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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are lying down outside, all bored]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[yawns]'' Oh, I'm bored.}} |
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− | |title = The Curse of Bikini Bottom |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Hmmm... Interesting. Me too! Let's go look for something to do in Old Man Squidward's shed!}} |
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− | |titlecard = Curse of Bikini Bottom.jpg |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Old Man Squidward's shed?!}} |
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− | |seasonnumber = 7 |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[slowly]'' Yyyeeeeeep!}} |
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− | |episodenumber = 133a |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[SpongeBob and Patrick sneak inside]'' Ooohhh! ''[they spot Squidward's lawn mower]'' What's that?!}} |
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− | |airdate = [[October 24]], [[2009]] |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|What is it?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick.}} |
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− | *''[SpongeBob and Patrick are lying down outside, all bored]'' |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Ahh. La-da-dee-la-da-dum-la-da-doo! ''[walking towards his shed]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick| ''[SpongeBob's pretending to drive it and Patrick is immitating it. The door is about to open]''}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[yawns]'' Oh, I'm bored. |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|It's Old Man Squidward!}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Hide!}} |
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− | *'''Patrick''': Hmmm... Interesting. ''Me too!'' Let's go look for something to do in Old Man Squidward's shed! |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[Searches through his gardening tools]'' Where's my trowl?}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[whispering]'' SpongeBob?}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Old Man Squidward's shed?! |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering]'' Yes, Patrick?}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Is this a trowl? ''[turns to reveal the trowl in his butt]''}} |
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− | *'''Patrick''': ''[slowly]'' Yyyyyeeeep! |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Patrick!}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Oh, here it is. ''[reaches for it and screams]'' AAAHHHH!!!}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': ''[SpongeBob and Patrick sneak inside]'' Ooohhh! ''[they spot Squidward's lawn mower]'' What's that?! |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[shouts]'' AAHHH!!!}} |
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− | *'''Patrick''':What is it? |
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− | + | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't hurt us, Squidward!}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|We're bored!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|We just wanted to play with your... ''[looks at lawnmower and points to it]'' ...whatever this thing is.}} |
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− | *'''Squidward''': Ahh. La-da-dee-la-da-dum-la-da-doo! ... ''[walking towards his shed]'' |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! You morons would probably... ''[pauses]'' You want to play with my lawnmower?}} |
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− | + | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|Hmmm... ''[thinking]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[mowing the lawn with Patrick]'' Thanks for letting us mow your lawn, Squidward! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick fall into lawnmower and get cut into pieces offscreen]'' AHHHH! My patty flipping hand! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick sob]''}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': It's Old Man Squidward! |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|''[Not thinking. laughs to himself and starts the lawnmower]'' Knock yourselves out!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are riding around Squidward's yard on the lawnmower. The lawnmower breaks through the gate and rides straight toward the a graveyard. SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]''}} |
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− | *'''Patrick''': Hide! |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|Excuse me, Davy, I've got my first blind date in 400 years, and I've got to look good. ''[picks a torn shirt]'' It's a little torn. Of course this was the shirt I was buried in. Ahhh, memories! ''[sniffs it]'' Bleah! ''[coughs]'' Okay, that one's a bit ripe. Stained. Too itchy! Hey, there she is! I've been saving this beauty for a special occasion! ''[puts on coat]'' Sssss! Looking good! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick are still riding the lawn mower. The cave ceiling shakes and dirt lands on the Dutchman's clothes. He gets furious]'' Who dares-- ''[gets hit by lawnmower]'' Who-- ''[gets hit by lawnmower again]'' --disturb-- ''[gets hit a second time]'' --The Flying-- ''[gets hit a third time]'' --Dutchman?! ''[feels his chin, reveals a mirror, and gasps, noticing his beard is gone]'' ME BEARD! Hey! ''[gets hit by lawnmower and gets livid. He zaps the lawnmower and takes SpongeBob and Patrick off of it]'' WHO DARES DISTURB THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|You're not The Flying Dutchman!}} |
