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[SpongeBob and Patrick are lying down outside, all bored]
SpongeBob: [yawns] Oh, I'm bored.
Patrick: Hmmm... Interesting. Me too! Let's go look for something to do in Old Man Squidward's shed!
SpongeBob: Old Man Squidward's shed?!
Patrick: [slowly] Yyyyyeeeep!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [SpongeBob and Patrick sneak inside] Ooohhh! [they spot Squidward's lawn mower] What's that?!
Patrick: What is it?
SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick.
Squidward: Ahh. La-da-dee-la-da-dum-la-da-doo! ... [walking towards his shed]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [SpongeBob's pretending to drive it and Patrick is immitating it. The door is about to open]
SpongeBob: It's Old Man Squidward!
Patrick: Hide!
Squidward: [Searches through his gardening tools] Where's my trowl?
Patrick: [whispering] SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: [whispering] Yes, Patrick?
Patrick: Is this a trowl? [turns to reveal the trowl in his butt]
SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick!
Squidward: Oh, here it is. [reaches for it. screams] AAAHHHH!!!
SpongeBob and Patrick: [shouts] AAHHH!!!
SpongeBob: Don't hurt us, Squidward!
Patrick: We're bored!
SpongeBob: We just wanted to play with your... [looks at lawnmower and points to it] ...whatever this thing is.
Squidward: No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! You morons would probably...! [pauses] You want to play with my lawnmower?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Squidward: Hmmm... [thinking]
SpongeBob: [mowing the lawn with Patrick] Thanks for letting us mow your lawn, Squidward! [SpongeBob and Patrick fall into lawnmower and get cut into pieces offscreen] AHHHH! My patty flipping hand! [SpongeBob and Patrick cry]
Squidward: [Not thinking. laughs to himself and starts the lawnmower] Knock yourselves out!
[SpongeBob and Patrick are riding around Squidward's yard on the lawnmower. The lawnmower breaks through the gate and rides straight toward the a graveyard. SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]
The Flying Dutchman: Excuse me, Davy, I've got my first blind date in 400 years and I've got to look good. [picks a torn shirt] It's a little torn. Of course this was the shirt I was buried in. Ahhh, memories! [sniffs it] Bleah! [coughs] Okay, that one's a bit ripe. Stained. Too itchy! Hey, there she is! I've been saving this beauty for a special occasion! [puts on coat] Sssss! Looking good! [SpongeBob and Patrick are still riding the lawn mower. The cave ceiling shakes and dirt lands on the Dutchman's clothes. He gets furious] Who dares-- [gets hit by lawnmower] Who-- [gets hit by lawnmower again] --disturb-- [gets hit a second time] --The Flying-- [gets hit a third time] --Dutchman?! [feels his chin, reveals a mirror, and gasps, noticing his beard is gone] ME BEARD! Hey! [gets hit by lawnmower and gets livid. He zaps the lawnmower and takes SpongeBob and Patrick off of it] WHO DARES DISTURB THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?!
SpongeBob: You're not The Flying Dutchman!
Patrick: Yeah. The Flying Dutchman has a beard.
The Flying Dutchman: I don't look like The Flying Dutchman, because... [lividly. shouts] YOU MORONS CUT OFF MY BEARD!!!
SpongeBob: Ooh! It makes you look a thousand years younger!
The Flying Dutchman: I don't want to look younger! I HATE youth! I'll probably get pimples again.
Patrick: Your beard will just grow back.
The Flying Dutchman: You know nothing about me facial hair. It'll take a thousand years for my beard to grow back!
SpongeBob: I'm sorry. But, we don't know what it's like to be ghosts.
The Flying Dutchman: Well, now's the time you've learned. Until my beard grows back, I'm going to turn you two fools into ghosts. Prepare to be GHOSTIFIED! [echo]
Patrick: Ghostified? That's not even a real word.
