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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Back to the Past short "Time Machine," which aired on June 14, 2011.

  • [SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting in a time machine.]
  • SpongeBob: [as his face changes triumphantly] Patrick, with this time machine, we can go back in time, and see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in their prime as young super heroes!
  • Patrick: [his eyes bulge] Go! Go! Go! [rips off SpongeBob's arm and presses the go button with it, sending them to a time seeing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy as British-like elders riding high bikes]
  • SpongeBob: Eh, no. [presses the go button with two hands, sending him and Patrick to a time seeing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy as cavemen, riding a Tyrannosaurus Rex fish] Too far. [uses three hands to press the go button, sending him and Patrick to a time seeing Mermaid Man as a robot with one of his hands as Barnacle Boy, twisting him] Oops! Wrong way! [Patrick uses his head to press the go button, sending him and SpongeBob to a time seeing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy as babies]
  • Baby Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: [wailing] Change our diapers!
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [screaming] Ahh!
  • Realistic Fish Head: [a question mark is shown up] Will they get it right? Will SpongeBob and Patrick get to see their super heroes in their super prime?
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