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− | *'''Squidward''': ''[Searches through his gardening tools] ''Where's my trowl? |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, The Flying Dutchman has a beard!}} |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|I don't look like The Flying Dutchman, because... ''[lividly shouts]'' YOU MORONS CUT OFF MY BEARD!!!}} |
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− | *'''Patrick''': ''[whispering]'' SpongeBob? |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! It makes you look a thousand years younger!}} |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|I don't want to look younger! I HATE youth! I'll probably get pimples again.}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[whispering]'' Yes, Patrick? |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Your beard will just grow back.}} |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|You know nothing about me facial hair. It'll take a thousand years for my beard to grow back!}} |
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− | *'''Patrick''': Is ''this ''a trowl? ''[turns to reveal the trowl in his butt]'' |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry. But, we don't know what it's like to be ghosts.}} |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|Well, now's the time you've learned. Until my beard grows back, I'm going to turn you two fools into ghosts. Prepare to be GHOSTIFIED! ''[echo]''}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Patrick! |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Ghostified? That's not even a real word.}} |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|''[zaps SpongeBob and Patrick, but they giggle]'' Okay, you're having too much fun. ''[finishes zapping them as they become ghosts]''.}} |
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− | *'''Squidward''': Oh, here it is. ''[reaches for it] [screams] '''AAAHHHH!!!''''' |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[wiggles his ghostly tail]'' We're mermaids!}} |
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− | *<span style="font-weight: bold;">SpongeBob and Patrick</span>: ''[shouts] '''AAHHH!!!''''' |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|You're ghosts!}} |
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− | + | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ooh!}} |
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− | + | {{L|SpongeBob|''[to Patrick]'' We're ghosts! ''[with Patrick]'' Yaayyy!}} |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|This isn't really working out the way I imagined.}} |
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− | *'''SpngeBob''': We just wanted to play with your... ''[looks at lawnmower and points to it] ''...whatever this thing is. |
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+ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward watering his garden]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[emerging from beneath and behind Squidward. ghostly moaning voice]'' Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh! Squuiiidwaaarrrd! ''[Squidward looks behind him]''}} |
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− | *'''Squidward''': No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! You morons would probably...! ''[pauses] ''You want to play with my lawnmower? |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|It's SpongeBob.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|And Patrick! We're ghoooooooosts! ''[with SpongeBob]'' Ooohhhh!}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|We're going to haunt you! FOREVEEEEER! ''[with Patrick]'' Oooooohhh—! ''[Squidward sprays them with his hose. normal voice]'' Well, that killed the mood. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick exit the scene]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower.}} |
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− | *'''Squidward''': Hmmm... ''[thinking]'' |
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+ | {{L|''[Bubble transition at night]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Good night, Patrick. Being a ghost can sure tire ya out!}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[mowing the lawn with Patrick] ''Thanks for leting us mow your lawn, Squidward! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick fall into lawnmower and get cut into pieces offscreen] ''AHHHH! My patty flipping hand! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick cry]'' |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Good night, ghost buddy!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gets the key to his door, but it falls through his hand]'' That's odd. However shall I get in? ''[leans on door and falls through it]'' That's handy! ''[yawns]'' I am beat! Well, I don't have to take the stairs! ''[flies straight through the ceiling and into his bedroom, then lies down on his bed]'' Ah. ''[but falls through the bed, the floor, and ends up underground. Bubble transition to morning; SpongeBob exits his house with a very sleepy expression. He then goes to Patrick's house]''.}} |
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− | *'''Squidward''':'' [Not thinking] [laughs to himself and starts the lawnmower] ''Knock yourselves out! |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[tired]'' Hey, Patrick. I didn't sleep so good last night.}} |
