This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Back to the Past short "Time Machine," which aired on June 14, 2011.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting in a time machine]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, with this time machine, we can go back in time, and see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in their prime as young super heroes!
- Patrick: [his eyes bulge] GO! GO! GO! [rips of SpongeBobs arm and presses the go button with it]
- Baby Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: [wailing] Change our diapers!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
- Fish Head: [a question mark is shown up] Will they get it right? Will SpongeBob and Patrick get to see their super heroes in their super prime?