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− | |title = The Inside Job |
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− | |next = Greasy Buffoons |
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− | |titlecard = The Inside Job.jpg |
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− | |season = 7 |
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− | |episode = 129b |
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− | |airdate = [[July 19]], [[2009]] |
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− | |seasonname = seven |
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− | {{L|''[surf guitar music]''}} |
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{{L|''[the screen displays a hamster running in exercise wheel with carnival music]''}} |
{{L|''[the screen displays a hamster running in exercise wheel with carnival music]''}} |
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{{L|Plankton|Eh, that's the life.}} |
{{L|Plankton|Eh, that's the life.}} |
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{{L|Karen|Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah. If you'd take my advice, the Krabby Patty recipe would be yours.}} |
{{L|Karen|Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah. If you'd take my advice, the Krabby Patty recipe would be yours.}} |
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{{L|Plankton|You? You're just a computer. I'm the evil genius around here.}} |
{{L|Plankton|You? You're just a computer. I'm the evil genius around here.}} |
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− | {{L|Man|''[door bangs open]'' This is it, son, |
+ | {{L|Man|''[door bangs open]'' This is it, son, The Chum Bucket.}} |
{{L|Plankton|Looks like this failure has a customer. Hello. Are you lost?}} |
{{L|Plankton|Looks like this failure has a customer. Hello. Are you lost?}} |
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{{L|Man|No, we're not lost. I promised my boy I'd take him to the Chum Bucket today.}} |
{{L|Man|No, we're not lost. I promised my boy I'd take him to the Chum Bucket today.}} |
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{{L|Plankton|Your tour?}} |
{{L|Plankton|Your tour?}} |
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{{L|Man|That's right. We're visiting the most disgusting places in bikini bottom. And so far, you're number one. Farewell, you filthy little fella. ''[the two leave]''}} |
{{L|Man|That's right. We're visiting the most disgusting places in bikini bottom. And so far, you're number one. Farewell, you filthy little fella. ''[the two leave]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Man|So What do ya say we try the city dump next?}} |
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+ | {{L|Kid|Oh, boy.}} |
+ | {{L|Plankton|Groan}} |
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{{L|Karen|So how'd it go?}} |
{{L|Karen|So how'd it go?}} |
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{{L|Plankton|You're right. I'm such a failure.}} |
{{L|Plankton|You're right. I'm such a failure.}} |
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− | {{L|Karen| |
+ | {{L|Karen|So, do you give up?}} |
− | {{L|Plankton|Yes. |
+ | {{L|Plankton|Yes.}} |
+ | {{L|Karen|You'll do what I tell you now?}} |
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{{L|Plankton|Right. Why didn't I think of that before?}} |
{{L|Plankton|Right. Why didn't I think of that before?}} |
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{{L|Karen|With my mind connector, you'll be able to read Krabs' mind, transferring the recipe directly into your teeny, tiny, little brain.}} |
{{L|Karen|With my mind connector, you'll be able to read Krabs' mind, transferring the recipe directly into your teeny, tiny, little brain.}} |
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{{L|''[Doors burst open]''}} |
{{L|''[Doors burst open]''}} |
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{{L|Karen|Prepare for launch. Target in range. Launch sequence initiated.}} |
{{L|Karen|Prepare for launch. Target in range. Launch sequence initiated.}} |
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+ | {{L|Plankton|No! Wait!}} |
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− | {{L|Plankton| |
+ | {{L|Plankton|There he is! ''[launches him to Mr. Krabs, but Squidward is carrying a garbage bag]'' Get out of the way! This is it! ''[Patrick walks at outside]'' Move it! Ha, ha! You're mine!}} |
{{L|''[It is SpongeBob that was holding a cardboard cutout of Mr. Krabs]''}} |
{{L|''[It is SpongeBob that was holding a cardboard cutout of Mr. Krabs]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where do you want this life-size cutout of you, Mr. Krabs?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where do you want this life-size cutout of you, Mr. Krabs?}} |
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− | {{L|Plankton|No! ''[gets inside SpongeBob]'' |