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− | *''[SpongeBob and Patrick are riding around Squidward's yard on the lawnmower. The lawnmower breaks through the gate and rides straight toward the a graveyard. SpongeBob and Patrick giggle.]'' |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|I didn't sleep at all. I can see through my eyelids. ''[closes his eyes and can see through his eyes; grabs SpongeBob]'' MY EYELIDS!!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' I'm late for work!}} |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Excuse me, Davy, I've got my first blind date in 400 years and I've got to look good. ''[picks a torn shirt] ''It's a little torn. Of course this ''was'' the shirt I was buried in. Ahhh, memories! ''[sniffs it]'' Bleah! ''[coughs]'' Okay, ''that ''one's a bit ripe. Stained. Too itchy! Hey, there she is! I've been saving this beauty for a special occasion! ''[puts on coat] ''Sssss! Looking good! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick are still riding the lawn mower. The cave ceiling shakes and dirt lands on the Dutchman's cholthes. He''''' '''<span style="display: none;"> </span>''gets furious] ''Who dares-- ''[gets hit by lawnmower] ''Who-- ''[gets hit by lawnmower again] ''--disturb-- ''[gets hit a second time] ''--The Flying-- ''[gets hit a third time] ''--Dutchman?! ''[feels his chin, reveals a mirror, and gasps, noticing his beard is gone]'' ''ME BEARD!'' Hey! ''[gets hit by lawnmower and gets livid. He zaps the lawnmower and takes SpongeBob and Patrick off of it] WHO DARES DISTURB THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?!'' |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[whispers]'' My eyelids...}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': You're not The Flying Dutchman! |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'm here!}} |
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+ | {{L|Harold|''[walks by, gets scared of SpongeBob, seeing him as a ghost, and runs out of The Krusty Krab. screams]'' Ahh! Mermaid!}} |
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− | *'''Patrick''': Yeah. The Flying Dutchman has a beard. |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, you're late! Why are you bright green, and what happened to your legs?}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward|He's a ghost, Mr. Krabs.}} |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': I don't look like The Flying Dutchman, because... ''[lividly] [shouts]'' '''''YOU MORONS CUT OFF MY BEARD!!!''''' |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|A ghost, eh? Can you still cook Krabby Patties?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Can do, Mr. Krabs!}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Ooh! It makes you look a thousand years younger! |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Then get your Captain's Quarters in the kitchen!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, old living employeer! ''[flies through Mr. Krabs and into the kitchen, leaving Mr. Krabs covered in slime]''}} |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': I don't want to look younger! I ''HATE'' youth! I'll probably get pimples again. |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ewww.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[goes through kitchen door]'' La la la la! ''[grabs spatula, but it falls through his hand; picks up spatula, whistles, and breaks it, revealing its spirit; uses it to pick up a Krabby Patty, but it falls through; SpongeBob begins to struggle picking up the patty, but it burns, and disappears; SpongeBob begins to cry]'' I can't cook Krabby Patties! I don't wanna be a ghost anymore, Patrick!}} |
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− | *'''Patrick''': Your beard will just grow back. |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|I don't either. I can't even eat anything! Food just goes right through me! ''[eats a Krabby Patty, but it falls through him]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Squidward and Mr. Krabs|Bleah! / Yuck!}} |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': You know nothing about me facial hair. It'll take a thousand years for my beard to grow back! |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Maybe the weird hairless man will change us back?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah! Let's go see The Flying Dutchman!}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': I'm sorry. But, we don't know what it's like to be ghosts. |
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+ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to The Flying Dutchman's cave, where he is rubbing his chin, which is where his beard used to be]''}} |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|Well, at least I still have my personality.}} |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Well, now's the time you've learned. Until my beard grows back, I'm going to turn you two fools into ghosts. Prepare to be ''GHOSTIFIED!'' ''[echo] '' |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[begging. SpongeBob]'' Change us back! Change us back! We don't like being ghosts! I don't want to be a ghost! ''[Patrick]'' Change us back! Change us back! Change us back! We don't like to be a lie again!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Please, Mr. Dutchman, we can't take it! Constantly moaning and groaning!}} |
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− | *'''Patrick''': "Ghostified"? That's not even a real word. |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Invisible to the world!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[starts to cry]'' Living without a soul!}} |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''':'' [zaps SpongeBob and Patrick, but they giggle] ''Okay, you're having too much fun. ''[finishes zapping them and they become ghosts].'' |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[crying]'' IT'S MISERABLE!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sobs]'' HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE LIKE THIS?! ''[cut to Squidward sipping tea. He looks back. He continues]''}} |
