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Template:BTranscript (Patrick is tiptoeing and giggling like a little girl. He hops on top of a barrel of toxic waste, and falls off. Patrick is looking at the rubber stopper of one of the barrels)

Patrick: Look! Another rubber stopper, for my rubber stopper collection!

(Patrick pulls out stopper and runs off. Toxic waste spills out over a grove of barnacles. Later, Patrick is holding a snowglobe.)

Patrick: It's a little land that's all mine!

(Patrick turns it upside down and back.)

Patrick: Now it's snowing in my little land!

(Patrick turns it upside down and back again.)

Patrick: It's snowing again!

(Patrick laughs and puts down snowglobe, before laughing and clapping his hands. Heavy footsteps shake the ground. Purple sludge drenches Patrick.)

Patrick: Hey! My little land must be having an earthquake!

(Zooms out to reveal a hideous, purple monster standing over Patrick.)

Monster: Hreeeaaaarrrrg!

Patrick: Must have been an aftershock!

(Monster grabs snowglobe and roars)

Monster: Blleeeeeaaaiiirgh!

Patrick: Hey! No wonder you're angry! Ya just gotta turn it upside down, see?

(Monster turns snowglobe upside down and back, then laughs with Patrick)

Patrick and Monster: Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah!

Timecard: Much, much later.

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