+ | {{L|Plankton|No! ''[gets inside SpongeBob and screams]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[offscreen]'' I told ya to stop playing with that thing and get back to work.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[offscreen]'' I told ya to stop playing with that thing and get back to work.}} |
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{{L|Plankton|Ugh. great.}} |
{{L|Plankton|Ugh. great.}} |
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{{L|Karen|''[antenna comes out]'' Plankton, what happened?}} |
{{L|Karen|''[antenna comes out]'' Plankton, what happened?}} |
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{{L|Plankton|Thanks to your brilliant aim, honey, I'm stuck inside that fool of a fry cook.}} |
{{L|Plankton|Thanks to your brilliant aim, honey, I'm stuck inside that fool of a fry cook.}} |
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− | {{L|Karen|Well,honey, you'll just have to change plans.}} |
+ | {{L|Karen|Well,honey, you'll just have to change plans. Plug into his Eyes to See what's Going On Outside.}} |
− | {{L|''[Plankton |
+ | {{L|''[Plankton unplugs SpongeBob's eye plugs]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[his eyes go completely black as a bulb]'' Hey, Squidward, |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[his eyes go completely black as a bulb]'' Hey, Squidward, we blew a fuse!}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|I'm gonna blow a fuse if you don't get that order up.}} |
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− | {{L|Plankton| |
+ | {{L|Plankton|''[plugs himself with SpongeBob eye plugs, his eye glow in the dark]'' It worked! I can see everything SpongeBob sees.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, can somebody hit the lights?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, can somebody hit the lights?}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward| |
+ | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, where's the Krabby Patty for order 17?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward, is that you? Oh, it's so dark in here. I can't see a thing.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward, is that you? Oh, it's so dark in here. I can't see a thing.}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Can you just get the krabby patty?}} |
{{L|Squidward|Can you just get the krabby patty?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing Squidward. One Krabby Patty coming up!}} |
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+ | {{L|Plankton|Oh Boy! He's gonna make a Krabby Patty in front Of my eyes!}} |
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{{L|Plankton|Heh, heh, special sauce. Wait, soap is the special sauce?}} |
{{L|Plankton|Heh, heh, special sauce. Wait, soap is the special sauce?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Then you grab yourself some lettuce. ''[takes out strings from the mop]'' And |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Then you grab yourself some lettuce. ''[takes out strings from the mop]'' And voilà! One perfect Krabby Patty! ''I only wish I could see how beautiful it looks. Number 17, your patty is ready. ''Whoa. Watch your step, Squidward. It is pitch black out here.}} |
− | {{L|Squidward| |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Don't know, don't want to.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[he pulls a customer's face and then searches in his mouth]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Order 17.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Order number 17. Order number 17? Order 17? Order 17.}} |
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+ | {{L|Plankton|That's it! I'm going somewhere else. [plugs back SpongeBob's eye plugs] ''Where are those ear drums? [SpongeBob's eyes turn back on]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, the lights are back on. ''[SpongeBob screams as he saw the "Krabby Patty" that he just made.]'' Mr. Krabs! Help me, Mr. Krabs. I've forgotten how to make Krabby Patties. Please tell me the secret recipe again.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, the lights are back on. ''[SpongeBob screams as he saw the "Krabby Patty" that he just made.]'' Mr. Krabs! Help me, Mr. Krabs. I've forgotten how to make Krabby Patties. Please tell me the secret recipe again.}} |
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− | {{L|Plankton|Your Krab - that's it! I'm trying something else. ''[he climbs up the SpongeBob's ear drums]'' Where are those eardrums? Finally, the ear drum. Whew. Now, I'll just unplug this thing.}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Need a little refresher, eh? Okay, boy. I'll run through the Krabby Patty formula one more time.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Need a little refresher, eh? Okay, boy. I'll run through the Krabby Patty formula one more time.}} |
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{{L|''[Plankton unplugs the ear plugs, turning it to silent]''}} |
