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|title = The Inside Job
 
|titlecard = The Inside Job.jpg
 
|seasonnumber = 7
 
|episodenumber = 129b
 
|airdate = [[July 19]], [[2009]]
 
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{{L|''[the screen displays a hamster running in exercise wheel with carnival music]''}}
 
{{L|''[the screen displays a hamster running in exercise wheel with carnival music]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Eh, that's the life.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Eh, that's the life.}}
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{{L|Karen|Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah. If you'd take my advice, the Krabby Patty recipe would be yours.}}
 
{{L|Karen|Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah. If you'd take my advice, the Krabby Patty recipe would be yours.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|You? You're just a computer. I'm the evil genius around here.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|You? You're just a computer. I'm the evil genius around here.}}
{{L|Man|''[door bangs open]'' This is it, son, the chum bucket.}}
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{{L|Man|''[door bangs open]'' This is it, son, The Chum Bucket.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Looks like this failure has a customer. Hello. Are you lost?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Looks like this failure has a customer. Hello. Are you lost?}}
 
{{L|Man|No, we're not lost. I promised my boy I'd take him to the Chum Bucket today.}}
 
{{L|Man|No, we're not lost. I promised my boy I'd take him to the Chum Bucket today.}}
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{{L|Man|So What do ya say we try the city dump next?}}
 
{{L|Man|So What do ya say we try the city dump next?}}
 
{{L|Kid|Oh, boy.}}
 
{{L|Kid|Oh, boy.}}
((L|Plankton|Groan}}
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{{L|Plankton|Groan}}
 
{{L|Karen|So how'd it go?}}
 
{{L|Karen|So how'd it go?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|You're right. I'm such a failure.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|You're right. I'm such a failure.}}
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{{L|''[Doors burst open]''}}
 
{{L|''[Doors burst open]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|Prepare for launch. Target in range. Launch sequence initiated.}}
 
{{L|Karen|Prepare for launch. Target in range. Launch sequence initiated.}}
'''Plankton:''' No! Wait!
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{{L|Plankton|No! Wait!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|There he is! ''[launches him to Mr. Krabs, but Squidward is carrying a garbage bag]'' Get out of the way! This is it! ''[Patrick walks at outside]'' Move it! Ha, ha! You're mine!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|There he is! ''[launches him to Mr. Krabs, but Squidward is carrying a garbage bag]'' Get out of the way! This is it! ''[Patrick walks at outside]'' Move it! Ha, ha! You're mine!}}
 
{{L|''[It is SpongeBob that was holding a cardboard cutout of Mr. Krabs]''}}
 
{{L|''[It is SpongeBob that was holding a cardboard cutout of Mr. Krabs]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where do you want this life-size cutout of you, Mr. Krabs?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, where do you want this life-size cutout of you, Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|Plankton|No! ''[gets inside SpongeBob]'' Aah! Oof!}}
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{{L|Plankton|No! ''[gets inside SpongeBob and screams]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[offscreen]'' I told ya to stop playing with that thing and get back to work.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[offscreen]'' I told ya to stop playing with that thing and get back to work.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Ugh. great.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Ugh. great.}}
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{{L|Karen|Well,honey, you'll just have to change plans. Plug into his Eyes to See what's Going On Outside.}}
 
{{L|Karen|Well,honey, you'll just have to change plans. Plug into his Eyes to See what's Going On Outside.}}
 
