The Land of Perpetual Excitement is a book that Patrick reads to SpongeBob, but only in the episode "InSPONGEiac."
Appearance
The Land of Perpetual Excitement, is a purple book, with a very crazy looking fish on the cover, with the name written in large blue font.
History
SpongeBob had been trying to go to sleep, Patrick pulled the book off of his dusty book shelf, and began reading the book to SpongeBob. The book starts slow, and helped SpongeBob start to fall asleep. Patrick continued reading, and the book became faster-paced, until SpongeBob was fully awake again. SpongeBob wondered how this could not help him sleep, and Patrick read the title to SpongeBob, "The Land of Perpetual Excitement." Patrick said, "It's a get out of bed story."
Story
Once upon a time there was a sleepy little boy. And the sleepy boy was the sleepiest boy in all the kingdom. And one night he nestled in the bed for a long slumber. And Sir Cecil, The sea sleep king sprinkled him with mystical sleepy dust. He couldn't have been cozier. When, without warning, an exitable sea troll bursted through the window. "Wakey wakey sleepy doo!" He bellowed. Then suddenly he was whisked away by eagle-winged mollusks into the night skyyyy!
Trivia
- Despite Patrick not being able to read in other episodes (Example:"Tunnel of Glove"), he was fully able to read to SpongeBob. Maybe he got this skill from the book How To Read.
- According to Patrick, it's a "get out of bed" story.