If you were looking for the article about the the character, then see Ugly Barnacle.
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The Ugly Barnacle is a very short story that Patrick tells SpongeBob in the episode "Something Smells." It is meant to boost SpongeBob's self-esteem to make him feel better, but it only makes him feel worse. Because of this, Patrick insists they scream on top of SpongeBob's house to get rid of his depression instead.
Once there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
It has spawned popularity on YouTube, listed in many "Funniest SpongeBob Moments" lists.
It is a parody of the classic story, The Ugly Duckling.