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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants educational short "The Endless Summer," which aired on November 20, 2005.

  • SpongeBob: [singing] I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab, frying up patties and blabbity bla- [stops singing and we see the Krusty Krab with a smoke stack. Inside, a car pumps exhaust through a tube to the ceiling] Huh? That's new. Strange place to park a car. What's this for? [pulls off the tube and gets tangled in it]
  • Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're wasting me precious carbon dioxide!
  • SpongeBob: Carbon dioxide?
  • Mr. Krabs: I'm pumpin' it into the atmosphere, boy. And thanks to Global Warming, the temperature will soon go through the roof, and then we'll have an endless summer.
  • SpongeBob: [confused] Why do you want an endless summer, Mr. Krabs?
  • [They go outside, where there is a swimming pool.]
  • Mr. Krabs: So I can open me latest money-making venture, the Krusty Pool!
  • SpongeBob: But, what about winter sports, Mr. Krabs?
  • Mr. Krabs: Eh, forget winter, boy, we're talking sun tanning, hanging 10, and swimming all year long!
  • SpongeBob: Hmm... The endless summer does sound fun.
  • Mr. Krabs: And profitable!
  • SpongeBob: Fun and profitable! Big business does it again! I just wish it could be the endless summer right now. [gets an idea] Hey!
  • [Cut to Mr. Krabs' office, where he plays with little clay figures.]
  • Toy Mr. Krabs: Oh. Umbrellas are three dollars, sir.
  • Toy Fish: Oh, what a bargain! I'll give you fiv- [the plastic figures then melt in his hands]
  • Mr. Krabs: What the-- Barnacles! It suddenly got very warm in here! [opening the door] Who turned up the hea-- [sees seventeen cars plugged into tubes like the one from earlier and goes outside] SpongeBob, what are you doing?
  • SpongeBob: Just throwing another tire on the fire for Global Warming, Mr. Krabs. [laughs] Hey, look! It's working! The entire town is heading this way to cool off.
  • Mr. Krabs: [excitedly] You mean pay off?! Hurry, SpongeBob, fill the pool, fill the pool!
  • SpongeBob: Aye-aye, sir!
  • Mr. Krabs: Have your money ready folks! The line starts here! [the fish trample him with only Patrick left] Where's everybody going?
  • Patrick: We're all moving North. We can't live here anymore. It's too hot!
  • Mr. Krabs: [solemnly] All me customers have moved to cooler climates.
  • SpongeBob: Look on the bright side, Mr. Krabs! There won't be a line to go in the pool! [jumps into the pool, but suddenly the water evaporates] Cannonball! [slams face-first into the pool] Ouch.
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