This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Truth or Square short "The Outfit," which aired on December 8, 2009.
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Help me pick out an outfit for the party, Gary Bear.
- Gary: Meow. [clattering, SpongeBob yodeling] Meow.
- SpongeBob: Too much, huh? [clattering, Tarzan yell]
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Too little? Yeah, little bit drafty, too. [clattering]
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Oh, Gary. You are a real stickler for authenticity. [he then returns to normal] Ta-dah!
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: You're right, Gary. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
- Gary: Meow.