{{L|''[Plankton unplugs SpongeBob's eye plugs]''}}
 
{{L|''[Plankton unplugs SpongeBob's eye plugs]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[his eyes go completely black as a bulb]'' Hey, Squidward,we blew a fuse {{Squidward|''I'm gonna blow a fuse if you don't get that order up.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[his eyes go completely black as a bulb]'' Hey, Squidward, we blew a fuse!}}
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{{L|Squidward|I'm gonna blow a fuse if you don't get that order up.}}
{{L|Plankton|(plugs himself with SpongeBob eye plugs, his eye glow in the dark] ''It Worked! I can see everything SpongeBob sees.}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[plugs himself with SpongeBob eye plugs, his eye glow in the dark]'' It worked! I can see everything SpongeBob sees.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, can somebody hit the lights?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, can somebody hit the lights?}}
{{L|Squidward|Spongebob, where's the Krabby Patty for order 17?}}
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{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, where's the Krabby Patty for order 17?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward, is that you? Oh, it's so dark in here. I can't see a thing.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Squidward, is that you? Oh, it's so dark in here. I can't see a thing.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Can you just get the krabby patty?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Can you just get the krabby patty?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing Squidward. One Krabby Patty coming up!))
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing Squidward. One Krabby Patty coming up!}}
{{L|Plankton|Oh Boy! He's Gonna make a Krabby Patty in Front Of My Eyes!))
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{{L|Plankton|Oh Boy! He's gonna make a Krabby Patty in front Of my eyes!}}
''[makes a different Krabby Patty, he uses the two pink sponges, aluminium]'' Oh, nuh-uh. Nuh, no. Ah, there you are, patty! Add one fluffy bun like so and a squirt of special sauce ''[uses the soap into the "Krabby Patty"]''.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[makes a different Krabby Patty, he uses the two pink sponges, aluminium]'' Oh, nuh-uh. Nuh, no. Ah, there you are, patty! Add one fluffy bun like so and a squirt of special sauce ''[uses the soap into the "Krabby Patty"]''.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Heh, heh, special sauce. Wait, soap is the special sauce?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Heh, heh, special sauce. Wait, soap is the special sauce?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Then you grab yourself some lettuce. ''[takes out strings from the mop]'' And voila! One perfect Krabby Patty!}} ''I only wish I could see how beautiful it looks. Number 17, your patty is ready.}} ''Whoa. Watch your step, Squidward. It is pitch black out here. Don't know, don't want to. ''[he pulls a customer's face and then searches in his mouth]'' Order number 17. Order number 17? Order 17? Order 17.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Then you grab yourself some lettuce. ''[takes out strings from the mop]'' And voilà! One perfect Krabby Patty! ''I only wish I could see how beautiful it looks. Number 17, your patty is ready. ''Whoa. Watch your step, Squidward. It is pitch black out here.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Don't know, don't want to.}}
{{L|Plankton|That,s It,I,m Going Somewhere Else. [plugs back SpongeBob's eye plugs] ''Where are those Ear Drums? [SpongeBob's eyes turn back on]''}}
 
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{{L|''[he pulls a customer's face and then searches in his mouth]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Order number 17. Order number 17? Order 17? Order 17.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|That's it! I'm going somewhere else. [plugs back SpongeBob's eye plugs] ''Where are those ear drums? [SpongeBob's eyes turn back on]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, the lights are back on. ''[SpongeBob screams as he saw the "Krabby Patty" that he just made.]'' Mr. Krabs! Help me, Mr. Krabs. I've forgotten how to make Krabby Patties. Please tell me the secret recipe again.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, the lights are back on. ''[SpongeBob screams as he saw the "Krabby Patty" that he just made.]'' Mr. Krabs! Help me, Mr. Krabs. I've forgotten how to make Krabby Patties. Please tell me the secret recipe again.}}
Finally, the ear drum.]]
 
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Need a little refresher, eh? Okay, boy. I'll run through the Krabby Patty formula one more time.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Need a little refresher, eh? Okay, boy. I'll run through the Krabby Patty formula one more time.}}
 
{{L|''[Plankton unplugs the ear plugs, turning it to silent]''}}
 
{{L|''[Plankton unplugs the ear plugs, turning it to silent]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I said, could you speak a little louder, please?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I said, could you speak a little louder, please?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The secret to the Krabby Patty formula-}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The secret to the Krabby Patty formula-}}
{{L|Plankton|What? Hold on. Here it comes.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The secret to the Krabby Patty formula-}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold on.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Here it comes.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[into a megaphone]'' THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[screams as two drums come out, making Plankton becoming deaf. Plankton quickly unplugs the ear drums]'' Ow! I hate my life!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Is this thing loud enough? Oh, sure, I can hear you fine now. What was the question again?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Is this thing loud enough? Oh, sure, I can hear you fine now. What was the question again?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, it, uh-- you know, I don't remember. Me neither. So we good?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, it, uh-- you know, I don't remember. Me neither. So we good?}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Yeah. Get out!}}
 
