usually what I say! |
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+ | :(SpongeBob, Patrick and others waving hands, the heart animation appears when the crowds says loud: SpongeBob! SpongeBob! when the episode ends) |
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− | (SpongeBob and Patrick begin chasing the jellyfish) |
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− | SpongeBob: Patrick, he's taking evasive action. |
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− | Patrick: We better fake him. |
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− | SpongeBob: I'll fake left, you go right! |
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− | Patrick: Roger that! (runs left) |
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− | SpongeBob: Other right, Patrick! |
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− | SpongeBob and Patrick: (in slow motion) (jumping to catch the jellyfish) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (the two collide in mid-air) |
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− | SpongeBob: Ow, I think I ruptured a spleen... |
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− | Patrick: I think I ruptured my abacus. |
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− | SpongeBob: You're what? |
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− | Patrick: My abacus. (takes out his abacus) Nope. Seems okay... |
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− | (The jellyfish flies by) |
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− | SpongeBob: Patrick! There it goes!(The two begin chasing it again) |
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− | SpongeBob: Don't stop now Patrick, we're gaining on him! |
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− | (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and they fall off a cliff) |
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− | SpongeBob and Patrick: AAAAAAAHHH!!! |
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− | (Cuts to a small village inside a trench) |
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− | Cletus: (heading into outhouse) Well, it's now or never.(SpongeBob and Patrick fall onto the outhouse as Cletus walks into it) |
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− | SpongeBob: Ehhh. |
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− | Trenchbillie: You boys are mighty colorful, a smidget too colorful, if ya' ask me. |
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− | Cletus: (climbs out of hole) And too darn heavy. |
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− | SpongeBob: Well, actually Patrick has been trying to shed a few-(The trenchbillies capture them with a rope and they scream) |
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− | Cletus: Tell it to Ma Angler...(The trenchbillies carry them on a pole to Ma Angler's house) |
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− | Trenchbillies: (all talking)(Cuts to Ma Angler's house) |
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− | Ma Angler: Now tell me now, what was it ya'lls was doin' down yonder at the outhouse in the first place. |
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− | Cletus: I dun told ya' Ma, there I was doin' my duty, just like any other Sunday...(flashback) |
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− | Cletus: (heading into outhouse) Well, it's now or never.(flashback stops) When not so much as a warning shout, these here varmits dun dropped. Right out of the wild, black yonder, smack-dab onto my noggin! |
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− | SpongeBob: We're really sorry about interrupting your- |
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− | Jordan Klein: Y'all hush up! |
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− | Ma Angler: Now Cletus, is this another one of your tall tales, you tend to tell? |
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− | Cletus: I-I-I swears I ain't fibbin' Ma! |
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− | Ma Angler: Cletus. |
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− | Cletus: Just ask Uncle Belcher. He'll tell you the whole story. |
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− | Uncle Belcher: (belches) |
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− | Cletus: See. |
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− | Ma Angler: Well, I must admit one thing, they is awfully pretty...Nevertheless, as leader of this here clan, which I is, I must subject these two pretty folk, to clan initiation rights to deem their worthy. |
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− | SpongeBob: Umm... |
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− | Patrick: Worthy of what? |
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− | SpongeBob: ...specifically. |
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− | Ma Angler: livin'...(SpongeBob and Patrick gulp) Theether! Go on and get your fiddle. |
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− | SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! He's gonna play us a little song.(He plays a short tune) |
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− | SpongeBob: Short song. |
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− | Patrick: SpongeBob, I think this is meant to be a-a musical challenge. |
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− | SpongeBob: Challenge?(The trenchbillie plays another short tune) Patrick, we don't even have an instrument to play.(He plays yet another song, a bit longer this time) |