The Flying Dutchman: [zaps SpongeBob and Patrick, but they giggle] Okay, you're having too much fun. [finishes zapping them and they become ghosts].
Patrick: [wiggles his ghostly tail] We're mermaids!
The Flying Dutchman: You're ghosts!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooh'!
SpongeBob: [to Patrick] We're ghosts! [with Patrick] Yaayyy!
The Flying Dutchman: This isn't really working out the way I imagined.
[Bubble transition to Squidward watering his garden]
SpongeBob and Patrick: [emerging from beneath and behind Squidward. ghostly voice] Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh! Squuiiidwaaarrrd! [Squidward looks behind him]
SpongeBob: It's SpongeBob.
Patrick: And Patrick! We're ghoooooooosts! [with SpongeBob] Ooohhhh
SpongeBob: We're going to haunt you! FOREVEEEEER! [with Patrick] Oohhh-- ! [Squidward sprays them with his hose. normal voice] Well, that killed the mood. [SpongeBob and Patrick exit the scene]
Squidward: I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower.
[Bubble transition at night]
SpongeBob: Good night, Patrick. Being a ghost can sure tire ya out!
Patrick: Good night, ghostbuddy!
SpongeBob: [gets the key to his door, but it falls through his hand] That's odd. However shall I get in? [leans on door and falls through it] That's handy! [yawns] I am beat! Well, I don't have to take the stairs! [flies through the ceiling and into his bedroom, then lies down on his bed] Ah. but falls through the bed, the floor, and ends up underground. Bubble transition to morning; SpongeBob exits his house with a very sleepy expression. He then goes to Patrick's house].
SpongeBob: [tired] Hey, Patrick. I didn't sleep so good last night.
Patrick: I didn't sleep at all. I can see through my eyelids. [closes his eyes and can see through his eyes; grabs SpongeBob] MY EYELIDS!!
SpongeBob: [gasps] I'm late for work!
Patrick: [whispers] My eyelids...
[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'm here!
Harold: [walks by, gets scared of SpongeBob, seeing him as a ghost, and runs out of The Krusty Krab. screams] Ahh! Mermaid!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're late! Why are you bright green, and what happened to your legs?
Squidward: He's a ghost, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: A ghost, eh? Can you still cook Krabby Patties?
SpongeBob: Can do, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Then get your Captain's Quarters in the kitchen!
SpongeBob: Aye, aye, old living employeer! [flies through Mr. Krabs and into the kitchen, leaving Mr. Krabs covered in slime]
Mr. Krabs: Ewww.
SpongeBob: [goes through kitchen door] La la la la! [grabs spatula, but it falls through his hand; picks up spatula, whistles, and breaks it, revealing its spirit; uses it to pick up a Krabby Patty, but it falls through; SpongeBob begins to struggle picking up the patty, but it burns, and dissappears; SpongeBob begins to wail] Aaahaahaah! I can't cook Krabby Patties! I don't wanna be a ghost anymore, Patrick!
Patrick: I don't either. I can't even eat anything! Food just goes right through me! [eats a Krabby Patty, but it falls through him]
Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Bleah! / Yuck!
Patrick: Maybe the weird hairless man will change us back?
SpongeBob: Yeah! Let's go see The Flying Dutchman!
[Bubble transition to The Flying Dutchman's cave, where he is rubbing his chin, which is where his beard used to be]
The Flying Dutchman: Well, at least I still have my personality.
SpongeBob and Patrick: [begging. SpongeBob] Change us back! Change us back! We don't like being ghosts! I don't want to be a ghost! [Patrick] Change us back! Change us back! Change us back! We don't like to be a lie again!
SpongeBob: Please, Mr. Dutchman, we can't take it! Constantly moaning and groaning!
Patrick: Invisible to the world!
SpongeBob: [starts to cry] Living without a soul!
Patrick: [crying] IT'S MISERABLE!
