The way this game works: Change a single word in a sentence. The sentence changes after a certain amount of changes.
Rules:
1. No swearing.
2. You can't change the word the person directly above you changed.
3. No NSFW stuff.
Let's start with this sentence: I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.