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− | Patrick: Yeah, and soon we won't have anything to play it with... |
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− | SpongeBob: Huh! Patrick! Hang on... (SpongeBob whispers to a trenchbillie)(The trenchbillie takes off his suspenders and gives them to SpongeBob) |
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− | Patrick: SpongeBob, don't leave me! |
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− | SpongeBob: Wouldn't dream of it, Patrick. |
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− | Patrick: Alright!(The trenchbillie continues to play his fiddle) (Patrick begins playing a tune, using SpongeBob's body, Patrick and the Trenchbillie play back and forth, very fast)(The trenchbillie eventually explodes and Patrick wins, stars fall from the sky) |
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− | SpongeBob: Well, Patrick even though you won, it looks like he was the real star. hahaha (Patrick smiles) |
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− | Ma Angler: Betsy! |
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− | Betsy: Yes ma'am? |
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− | Ma Angler: It's time for a hootin' and hollarin' contest.Betsy: (clears throat) (begins yodeling) |
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− | SpongeBob: Patrick, it's a singing competition, what are we gonna do? |
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− | Patrick: I don't know. But I am a sure thirsty after that fiddlin' (drinks soda) |
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− | SpongeBob: Hey, give me some of that! (begins drinking the soda)(Both SpongeBob and Patrick burp VERY loudly and long) |
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− | Trenchbillies: Yee-haww!!SpongeBob: Looks like we're on a roll, ay, Patrick?(Cuts to outside, where a wrestling match is taking place) |
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− | Ma Angler: I just love me some wrestlin' and tusslin'(One of the wrestlers in thrown through Ma Angler's roof)(SpongeBob and Patrick clap and SpongeBob whistles) |
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− | Patrick: Let me see more.SpongeBob: My compliments to the chef. |
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− | Cletus: (pokes SpongeBob with a pitchfork) Your turn. |
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− | SpongeBob: Hah! Well, actually, my friend and I, we don't like to wrestle. |
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− | Ma Angler: Huh? You don't like to wrestle? |
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− | SpongeBob: No, we're not the wrestling sort. |
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− | Ma Angler: Well then, what in tarnation do you pretty-folk like to do for fun? |
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− | SpongeBob: Well, uh-uh we like to go jellyfishing! |
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− | Ma Angler: Jellyfishin'. What kinda tomfoolery is jellyfishin'? |
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− | SpongeBob: Well, it goes something like this:(SpongeBob and Patrick pull out their nets and start running around and dancing) |
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− | Cletus: What-the? |
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− | Ma Angler: That's disgustin' |
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− | SpongeBob: Now, Patrick! (they both jump into the air and collide in slow motion once again) Well, it goes something like that... |
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− | Patrick: Nice knowing you buddy... |
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− | Ma Angler: Well, I haven't seen anybody cut up like that 'round these parts, since we potty-trained Junior. (laughs) He was near about 13! (The trenchbillies all laugh) |
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− | Cletus: Them boys is dumber than my box a' rotten teeth!(Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through a crowd of trenchbillies, with confetti) |
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− | Cletus: Go get em' tiger! |
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− | Jordan Klein: (crying) They grow up so fast. |
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− | Ma Angler: As leader of this here clan, I heareby debut: Sponge-Joe-Bob and Derald, honorary trenchbillies. (hands them novelty teeth)(SpongeBob and Patrick both put in the teeth) |
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− | Cletus: Speech! Speech! |
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− | SpongeBob: Well, I guess if I were to say one thing, and I think I'm speaking for Patrick and myself here, is that y'all are a bunch a' real kind folks and it's been a real hoot gettin' to know y'all!(SpongeBob and Patrick walk away waving) Farewall, friendly trenchbillies. See ya' 'round |
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− | Patrick: Toodles. |
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− | Cletus: (stops them with a pitchfork) And where in square do you folk think you're goin'? |
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− | SpongeBob: Over to home. |
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− | Cletus: Well, you're one of our kind now, so this is your home, and as such, you've been givin' the great honor of takin' care a' Ma, for the rest of your natural-born lives... |
