(Thank you all who acknowledged this. It's great to see countless comments that aren't hate comments! :))
This hate for "New SpongeBob", "Scumbob", "Post-Movie", whatever you want to say it needs to calm down a bit. Yes, we understand Pre-Movie was the best, as it always will be, but Post-Movie isn't even close to the devil of cartoons. You can have your opinion but it makes no sense. It's gotten to the point where Mr Enter starts a huge animated atrocity trend and making people suddenly hate episodes that came out a few years ago. Yes, some of the episodes aren't good (A Pal For Gary, Little Yellow Book) and the characters have changed a bit (so?), but I don't care. Using "animal abuse", "suicide", "Squid abuse/Squidward Torture porn (such a stupid phrase by the way)" and "Patrick's a Prick" is a stupid reason to hate an episode.
"This episode has animal abuse, we shouldn't give this message to kids of young age." Excuse me, ANIMAL ABUSE? Give me a break. Yes, Gary was getting threatened by Puffy Fluffy in A Pal For Gary and SpongeBob was acting like a naive dumbass, but I wouldn't call it physical or even emotional abuse. (I'm sorry, maybe I have no soul, just like Squidward".)
"Suicide jokes are completely offensive and the writers should go to a mental hospital for this." Suicide is no laughing matter, but these suicide jokes are completely harmless. All Plankton said was he was waiting to get ran over by a bus. Wow... so serious. Yes, Krabs laughing at him being scared of whales was kind of f*cked up, but you should expect enemies to do that. At least SpongeBob was there and trying to make him feel better in a way, but getting backfired in the end because of Krabs wanting to be a jerk to Plankton. But his character has always been like that to me. In "Are You Happy Now?", while Squidward couldn't get happy, you would think he'd actually kill himself on a kids show? Please, it's just another harmless joke making it look like he was committing it. It's all dark humor. And if people don't want to appreciate dark humor and count it as "offensive", well that's your own problem.
"There's too much Squid abuse". If you think about it, there's always been Squid Abuse. Sure, Pre-Movie did it right (like in The Camping Episode), but Post-Movie could do it right too (such as Boat Smarts). Yes, I am a little annoyed of how Nick and the stupid bottomites treats Squidward like he's worthless, but again, it's always been in the show. I'm sorry to say this, but Squidward is a character who will get karma handed to him, he's the unlucky character. He's the butt monkey of the show. Face the facts. Yeah, the show can take it too far, but that's how the show rolls I guess.
"Patrick used to be dumb and funny, but now he's dumb and a jerk". For me, I've always find him completely unfunny, (not really a fan of dumb characters), but while Patrick is brainless, he has had moments of mentioning something that a smart person would say, as the quote from the Season 8 episode "Hello, Bikini Bottom" when SpongeBob and Squidward form a band and sing together, attracting a crowd who think that they're cheering him when this quote is brought up...
Mr. Krabs: Unbelieveable! They actually gathered a crowd! To think that all of these people came out to the middle of the desert to see Squidward and SpongeBob! Patrick: Or…they came to see the meteor shower that passes through the Aurora Borealis generating a stunning, once-in-a-lifetime light show.
...and they are viewing the meteor shower. Also, Patrick has always been a jerk. Have you watched "Dumped" or "I'm With Stupid"? Patrick has always been a jerk character, but SpongeBob still likes being friends with him.
Now that we got that done, let's get to some of the flanderization people accuse and get it over with...
Mr. Krabs: He's always been a greedy character, he's never really been the father figure of SpongeBob or whatever. He freaking built an unsafe amusement park just for the green stuff, he also TRADED SPONGEBOB FOR 62 CENTS!!!
SpongeBob: He's a happy character. What do you expect? Sometimes he actually does look annoyed and all, just like in Tunnel of Glove, when SpongeBob tells Patrick to come with him, and Patrick starts eating food, leaving SpongeBob with an annoyed look on his face. The accusements of SpongeBob are very silly as I've counted the times of Pre-Movie and Post-Movie of episodes he teared up or completely cried in. Here's the list.
"SpongeBob is usually crying"
Episodes I can remember he was crying (I don't care if he gets teary for a second, it still counts) in Pre-Movie:
Pizza Delivery
Fools in April (obvious he would get sad because Squidward did a mean prank on him)
Grandma's Kisses
Patty Hype (gets teary at the part when Mr Krabs and Squidward make fun of Pretty Patties)
Dumped
Clams (when he thinks that Mr Krabs is official gone after the clam at him)
Home Sweet Pineapple (gets teary)
Bubble Buddy (gets teary at this line: "Haven't you ever had a very special friend?")
F.U.N (crying at that part before Plankton leaves the theater with the krabby patty)
Christmas Who?
Pre-Hibernation Week: At this part: "I just can’t take the games. They’re tearing me apart!"
Welcome To The Chum Bucket
Squid On Strike
My Pretty Seahorse
The Great Snail Race (gets teary for pushing Gary too far)
The Movie (counting since it's apart of the Golden Era of SpongeBob)
Count: 16
Episodes I can remember he was crying in Post-Movie:
Have You Seen This Snail?
