Template:BTranscript (Patrick is tiptoeing and giggling like a little girl. He hops on top of a barrel of toxic waste, and falls off. Patrick is looking at the rubber stopper of one of the barrels)
Patrick: Look! Another rubber stopper, for my rubber stopper collection!
(Patrick pulls out stopper and runs off. Toxic waste spills out over a grove of barnacles. Later, patrick is holding a snowglobe.)
Patrick: It's a little land that's all mine!
(Patrick turns it upside down and back.)
Patrick: Now it's snowing in my little land!
(Patrick turns it upside down and back again.)
Patrick: It's snowing again!
(Patrick laughs and puts down snowglobe, before laughing and clapping his hands. Heavy footsteps shake the ground. Purple sludge drenches Patrick.)
Patrick: Hey! My little land must be having an earthquake!
(Zooms out to reveal a hideous, purple monster standing over Patrick.)
Monster: Hreeeaaaarrrrg!
Patrick: Must have been an aftershock!
(Monster grabs snowglobe and roars)
Monster: Blleeeeeaaaiiirgh!
Patrick: Hey! No wonder you're angry! Ya just gotta turn it upside down, see?
(Monster turns snowglobe upside down and back, then laughs with Patrick)
Patrick and monster: Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah!
Timecard: Much, much later.