SpongeBob: [sobs] HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE LIKE THIS?! [cut to Squidward sipping tea. He looks back. He continues]
The Flying Dutchman: Hmm, I guess you feel my pain. Well, I'll lift the curse from ya. [snaps fingers, but they are still ghosts]
SpongeBob: Hey. We're still ghosts.
The Flying Dutchman: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The curse will wear off when my beard grows back.
SpongeBob: But we want to be normal, now!
The Flying Dutchman: Well, I want to be on my date, now! But, you knuckleheads loused that up, too!
SpongeBob: We're still ghosts, because you can't go on your date?
Patrick: And you can't go on your date because you're ugly?
Both: MAKEOVER!
[Bubble transition to SpongeBob untying the Dutchman's hair and wraps it around his head; Patrick shakes his head; Bubble transition to SpongeBob spreading jelly on the Dutchman's face. Patrick smashes a jellyfish hive and they land on the Dutchman's face; SpongeBob and Patrick shake their heads. Bubble transition; SpongeBob is now on the Flying Dutchman's face]
The Flying Dutchman: Thanks, fellas! I love the new beard. Well, I'm off on my date. Don't wait up. [he and Patrick laugh]
Patrick: I don't get it...
Narrator: Several months later.
[SpongeBob and Patrick are lying around]
SpongeBob: Well, here we are several months later! I wonder how the Flying Dutchman's doing on his date!
The Flying Dutchman: I can't do it. SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME! I ain't the marrying type. [The Flying Dutchman's date appears] AAAHHHH! [runs away]

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+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are lying down outside, all bored]''}}
-|prev = Kracked Krabs
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[yawns]'' Oh, I'm bored.}}
-|title = The Curse of Bikini Bottom
+{{L|Patrick|Hmmm... Interesting. Me too! Let's go look for something to do in Old Man Squidward's shed!}}
-|next = Squidward in Clarinetland
+{{L|SpongeBob|Old Man Squidward's shed?!}}
-|titlecard = Curse of Bikini Bottom.jpg
+{{L|Patrick|''[slowly]'' Yyyyyeeeep!}}
-|season = 7
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[SpongeBob and Patrick sneak inside]'' Ooohhh! ''[they spot Squidward's lawn mower]'' What's that?!}}
-|episode = 133a
+{{L|Patrick|What is it?}}
-|airdate = [[October 24]], [[2009]]
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't know, Patrick.}}
-|seasonname = seven
+{{L|Squidward|Ahh. La-da-dee-la-da-dum-la-da-doo! ... ''[walking towards his shed]''}}
-}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick| ''[SpongeBob's pretending to drive it and Patrick is immitating it. The door is about to open]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|It's Old Man Squidward!}}
-''[SpongeBob and Patrick are lying down outside, all bored]''
+{{L|Patrick|Hide!}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[Searches through his gardening tools]'' Where's my trowl?}}
-'''SpongeBob''': ''[yawns]'' Oh, I'm bored.
+{{L|Patrick|''[whispering]'' SpongeBob?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispering]'' Yes, Patrick?}}
-'''Patrick''': Hmmm... Interesting. ME TOO!
+{{L|Patrick|Is this a trowl? ''[turns to reveal the trowl in his butt]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Patrick!}}
-'''SpongeBob''': ''[sighs] ''What do you want to do?
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, here it is. ''[reaches for it. screams]'' AAAHHHH!!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[shouts]'' AAHHH!!!}}
-'''Patrick''': Hey, let's go play in Old Man Squidward's shed!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't hurt us, Squidward!}}
+{{L|Patrick|We're bored!}}
-'''SpongeBob''': Old Man Squidward's shed?!
+{{L|SpongeBob|We just wanted to play with your... ''[looks at lawnmower and points to it]'' ...whatever this thing is.}}
+{{L|Squidward|No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! You morons would probably...! ''[pauses]'' You want to play with my lawnmower?}}
-'''Patrick''': Yeeeeeeeaappah!
