- The evil wizard's dragon is here
- See the townsfolk scream with fear,
- See the townsfolk try to run,
- I can tell this won't be fun.
- The dragon will torch everything,
- Everything in the valley,
- Hospitals, schools, retirement homes,
- And even ye old bowling alley.
- (Fish Screams: "Not the bowling alley!")
It is to the 18th century tune, "Lilliburlero March"