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− | |title = The Curse of the Hex |
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− | |titlecard = The Curse of the Hex.jpg |
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− | |seasonnumber = 7 |
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− | |episodenumber = 141a |
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− | |airdate = [[June 11]], [[2011]] |
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{{L|''[It is a dark and stormy night at the Krusty Krab]''}} |
{{L|''[It is a dark and stormy night at the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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{{L|Nat|Boy, good thing I remembered my umbrella}} |
{{L|Nat|Boy, good thing I remembered my umbrella}} |
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+ | {{L|Mable|Me too.}} |
{{L|''[Nat and the Old Fish both walk out of the Krusty Krab and gets swept away by a tornado]''}} |
{{L|''[Nat and the Old Fish both walk out of the Krusty Krab and gets swept away by a tornado]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Abigail-Marge|Come on kids. ''[The family of fish also get swept away]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Dave|''[walks outside]'' Ahh, too bad I forgot my umbrella. ''[walks away]''}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahhh, the end of another successful business day. You know Squidward this kind of day always reminds me of money ''[pours the money out of his cash register]'' Ahhahhahah.... ''[ |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahhh, the end of another successful business day. You know Squidward this kind of day always reminds me of money ''[pours the money out of his cash register]'' Ahhahhahah.... ''[Pilar gets swept away]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|Ohh yeah, that's nice. I'll be here working while you.....AHHHHHHHH ''[See's an old fish at the door]'' Uhhhh. Uhhh...Ummmm...I'm sorry mam, ''[gulps]'' but were closed. ''[The hagfish pours saliva out of her mouth]''. I know you're hungry but- ''[The Hagfish pours out more saliva]''. Uhhh...but we really are closed. Thank-you, come-again.}} |
{{L|Squidward|Ohh yeah, that's nice. I'll be here working while you.....AHHHHHHHH ''[See's an old fish at the door]'' Uhhhh. Uhhh...Ummmm...I'm sorry mam, ''[gulps]'' but were closed. ''[The hagfish pours saliva out of her mouth]''. I know you're hungry but- ''[The Hagfish pours out more saliva]''. Uhhh...but we really are closed. Thank-you, come-again.}} |
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{{L|''[Madame Hagfish slides through the door as Squidward closes it]''}} |
{{L|''[Madame Hagfish slides through the door as Squidward closes it]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Hey!! Closed means closed, Grandma! ''[Squidward closes the door and the fish is pulled back, the fish slides into the Krusty Krab. sighs]'' Oh boy, Some people... ''[walks to the cash register]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|Hey!! Closed means closed, Grandma! ''[Squidward closes the door and the fish is pulled back, the fish slides into the Krusty Krab. sighs]'' Oh boy, Some people... ''[walks to the cash register]''}} |
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{{L|Madame Hagfish|''[goes to order]'' One Krabby Patty please.}} |
{{L|Madame Hagfish|''[goes to order]'' One Krabby Patty please.}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|I told you... |
+ | {{L|Squidward|I told you...we're closed! I was supposed to get out of here ten minutes ago! And besides, I already cashed the register out.}} |
{{L|Madame Hagfish|Ohh, but I-}} |
{{L|Madame Hagfish|Ohh, but I-}} |
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{{L|Squidward|No.}} |
{{L|Squidward|No.}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Never...}} |
{{L|Squidward|Never...}} |
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{{L|Madame Hagfish|I brought exact change... ''[Holds out three small shells]''}} |
{{L|Madame Hagfish|I brought exact change... ''[Holds out three small shells]''}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|''[Eyes twirking]'' Ah-ha, that is what they cost...20 years ago. Krabby Patties cost $4.50 lady.}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[Eyes twirking]'' Ah-ha, that is what they cost...20 years ago. Krabby Patties cost $4.50, lady.}} |
{{L|Madame Hagfish|Oh dear. Seems I'm just one short.}} |
{{L|Madame Hagfish|Oh dear. Seems I'm just one short.}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[looks at her]'' No way granny!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[looks at her]'' No way granny!}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it? That's the curse?!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's it? That's the curse?!}} |
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{{L|Madame Hagfish|You think I'm gonna waste good spells on a bottom-feeder like you? Have a nice day.}} |
{{L|Madame Hagfish|You think I'm gonna waste good spells on a bottom-feeder like you? Have a nice day.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[many customers immediately drive up]''}} |
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+ | {{L|''[now inside the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs| Well, it's like I told you before boy, there ain't no such thing as witches, or curses, or magical beings, or-}} |
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+ | {{L|''[a very loud rumbling is heard. the Giant Golden Eel pops up inside the Krusty Krab, which scares everyone away as the episode ends]''}} |
Revision as of 04:56, 24 July 2015
Template:EpisodeTr/141a
- [It is a dark and stormy night at the Krusty Krab]
- Nat: Boy, good thing I remembered my umbrella
- Mable: Me too.