{{L|''[Plankton unplugs the ear plugs, turning it to silent]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|I said, could you speak a little louder, please?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I said, could you speak a little louder, please?}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|The secret to the Krabby Patty formula-}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The secret to the Krabby Patty formula-}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|What?}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs| |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold on.}} |
+ | {{L|Plankton|Here it comes.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[into a megaphone]'' THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...!}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Is this thing loud enough? Oh, sure, I can hear you fine now. What was the question again?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Is this thing loud enough? Oh, sure, I can hear you fine now. What was the question again?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, it, uh-- you know, I don't remember. Me neither. So we good?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, it, uh-- you know, I don't remember. Me neither. So we good?}} |
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{{L|Mr Krabs|Yeah. Get out!}} |
{{L|Mr Krabs|Yeah. Get out!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay!}} |
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{{L|Plankton|Enough with these petty carnal senses. If I'm going to get the Krabby Patty recipe, the brain! ''[he laughs evilly]'' Honk! ''[laughs evilly]'' Ugh! ''[he acts like SpongeBob]'' Hi, friend. ''[he gasps as he saw "Superficial Greetings" on the brain]'' Superficial Greetings? What kind of idiot-- ''[sees the parts of the brain]'' Personal Opinions? Knock-knock Jokes? No, no, no, no! This is all useless! I'm gonna have to go in deeper. ''[he gets inside the brain house]'' Ugh. ''[he was in the brain version of the living room]'' Where am I?}} |
{{L|Plankton|Enough with these petty carnal senses. If I'm going to get the Krabby Patty recipe, the brain! ''[he laughs evilly]'' Honk! ''[laughs evilly]'' Ugh! ''[he acts like SpongeBob]'' Hi, friend. ''[he gasps as he saw "Superficial Greetings" on the brain]'' Superficial Greetings? What kind of idiot-- ''[sees the parts of the brain]'' Personal Opinions? Knock-knock Jokes? No, no, no, no! This is all useless! I'm gonna have to go in deeper. ''[he gets inside the brain house]'' Ugh. ''[he was in the brain version of the living room]'' Where am I?}} |
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{{L|Brain Gary|Meow, meow, meow! ''[it slides around it]''}} |
{{L|Brain Gary|Meow, meow, meow! ''[it slides around it]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, well. Never mind. ''[Karen's hand opens the door, and removes Plankton from Patrick]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Oh, well. Never mind. ''[Karen's hand opens the door, and removes Plankton from Patrick]''}} |
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{{L|Karen|Well, where's the recipe?}} |
{{L|Karen|Well, where's the recipe?}} |
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+ | {{L|Plankton|The What?}} |
{{L|Karen|I knew you'd louse this up.}} |
{{L|Karen|I knew you'd louse this up.}} |
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{{L|Plankton|Louse what up?}} |
{{L|Plankton|Louse what up?}} |
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[[Category:Episode transcripts]] |
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Revision as of 04:57, 24 July 2015
Template:EpisodeTr/129b
- [the screen displays a hamster running in exercise wheel with carnival music]
- Plankton: Eh, that's the life.
- Karen: [screen changes to herself] Plankton!
- Plankton: Hey, I was watching that!
- Karen: And I'm tired of watching you sit around all day. Admit it, the Chum Bucket is a total failure.
- Plankton: It is not! Business is just slow.
- Karen: Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah. If you'd take my advice, the Krabby Patty recipe would be yours.
- Plankton: You? You're just a computer. I'm the evil genius around here.
- Man: [door bangs open] This is it, son, The Chum Bucket.
- Plankton: Looks like this failure has a customer. Hello. Are you lost?
- Man: No, we're not lost. I promised my boy I'd take him to the Chum Bucket today.
- Plankton: Really?
- Man: Wow, look at that order window! It's completely covered in grime and filth.
- Kid: Cool.
- Man: [he smells it] Smell that air!
- Kid: It makes me want to hurl.
- Man: I think the Chum Bucket is the high point of our tour.
- Plankton: Your tour?
- Man: That's right. We're visiting the most disgusting places in bikini bottom. And so far, you're number one. Farewell, you filthy little fella. [the two leave]
- Man: So What do ya say we try the city dump next?
- Kid: Oh, boy.
- Plankton: Groan
- Karen: So how'd it go?
- Plankton: You're right. I'm such a failure.
