Ahoy, fair lass, it be the line to get into the Salty Spitoon — the roughest, toughest sailor club ever to be built under the seven seas. Only the baddest of the bad can get in.
Popeye Fish telling Sandy about The Salty Spitoon, "No Weenies Allowed"

The Salty Spitoon is a restaurant/bar for tough fish. It is believed to be stricter and tougher than other sailor clubs, and only the toughest of creatures are granted entrance. It appears in and is a major plot point of the episode "No Weenies Allowed," and also appears in the video games SpongeBob's Truth or Square and The Yellow Avenger.



The Salty Spitoon is a light blue building with a purple roof that has a lime green sign atop that reads the place's name in black text. Said sign is held together by two bamboo sticks. There is also an indigo and red chimney on the right side of the building. It is said that this location was inspired by the DK Crew. Lastly, it has wooden sliding doors. Because the inside of the bar is never seen, it is unknown what the interior looks like.

Its location is near Goo Lagoon and is across the street from Weenie Hut Jr's and Super Weenie Hut Jr's. Outside, there is a bouncer named Reg, who determines whether or not a person is tough enough to enter. If they are tough enough, they are allowed to pass and if they are not tough enough, they are asked to leave.

Role in series

"No Weenies Allowed

The Salty Spitoon is first seen in the episode "No Weenies Allowed," in which SpongeBob is intrigued to gain entrace due to Sandy being granted it. However, Reg does not believe him to be tough enough. SpongeBob tries to prove him wrong many times, such as opening a bottle of ketchup, but none of these attempts work. He also tries gaining entrance through disguise, in that he puts on a clown wig and poses as one of a tough fish's tattoos.

However, after SpongeBob stages a fake fight with Patrick to make it look like like the former won without even touching the latter, SpongeBob is finally granted access. However, he is afterwards sent to the hospital and then Weenie Hut General due to slipping on an ice cube on his way in.

Role in Battle for Bikini Bottom

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Role in The Yellow Avenger

The Salty Spitoon also appears in the Restaurant District area in the video game The Yellow Avenger. In the game, the player cannot enter it because it's sceney.

Role in SpongeBob's Truth or Square

The Salty Spitoon appears in the video game SpongeBob's Truth or Square as the location of where the player fights the Robo-Patrick boss.

Associated characters

  • Reg: Employee, Bouncer
  • Thrown fish: It is unknown how he got in. He was thrown out of a window.
  • Tough green fish: Unknown
  • Popeye Fish: Ate a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk. This phrase has become a popular Internet meme where people replace this with something else for comedic effect.
  • Sandy: Ripped off Reg's "MOM" tattoo, and turned it upside down, reading "WOW," then says "Got anymore tattoos?" before Reg lets her in.
  • Tough fish #2: Knows Reg.
  • Drifter: Impersonating SpongeBob.
  • Tough fish #3: Can make his seahorse tattoo dance. SpongeBob pretends to be a tattoo on his other arm to try to get in.
  • Tough fish #4: Brawling during an argument with Tough fish #5. Knows Reg.
  • Tough fish #5: Brawling with Tough Fish #4 during an argument.
  • Tough fish #6: Making fun of SpongeBob without speaking.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: In order to get in, he stages a fight with Patrick that makes it look like SpongeBob won without even touching him. Because of this, SpongeBob is allowed inside, but slips on an ice cube, causing him to go to the hospital, and later Weenie Hut General.


  • In the Sea Stories DVD description of "No Weenies Allowed," this place is mistakenly called "Salty Saloon."
Locations (VE)


Bikini BottomRock BottomNew Kelp CityAtlantis

Bikini Bottom Areas

Goo LagoonJellyfish FieldsKelp ForestDead Eye Gulch

Bikini Bottom Residence

120 Conch Street122 Conch Street124 Conch StreetSandy's treedome3451 Anchor WayMrs. Puff's houseBetsy Krabs' houseGrandma SquarePants' house

Bikini Bottom Establishments

Barg'N-MartChum BucketKrusty KrabMermalairMrs. Puff's Boating SchoolBikini Bottom MallGoofy Goober's Ice Cream Party BoatHatsReef CinemaBikini Bottom JailBikini Bottom High SchoolBikini Bottom HospitalGymThe Salty SpitoonAdult Learning CenterBottom of the Hill Community