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Hmmm... ''[thinking]''}}
-''[SpongeBob and Patrick sneak inside] [they spot Squidward's lawn mower]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[mowing the lawn with Patrick]'' Thanks for letting us mow your lawn, Squidward! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick fall into lawnmower and get cut into pieces offscreen]'' AHHHH! My patty flipping hand! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick cry]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[Not thinking. laughs to himself and starts the lawnmower]'' Knock yourselves out!}}
-'''Squidward''': La-da-dee-la-da-dool... ''[walking towards his shed]''
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are riding around Squidward's yard on the lawnmower. The lawnmower breaks through the gate and rides straight toward the a graveyard. SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]''}}
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|Excuse me, Davy, I've got my first blind date in 400 years and I've got to look good. ''[picks a torn shirt]'' It's a little torn. Of course this was the shirt I was buried in. Ahhh, memories! ''[sniffs it]'' Bleah! ''[coughs]'' Okay, that one's a bit ripe. Stained. Too itchy! Hey, there she is! I've been saving this beauty for a special occasion! ''[puts on coat]'' Sssss! Looking good! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick are still riding the lawn mower. The cave ceiling shakes and dirt lands on the Dutchman's clothes. He gets furious]'' Who dares-- ''[gets hit by lawnmower]'' Who-- ''[gets hit by lawnmower again]'' --disturb-- ''[gets hit a second time]'' --The Flying-- ''[gets hit a third time]'' --Dutchman?! ''[feels his chin, reveals a mirror, and gasps, noticing his beard is gone]'' ME BEARD! Hey! ''[gets hit by lawnmower and gets livid. He zaps the lawnmower and takes SpongeBob and Patrick off of it]'' WHO DARES DISTURB THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?!}}
-'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': ''[SpongeBob's pretending to drive it and Patrick is immitating it] [the door is about to open]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|You're not The Flying Dutchman!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah. The Flying Dutchman has a beard.}}
-'''SpongeBob''': It's Old Man Squidward!
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|I don't look like The Flying Dutchman, because... ''[lividly. shouts]'' YOU MORONS CUT OFF MY BEARD!!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh! It makes you look a thousand years younger!}}
-'''Patrick''': Hide!
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|I don't want to look younger! I HATE youth! I'll probably get pimples again.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Your beard will just grow back.}}
-'''Squidward''': ''[Searches through his gardening tools] ''Where's my trowl?
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|You know nothing about me facial hair. It'll take a thousand years for my beard to grow back!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry. But, we don't know what it's like to be ghosts.}}
-'''Patrick''': ''[whispering]'' SpongeBob?
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|Well, now's the time you've learned. Until my beard grows back, I'm going to turn you two fools into ghosts. Prepare to be GHOSTIFIED! ''[echo]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Ghostified? That's not even a real word.}}
-'''SpongeBob''': ''[whispering]'' Yes, Patrick?
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|''[zaps SpongeBob and Patrick, but they giggle]'' Okay, you're having too much fun. ''[finishes zapping them and they become ghosts]''.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[wiggles his ghostly tail]'' We're mermaids!}}
-'''Patrick''': Is this a trowl? ''[turns to reveal the trowl in his butt]''
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|You're ghosts!}}
-'''SpongeBob''': Yeah!
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ooh'!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[to Patrick]'' We're ghosts! ''[with Patrick]'' Yaayyy!}}
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|This isn't really working out the way I imagined.}}
-'''Squidward''': Oh, here it is. ''[reaches for it and screams; SpongeBob and Patrick scream, too] ''What are you two doing in here?!?
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward watering his garden]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[emerging from beneath and behind Squidward. ghostly voice]'' Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh! Squuiiidwaaarrrd! ''[Squidward looks behind him]''}}
-'''SpongeBob''': Squidward! Please don't hurt us. We just wanted to play with... ''[looks at lawnmower and points to it] ''whatever this thing is.
