- Voices: SpongeBob!
Took the spatula from the stone
As just a lad
What a special gift he had [people cheering and whistling]
Wielding gallantly while fighting evil [throws spatula at dragon which makes the dragon cry]
With a cool hairdo
And nice abs, too
- He had a vision one night of a krabby patty
And took a bite
Feeling it's delight
Realized his destiny
And knew that he
Must cook with thee
- A secret recipe
Was used to prepare
One million Krabby Patties he wanted to share
With every single fish in the entire sea
- SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
Quite a legend was he!
- [in Krusty Krab]
- Squidward: Two Krabby Patties, no pickles.
- SpongeBob: Huh? Oh, yea verily, Squidward.