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*'''SpongeBob''': ''[yawns]'' Oh, I'm bored. |
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[yawns]'' Oh, I'm bored. |
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− | *'''Patrick''': Hmmm... Interesting. |
+ | *'''Patrick''': Hmmm... Interesting. ''Me too!'' Let's go look for something to do in Old Man Squidward's shed! |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[sighs] ''What do you want to do? |
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− | *'''Patrick''': Hey, let's go play in Old Man Squidward's shed! |
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*'''SpongeBob''': Old Man Squidward's shed?! |
*'''SpongeBob''': Old Man Squidward's shed?! |
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− | *'''Patrick''': |
+ | *'''Patrick''': ''[slowly]'' Yyyyyeeeep! |
− | *''[SpongeBob and Patrick sneak inside] [they spot Squidward's lawn mower]' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''':[SpongeBob and Patrick sneak inside] Ooohhh! [they spot Squidward's lawn mower] What's that?! |
+ | *'''Patrick''':What is it? |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': I don't know, Patrick. |
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− | *'''Squidward''': La-da-dee-la-da- |
+ | *'''Squidward''': Ahh. La-da-dee-la-da-dum-la-da-doo! ... ''[walking towards his shed]'' |
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': ''[SpongeBob's pretending to drive it and Patrick is immitating it] [the door is about to open]'' |
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': ''[SpongeBob's pretending to drive it and Patrick is immitating it] [the door is about to open]'' |
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*'''SpongeBob''': ''[whispering]'' Yes, Patrick? |
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[whispering]'' Yes, Patrick? |
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− | *'''Patrick''': Is this a trowl? ''[turns to reveal the trowl in his butt]'' |
+ | *'''Patrick''': Is ''this ''a trowl? ''[turns to reveal the trowl in his butt]'' |
− | *'''SpongeBob''': |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Yes, Patrick! |
− | *'''Squidward''': Oh, here it is. ''[reaches for it |
+ | *'''Squidward''': Oh, here it is. ''[reaches for it] ''''[screams] '''''AAAHHHH!!!''' |
+ | *<span style="font-weight: bold;">SpongeBob and Patrick</span>: ''[shouts] '''AAHHH!!!''''' |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Don't hurt us, Squidward! |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': We're bored! |
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− | *'''Squidward''': No! No! No! You |
+ | *'''Squidward''': No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! You morons would probably...! ''[pauses] ''You want to play with my lawnmower? |
− | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': |
+ | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! |
*'''Squidward''': Hmmm... ''[thinking]'' |
*'''Squidward''': Hmmm... ''[thinking]'' |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[mowing the lawn with Patrick] ''Thanks for leting us mow your lawn Squidward! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick fall into lawnmower and get cut into pieces offscreen] '' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[mowing the lawn with Patrick] ''Thanks for leting us mow your lawn, Squidward! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick fall into lawnmower and get cut into pieces offscreen] ''AHHHH! My patty flipping hand! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick cry]'' |
*'''Squidward''':'' [Not thinking] [laughs to himself and starts the lawnmower] ''Knock yourselves out! |
*'''Squidward''':'' [Not thinking] [laughs to himself and starts the lawnmower] ''Knock yourselves out! |
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*''[SpongeBob and Patrick are riding around Squidward's yard on the lawnmower. The lawnmower breaks through the gate and rides straight toward the a graveyard. SpongeBob and Patrick giggle.]'' |
*''[SpongeBob and Patrick are riding around Squidward's yard on the lawnmower. The lawnmower breaks through the gate and rides straight toward the a graveyard. SpongeBob and Patrick giggle.]'' |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Excuse me, |
+ | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Excuse me, Davy, I've got my first blind date in 400 years and I've got to look good. ''[picks a torn shirt] ''It's a little torn. Of course this ''was'' the shirt I was buried in. Ahhh, memories! ''[sniffs it]'' Bleah! ''[coughs]'' Okay, ''that ''one's a bit ripe. Stained. Too itchy! Hey, there she is! I've been saving this beauty for a special occasion! ''[puts on coat] ''Sssss! Looking good! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick are still riding the lawn mower.'''' The cave ceiling shakes and dirt lands on The Flying Dutchman's clothes. He ''''gets furious] ''Who dares-- ''[gets hit by lawnmower] ''Who-- ''[gets hit by lawnmower again] ''--disturb-- ''[gets hit a second time] ''--The Flying-- ''[gets hit a third time] ''--Dutchman?! ''[feels his chin, reveals a mirror, and gasps, noticing his beard is gone]'' ''ME BEARD!'' Hey! ''[gets hit by lawnmower and gets livid. He zaps the lawnmower and takes SpongeBob and Patrick off of it] WHO DARES DISTURB THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?!'' |
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− | *''[The cave ceiling shakes and dirt lands on The Flying Dutchman's clothes.]'' |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': ''[Gets mad] ''Who dares... ''[gets hit by lawnmower] ''Who... ''[gets hit by lawnmower again] ''disturb... ''[gets hit once again] ''The Flying... ''[gets hit yet again] ''Dutchman!? [feels his chin, reveals a mirror, and gasps, noticing his beard is gone] ME BEARD! Hey! ''[gets hit by lawnmower and gets mad] [zaps the lawnmower and takes SpongeBob and Patrick off of it] ''Who dares disturb The Flying Dutchman! |
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*'''SpongeBob''': You're not The Flying Dutchman! |
*'''SpongeBob''': You're not The Flying Dutchman! |
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*'''Patrick''': Yeah. The Flying Dutchman has a beard. |
*'''Patrick''': Yeah. The Flying Dutchman has a beard. |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': I don't look like The Flying Dutchman, because |
+ | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': I don't look like The Flying Dutchman, because... ''[lividly] [''''shouts] '''YOU MORONS CUT OFF MY BEARD!!!''''' |
*'''SpongeBob''': Ooh! It makes you look a thousand years younger! |
*'''SpongeBob''': Ooh! It makes you look a thousand years younger! |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': I don't want to look younger! I HATE youth! I |
+ | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': I don't want to look younger! I ''HATE'' youth! I'll probably get pimples again. |
*'''Patrick''': Your beard will just grow back. |
*'''Patrick''': Your beard will just grow back. |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': You |
+ | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': You know nothing about me facial hair. It'll take a thousand years for my beard to grow back! |
− | *'''SpongeBob''': But, we don't know what it's like |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': I'm sorry. But, we don't know what it's like to be ghosts. |
− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Well, now's the time you've learned. Until my beard grows back, I'm going to turn you two into ghosts. Prepare to be GHOSTIFIED! |
+ | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Well, now's the time you've learned. Until my beard grows back, I'm going to turn you two fools into ghosts. Prepare to be ''GHOSTIFIED!'' ''[echo] '' |
− | *'''Patrick''': |
+ | *'''Patrick''': "Ghostified"? That's not even a real word. |
− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''':'' [zaps SpongeBob and Patrick, but they giggle] ''Okay, you |
+ | *'''The Flying Dutchman''':'' [zaps SpongeBob and Patrick, but they giggle] ''Okay, you're having too much fun. ''[finishes zapping them and they become ghosts].'' |
*'''Patrick''': ''[wiggles his ghostly tail] ''We're mermaids! |
*'''Patrick''': ''[wiggles his ghostly tail] ''We're mermaids! |
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*'''The Flying Dutchman''': You're ghosts! |
*'''The Flying Dutchman''': You're ghosts! |
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− | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Ooh |
+ | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': ''Ooh''''!'' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[to Patrick] ''We're ghosts! ''[with Patrick] ''Yaayyy! |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': This isn't |
+ | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': This isn't really working out the way I imagined. |
*''[Bubble transition to Squidward watering his garden]'' |
*''[Bubble transition to Squidward watering his garden]'' |
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− | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': ''[emerging from beneath and behind Squidward] [ghostly voice] ''Squuiiidwaaarrrd! ''[Squidward looks behind him]'' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': ''[emerging from beneath and behind Squidward] [ghostly voice] Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh! ''Squuiiidwaaarrrd! ''[Squidward looks behind him]'' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': It's SpongeBob. |
