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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "The Good Krabby Name" from season 8, which aired on September 3, 2012.

[Mr. Krabs is taking pictures]
Mr. Krabs: Gotchya! Oh, you're big one!
SpongeBob: [taps on Squidward] Squidward? Squidward? Squidward?
Squidward: What do you want?
SpongeBob: I haven't seen Mr. Krabs all day.

(Episode starts with Mr. Krabs taking pictures of passing people)

Mr. Krabs: Gotcha! Whoa! You're a big one! Can't believe I've never seen you in the Krusty Krab before!

(Cuts to Squidward spraying the inside of the restaurant)

SpongeBob: Squidward? Hey, Squidward? Squidward?

Squidward: What?

SpongeBob: I haven't seen Mr. Krabs all morning. Do you know where he is?

Squidward: Don't know, don't care.

(Mr. Krabs comes down to the inside of the restaurant and accidentally crushes Squidward)

SpongeBob: Oh, there you are, Mr. Krabs! Where have you been?

Mr. Krabs: I've been conducting a little research! Where's Squidward?

Squidward (groaning): Present!

Mr. Krabs: You two! Follow me!

(Squidward and SpongeBob follow Squidward into his office)

SpongeBob: Oh, wow! You've been busy, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: I want you to take a look at these folks right here. Have you ever seen any of them in the Krusty Krab? Think hard?

SpongeBob: Uuuummmmm, hmm. Um, no, no, no, possibly, no, maybe, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no! No, sir, I do not recognize any of them, sir.

Mr. Krabs: How about you, Squidward?

Squidward: I try not to look directly at the customers.

(Mr. Krabs groans and gets a chart)

Mr. Krabs: Well, according to my research, a full 2% of the population of Bikini Bottom has never set foot in the Krusty Krab. That's 2% of money that's not in me pocket. And when I see that 2%, I get so mad!

SpongeBob: When I see that 2%, I think of pie!

Mr. Krabs: I'm not talking about pie! (throws chart away) These holdouts are probably spending their money in some other restaurant! We need to find that 2% and reel them in. So I want you two to promote the Krusty Krab!

Squidward: Will we got overtime pay?

Mr. Krabs: Over-what who?

Squidward: Oh, sure thing, Mr. Krabs! I'll get right on that, never.

SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs! I'll promote the Krusty Krab and I know just where to start!

(Cuts to outside of Krusty Krab, where a spatula appears out of the top of the Krusty Krab and reveals a patty, which is SpongeBob in a Krabby Patty costume)

SpongeBob: Hello, Bottomites! (Jumps down to outside of the Krusty Krab doors, where a customer is going in) Hello, sir! Have you ever heard of the most wonderful restaurant in all of Bikini Bottom, the Krusty Krab?

Customer: Of course I have! That's where I'm going. If you'll get out of my way.

SpongeBob: Please accept one of our fliers and consider dining at our fine eating establishment the next time you're feeling hungry.

Customer: But I'm hungry now! (SpongeBob sticks up another flier) Ha-ha! (SpongeBob sticks up two more fliers) Okay, already! (Customer takes fliers and rips SpongeBob's arms off)

SpongeBob: Thanks, sir! Tell all your...friends. Krusty Krab! Eat at the Krusty Krab!

Patrick: Oh, no! I knew this day would come! Invasion of the Giant Patties! There's only one thing to do! It's eat or be eaten!

(Patrick goes out and tries to eat SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: Patrick! What are you doing? It's me, SpongeBob!

Patrick: Oh, no! The giant patty has eaten my buddy!

SpongeBob: Relax, SpongeBob! It's me! This is just a cost..

(Patrick punches SpongeBob)

Patrick: Cough him up, you monster! Come here, you! (Patrick whirls SpongeBob around, sending him up to the air and knocking off the costume) Die, giant patty, die! Patties should not eat my buddy! (Patrick sends the custome to the air)

(Plankton comes out of the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: Boy, I don't know what it is, but I feel like there's something in the air! Today is the day I finally get a Krabby Patty! (Costume comes down and hits Plankton)

Patrick: You ok, little buddy?

SpongeBob: Yeah, I guess..so.

Patrick: What's this (takes flyer off SpongeBob's head)

SpongeBob: It's a flyer...to promote the Krusty Krab! Cause Mr. Krabs needs all the money!

(Patrick wrinkles up flyer)

Patrick: Well, this will never do! You gotta think bigger! Everyone should know about the...uh...Krusty Krab. We need an ad blitz! Everywhere you look, you should see the name..the Krabby Klam.

SpongeBob: Krusty Krab.

Patrick: Whatever!

(cuts to Patrick shaving SpongeBob's back)

SpongeBob: (laughs) That tickles!

Patrick: Hold still! I'm almost through! Perfect!

SpongeBob: Don't forget about the paint!