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− | Patrick: Takin' care a' Ma? |
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− | SpongeBob: For the rest of our natural-born lives?! |
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− | Cletus: You know, carry her purse, give her cat massages, read her the Billy Shakespeare till' she falls asleep at night. Ah, Ma just loves it! |
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− | SpongeBob: Well, that all sounds like a lot of fun, but I-I have responsibilities back home at Bikini Bottom. I have a pet snail to feed, and can't be late for work at the Krusty Krab! |
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− | Patrick: Yeah and, it gives me a headache! (starts crying) |
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− | Cletus: (swings pitchfork) You folks ain't goin' nowhere. |
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− | SpongeBob: Oh please, Mr. Trenchbillie where can we- |
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− | Patrick: Oh hey, your shoe's untied. |
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− | Cletus: What? But I ain't even wearin'-(SpongeBob and Patrick are suddenly gone) Darn it. |
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− | (Cuts to Krusty Krab) |
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− | Mr. Krabs: Well, what was I supposed to tell them, Squidward? |
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− | Squidward: You could have told him that he could have his money back. |
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− | Mr. Krabs: Oh, no I couldn't. |
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− | Squidward: Why? |
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− | Mr. Krabs: Because, I already put it in the register! |
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− | (SpongeBob and Patrick burst through the door) |
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− | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! We just escaped from an angry mob of deep sea bunkins! |
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− | Patrick: It was horrible! They were gonna stay forever and massage their gramma. |
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− | Mr. Krabs: So. Why ya' telling me? |
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− | SpongeBob: Because they followed us here.(The trenchbillies show up at the door) |
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− | Mr. Krabs: Keep them coming, SpongeBob! This is the most business in a long time! |
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− | SpongeBob: Ay, Ay, Captain! I'm gonna get some more buns. |
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− | Ma Angler: More! More! More! More! (a trenchbillie shoves Krabby Patties into her mouth using a shovel) |
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− | Mr. Krabs: (gulps)(Shows Mr. Krabs and Ma Angler in a car riding away) Noooooo!!!! |
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- (SpongeBob and Patrick are watching jellyfish)
- Patrick: (whispering) What's he doing?
- SpongeBob: Um, just kinda sitting there.
- Patrick: How about now?
- SpongeBob: Still just like kinda sitting there, same thing.
- Patrick: How long have we been watching?
- SpongeBob: What time is it now?
- Patrick: 2:30 days
- SpongeBob: (counts fingers) 4 days or months or weeks.
- SpongeBob: Patrick, it's moving!
- Patrick: Ready to go for it?
- SpongeBob: Like Mr. Krabs says, it's now or never!
- Patrick: When does he say that?
- SpongeBob: Usually on his way to the Men's room.
- Patrick: Hey, that's usually what I say!
- (SpongeBob and Patrick begin chasing the jellyfish)
- SpongeBob: Patrick, he's taking evasive action.
- Patrick: We better fake him.
- SpongeBob: I'll fake left, you go right!
- Patrick: Roger that! (runs left)
- SpongeBob: Other right, Patrick!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: (in slow motion) (jumping to catch the jellyfish) NONOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES- (the two collide in mid-air)
- SpongeBob: Ow, I think I ruptured a spleen...
- Patrick: I think I shattered my abacus.
- SpongeBob: Your what?
- Patrick: My abacus. (takes out his abacus) Nope. Seems okay...
- (The jellyfish flies by)
- SpongeBob: Patrick! There it goes! Now Its Ready To Fly GO!!!!!! (The two begin chasing it again)
- SpongeBob: Don't stop now Patrick, we're gaining on him! I Know How To DO THAT!!!!
- (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh and they fall off a cliff)
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [screams] We Better GET OUT of The Center Wait! GET A POOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
- (Cuts to a small village inside a trench)
- Cletus: (heading into outhouse) Well, it's now or never. (SpongeBob and Patrick fall onto the outhouse as Cletus walks into it)
- SpongeBob: Ehhh.
- Trenchbillie: You boys are mighty colorful, a smidget too colorful, if ya' ask me.
- Cletus: (climbs out of hole) And too darn heavy.
- SpongeBob: Well, actually Patrick has been trying to shed a few-(The trenchbillies capture them with a rope and they scream)
- Cletus: Tell it to Ma Angler...(The trenchbillies carry them on a pole to Ma Angler's house)
- Trenchbillies: (all talking)(Cuts to Ma Angler's house)
- Ma Angler: Now tell me now, what was it ya'lls was doin' down yonder at the outhouse in the first place.