{{L|Mr Krabs|Yeah. Get out!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay!}}
{{L|Plankton|Aaaah! Dnnh! Uugh! uugh! Woomph. ''[two drums come out, making Plankton becoming deaf]'' Ow! I hate my life!}}
 
 
{{L|Plankton|Enough with these petty carnal senses. If I'm going to get the Krabby Patty recipe, the brain! ''[he laughs evilly]'' Honk! ''[laughs evilly]'' Ugh! ''[he acts like SpongeBob]'' Hi, friend. ''[he gasps as he saw "Superficial Greetings" on the brain]'' Superficial Greetings? What kind of idiot-- ''[sees the parts of the brain]'' Personal Opinions? Knock-knock Jokes? No, no, no, no! This is all useless! I'm gonna have to go in deeper. ''[he gets inside the brain house]'' Ugh. ''[he was in the brain version of the living room]'' Where am I?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Enough with these petty carnal senses. If I'm going to get the Krabby Patty recipe, the brain! ''[he laughs evilly]'' Honk! ''[laughs evilly]'' Ugh! ''[he acts like SpongeBob]'' Hi, friend. ''[he gasps as he saw "Superficial Greetings" on the brain]'' Superficial Greetings? What kind of idiot-- ''[sees the parts of the brain]'' Personal Opinions? Knock-knock Jokes? No, no, no, no! This is all useless! I'm gonna have to go in deeper. ''[he gets inside the brain house]'' Ugh. ''[he was in the brain version of the living room]'' Where am I?}}
 
{{L|Brain Gary|Meow, meow, meow! ''[it slides around it]''}}
 
{{L|Brain Gary|Meow, meow, meow! ''[it slides around it]''}}
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{{L|Karen|I knew you'd louse this up.}}
 
