Ahoy, fair lass, it be the line to get into the Salty Spitoon — the roughest, toughest sailor club ever to be built under the seven seas. Only the baddest of the bad can get in.
Popeye Fish telling Sandy about The Salty Spitoon, "No Weenies Allowed"

The Salty Spitoon is a restaurant/bar for tough fish. It is believed to be stricter and tougher than other sailor clubs.



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The Salty Spitoon was first featured in the episode "No Weenies Allowed." Its location is near Goo Lagoon and is across the street from Weenie Hut Jr's and Super Weenie Hut Jr's. Outside, there is a bouncer named Reg who determines whether or not a fish is tough enough to enter. If a fish is tough enough, they are allowed to pass. The Salty Spitoon also appears in the Restaurant District area in the video game The Yellow Avenger. In the game, the player cannot enter it because it's sceney. The Salty Spitoon appears in the video game SpongeBob's Truth or Square as the location of where the player fights the Robo-Patrick boss.

Associated characters

  • Reg: Employee, Bouncer
  • Thrown fish: It is unknown how he got in. He was thrown out of a window.
  • Tough Green Fish: Unknown.
  • Popeye Fish: Ate a bowl of nails without any milk. This phrase has become a popular Internet meme where people replace this with something else for comedic effect.
  • Sandy: Ripped off Reg's "MOM" tattoo, and turned it upside down, reading "WOW" then says "Got anymore tattoos?" before Reg lets her in.
  • Tough Fish #2: Knows Reg.
  • Drifter: Impersonating SpongeBob.
  • Tough Fish #3: Can make his sea horse tattoo dance. SpongeBob pretends to be a tattoo on his other arm to try to get in.
  • Tough Fish #4: Brawling during an argument with Tough Fish #5. Knows Reg.
  • Tough Fish #5: Brawling with Tough Fish #4 during an argument.
  • Tough Fish #6: Making fun of SpongeBob without speaking.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: In order to get in, he stages a fight with Patrick that makes it look like SpongeBob won without even touching him. Because of this, SpongeBob gets inside, but slips on an ice cube causing him to go to the Bikini Bottom Hospital, and later Weenie Hut General.


  • In the Sea Stories DVD description of "No Weenies Allowed," this place is mistakenly called "Salty Saloon."
Locations (VE)


Bikini BottomRock BottomNew Kelp CityAtlantis

Bikini Bottom Areas

Goo LagoonJellyfish FieldsKelp ForestDead Eye Gulch

Bikini Bottom Residence

120 Conch Street122 Conch Street124 Conch StreetSandy's Treedome3451 Anchor WayMrs. Puff's HouseMama Krabs' HouseGrandma SquarePants' House

Bikini Bottom Establishments

Barg'N-MartChum BucketKrusty KrabMermalairMrs. Puff's Boating SchoolBikini Bottom MallGoofy Goober's Ice Cream Party BoatHatsReef CinemaBikini Bottom JailBikini Bottom High SchoolBikini Bottom HospitalGymThe Salty SpitoonAdult Learning CenterBottom of the Hill Community

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