This is similar to How to make an episode very odd, except you're making a SpongeBob character very odd. Here's how it goes, I'll start by naming a character, and the user below says how that character would be very odd and then name another character, and it goes on.
SpongeBob is not a sponge, he's a can of Oxi-Clean. The "Bob" is not short for Robert, it is short for "Silvius". He sometimes turns into Poof when he's afraid, Cosmo when he's envious, Wanda when he's tired, and Chloe Carmichael when he's embarrassed. He only eats nudibranches and he's a new member of the band Loded Diper, replacing Rodrick Heffley.
Gary is a zombie of a snail because snails can't be near salt and the ocean is saltwater so Gary died and became a zombie. That also means Mad Snail Disease is real and Purple Doctorfish doesn't want to admit it, because SpongeBob threatened to make the doctor step on a Lego if he admits it. But Gary isn't a regular zombie, he's a zombie that cries out pies, laughs out milkshakes, has a tattoo of Dat Boi and eats Wikia users.
Mrs. Puff is actually Puff the Magic Dragon and every episode she appears in turns into a Puff the Magic Dragon episode. Teams up with Snap & Crackle sometimes, and that's the real reason she was called "Mrs. Pop" in Demolition Doofus.
Puffy Fluffy is a lion and is actually friendly towards Gary. He is so friendly, he takes him to the Bikini Bottom Zoo.
(Better than the original Puffy Fluffy!)
Bubble Bass's name is actually "Bubble Bass (like the instrument)". He is an aspiring singer with a great voice who sings All About that Bass, however Meghan Trainor killed him so she can say that she wrote and sang the song. (I actually dislike that song IRL)
Orchid is the first ever fish to win the Hunger Games. She won by burning the other tributes with a fire she built underwater. She volunteered as tribute in place of Janet, and since then Janet has honoured her by pretending to be her mom.
Siana is me. Yep, Siana has her own Wikia. Anytime I do anything on the wiki, it is not a human being behind-the-screen, but an animated worm. Yes, I do my laundry on SpongeBob. Don't judge me. Like every noob, I thought SpongeBob was cheese, and cheese rox the world, so I live on SpongeBob. The one fact about Siana (myself) that people don't know is that she is really clumsy. Once Siana tripped over and fell on a pile of Legos. It was obnoxious and probably her worst non-serious non-"leave a mark" injury. (Yes, I did actually do this once because I'm a klutz. But enough talking about pointless personal stories, let's move on.)
Sandy isn't a squirrel. She's a Pokemon. Ash was looking for her and ended up jumping to the ocean. Sandy uses her Pokemon ability (being able to switch body's with someone else) on Ash, trading her body with Ash's. After Pokemon ended, Sandy flies to the moon with her other ability and invades the moon so Pokemons can live there instead of living in a ball.
Sadie is a fish, like Nemo. Nemo is orange, like Garfield. Garfield likes to eat, like Kirby. Kirby is cute, like Toad. Toad is a fungus, like the Ick. The Ick is creepy, like Slenderman. Slenderman starts with S, like Sadie. Sadie = Slenderman.
SpongeBob is not a sponge, he's a can of Oxi-Clean. The "Bob" is not short for Robert, it is short for "Silvius". He sometimes turns into Poof when he's afraid, Cosmo when he's envious, Wanda when he's tired, and Chloe Carmichael when he's embarrassed. He only eats nudibranches and he's a new member of the band Loded Diper, replacing Rodrick Heffley. When performing, he uses his stage name "GrungeBob".
Nazz-Mimi is a talentless celebrity who did one insignificant thing and got her own reality show because of it. She is fake, famous for no reason, and is a complete brat, but the tabloids love her and she's rich as heck. Most people are completely annoyed by this but she just considers them "jealous haters" who have no talent; despite the fact that she has no talent and bases fame on status rather than skill. Her catchphrase is the overused comeback "Who are you?" (Based this on a summary of the people who get famous now)
Don Grouper is an entrepreneur who is famous for making "Grubby Grease", a lotion that makes hands greasy and slimy. It is worn by surf bum Grubby Grouper who is also Don's great-third twin stepcousin. Anytime Don Grouper appears in Goodbye, Krabby Patty?, the video gets faster and more orange.
Real name is actually Ribbitglub. He loves to give hugs and sing merry songs! And if you don't hug him or join his merry song, he makes you eat gummy bears until you throw up. If you don't eat the gummy bears, he makes you eat gummy worms. If you don't eat gummy worms, he makes you eat gummy fruit. If you don't eat gummy fruit, he shoots you.
She has a best friend called Katie (somebody plz get the reference)
(That is a Total Drama reference)
Never gonna believe this, but Jellian Patrick is Rick. If he gives his ID, his name is actually legally Rick, and he's actually PROUD OF IT. Not just any Rick, but Rick Astley, the Rickroll from YouTube! Yup!
"Nat" is short for "illuminati". He decides to go by Nat to look innocent, but it isn't that innocent when you realise it has 3 letters and there are 3 sides in a triangle. Nat Peterson is Illuminati confirmed.
Lord Poltergeist isn't actually a ghost: He's really a vacumn cleaner just minding his own business. He sometimes orders pizza, and gets mad when someone forgets his drink or when someone puts only 1 ice cube in his drink.
That's right, Lord Poltergeist is actually Tom's 827th cousin.
Con Man would later cause massive protests around Bikini Bottom, which would infuriate the mayor. In anger, he'd arrest Con Man and declare him a convict. Many would be upset and 65% of the population would demand a resignation of the mayor and freedom of the Con Man. Sadly Con Man betrays his fans by being yet again a very corrupt, con man, and leads to his fans falling in heartbreak.
He is the only character in SpongeBob SquarePants. Every other character is a robot; we just don't realise because they are advanced technology that can laugh, cry, and love. Squidasaurus Rex is also the host of Family Feud.
He is a DC superhero, notorious for his abilities, which are peace. He got so much hate that he signed up for entertaining kids at the Valentine's Day Carnival. His suit once yieled so much power that it made us all friends on wikia. His theme song is unknown.