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− | *'''Patrick''': ''[wiggles his ghostly tail] ''We're mermaids! |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|Hmm, I guess you feel my pain. Well, I'll lift the curse from ya. ''[snaps fingers, but they are still ghosts]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey. We're still ghosts.}} |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': You're ghosts! |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|Yeah, yeah, yeah. The curse will wear off when my beard grows back.}} |
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− | + | {{L|SpongeBob|But we want to be normal, now!}} |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|Well, I want to be on my date, now! But, you knuckleheads loused that up, too!}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[to Patrick] ''We're ghosts! ''[with Patrick] ''Yaayyy! |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|We're still ghosts, because you can't go on your date?}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|And you can't go on your date because you're ugly?}} |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': This isn't really working out the way I imagined. |
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+ | {{L|Both|MAKEOVER!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob untying the Dutchman's hair and wraps it around his head; Patrick shakes his head; Bubble transition to SpongeBob spreading jelly on the Dutchman's face. Patrick smashes a jellyfish hive and they land on the Dutchman's face; SpongeBob and Patrick shake their heads. Bubble transition; SpongeBob is now on the Flying Dutchman's face]''}} |
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− | *''[Bubble transition to Squidward watering his garden]'' |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|Thanks, fellas! I love the new beard. Well, I'm off on my date. Don't wait up. ''[he and Patrick laugh]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|I don't get it...}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': ''[emerging from beneath and behind Squidward] [ghostly voice] Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh! ''Squuiiidwaaarrrd! ''[Squidward looks behind him]'' |
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+ | {{L|Narrator|Several months later.}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': It's SpongeBob. |
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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are lying around]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, here we are several months later! I wonder how the Flying Dutchman's doing on his date!}} |
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− | *'''''Patrick''''':'''''<span id="cke_bm_47E" style="display: none;"> </span> '''''And Patrick! We're ghoooooooosts!'' [with SpongeBob] Ooohhhh'' |
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+ | {{L|The Flying Dutchman|I can't do it. SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME! I ain't the marrying type. ''[The Flying Dutchman's date appears]'' AAAHHHH! ''[runs away]''}} |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': We're going to haunt you! ''FOREVEEEEER!'' <span style="font-style: italic;">''[with Patrick] ''Oohhh-- !</span> ''[Squiward sprays them with his hose] [normal voice] ''Well, ''that'' killed the mood. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick exit the scene]'' |
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− | *'''Squidward''': I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower. |
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− | *''[Bubble transition at night]'' |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Good night, Patrick. Being a ghost can sure tire ya out! |
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− | *'''Patrick''': Good night, ghostbuddy! |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[gets the key to his door, but it falls through his hand] ''That's odd. However shall I get in? ''[leans on door and falls through it]'' That's handy! ''[yawns]''''' '''I am beat! Well, I don't have to take the stairs! ''[flies through the ceiling and into his bedroom, then lies down on his bed] ''Ah. ''but falls through the bed, the floor, and ends up underground]'' |
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− | *''[Bubble transition to morning; SpongeBob exits his house with a very sleepy expression. He then goes to Patrick's house].'' |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[tired] ''Hey, Patrick. I didn't sleep so good last night. |
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− | *'''Patrick''': I didn't sleep at all. I can see through my eyelids. ''[closes his eyes and can see through his eyes; grabs SpongeBob] <span style="display: none;"> </span>'''''<span id="cke_bm_123S" style="display: none;"> </span>MY EYELIDS!!'''<span style="display: none;"> </span><span id="cke_bm_123E" style="display: none;"> </span> |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[gasps] ''I'm late for work! |
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− | *'''Patrick''': ''[whispers] ''My eyelids... |
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− | *''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]'' |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'm here! |
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− | *<span style="font-weight: bold;">Harold</span>: ''[walks by, gets scared of SpongeBob, seeing him as a ghost, and runs out of The Krusty Krab] [screams] Ahh! ''Mermaid! |
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− | *'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, you're late! Why are you bright green, and what happened to your legs? |
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− | *'''Squidward''': He's a ghost, Mr. Krabs. |
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− | *'''Mr. Krabs''': A ghost, eh? Can you still cook Krabby Patties? |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Can do, Mr. Krabs! |