- [Nat and the Old Fish both walk out of the Krusty Krab and gets swept away by a tornado]
- Abigail-Marge: Come on kids. [The family of fish also get swept away]
- Dave: [walks outside] Ahh, too bad I forgot my umbrella. [walks away]
- Mr. Krabs: Ahhh, the end of another successful business day. You know Squidward this kind of day always reminds me of money [pours the money out of his cash register] Ahhahhahah.... [Pilar gets swept away]
- Squidward: Ohh yeah, that's nice. I'll be here working while you.....AHHHHHHHH [See's an old fish at the door] Uhhhh. Uhhh...Ummmm...I'm sorry mam, [gulps] but were closed. [The hagfish pours saliva out of her mouth]. I know you're hungry but- [The Hagfish pours out more saliva]. Uhhh...but we really are closed. Thank-you, come-again.
- [Madame Hagfish slides through the door as Squidward closes it]
- Squidward: Hey!! Closed means closed, Grandma! [Squidward closes the door and the fish is pulled back, the fish slides into the Krusty Krab. sighs] Oh boy, Some people... [walks to the cash register]
- Madame Hagfish: [goes to order] One Krabby Patty please.
- Squidward: I told you...we're closed! I was supposed to get out of here ten minutes ago! And besides, I already cashed the register out.
- Madame Hagfish: Ohh, but I-
- Squidward: No.
- Madame Hagfish: I-
- Squidward: No.
- Madame Hagfish: I-
- Squidward: No way.
- Madame Hagfish: Please I-
- Squidward: Never...
- Madame Hagfish: I brought exact change... [Holds out three small shells]
- Squidward: [Eyes twirking] Ah-ha, that is what they cost...20 years ago. Krabby Patties cost $4.50, lady.
- Madame Hagfish: Oh dear. Seems I'm just one short.
- Mr. Krabs: [looks at her] No way granny!
- Madame Hagfish: Oh, But it's all I have. Please...
- Squidward: Nope.
- Madame Hagfish: Ohhh pleasssseeee.
- SpongeBob: [crying] How sad.
- Madame Hagfish: Pleasse, Oh, pleaaasee...
- SpongeBob: [Whispers to the Hagfish]
- Madame Hagfish: [gasps. slithers to the door] You haven't seen the last of me!!!! [leaves]
- Mr. Krabs: Well, I've certainly seen enough [laughs].
- Squidward: What a creepy old hagfish, I thought she'd never leave.
- Mr. Krabs: Aye, good job there, SpongeBob. Say, what did you tell here that finally drove her out? I may need to know in case she ever comes back [laughs].
- SpongeBob: [begins laughing along] Need to know in case she ever- [laughs again].
- SpongeBob: [leaving] Have a good night Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, you too SpongeBob. Have a good- [notices something in SpongeBob's pants] Night...
- SpongeBob: [sneaks behind the Krusty Krab] Old lady? Old lady?
- Madame Hagfish: Here I am. [coughs] Right were you told me to meet you.
- SpongeBob: Actually I told you to meet me two paces to the left.
- [Hagfish moves two paces to the left]
- SpongeBob: Oh good, you're here! [pulls two delicious Krabby Patties out of his pants] I brought the stuff.
- Madame Hagfish: My goodness! This has to be the most kind, most generous, most thoughtful thing anyone has ever done for-
- SpongeBob: You're welcome, just take them before someone sees us.
- Mr. Krabs: Too late! [Mr. Krabs takes the patties]
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: So, it's true!
- SpongeBob: H-How did you find out?
- Mr. Krabs: Found out? Boy, you would have to get up pretty early to sneak a pair of buns past old, Mr. Krabs.
- Squidward: Or before he takes off his sleep mask.
- Mr. Krabs: How did you know I wear a sleep mask?
- SpongeBob: Ohh please, Mr. Krabs don't fire me. Pleaaaseee! [thunder]
- Madame Hagfish: [flies in the air] Eye of newt and frozen sharkskin slab, I hearby curse the Krusty Krab! [evil laugh. flies away. The clouds clear up]
- Mr. Krabs: [throws patties away] We are not a soup kitchen, boy! And these will be coming out of your paycheck. Besides, we don't want to encourage- [shutters] charity...
- SpongeBob: But what about the- the- the- the- the- the-
- Mr. Krabs: Come on, boy! Spit it out!
- SpongeBob: The- the- the- the- the-
- Mr. Krabs: Okay, let's see what's under the hood. [Mr. Krabs reveals a record player in SpongeBob's chest. He moves the pin. laughs] I think that should do it.
- SpongeBob: What about the curse?
- Mr. Krabs: Curse? Boy, let me explain something about curses with a short story me grampappy used to tell me: Oh yes, CURSES ARE NONSENSE!!
- SpongeBob: They are, Mr. Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: Yep. Just fabricated superstition. Right Squidward?
- Squidward: You're asking the wrong guy about curses, I live next to SpongeBob [shutters]
- Mr. Krabs: [laughs] See, boy, just a bonical ramblings of an old lady. Nothing to worry about.
- [Cuts to inside the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs watching out the door]
- Mr. Krabs: Squidward, I'm starting to get worried. I've got a funny feeling that the Krusty Krab really is cursed.
- Squidward: And why is that?
