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If you were looking for the article about the instrumental version that's used as background music, then see Another Best Day Ever.

"The SpongeBob History Song" is a song sung and composed by Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton, and Jeremy Wakefield based on the first 100 episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants, "Help Wanted" to "Stanley S. SquarePants." This song can be found on the Season 6 Volume 1, Complete Sixth Season, Next 100 Episodes, The Best 200 Episodes Ever, and The Fifth & Sixth Seasons DVDs. The instrumental version of this track titled "Another Best Day Ever" is used as background music in the show.

Lyrics[]

Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield: One, two
One, two, three, four
It's SpongeBob history
SpongeBob history
SpongeBob history song
It's SpongeBob's history
SpongeBob's history
Won't you help sing along?
Sage Guyton: SpongeBob's had 100 adventures
So let's find out what do you remember
Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield: So many laughs, it's tough to keep track, so listen to the song and take a trip back
It's SpongeBob history
SpongeBob history
SpongeBob history song
Sage Guyton: It all started out at the Krusty Krab
SpongeBob wanted a job and he wanted one bad
Then SpongeBob met up with a true Texas rodent
And found out what Sandy breathed was pretty darn potent
Nicolas Carr: Then he learned the secret to getting lots of laughs
When you want to get attention just split your pants
If a leisure afternoon is what you've been wishin'
Grab a net and head out for some jellyfishin'
Sage Guyton: Maniacal Plankton put our heroes in a bind
Using evil genius tricks to control SpongeBob's mind
Nicolas Carr: Then SpongeBob was eaten out of house and home
All thanks to a horde of hungry nematodes
Sage Guyton: If you want to get strong get down to the gym and hustle
Or maybe just fake it with inflatable muscle
SpongeBob came down with a case of the suds
Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield: But who needs a doctor when you got your best bud?
It's SpongeBob history
SpongeBob history
SpongeBob history song
It's SpongeBob's history
SpongeBob's history
Won't you help sing along?
Ah-ooh...
Sage Guyton: And remember when Pearl worked at the Krusty Krab?
We found out Eugene was a whale's dad
Nicolas Carr: Then Patrick was jealous of his friend's trophy shelf
Till he got a trophy for doing nothing more than anyone else
Sage Guyton: When SpongeBob met Bubble Buddy, nobody could cope
Who knew it could be so much trouble having a friend that's made out of soap?
Nicolas Carr: Thanks to SpongeBob and Patrick we can happily confirm
All the friendship one needs can be found in a worm
Sage Guyton: Now please stand by for important information
Never bug a squirrel in the midst of hibernation
But you know what it is that bugs Sandy most?
Nicolas Carr: Her best friend onstage telling squirrel jokes
Sage Guyton: There was a brouhaha when SpongeBob found that pencil
Who knew such terror could come from a writing utensil?
Nicolas Carr: When Mr. Krabs falls in love, he spends too much
Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield: But who could spare any expense for a beaut like Mrs. Puff?
It's SpongeBob history
SpongeBob history
SpongeBob history song
It's SpongeBob's history
SpongeBob's history
Won't you sing along?
Ah-ooh...
Sage Guyton: SpongeBob forgot to feed his snail and much to his dismay
By the time he remembered Gary ran away
Nicolas Carr: And when SpongeBob and Squidward became extra close
SquidBob TentaclePants, man, that's gross
Sage Guyton: When his friends need to crash, SpongeBob's happy to host
Unless it's the Flying Dutchman, a screaming pirate ghost
Nicolas Carr: After touching some goop, SpongeBob got real sick
And so did half of Bikini Bottom, oh, well, that's ick
Sage Guyton: When love's in the air, sea critters go batty
Especially when they've fallen for a perfect Krabby Patty
Then the gang went to Atlantis just to see a bubble
They took a picture and it popped, uh-oh, that's trouble
Nicolas Carr: Curious about SpongeBob's ancestors? Well you're in luck
Cause there once was a hayseed and his name was Buck
Sage Guyton: Then SpongeBob took a big old lump to the head
He couldn't remember his name and he couldn't remember his friends
Nicolas Carr: He moved away from home and forgot where he belonged
Nicolas Carr, Sage Guyton & Jeremy Wakefield: Maybe SpongeBob SquarePants should've listened to this song
It's SpongeBob history
SpongeBob history
SpongeBob history song
It's SpongeBob history
SpongeBob history
SpongeBob history song!

Demo[]

SpongeBob_Music-_SpongeBob_History_Song_(demo)

SpongeBob Music- SpongeBob History Song (demo)

Trivia[]

  • Although it is meant to based on the first 100 episodes of SpongeBob, not all of the episodes are referenced. The song itself does not reference any season 3 episodes except for "Party Pooper Pants," but scenes from other episodes from that season appear as footage.
  • There is an unused version reffered to as the "Goku Version"


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