The Real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie is a 2005 motion picture film directed by SpongeBob SquarePants which appeared in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture". The film stars Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy as themselves. It was then premiered at The Krusty Krab. The rest of the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Fan Club members came because the other movie was sold out. The movie turned out to be a complete success, to the cast of the movie, at least.
The movie takes place at Fort Lox, home to over 5 billion Krabby Patties. Kelp Thing plans to steal all the patties, but Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy try to stop him, because it is forbidden. Kelp Thing also tells them that they won't defeat him this time and the fight begins. This movie includes Sandy Cheeks as a double stunt for Mermaid Man, and karate chops Kelp Thing away. Then, Mermaid Man says that Kelp Thing may not win the Krabby Patties, but the battle rages on. The movie ends with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy showing up their rings and Mermaid Man saying "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, unite!" and they put their rings together.
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◾Narrator: [movie starts with him as SpongeBob on-screen, playing with a toy car near a box-made fort with the word "LOX" on it] Fort Lox: home to over five billion Krabby Patties. [scene cuts to the patty vault] What evil mastermind would dare infiltrate this fortified fort and make off with its treasure? [he actually says "treeasure". The patty vault is opened and a piece of kelp on strings comes down]
◾Kelp-Thing: It is I, Kelp-Thing! I must do what I do! [is stopped by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.]
◾Mermaid Man: [on-screen] Stop! You can't do that, it is forbidden.
◾Kelp-Thing: [angered] Well, watch me!
◾Mermaid Man: Prepare to feel my wrath, you foul villain. [Mermaid Man is about to fight when Sandy pops out as a stunt double]
◾Sandy: Have it! [she fights Kelp Thing by karate chopping him. Then Mermaid Man shows up on screen again]
◾Mermaid Man: You may have won the Krabby Patties, but the battle rages on. [real crabs are fighting] Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, unite! [both put rings together. Then 'FIN' appears on-screen]
◾[end of transcript]
Mermaid Man as Himself
Barnacle Boy as Himself
Sandy Cheeks as Mermaid Man's Stunt Double
- Directors: SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star
- Producers: SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star
- Writers: SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star
- Cinematographer: Patrick Star
- Boom (Explosion) Operator: Sandy Cheeks
- Boom Operator: Sheldon J. Plankton
- Make-up Artist: Squidward Tentacles
- Caterer: Eugene H. Krabs
The movie got negative reception from the fans although the cast and crew enjoyed it very much.
- Kelp Thing is the main antagonist in the movie, however it is unknown if he would be the villain in the official profit theatrical Drippy Brothers. Studios' film, but it is likely he would've made an appearance.
- It is unknown who won in the battle, because Kelp Thing is still getting the Patties, and it ends after the superheroes put their rings together.
- The transcript of the movie is the fixed one with no skips. However, in the real episode, the movie included skips, like when they skipped Mermaid Man's "It is".