- Karen: So, do you give up?
- Plankton: Yes.
- Karen: You'll do what I tell you now?
- Plankton: Yes.
- Karen: Here's all you have to do. You want the patty recipe, then go to the man who wrote it, Eugene Krabs.
- Plankton: Right. Why didn't I think of that before?
- Karen: With my mind connector, you'll be able to read Krabs' mind, transferring the recipe directly into your teeny, tiny, little brain.
- Plankton: Wow, that's a pretty good idea. Whoa! Um, Karen? Whoa!
- Karen: Hold still.
- Plankton: Mmph!
- Karen: You'll need this. [puts a smaller tool with plungers attached at the end]
- Plankton: And just how am I supposed to attach it to Krabs' brain?
- Karen: Leave that to me, hon.
- [Doors burst open]
- Karen: Prepare for launch. Target in range. Launch sequence initiated.
- Plankton: No! Wait!
- Plankton: There he is! [launches him to Mr. Krabs, but Squidward is carrying a garbage bag] Get out of the way! This is it! [Patrick walks at outside] Move it! Ha, ha! You're mine!
- [It is SpongeBob that was holding a cardboard cutout of Mr. Krabs]
- SpongeBob: Hey, where do you want this life-size cutout of you, Mr. Krabs?
- Plankton: No! [gets inside SpongeBob and screams]
- Mr. Krabs: [offscreen] I told ya to stop playing with that thing and get back to work.
- Plankton: Ugh. great.
- Karen: [antenna comes out] Plankton, what happened?
- Plankton: Thanks to your brilliant aim, honey, I'm stuck inside that fool of a fry cook.
- Karen: Well,honey, you'll just have to change plans. Plug into his Eyes to See what's Going On Outside.
- [Plankton unplugs SpongeBob's eye plugs]
- SpongeBob: Huh? [his eyes go completely black as a bulb] Hey, Squidward, we blew a fuse!
- Squidward: I'm gonna blow a fuse if you don't get that order up.
- Plankton: [plugs himself with SpongeBob eye plugs, his eye glow in the dark] It worked! I can see everything SpongeBob sees.
- SpongeBob: Hey, can somebody hit the lights?
- Squidward: SpongeBob, where's the Krabby Patty for order 17?
- SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, is that you? Oh, it's so dark in here. I can't see a thing.
- Squidward: Can you just get the krabby patty?
- SpongeBob: Sure thing Squidward. One Krabby Patty coming up!
- Plankton: Oh Boy! He's gonna make a Krabby Patty in front Of my eyes!
- SpongeBob: [makes a different Krabby Patty, he uses the two pink sponges, aluminium] Oh, nuh-uh. Nuh, no. Ah, there you are, patty! Add one fluffy bun like so and a squirt of special sauce [uses the soap into the "Krabby Patty"].
- Plankton: Heh, heh, special sauce. Wait, soap is the special sauce?
- SpongeBob: Then you grab yourself some lettuce. [takes out strings from the mop] And voilà! One perfect Krabby Patty! I only wish I could see how beautiful it looks. Number 17, your patty is ready. Whoa. Watch your step, Squidward. It is pitch black out here.
- Squidward: Don't know, don't want to.
- [he pulls a customer's face and then searches in his mouth]
- SpongeBob: Order number 17. Order number 17? Order 17? Order 17.
- Plankton: That's it! I'm going somewhere else. [plugs back SpongeBob's eye plugs] Where are those ear drums? [SpongeBob's eyes turn back on]
- SpongeBob: Hey, the lights are back on. [SpongeBob screams as he saw the "Krabby Patty" that he just made.] Mr. Krabs! Help me, Mr. Krabs. I've forgotten how to make Krabby Patties. Please tell me the secret recipe again.
- Mr. Krabs: Need a little refresher, eh? Okay, boy. I'll run through the Krabby Patty formula one more time.
- [Plankton unplugs the ear plugs, turning it to silent]
- Plankton: Let me see what I can tune in here. Hmm.
- Mr. Krabs: The secret of the Krabby Patty formula. Jackpot!
- Plankton: Huh?
- SpongeBob: I said, could you speak a little louder, please?