Patrick: Hold on to your shorts! I got it! (Paints the writing on SpongeBob's back, Eat at the Krusty Krab)

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 {{L|Squidward|What do you want?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I haven't seen Mr. Krabs all day.}}
+(Episode starts with Mr. Krabs taking pictures of passing people)
+Mr. Krabs: Gotcha! Whoa! You're a big one! Can't believe I've never seen you in the Krusty Krab before!
+(Cuts to Squidward spraying the inside of the restaurant)
+SpongeBob: Squidward? Hey, Squidward? Squidward?
+Squidward: What?
+SpongeBob: I haven't seen Mr. Krabs all morning. Do you know where he is?
+Squidward: Don't know, don't care.
+(Mr. Krabs comes down to the inside of the restaurant and accidentally crushes Squidward)
+SpongeBob: Oh, there you are, Mr. Krabs! Where have you been?
+Mr. Krabs: I've been conducting a little research! Where's Squidward?
+Squidward (groaning): Present!
+Mr. Krabs: You two! Follow me!
+(Squidward and SpongeBob follow Squidward into his office)
+SpongeBob: Oh, wow! You've been busy, Mr. Krabs.
+Mr. Krabs: I want you to take a look at these folks right here. Have you ever seen any of them in the Krusty Krab? Think hard?
+SpongeBob: Uuuummmmm, hmm. Um, no, no, no, possibly, no, maybe, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no! No, sir, I do not recognize any of them, sir.
+Mr. Krabs: How about you, Squidward?
+Squidward: I try not to look directly at the customers.
+(Mr. Krabs groans and gets a chart)
+Mr. Krabs: Well, according to my research, a full 2% of the population of Bikini Bottom has never set foot in the Krusty Krab. That's 2% of money that's not in me pocket. And when I see that 2%, I get so mad!
+SpongeBob: When I see that 2%, I think of pie!
+Mr. Krabs: I'm not talking about pie! (throws chart away) These holdouts are probably spending their money in some other restaurant! We need to find that 2% and reel them in. So I want you two to promote the Krusty Krab!
+Squidward: Will we got overtime pay?
+Mr. Krabs: Over-what who?
+Squidward: Oh, sure thing, Mr. Krabs! I'll get right on that, never.
+SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs! I'll promote the Krusty Krab and I know just where to start!
+(Cuts to outside of Krusty Krab, where a spatula appears out of the top of the Krusty Krab and reveals a patty, which is SpongeBob in a Krabby Patty costume)
+SpongeBob: Hello, Bottomites! (Jumps down to outside of the Krusty Krab doors, where a customer is going in) Hello, sir! Have you ever heard of the most wonderful restaurant in all of Bikini Bottom, the Krusty Krab?
+Customer: Of course I have! That's where I'm going. If you'll get out of my way.
+SpongeBob: Please accept one of our fliers and consider dining at our fine eating establishment the next time you're feeling hungry.
+Customer: But I'm hungry now! (SpongeBob sticks up another flier) Ha-ha! (SpongeBob sticks up two more fliers) Okay, already! (Customer takes fliers and rips SpongeBob's arms off)
+SpongeBob: Thanks, sir! Tell all your...friends. Krusty Krab! Eat at the Krusty Krab!
+Patrick: Oh, no! I knew this day would come! Invasion of the Giant Patties! There's only one thing to do! It's eat or be eaten!
+(Patrick goes out and tries to eat SpongeBob)
+SpongeBob: Patrick! What are you doing? It's me, SpongeBob!
+Patrick: Oh, no! The giant patty has eaten my buddy!
+SpongeBob: Relax, SpongeBob! It's me! This is just a cost..
+(Patrick punches SpongeBob)
+Patrick: Cough him up, you monster! Come here, you! (Patrick whirls SpongeBob around, sending him up to the air and knocking off the costume) Die, giant patty, die! Patties should not eat my buddy! (Patrick sends the custome to the air)
+(Plankton comes out of the Chum Bucket)
+Plankton: Boy, I don't know what it is, but I feel like there's something in the air! Today is the day I finally get a Krabby Patty! (Costume comes down and hits Plankton)
+Patrick: You ok, little buddy?
+SpongeBob: Yeah, I guess..so.
+Patrick: What's this (takes flyer off SpongeBob's head)
+SpongeBob: It's a flyer...to promote the Krusty Krab! Cause Mr. Krabs needs all the money!
+(Patrick wrinkles up flyer)
+Patrick: Well, this will never do! You gotta think bigger! Everyone should know about the...uh...Krusty Krab. We need an ad blitz! Everywhere you look, you should see the name..the Krabby Klam.
+SpongeBob: Krusty Krab.
+Patrick: Whatever!
+(cuts to Patrick shaving SpongeBob's back)
+SpongeBob: (laughs) That tickles!
+Patrick: Hold still! I'm almost through! Perfect!
+SpongeBob: Don't forget about the paint!
+Patrick: Hold on to your shorts! I got it! (Paints the writing on SpongeBob's back, Eat at the Krusty Krab)
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