This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Legends of Bikini Bottom short "Things to Do When Encountering a Legendary Creature," which aired on November 16, 2010.
- Narrator: Things to do when encountering a legendary creature.
- SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick, what are you reading?
- Patrick: [whilst rollar skating] Bikini Bottom Legends. It's a chapter called "Things to do when encountering a legendary creature". It says to be polite. [SpongeBob starts taking notes] Offer a gift, oh.
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick?
- [Raarg looms up in front of them]
- Patrick: Yeah?
- SpongeBob: Is runaway on that list?
- Patrick: Yeah, it is.
- Raarg: RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [they start running away] AAAAHH!!! MONSTER!!! AAAAAHHH!!!
- Raarg: [a tear rolls down his face] I'm so lonely.