Funny Pants
All That Glitters
The Pink Purloiner (gets teary when giving Patrick Ol Reliable)
Waiting
Picture Day
The Slumber Party (cries when he wants to come to Pearl's party
Squid's Visit ("PLEEASE PLEASE PLEASE")
Toy Store of Doom (because the Toy Barrel isn't opened yet, which should be understandable because they are kid-like characters and kids act like this.)
Stuck In The Wringer
Model Sponge (I think he gets teary in here.)
A Day Without Tears
Little Yellow Book
SpongeBob, You're Fired
Count: 14
It doesn't matter if they're crying for dumb reasons or not. Crying is still crying and it isn't immature at all. It's an emotion we all will experience throughout are whole lives.
Sandy: She actually did have an interest in science-like stuff in Pre-Movie, such as building a rocketship to go on the moon. Lately in Season 9 they've been showing karate Sandy lately and that makes me happy.
So yeah, I think I'm done with that. Now, the final last thing I'd love to cover is Stephen Hillenburg, Paul Tibbitt and people who judge others opinions on Post-Movie and people who judge the writers.
Stephen Hillenburg: Yes, this guy worked on Seasons 1-3, but what has been confirmed by many writers on interviews and social media is that he still works on the show, just not a really important part of it. Please remember that Stephen was the one who gave Paul the job for executive producer and that no one should be blamed for the downfall of SpongeBob. Yes, Stephen Hillenburg is coming back in January, as confirmed by Paul Tibbitt...
https://twitter.com/paultibbitt/status/542862854622162944
But think about it for a second... when he worked on 1-3, he only wrote a couple episodes (like Help Wanted) and then accepted storyboards and ideas around the table, but does that really make him the one that made the show at it's greatest if he really didn't do much? I would give more credit to the people who actually wrote the episodes of those seasons (SUCH AS THE ONES WHO STILL WORK ON THE SHOW TODAY). I don't hate Hillenburg, but still think about this for a second.
Paul Tibbitt: The guy everyone loves to hate because "he ruined my childhood favorite wah wah". Please shut up about your childhood, it's gone now. Anyway, did you forget he wrote lots of episodes in 1-3 such as an episode everyone loves "Chocolate With Nuts"? Yeah, sure he may not be good at managing the show, but what other choice did he had? All the other writers left to work on their old stuff, so he needed a crew. So whoever he could find, great, he'll take them. And can you blame him for it? I wouldn't. Check this post out on SBM that a great member posted which I find agreeable.
http://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/39568-possible-theory-for-spongebobs-downhill-slide/#entry751260
Other Post-Movie writers: They're just writers who TRY to come up with stuff for a long-running popular kids show, and I think they've done alright. But it's gone TOO FAR with people, even Mr. Enter to say that they have mental problems. Sorry, they do not. -_- I've seen people talk to them and they sound like pretty nice people. They're not sick-minded or anything. You people make everything about Post-Movie a huge deal when it's a cartoon. (AKA, a thing that doesn't have to deal with real-life). So yeah, calling them sick names like that makes me feel bad for them. I'm sure ALL OF THEM, EVEN PAUL TIBBITT HIMSELF ARE REALLY GETTING TIRED OF PEOPLE COMPLAINING. By the way, I know Mr. Enter apologize for saying rude stuff to the writers, but his dumb bandwagoners still continue about "REMEMBER WHEN THE SHOW USED TO BE GOOD FROM 1999-2004 AND NOW I WON'T GIVE ANY NEW EPISODES A CHANCE? THE WRITERS ARE CLEARLY DRUNK". Uhh, no, stop with those false accusions.
AND FINALLY... *DRUMROLL*
The treatment to fans who still like SpongeBob for who he is.
Sometimes I see a comment on Deviantart or Youtube about someone saying that they find Post-Movie to be good or that SpongeBob has always been SpongeBob. People respond like this.
"Shut up."
"You're stupid."
"You don't know anything about quality entertainment."
"Go f*ck yourself, you retard."
You guys need to stop. Not everyone is going to agree with you, and if you got a problem with that, then you're really stupid. Also, quality entertainment depends on the person, really? Not everyone is going to like Adventure Time or Gravity Falls (which are okay at best, as I'm more of a fan of Over The Garden Wall and Steven Universe.) But the people who say SpongeBob has always been good are the people who might like those "quality" shows. Stop being rude to the fans who still give the show a chance because they can't stop loving it.
So please stop with everything I've said above and I HOPE you read this very carefully as it was long. I think I've got everything I wanted to say so if you read all of this, thank you very much. You can still have an opinion, but please accept others opinions on Post-Movie and please be nice to the workers who work on the new ones. Quit acting like just because someone's returning will make the show good again, because if Hillenburg doesn't, you guys will complain. (I've seen fans do this before lol) SpongeBob will continue to go on because of how bloody popular it is in the world that even teenagers, adults and celebrities watch it. Both eras are for anybody.
SpongeBob is SpongeBob, is all I'm trying to say. SO STOP MAKING A BIG DEAL AND ACTING LIKE IT'S SUDDENLY OFFENSIVE. Also, I hope this annoying reviewing will stop soon. Peace.
-- PresidentSquidward http://presidentsquidward.deviantart.com/art/This-Post-Movie-hate-needs-to-stop-500167776