- Mr. Krabs: The secret to the Krabby Patty formula-
- SpongeBob: What?
- Mr. Krabs: Hold on.
- Plankton: Here it comes.
- Mr. Krabs: [into a megaphone] THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...!
- Plankton: [screams as two drums come out, making Plankton becoming deaf. Plankton quickly unplugs the ear drums] Ow! I hate my life!
- Mr. Krabs: Is this thing loud enough? Oh, sure, I can hear you fine now. What was the question again?
- SpongeBob: Oh, it, uh-- you know, I don't remember. Me neither. So we good?
- Mr Krabs: Yeah. Get out!
- SpongeBob: Okay!
- Plankton: Enough with these petty carnal senses. If I'm going to get the Krabby Patty recipe, the brain! [he laughs evilly] Honk! [laughs evilly] Ugh! [he acts like SpongeBob] Hi, friend. [he gasps as he saw "Superficial Greetings" on the brain] Superficial Greetings? What kind of idiot-- [sees the parts of the brain] Personal Opinions? Knock-knock Jokes? No, no, no, no! This is all useless! I'm gonna have to go in deeper. [he gets inside the brain house] Ugh. [he was in the brain version of the living room] Where am I?
- Brain Gary: Meow, meow, meow! [it slides around it]
- Plankton: Ew. That's disgusting. Now, where do morons keep all their secrets? [he finds in the brain closet, searching in the squarepants, but not found] Nope. [then he finds under the brain bed in the brain bedroom] Doesn't this kid have any secrets Aha! [opens door] The library, where he keeps records of his every thought. All of his deepest, juiciest secrets. [opens the file drawer] [grunting] In convenient alphabetical order. Look at that. "Sounds that make Squidward upset"?
- [he opens the file and hears SpongeBob's laughs.]
- Plankton: "Patrick's favorite places to be scratched"?
- Squidward: What are you doing? [SpongeBob is scratching Squidward's back]
- SpongeBob: Uh, uh, scratching!
- Plankton: Aagh, all of these secrets are lame! Wait a minute. What's this? [picks up a pink paper that says "Krabby Patty Recipe"] The secret recipe isn't in the brain? It's located in the heart. How cheesy. [Plankton slides down SpongeBob's spines and he lands to the heart] Ugh. Uh. [Plugs to the heart] The Krabby Patty recipe. Yes, yes, yes! Here it is! [his lips are licking] My mouth is watering. [cut to SpongeBob's tongue being cleaned] My taste buds are tingling. Mm, mm. oh, yeah. It feels so good. I can feel it all the way to my finger....stumps. All of the ingredients coming together in perfect harmony. And it's all mine! [he laughs evilly] Hwuh. Okay, that was weird. Like I was saying, the Krabby Patty recipe is the delicious sole property of the Krusty Krab. Hwuh. What's happening to me? [he gasps] It's all warm and --- [Plankton's body is transforming, sponge emerges out on him, grows eyelashes, his eye rolled to SpongeBob, and his teeth shatters, grows buckteeth.] It's beautiful! [he laughs] All of the delicious ingredients living in perfect harmony.
- Karen: You got the recipe?
- Plankton: I sure did.
- Karen: Well, what are you waiting for? Bring it back to the Chum Bucket.
- Plankton: Karen, wouldn't that be stealing?
- Karen: What? Stealing?
- Plankton: The Krabby Patty recipe is the delicious sole property of the Krusty Krab.
- Karen: Oh, brother. [she presses a button, Plankton is emerging out of SpongeBob's nostril]
- Patrick: Hey, everybody! Wait, that's not what I wanted to say. Now, what was it?
- [Plankton lands on Patrick's forehead, begins to transform, his hand changes to a starfish, eyelashes fall, his eye roll to Patrick buckteeth shatters and grows a tooth] Huh? [he sighs, Plankton's body turn pink]
- Patrick: Oh, well. Never mind. [Karen's hand opens the door, and removes Plankton from Patrick]
- Karen: Well, where's the recipe?
- Plankton: The What?
- Karen: I knew you'd louse this up.
- Plankton: Louse what up?