+{{L|SpongeBob|It's SpongeBob.}}
+{{L|Patrick|And Patrick! We're ghoooooooosts! ''[with SpongeBob]'' Ooohhhh}}
-'''Squidward''': No! No! No! You guys will probably...! ''[pauses] ''You want to play with my lawnmower?
+{{L|SpongeBob|We're going to haunt you! FOREVEEEEER! ''[with Patrick]'' Oohhh-- ! ''[Squidward sprays them with his hose. normal voice]'' Well, that killed the mood. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick exit the scene]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower.}}
-'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Yes, please, Squidward!
+{{L|''[Bubble transition at night]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Good night, Patrick. Being a ghost can sure tire ya out!}}
-'''Squidward''': Hmmm... ''[thinking]''
+{{L|Patrick|Good night, ghostbuddy!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gets the key to his door, but it falls through his hand]'' That's odd. However shall I get in? ''[leans on door and falls through it]'' That's handy! ''[yawns]'' I am beat! Well, I don't have to take the stairs! ''[flies through the ceiling and into his bedroom, then lies down on his bed]'' Ah. but falls through the bed, the floor, and ends up underground. Bubble transition to morning; SpongeBob exits his house with a very sleepy expression. He then goes to Patrick's house]''.}}
-'''SpongeBob''': ''[mowing the lawn with Patrick] ''Thanks for leting us mow your lawn Squidward! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick fall into lawnmower and get cut into pieces offscreen] ''Ahhhh! My patty flipping hand! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick cry]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[tired]'' Hey, Patrick. I didn't sleep so good last night.}}
+{{L|Patrick|I didn't sleep at all. I can see through my eyelids. ''[closes his eyes and can see through his eyes; grabs SpongeBob]'' MY EYELIDS!!}}
-'''Squidward''':'' [Not thinking] [laughs to himself and starts the lawnmower] ''Knock yourselves out!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' I'm late for work!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[whispers]'' My eyelids...}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'm here!}}
-''[SpongeBob and Patrick are riding around Squidward's yard on the lawnmower. The lawnmower breaks through the gate and rides straight toward the a graveyard. SpongeBob and Patrick giggle.]''
+{{L|Harold|''[walks by, gets scared of SpongeBob, seeing him as a ghost, and runs out of The Krusty Krab. screams]'' Ahh! Mermaid!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, you're late! Why are you bright green, and what happened to your legs?}}
-'''The Flying Dutchman''': Excuse me, lady, but I'm need to get ready for my date for 40 years. I've got to look good. ''[picks a tattered shirt] ''Tattered, though this ''was'' the shirt I was buried in. Ahhh, memories! ''[sniffs it]'' Bleah! ''[coughs] ''Stained. Too itchy! Ah, here it is! ''[puts on coat] ''Looking good! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick are still riding the lawn mower.]''
+{{L|Squidward|He's a ghost, Mr. Krabs.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|A ghost, eh? Can you still cook Krabby Patties?}}
-''[The cave ceiling shakes and dirt lands on The Flying Dutchman's clothes.]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|Can do, Mr. Krabs!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Then get your Captain's Quarters in the kitchen!}}
-'''The Flying Dutchman''': ''[Gets mad] ''Who dares... ''[gets hit by lawnmower] ''Who... ''[gets hit by lawnmower again] ''disturb... ''[gets hit once again] ''The Flying... ''[gets hit yet again] ''Dutchman!? [feels his chin, reveals a mirror, and gasps, noticing his beard is gone] ME BEARD! Hey! ''[gets hit by lawnmower and gets mad] [zaps the lawnmower and takes SpongeBob and Patrick off of it] ''Who dares disturb The Flying Dutchman!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye, old living employeer! ''[flies through Mr. Krabs and into the kitchen, leaving Mr. Krabs covered in slime]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ewww.}}
-'''SpongeBob''': You're not The Flying Dutchman!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[goes through kitchen door]'' La la la la! ''[grabs spatula, but it falls through his hand; picks up spatula, whistles, and breaks it, revealing its spirit; uses it to pick up a Krabby Patty, but it falls through; SpongeBob begins to struggle picking up the patty, but it burns, and dissappears; SpongeBob begins to wail]'' Aaahaahaah! I can't cook Krabby Patties! I don't wanna be a ghost anymore, Patrick!}}
+{{L|Patrick|I don't either. I can't even eat anything! Food just goes right through me! ''[eats a Krabby Patty, but it falls through him]''}}
-'''Patrick''': Yeah. The Flying Dutchman has a beard.