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− | *'''Mr. Krabs''': Then get your Captain's Quarters in the kitchen! |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Aye, aye, old living employeer! ''[flies through Mr. Krabs and into the kitchen, leaving Mr. Krabs covered in slime]'' |
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− | *'''Mr. Krabs''': Ewww. |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[goes through kitchen door] ''La la la la! ''[grabs spatula, but it falls through his hand; picks up spatula, whistles, and breaks it, revealing its spirit; uses it to pick up a Krabby Patty, but it falls through; SpongeBob begins to struggle picking up the patty, but it burns, and dissappears; SpongeBob begins to wail] ''Aaahaahaah! I can't cook Krabby Patties! I don't wanna be a ghost anymore, Patrick! |
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− | *'''Patrick''': I don't either. I can't even eat anything! Food just goes right through me! ''[eats a Krabby Patty, but it falls through him]'' |
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− | *'''Squidward and Mr. Krabs''': Bleah! / Yuck! |
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− | *'''Patrick''': Maybe the weird hairless man will change us back? |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Yeah! Let's go see The Flying Dutchman! |
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− | *''[Bubble transition to The Flying Dutchman's cave, where he is rubbing his chin, which is where his beard used to be]'' |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Well, at least I still have my personality. |
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− | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': ''[begging] [SpongeBob]''' '''''Change us back! Change us back! We don't like being ghosts! I don't want to be a ghost! ''[Patrick]'' Change us back! Change us back! Change us back! We don't like to be a lie again! |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Please, Mr. Dutchman, we can't take it! Constantly moaning and groaning! |
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− | *'''Patrick''': Invisible to the world! |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[starts to cry] Living without a soul!'' |
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− | *'''Patrick''': ''[crying] ''IT'S MISERABLE! |
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− | *<span style="font-weight: bold;">SpongeBob</span>: <span style="font-style: italic;">''[sobs] ''HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE LIKE THIS?!</span> ''[cut to Squidward sipping tea. He looks back. He continues]'' |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Hmm, I guess you feel my pain. Well, I'll lift the curse from ya. ''[snaps fingers, but they are still ghosts]'' |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Hey. We're still ghosts. |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Yeah, yeah, yeah. The curse will wear off when my beard grows back. |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': But we want to be normal, ''now!'' |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Well, I want to be on my ''date,'' now! But, you knuckleheads loused that up, too! |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': We're still ghosts, because you can't go on your date? |
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− | *'''Patrick''': And you can't go on your date because you're ugly? |
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− | *'''Both''': ''MAKEOVER!'' |
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− | *''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob untying the Dutchman's hair and wraps it around his head; Patrick shakes his head; Bubble transition to SpongeBob spreading jelly on the Dutchman's face. Patrick smashes a jellyfish hive and they land on the Dutchman's face; SpongeBob and Patrick shake their heads]'' |
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− | *''[Bubble transition; SpongeBob is now on the Flying Dutchman's face]'' |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Thanks, fellas! I love the new beard. Well, I'm off on my date. Don't wait up. ''[he and Patrick laugh]'' |
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− | *'''Patrick''': I don't get it... |
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− | *'''Narrator''': Several months later. |
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− | *''[SpongeBob and Patrick are lying around]'' |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Well, here we are several months later! I wonder how the Flying Dutchman's doing on his date! |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': I can't do it. ''SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME! ''I ain't the marrying type.'' [The Flying Dutchman's date appears]'' AAAHHHH!'' [runs away]'' |
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- [SpongeBob and Patrick are lying down outside, all bored]
- SpongeBob: [yawns] Oh, I'm bored.
- Patrick: Hmmm... Interesting. Me too! Let's go look for something to do in Old Man Squidward's shed!
- SpongeBob: Old Man Squidward's shed?!
- Patrick: [slowly] Yyyeeeeeep!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [SpongeBob and Patrick sneak inside] Ooohhh! [they spot Squidward's lawn mower] What's that?!
- Patrick: What is it?
- SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick.
- Squidward: Ahh. La-da-dee-la-da-dum-la-da-doo! [walking towards his shed]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [SpongeBob's pretending to drive it and Patrick is immitating it. The door is about to open]
- SpongeBob: It's Old Man Squidward!
- Patrick: Hide!
- Squidward: [Searches through his gardening tools] Where's my trowl?
- Patrick: [whispering] SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: [whispering] Yes, Patrick?