- Cletus: I dun told ya' Ma, there I was doin' my duty, just like any other Sunday...(flashback)
- Cletus: (heading into outhouse) Well, it's now or never. (flashback stops) When not so much as a warning shout, these here varmints dun dropped. Right out of the wild, black yonder, smack-dab onto my noggin!
- SpongeBob: We're really sorry about interrupting your-
- Jordan Klein: Y'all hush up!
- Ma Angler: Now Cletus, is this another one of your tall tales, you tend to tell?
- Cletus: I-I-I swears I ain't fibbin' Ma!
- Ma Angler: Cletus.
- Cletus: Just ask Uncle Belcher. He'll tell you the whole story.
- Uncle Belcher: (belches)
- Cletus: See.
- Ma Angler: Well, I must admit one thing, they is awfully pretty...Nevertheless, as leader of this here clan, which I is, I must subject these two pretty folk, to clan initiation rights to deem their worthy.
- SpongeBob: Umm...
- Patrick: Worthy of what?
- SpongeBob: ...specifically.
- Ma Angler: livin'...(SpongeBob and Patrick gulp) Theether! Go on and get your fiddle.
- SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! He's gonna play us a little song. (He plays a short tune)
- SpongeBob: Short song.
- Patrick: SpongeBob, I think this is meant to be a-a musical challenge.
- SpongeBob: Challenge? (The trenchbillie plays another short tune) Patrick, we don't even have an instrument to play. (He plays yet another song, a bit longer this time)
- Patrick: Yeah, and soon we won't have anything to play it with...
- SpongeBob: Huh! Patrick! Hang on... (SpongeBob whispers to a trenchbillie)(The trenchbillie takes off his suspenders and gives them to SpongeBob)
- Patrick: SpongeBob, don't leave me!
- SpongeBob: Wouldn't dream of it, Patrick.
- Patrick: Alright! (The trenchbillie continues to play his fiddle) (Patrick begins playing a tune, using SpongeBob's body, Patrick and the Trenchbillie play back and forth, very fast)(The trenchbillie eventually explodes and Patrick wins, stars fall from the sky)
- SpongeBob: Well, Patrick even though you won, it looks like he was the real star. hahaha (Patrick smiles)
- Ma Angler: Betsy!
- Betsy: Yes ma'am?
- Ma Angler: It's time for a hootin' and hollarin' contest.
- Betsy: (clears throat) (begins yodeling)
- SpongeBob: Patrick, it's a singing competition, what are we gonna do?
- Patrick: I don't know. But I am a sure thirsty after that fiddlin' (drinks soda)
- SpongeBob: Hey, give me some of that! (begins drinking the soda) (Both SpongeBob and Patrick burp VERY loudly and long)
- Trenchbillies: Yee-haww!!
- SpongeBob: Looks like we're on a roll, ay, Patrick? (Cuts to outside, where a wrestling match is taking place)
- Ma Angler: I just love me some wrestlin' and tusslin'! (One of the wrestlers in thrown through Ma Angler's roof)(SpongeBob and Patrick clap and SpongeBob whistles)
- Patrick: Let me see more.
- SpongeBob: My compliments to the chef.
- Cletus: (pokes SpongeBob with a pitchfork) Your turn.
- SpongeBob: Hah! Well, actually, my friend and I, we don't like to wrestle.
- Ma Angler: Huh? You don't like to wrestle?
- SpongeBob: No, we're not the wrestling sort.
- Ma Angler: Well then, what in tarnation do you pretty-folk like to do for fun?
- SpongeBob: Well, uh-uh we like to go jellyfishing!
- Ma Angler: Jellyfishin'. What kinda tomfoolery is jellyfishin'?
- SpongeBob: Well, it goes something like this: (SpongeBob and Patrick pull out their nets and start running around and dancing)
- Cletus: What-the?
- Ma Angler: That's disgustin'
- SpongeBob: Now, Patrick! (they both jump into the air and collide in slow motion once again) Well, something like that anyway...