- Mr. Krabs: Well, we haven't seen a single customer all morning!
- Squidward: That's not a curse. [sips coffee] That's a blessing.
- Mr. Krabs: [laughs] Yeah, you're right, there is no such thing as curses. Ha.
- [A dish suddenly falls from the top of the Krusty Krab, it startles Squidward, who drops his coffee, starting a fire, the fire begins burning Mr. Krab's money]
- Mr. Krabs: ME MONEYYY!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!
- SpongeBob: I got it! I got it! [grabs a dollar bill and begins blowing on it] Ohh, Ohh Hot, hot! [he realizes that it is hot and slowly rips it into pieces] I don't got it...
- Squidward: I just remember there is a no-curse clause in my contract, nice working with you.
- Mr. Krabs: Squidward, wait. You don't even have a contract.
- Squidward: There is a no-contract clause in it too.
- [SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are driving to Madam Hagfish's house]
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, what makes you so sure that even if we find that old lady, that she will lift the curse?
- Mr. Krabs: [laughs] Don't worry, SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs has a special technique when dealing with situations like these. It's called beggin' and pleadin'
- Narrator: Many Hours Later...
- Mr. Krabs: Well, SpongeBob. I don't think were ever gonna find-
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, look!
- Mr. Krabs: Well I'll be the slimy, son of a slithery, slippery sea slug, boy. It's here!
- [At Madame Hagfish's house]
- Madame Hagfish: Give me one good reason why I should lift the curse.
- Mr. Krabs: Because if ya' don't, me business will be ruined forever.
- Madame Hagfish: I said: give me a good reason.
- Mr. Krabs: [crying and on his knees begging] Oh please, Madame Hagfish. Please, I'll do anything, anything at all.
- Madame Hagfish: Oh, I like a man who begs.
- Mr. Krabs: [whispering to SpongeBob] See, told ya'
- Madame Hagfish: I will lift the curse, provided you two complete a dangerous task.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, wait a minute, granny, what part of this-
- SpongeBob: Oh anything, Great Hagfish.
- Madame Hagfish: Bring me the sacred gold doubloon from the throat of the Giant Golden Eel!
- SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: Okay...
- [Cuts a dark cave]
- SpongeBob: Well, this must be it. The lair of the Golden Eel.
- Mr. Krabs: How could you tell?
- SpongeBob: She gave me its business card.
- [SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs begin walking through the cave]
- Mr. Krabs: Hey, SpongeBob so you think this fudgy stuff we're walking in is the eel's-
- SpongeBob: ...Leftover pudding. Yes I thought that too.
- Mr. Krabs: Hold it, SpongeBob, Look. [points to the Golden Eel, who is sleeping]
- SpongeBob: It's the eel. Well, nappy time always comes after pudding. Let's go get the doubloon from his throat before he wakes up.
- Mr. Krabs: Good idea, be careful not to-
- SpongeBob: [trips and falls] WOAAHHH!
- [The Golden Eels starts to awaken]
- Mr. Krabs: He's awake!
- [SpongeBob screams. The Golden Eel begins to mumble and swings his tail around]
- SpongeBob: Look out for his- Tail! Quick find something to-
- [Mr. Krabs uses SpongeBob as a shield]
- SpongeBob: ...Hide behind... [The eel whacks SpongeBob and he goes flying] WOAAAH!!!!
- [The Golden Eel grabs and strangles Mr. Krabs with his tail]
- SpongeBob: [starting to get up] Morning, already. [gasps] I'm coming Mr. Krabs [runs to Mr. Krabs] Don't go anywhere!
- Mr. Krabs: I really don't have a choice [The eel traps in on Mr. Krabs tighter]
- SpongeBob: Take, this! [pokes the Eel with his fist very lightly. The eel drops Mr. Krabs]
- Mr. Krabs: Good job ladee!
- SpongeBob: We're not finished yet! [pokes the Eel again, the doubloon flies out of his mouth] I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! [SpongeBob claps his hands together but is unsuccessful in catching it] I don't got it.
- [Mr. Krabs shows that he has caught it. Cuts back to Madame Hagfish's house]
- Mr. Krabs: Madame Hagfish, we've got the gold doubloon you asked for.
- Madame Hagfish: Finally. [deposits the doubloon into her washing machine] Clean free.
- Mr. Krabs: Ahh, now it's time to lift that curse, like you promised.
- [Cuts to the Krusty Krab]
- Madame Hagfish: [pulls out a 'closed' sign from the Krusty Krab lawn] There ya' go, the curse is lifted.
- SpongeBob: A closed sign?
- Mr. Krabs: That's it? That's the curse?!
- Madame Hagfish: You think I'm gonna waste good spells on a bottom-feeder like you? Have a nice day.
- [many customers immediately drive up]
- [now inside the Krusty Krab]
- Mr. Krabs: Well, it's like I told you before boy, there ain't no such thing as witches, or curses, or magical beings, or-
- [a very loud rumbling is heard. the Giant Golden Eel pops up inside the Krusty Krab, which scares everyone away as the episode ends]