- Patrick: Is this a trowl? [turns to reveal the trowl in his butt]
- SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick!
- Squidward: Oh, here it is. [reaches for it and screams] AAAHHHH!!!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [shouts] AAHHH!!!
- SpongeBob: Don't hurt us, Squidward!
- Patrick: We're bored!
- SpongeBob: We just wanted to play with your... [looks at lawnmower and points to it] ...whatever this thing is.
- Squidward: No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! You morons would probably... [pauses] You want to play with my lawnmower?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Squidward: Hmmm... [thinking]
- SpongeBob: [mowing the lawn with Patrick] Thanks for letting us mow your lawn, Squidward! [SpongeBob and Patrick fall into lawnmower and get cut into pieces offscreen] AHHHH! My patty flipping hand! [SpongeBob and Patrick sob]
- Squidward: [Not thinking. laughs to himself and starts the lawnmower] Knock yourselves out!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick are riding around Squidward's yard on the lawnmower. The lawnmower breaks through the gate and rides straight toward the a graveyard. SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]
- The Flying Dutchman: Excuse me, Davy, I've got my first blind date in 400 years, and I've got to look good. [picks a torn shirt] It's a little torn. Of course this was the shirt I was buried in. Ahhh, memories! [sniffs it] Bleah! [coughs] Okay, that one's a bit ripe. Stained. Too itchy! Hey, there she is! I've been saving this beauty for a special occasion! [puts on coat] Sssss! Looking good! [SpongeBob and Patrick are still riding the lawn mower. The cave ceiling shakes and dirt lands on the Dutchman's clothes. He gets furious] Who dares-- [gets hit by lawnmower] Who-- [gets hit by lawnmower again] --disturb-- [gets hit a second time] --The Flying-- [gets hit a third time] --Dutchman?! [feels his chin, reveals a mirror, and gasps, noticing his beard is gone] ME BEARD! Hey! [gets hit by lawnmower and gets livid. He zaps the lawnmower and takes SpongeBob and Patrick off of it] WHO DARES DISTURB THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?!
- SpongeBob: You're not The Flying Dutchman!
- Patrick: Yeah, The Flying Dutchman has a beard!
- The Flying Dutchman: I don't look like The Flying Dutchman, because... [lividly shouts] YOU MORONS CUT OFF MY BEARD!!!
- SpongeBob: Ooh! It makes you look a thousand years younger!
- The Flying Dutchman: I don't want to look younger! I HATE youth! I'll probably get pimples again.
- Patrick: Your beard will just grow back.
- The Flying Dutchman: You know nothing about me facial hair. It'll take a thousand years for my beard to grow back!
- SpongeBob: I'm sorry. But, we don't know what it's like to be ghosts.
- The Flying Dutchman: Well, now's the time you've learned. Until my beard grows back, I'm going to turn you two fools into ghosts. Prepare to be GHOSTIFIED! [echo]
- Patrick: Ghostified? That's not even a real word.
- The Flying Dutchman: [zaps SpongeBob and Patrick, but they giggle] Okay, you're having too much fun. [finishes zapping them as they become ghosts].
- Patrick: [wiggles his ghostly tail] We're mermaids!
- The Flying Dutchman: You're ghosts!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooh!
- SpongeBob: [to Patrick] We're ghosts! [with Patrick] Yaayyy!
- The Flying Dutchman: This isn't really working out the way I imagined.
- [Bubble transition to Squidward watering his garden]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [emerging from beneath and behind Squidward. ghostly moaning voice] Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh! Squuiiidwaaarrrd! [Squidward looks behind him]
- SpongeBob: It's SpongeBob.
- Patrick: And Patrick! We're ghoooooooosts! [with SpongeBob] Ooohhhh!
- SpongeBob: We're going to haunt you! FOREVEEEEER! [with Patrick] Oooooohhh—! [Squidward sprays them with his hose. normal voice] Well, that killed the mood. [SpongeBob and Patrick exit the scene]
- Squidward: I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower.
- [Bubble transition at night]
- SpongeBob: Good night, Patrick. Being a ghost can sure tire ya out!
- Patrick: Good night, ghost buddy!