+{{L|Squidward and Mr. Krabs|Bleah! / Yuck!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Maybe the weird hairless man will change us back?}}
-'''The Flying Dutchman''': I don't look like The Flying Dutchman, because you morons ripped me beard off!
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah! Let's go see The Flying Dutchman!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to The Flying Dutchman's cave, where he is rubbing his chin, which is where his beard used to be]''}}
-'''SpongeBob''': Ooh! It makes you look a thousand years younger!
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|Well, at least I still have my personality.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[begging. SpongeBob]'' Change us back! Change us back! We don't like being ghosts! I don't want to be a ghost! ''[Patrick]'' Change us back! Change us back! Change us back! We don't like to be a lie again!}}
-'''The Flying Dutchman''': I don't want to look younger! I HATE youth! I might grow pimples again.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Please, Mr. Dutchman, we can't take it! Constantly moaning and groaning!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Invisible to the world!}}
-'''Patrick''': Your beard will just grow back.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[starts to cry]'' Living without a soul!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[crying]'' IT'S MISERABLE!}}
-'''The Flying Dutchman''': You don't know anything about me facial hair. It'll take a thousand years for my beard to grow back!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[sobs]'' HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE LIKE THIS?! ''[cut to Squidward sipping tea. He looks back. He continues]''}}
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|Hmm, I guess you feel my pain. Well, I'll lift the curse from ya. ''[snaps fingers, but they are still ghosts]''}}
-'''SpongeBob''': But, we don't know what it's like being a ghost.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey. We're still ghosts.}}
-'''The Flying Dutchman''': Well, now's the time you've learned. Until my beard grows back, I'm going to turn you two into ghosts. Prepare to be GHOSTIFIED!
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|Yeah, yeah, yeah. The curse will wear off when my beard grows back.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|But we want to be normal, now!}}
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|Well, I want to be on my date, now! But, you knuckleheads loused that up, too!}}
-'''Patrick''': 'Ghostified'? That's not even a real word.
+{{L|SpongeBob|We're still ghosts, because you can't go on your date?}}
+{{L|Patrick|And you can't go on your date because you're ugly?}}
-'''The Flying Dutchman''':'' [zaps SpongeBob and Patrick, but they giggle] ''Okay, you two are having too much fun. ''[finishes zapping them and they become ghosts].''
+{{L|Both|MAKEOVER!}}
+{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob untying the Dutchman's hair and wraps it around his head; Patrick shakes his head; Bubble transition to SpongeBob spreading jelly on the Dutchman's face. Patrick smashes a jellyfish hive and they land on the Dutchman's face; SpongeBob and Patrick shake their heads. Bubble transition; SpongeBob is now on the Flying Dutchman's face]''}}
-'''Patrick''': ''[wiggles his ghostly tail] ''We're mermaids!
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|Thanks, fellas! I love the new beard. Well, I'm off on my date. Don't wait up. ''[he and Patrick laugh]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I don't get it...}}
-'''The Flying Dutchman''': You're ghosts!
+{{L|Narrator|Several months later.}}
-'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Ooh, we're ghosts. Wooo!
+{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are lying around]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, here we are several months later! I wonder how the Flying Dutchman's doing on his date!}}
+{{L|The Flying Dutchman|I can't do it. SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME! I ain't the marrying type. ''[The Flying Dutchman's date appears]'' AAAHHHH! ''[runs away]''}}
-'''The Flying Dutchman''': This isn't exactly working as I thought.
