- The evil wizard's dragon is here,
- See the townsfolk scream with fear,
- See the townsfolk try to run,
- I can tell this won't be fun.
- The dragon will torch everything,
- Everything in the valley,
- Hospitals, schools, retirement homes,
- And even ye olde bowling alley.
- (Fish: Not the bowling alley!)
- (The Dragon destroys the bowling alley)
- (Fish: No!)
- (The End)
- It is to the 18th century tune, "Lilliburlero March"