{{L|Karen|I knew you'd louse this up.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Louse what up?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Louse what up?}}
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  • [the screen displays a hamster running in exercise wheel with carnival music]
  • Plankton: Eh, that's the life.
  • Karen: [screen changes to herself] Plankton!
  • Plankton: Hey, I was watching that!
  • Karen: And I'm tired of watching you sit around all day. Admit it, the Chum Bucket is a total failure.
  • Plankton: It is not! Business is just slow.
  • Karen: Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah. If you'd take my advice, the Krabby Patty recipe would be yours.
  • Plankton: You? You're just a computer. I'm the evil genius around here.
  • Man: [door bangs open] This is it, son, The Chum Bucket.
  • Plankton: Looks like this failure has a customer. Hello. Are you lost?
  • Man: No, we're not lost. I promised my boy I'd take him to the Chum Bucket today.
  • Plankton: Really?
  • Man: Wow, look at that order window! It's completely covered in grime and filth.
  • Kid: Cool.
  • Man: [he smells it] Smell that air!
  • Kid: It makes me want to hurl.
  • Man: I think the Chum Bucket is the high point of our tour.
  • Plankton: Your tour?
  • Man: That's right. We're visiting the most disgusting places in bikini bottom. And so far, you're number one. Farewell, you filthy little fella. [the two leave]
  • Man: So What do ya say we try the city dump next?
  • Kid: Oh, boy.
  • Plankton: Groan
  • Karen: So how'd it go?
  • Plankton: You're right. I'm such a failure.
  • Karen: So, do you give up?
  • Plankton: Yes.
  • Karen: You'll do what I tell you now?
  • Plankton: Yes.
  • Karen: Here's all you have to do. You want the patty recipe, then go to the man who wrote it, Eugene Krabs.
  • Plankton: Right. Why didn't I think of that before?
  • Karen: With my mind connector, you'll be able to read Krabs' mind, transferring the recipe directly into your teeny, tiny, little brain.
  • Plankton: Wow, that's a pretty good idea. Whoa! Um, Karen? Whoa!
  • Karen: Hold still.
  • Plankton: Mmph!
  • Karen: You'll need this. [puts a smaller tool with plungers attached at the end]
  • Plankton: And just how am I supposed to attach it to Krabs' brain?
  • Karen: Leave that to me, hon.
  • [Doors burst open]
  • Karen: Prepare for launch. Target in range. Launch sequence initiated.
  • Plankton: No! Wait!
  • Plankton: There he is! [launches him to Mr. Krabs, but Squidward is carrying a garbage bag] Get out of the way! This is it! [Patrick walks at outside] Move it! Ha, ha! You're mine!
  • [It is SpongeBob that was holding a cardboard cutout of Mr. Krabs]
  • SpongeBob: Hey, where do you want this life-size cutout of you, Mr. Krabs?
  • Plankton: No! [gets inside SpongeBob and screams]
  • Mr. Krabs: [offscreen] I told ya to stop playing with that thing and get back to work.
  • Plankton: Ugh. great.
  • Karen: [antenna comes out] Plankton, what happened?
  • Plankton: Thanks to your brilliant aim, honey, I'm stuck inside that fool of a fry cook.
  • Karen: Well,honey, you'll just have to change plans. Plug into his Eyes to See what's Going On Outside.
  • [Plankton unplugs SpongeBob's eye plugs]
  • SpongeBob: Huh? [his eyes go completely black as a bulb] Hey, Squidward, we blew a fuse!
  • Squidward: I'm gonna blow a fuse if you don't get that order up.
  • Plankton: [plugs himself with SpongeBob eye plugs, his eye glow in the dark] It worked! I can see everything SpongeBob sees.
  • SpongeBob: Hey, can somebody hit the lights?
  • Squidward: SpongeBob, where's the Krabby Patty for order 17?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, is that you? Oh, it's so dark in here. I can't see a thing.
  • Squidward: Can you just get the krabby patty?
  • SpongeBob: Sure thing Squidward. One Krabby Patty coming up!
  • Plankton: Oh Boy! He's gonna make a Krabby Patty in front Of my eyes!
  • SpongeBob: [makes a different Krabby Patty, he uses the two pink sponges, aluminium] Oh, nuh-uh. Nuh, no. Ah, there you are, patty! Add one fluffy bun like so and a squirt of special sauce [uses the soap into the "Krabby Patty"].
  • Plankton: Heh, heh, special sauce. Wait, soap is the special sauce?
  • SpongeBob: Then you grab yourself some lettuce. [takes out strings from the mop] And voilà! One perfect Krabby Patty! I only wish I could see how beautiful it looks. Number 17, your patty is ready. Whoa. Watch your step, Squidward. It is pitch black out here.
  • Squidward: Don't know, don't want to.
  • [he pulls a customer's face and then searches in his mouth]
  • SpongeBob: Order number 17. Order number 17? Order 17? Order 17.
