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The Marriage of SpongeBob was a play held at the Recreation Center. It featured SpongeBob pretending to get married to Sandy. It appeared in "Truth or Square." The promos for the special episode advertized the marriage as a real marriage, which shocked many fans.
- Wedding Officiant: Friends, we have gathered here today to join these two hearts in the bonds of love. SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife?
- SpongeBob: I do.
- Wedding Officiant: And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband?
- Sandy: And how!
- Wedding Officiant: Well, then, I now pronounce you sponge and squirrel. You may kiss the bride.