If you were looking for the article about the Music, then see SpongeBob History Song.
"The SpongeBob History Song" is based off the first 100 episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Lyrics
- One, two
- One, two, three, four
- It's SpongeBob's history
- SpongeBob's history
- SpongeBob's history song
- It's SpongeBob's history
- SpongeBob's history
- Won't you help sing along?
- SpongeBob's had 100 adventures
- Let's find out what do you remember? So many laughs
- It's tough to keep track, so listen to the song and take a trip back
- It's SpongeBob's history
- SpongeBob's history
- SpongeBob's history song
- It all started out at the Krusty Krab
- SpongeBob wanted a job and he wanted one bad
- Then SpongeBob met up with a true Texas rodent
- And found out what Sandy breathed was pretty darn potent
- Then he learned the secret to getting lots of laughs
- When you want to get attention just split your pants
- If a leisure afternoon is what you've been wishin'
- Grab a net and head out for some jelly fishin'
- Tonight ol' Plankton put our heroes in a bind
- Using evil genius tricks to control SpongeBob's mind
- Then SpongeBob was eaten out of house and home
- All thanks to a herd of hungry nematodes
- If you want to get strong get down to the gym and hustle
- Or maybe just fake it wish inflatable muscle
- SpongeBob came down with a case of the suds
- But who needs a doctor when you got your best bud?
- It's SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history song
- It's SpongeBob's history
- SpongeBob's history
- Won't you help sing along?
- Ah-ooh...
- Patrick: Let's take it from the top
- And remember when Pearl worked at the Krusty Krab?
- We found out Eugene was a whale's dad
- And Patrick was jealous of his friend's trophy shelf
- Till he got a trophy doing nothing more than anyone else
- When SpongeBob met Bubble Buddy, nobody could cope
- Who knew it could be so much trouble having a friend that's made out of soap?
- Thanks to SpongeBob and Patrick we can happily confirm
- All the friendship one needs can be found in a worm
- Now stand by for important information
- Never bug a squirrel in the midst of hibernation
- But you know what it is that bugs Sandy most?
- Her best friend onstage telling squirrel jokes
- There was a brouhaha when SpongeBob found that pencil
- Who knew such terror could come from a writing utensil?
- When Mr. Krabs falls in love, he spends too much
- But who could spare any expense for a few like Mrs. Puff?
- It's SpongeBob's history
- SpongeBob's history
- SpongeBob's history song
- It's SpongeBob's history
- SpongeBob's history
- Won't you sing along?
- Ah-ooh...
- SpongeBob forgot to feed his snail and much to his dismay
- By the time he remembered Gary ran away
- And when SpongeBob and Squidward became extra close
- SquidBob TentaclePants, man, that's gross
- When his friends need to crash, SpongeBob's happy to host
- Unless it's Flying Dutchman, a screaming pirate ghost
- After touching some goop, SpongeBob got real sick
- And so did half of Bikini Bottom, oh, well, that's ick.
- When love's in the air, sea creatures go batty
- Especially when they've fallen for a perfect Krabby Patty
- Then the gang went to Atlantis just to see a bubble
- They took a picture and it popped, Uh-oh, that's trouble
- Curious about SpongeBob's ancestors? Well you're in luck
- Cause there once was a hayseed and his name was Buck
- Then SpongeBob took a big old lump to the head
- He couldn't remember his name and he couldn't remember his friends
- He moved away from home and forgot where he belonged
- Maybe SpongeBob SquarePants should've listened to this song
- It's the SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history song
- It's SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history
- SpongeBob history song
Trivia
- Although it's meant to based on the first 100 episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants, not all the episodes are referenced. An example of an episode that is not referenced in the song is "Jellyfishing."
- The song can be found on the Season 6 Volume 1 and The Complete Sixth Season DVDs.