  • Plankton: That's it! I'm going somewhere else. [plugs back SpongeBob's eye plugs] Where are those ear drums? [SpongeBob's eyes turn back on]
  • SpongeBob: Hey, the lights are back on. [SpongeBob screams as he saw the "Krabby Patty" that he just made.] Mr. Krabs! Help me, Mr. Krabs. I've forgotten how to make Krabby Patties. Please tell me the secret recipe again.
  • Mr. Krabs: Need a little refresher, eh? Okay, boy. I'll run through the Krabby Patty formula one more time.
  • [Plankton unplugs the ear plugs, turning it to silent]
  • Plankton: Let me see what I can tune in here. Hmm.
  • Mr. Krabs: The secret of the Krabby Patty formula. Jackpot!
  • Plankton: Huh?
  • SpongeBob: I said, could you speak a little louder, please?
  • Mr. Krabs: The secret to the Krabby Patty formula-
  • SpongeBob: What?
  • Mr. Krabs: Hold on.
  • Plankton: Here it comes.
  • Mr. Krabs: [into a megaphone] THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...!
  • Plankton: [screams as two drums come out, making Plankton becoming deaf. Plankton quickly unplugs the ear drums] Ow! I hate my life!
  • Mr. Krabs: Is this thing loud enough? Oh, sure, I can hear you fine now. What was the question again?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, it, uh-- you know, I don't remember. Me neither. So we good?
  • Mr Krabs: Yeah. Get out!
  • SpongeBob: Okay!
  • Plankton: Enough with these petty carnal senses. If I'm going to get the Krabby Patty recipe, the brain! [he laughs evilly] Honk! [laughs evilly] Ugh! [he acts like SpongeBob] Hi, friend. [he gasps as he saw "Superficial Greetings" on the brain] Superficial Greetings? What kind of idiot-- [sees the parts of the brain] Personal Opinions? Knock-knock Jokes? No, no, no, no! This is all useless! I'm gonna have to go in deeper. [he gets inside the brain house] Ugh. [he was in the brain version of the living room] Where am I?
  • Brain Gary: Meow, meow, meow! [it slides around it]
  • Plankton: Ew. That's disgusting. Now, where do morons keep all their secrets? [he finds in the brain closet, searching in the squarepants, but not found] Nope. [then he finds under the brain bed in the brain bedroom] Doesn't this kid have any secrets Aha! [opens door] The library, where he keeps records of his every thought. All of his deepest, juiciest secrets. [opens the file drawer] [grunting] In convenient alphabetical order. Look at that. "Sounds that make Squidward upset"?
  • [he opens the file and hears SpongeBob's laughs.]
  • Plankton: "Patrick's favorite places to be scratched"?
  • Squidward: What are you doing? [SpongeBob is scratching Squidward's back]
  • SpongeBob: Uh, uh, scratching!
  • Plankton: Aagh, all of these secrets are lame! Wait a minute. What's this? [picks up a pink paper that says "Krabby Patty Recipe"] The secret recipe isn't in the brain? It's located in the heart. How cheesy. [Plankton slides down SpongeBob's spines and he lands to the heart] Ugh. Uh. [Plugs to the heart] The Krabby Patty recipe. Yes, yes, yes! Here it is! [his lips are licking] My mouth is watering. [cut to SpongeBob's tongue being cleaned] My taste buds are tingling. Mm, mm. oh, yeah. It feels so good. I can feel it all the way to my finger....stumps. All of the ingredients coming together in perfect harmony. And it's all mine! [he laughs evilly] Hwuh. Okay, that was weird. Like I was saying, the Krabby Patty recipe is the delicious sole property of the Krusty Krab. Hwuh. What's happening to me? [he gasps] It's all warm and --- [Plankton's body is transforming, sponge emerges out on him, grows eyelashes, his eye rolled to SpongeBob, and his teeth shatters, grows buckteeth.] It's beautiful! [he laughs] All of the delicious ingredients living in perfect harmony.
  • Karen: You got the recipe?
  • Plankton: I sure did.
  • Karen: Well, what are you waiting for? Bring it back to the Chum Bucket.
  • Plankton: Karen, wouldn't that be stealing?
  • Karen: What? Stealing?
  • Plankton: The Krabby Patty recipe is the delicious sole property of the Krusty Krab.
  • Karen: Oh, brother. [she presses a button, Plankton is emerging out of SpongeBob's nostril]
  • Patrick: Hey, everybody! Wait, that's not what I wanted to say. Now, what was it?
  • [Plankton lands on Patrick's forehead, begins to transform, his hand changes to a starfish, eyelashes fall, his eye roll to Patrick buckteeth shatters and grows a tooth] Huh? [he sighs, Plankton's body turn pink]
  • Patrick: Oh, well. Never mind. [Karen's hand opens the door, and removes Plankton from Patrick]
  • Karen: Well, where's the recipe?
  • Plankton: The What?
  • Karen: I knew you'd louse this up.
  • Plankton: Louse what up?