-''[Bubble transition to Squidward watering his garden]''
-'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': ''[emerging from beneath and behind Squidward] [ghostly voice] ''Squuiiidwaaarrrd! ''[Squidward looks behind him]''
-'''Patrick''': We're ghoooosts!
-'''SpongeBob''': We're going to haunt you! FOOOOEEVEEERRR! Ooooohhh! ''[Squiward sprays them with his hose] ''Well that killed the mood. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick exit the scene]''
-'''Squidward''': I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower.
-''[Bubble transition at night]''
-'''SpongeBob''': Being a ghost can sure tire ya! Good night, Patrick.
-'''Patrick''': Good night, ghostbuddy!
-'''SpongeBob''': ''[gets the key to his door, but it falls through his hand] ''Hmmm. That's odd. However shall I get in? ''[leans on door and falls through it]'' That's useful! ''[yawns]''''' '''I'm beat! Well at least I don't have to take the stairs! ''[flies through the ceiling and into his bedroom, then lies down on his bed] ''Ah. ''[goes to sleep, but falls through the bed, the floor, and ends up underground]''
-''[Bubble transition to morning; SpongeBob exits his house with a very sleepy expression. He then goes to Patrick's house].''
-'''SpongeBob''': ''[tired] ''Patrick? I didn't sleep so good last night.
-'''Patrick''': I didn't sleep at all. I can see through my eyelids. ''[closes his eyes and can see through his eyes; grabs SpongeBob] ''MY EYELIDS!
-'''SpongeBob''': ''[gasps] ''I'm late for work!
-'''Patrick''': ''[whispers] ''My eyelids...
-''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]''
-'''SpongeBob''': Sorry I'm late Mr. Krabs!
-'''Fish''': ''[walks by, gets scared of SpongeBob, seeing him as a ghost, and runs out of The Krusty Krab] ''Ahhh! Mermaid!
-'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, you're late! Say, why are you bright green, and what happened to your arms and legs, boy?
-'''Squidward''': He's a ghost, Mr. Krabs.
-'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh. Can you still make Krabby Patties?
-'''SpongeBob''': Can-do, Mr. Krabs!
-'''Mr. Krabs''': Then get your Captain's Quarters in the kitchen!
-'''SpongeBob''': Aye, aye, living soul! ''[flies through Mr. Krabs and into the kitchen, leaving Mr. Krabs covered in slime]''
-'''Mr. Krabs''': Ewww.
-'''SpongeBob''': ''[goes through kitchen door] ''La la la la! ''[grabs spatula, but it falls through his hand; picks up spatula, whistles, and breaks it, revealing its spirit; uses it to pick up a Krabby Patty, but it falls through; SpongeBob begins to struggle picking up the patty, but it burns, and dissappears; SpongeBob begins to cry] ''Wahhhahhahah! I can't cook Krabby Patties! I don't wanna be a ghost anymore!
-'''Patrick''': I don't either. I can't even eat anything! Food just goes right through me! ''[eats a Krabby Patty, but it falls through him]''
-'''Squidward and Mr. Krabs''': Yuck!
-'''Patrick''': Should we go ask that weird hairless guy?
-'''SpongeBob''': Yeah! Let's go see The Flying Dutchman!
-''[Bubble transition to The Flying Dutchman's cave, where he is rubbing his chin, which is where his beard used to be]''
-'''The Flying Dutchman''': Well, at least I still have my personality.
-'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Please Mr. Flying Dutchman! Please change us back!
-'''The Flying Dutchman''': Okay. ''[snaps fingers, but they are still ghosts]''
-'''SpongeBob''': Um. We're still ghosts.
-'''The Flying Dutchman''': The curse will wear off as soon as my beard grows back.
-'''SpongeBob''': But we want to be normal, now!
-'''The Flying Dutchman''': I want to go on my date, now! But, you two loused that up, too!
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