- SpongeBob: [gets the key to his door, but it falls through his hand] That's odd. However shall I get in? [leans on door and falls through it] That's handy! [yawns] I am beat! Well, I don't have to take the stairs! [flies straight through the ceiling and into his bedroom, then lies down on his bed] Ah. [but falls through the bed, the floor, and ends up underground. Bubble transition to morning; SpongeBob exits his house with a very sleepy expression. He then goes to Patrick's house].
- SpongeBob: [tired] Hey, Patrick. I didn't sleep so good last night.
- Patrick: I didn't sleep at all. I can see through my eyelids. [closes his eyes and can see through his eyes; grabs SpongeBob] MY EYELIDS!!
- SpongeBob: [gasps] I'm late for work!
- Patrick: [whispers] My eyelids...
- [Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'm here!
- Harold: [walks by, gets scared of SpongeBob, seeing him as a ghost, and runs out of The Krusty Krab. screams] Ahh! Mermaid!
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're late! Why are you bright green, and what happened to your legs?
- Squidward: He's a ghost, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: A ghost, eh? Can you still cook Krabby Patties?
- SpongeBob: Can do, Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: Then get your Captain's Quarters in the kitchen!
- SpongeBob: Aye, aye, old living employeer! [flies through Mr. Krabs and into the kitchen, leaving Mr. Krabs covered in slime]
- Mr. Krabs: Ewww.
- SpongeBob: [goes through kitchen door] La la la la! [grabs spatula, but it falls through his hand; picks up spatula, whistles, and breaks it, revealing its spirit; uses it to pick up a Krabby Patty, but it falls through; SpongeBob begins to struggle picking up the patty, but it burns, and disappears; SpongeBob begins to cry] I can't cook Krabby Patties! I don't wanna be a ghost anymore, Patrick!
- Patrick: I don't either. I can't even eat anything! Food just goes right through me! [eats a Krabby Patty, but it falls through him]
- Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Bleah! / Yuck!
- Patrick: Maybe the weird hairless man will change us back?
- SpongeBob: Yeah! Let's go see The Flying Dutchman!
- [Bubble transition to The Flying Dutchman's cave, where he is rubbing his chin, which is where his beard used to be]
- The Flying Dutchman: Well, at least I still have my personality.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [begging. SpongeBob] Change us back! Change us back! We don't like being ghosts! I don't want to be a ghost! [Patrick] Change us back! Change us back! Change us back! We don't like to be a lie again!
- SpongeBob: Please, Mr. Dutchman, we can't take it! Constantly moaning and groaning!
- Patrick: Invisible to the world!
- SpongeBob: [starts to cry] Living without a soul!
- Patrick: [crying] IT'S MISERABLE!
- SpongeBob: [sobs] HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE LIKE THIS?! [cut to Squidward sipping tea. He looks back. He continues]
- The Flying Dutchman: Hmm, I guess you feel my pain. Well, I'll lift the curse from ya. [snaps fingers, but they are still ghosts]
- SpongeBob: Hey. We're still ghosts.
- The Flying Dutchman: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The curse will wear off when my beard grows back.
- SpongeBob: But we want to be normal, now!
- The Flying Dutchman: Well, I want to be on my date, now! But, you knuckleheads loused that up, too!
- SpongeBob: We're still ghosts, because you can't go on your date?
- Patrick: And you can't go on your date because you're ugly?
- Both: MAKEOVER!
- [Bubble transition to SpongeBob untying the Dutchman's hair and wraps it around his head; Patrick shakes his head; Bubble transition to SpongeBob spreading jelly on the Dutchman's face. Patrick smashes a jellyfish hive and they land on the Dutchman's face; SpongeBob and Patrick shake their heads. Bubble transition; SpongeBob is now on the Flying Dutchman's face]
- The Flying Dutchman: Thanks, fellas! I love the new beard. Well, I'm off on my date. Don't wait up. [he and Patrick laugh]
- Patrick: I don't get it...
- Narrator: Several months later.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick are lying around]
- SpongeBob: Well, here we are several months later! I wonder how the Flying Dutchman's doing on his date!
- The Flying Dutchman: I can't do it. SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME! I ain't the marrying type. [The Flying Dutchman's date appears] AAAHHHH! [runs away]