- Patrick: Nice knowing you buddy...
- Ma Angler: Well, I haven't seen anybody cut up like that 'round these parts, since we potty-trained Junior. (laughs) He was near about 13! (The trenchbillies all laugh)
- Cletus: Them boys is dumber than my box a' rotten teeth! (Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking through a crowd of trenchbillies, with confetti)
- Cletus: Go get em' tiger!
- Jordan Klein: (crying) They grow up so fast.
- Ma Angler: As leader of this here clan, I heareby debut: Sponge-Joe-Bob and Deral, honorary trenchbillies. (hands them novelty teeth) (SpongeBob and Patrick both put in the teeth)
- Cletus: Speech! Speech!
- SpongeBob: Well, I guess if I were to say one thing, and I think I'm speaking for Patrick and myself here, is that y'all are a bunch a' real kind folks and it's been a real hoot gettin' to know y'all! (SpongeBob and Patrick walk away waving) Farewall, friendly trenchbillies. See ya' 'round.
- Patrick: Toodles.
- Cletus: (stops them with a pitchfork) And where do you folk think you're goin'?
- SpongeBob: Over to home.
- Cletus: Well, you're one of our kind now, so this is your home, and as such, you've been givin' the great honor of takin' care a' Ma, for the rest of your natural-born lives...
- Patrick: Takin' care a' Ma?
- SpongeBob: For the rest of our natural-born lives?!
- Cletus: You know, carry her purse, give her cat massages, read her the Billy Shakespeare till' she falls asleep at night. Ah, Ma just loves iambic pentameter!
- SpongeBob: Well, that all sounds like a lot of fun, but I-I have responsibilities back home at Bikini Bottom. I have a pet snail to feed, and can't be late for work at the Krusty Krab!
- Patrick: Yeah and, iambic pentameter gives me a headache! (starts crying)
- Cletus: (swings pitchfork) You folks ain't goin' nowhere.
- SpongeBob: Oh please, Mr. Trenchbillie where can we-
- Patrick: Oh hey, your shoe's untied.
- Cletus: What? But I ain't even wearin'-(SpongeBob and Patrick are suddenly gone) Darn it.
- (Cuts to Krusty Krab)
- Mr. Krabs: Well, what was I supposed to tell them, Squidward?
- Squidward: You could have told him that he could have his money back.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, no I couldn't.
- Squidward: Why?
- Mr. Krabs: Because, I already put it in the register!
- (SpongeBob and Patrick burst through the door)
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! We just escaped from an angry mob of deep sea bunkins!
- Patrick: It was horrible! They were gonna make us stay forever and massage their grandma.
- Mr. Krabs: So. Why ya' telling me?
- SpongeBob: Because they followed us here. (The trenchbillies show up at the door)
- (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs all scream) (The trenchbillies storm in and begin destroying the Krusty Krab's possessions)
- Cletus: Come on out! We know you're in there!
- Mr. Krabs: (nervous) Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order?
- Cletus: Umm, sure. I'll have me a large Krabby Patty with- [screams] a cola, and A' Lemon-lime! (Shows the trenchbillies all eating)
- Mr. Krabs: Keep them coming, SpongeBob! This is the most business in a long time!
- SpongeBob: Ay, Ay, Captain! I'm gonna get some more buns. Coming UP!
- Ma Angler: More! More! More! More! (a trenchbillie shoves Krabby Patties into her mouth using a shovel)
- Mr. Krabs: Oh yeah, that's what I like to see. She's gonna make customer of the week.
- Cletus: (pokes Mr. Krabs with his pitchfork) We catch anyone makin' goo-goo eyes like that at out Ma, it can only mean one thing: He's gonna get hitched!
- Mr. Krabs: (gulps) No! (Shows Mr. Krabs and Ma Angler in a car riding away) Noooooo!!!! NO! NO!
- (Ma Angler kisses Mr. Krabs)
- (SpongeBob, Patrick and others waving hands, the heart animation appears when the crowds says loud: SpongeBob! SpongeBob! when the episode ends)