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− | *'''Patrick''': We're |
+ | *'''Patrick''': And Patrick! We're ghoooooooosts! ''[with SpongeBob] ''''Ooohhhh!'' |
− | *'''SpongeBob''': We're going to haunt you! |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': We're going to haunt you! ''FOREVEEEEER!'' <span style="font-style: italic;">''[with Patrick] ''Oohhh-- !</span> ''[Squiward sprays them with his hose] [normal voice] ''Well, ''that'' killed the mood. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick exit the scene]'' |
*'''Squidward''': I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower. |
*'''Squidward''': I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower. |
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*''[Bubble transition at night]'' |
*''[Bubble transition at night]'' |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Being a ghost can sure tire ya |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Good night, Patrick. Being a ghost can sure tire ya out! |
*'''Patrick''': Good night, ghostbuddy! |
*'''Patrick''': Good night, ghostbuddy! |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[gets the key to his door, but it falls through his hand] '' |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[gets the key to his door, but it falls through his hand] ''That's odd. However shall I get in? ''[leans on door and falls through it]'' That's handy! ''[yawns]''''' '''I am beat! Well, I don't have to take the stairs! ''[flies through the ceiling and into his bedroom, then lies down on his bed] ''Ah. ''but falls through the bed, the floor, and ends up underground]'' |
*''[Bubble transition to morning; SpongeBob exits his house with a very sleepy expression. He then goes to Patrick's house].'' |
*''[Bubble transition to morning; SpongeBob exits his house with a very sleepy expression. He then goes to Patrick's house].'' |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[tired] ''Patrick |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[tired] ''Hey, Patrick. I didn't sleep so good last night. |
− | *'''Patrick''': I didn't sleep at all. I can see through my eyelids. ''[closes his eyes and can see through his eyes; grabs SpongeBob] ''MY EYELIDS! |
+ | *'''Patrick''': I didn't sleep at all. I can see through my eyelids. ''[closes his eyes and can see through his eyes; grabs SpongeBob] <span style="display: none;"> </span>'''''<span id="cke_bm_123S" style="display: none;"> </span>MY EYELIDS!!'''<span style="display: none;"> </span><span id="cke_bm_123E" style="display: none;"> </span> |
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[gasps] ''I'm late for work! |
*'''SpongeBob''': ''[gasps] ''I'm late for work! |
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*''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]'' |
*''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]'' |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'm here! |
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+ | *<span style="font-weight: bold;">Harold</span>: ''[walks by, gets scared of SpongeBob, seeing him as a ghost, and runs out of The Krusty Krab] [screams] Ahh! ''Mermaid! |
− | *'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, you're late! |
+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob, you're late! Why are you bright green, and what happened to your legs? |
*'''Squidward''': He's a ghost, Mr. Krabs. |
*'''Squidward''': He's a ghost, Mr. Krabs. |
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− | *'''Mr. Krabs''': |
+ | *'''Mr. Krabs''': A ghost, eh? Can you still cook Krabby Patties? |
− | *'''SpongeBob''': Can |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Can do, Mr. Krabs! |
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Then get your Captain's Quarters in the kitchen! |
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Then get your Captain's Quarters in the kitchen! |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': Aye, aye, living |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Aye, aye, old living employeer! ''[flies through Mr. Krabs and into the kitchen, leaving Mr. Krabs covered in slime]'' |
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Ewww. |
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Ewww. |
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− | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[goes through kitchen door] ''La la la la! ''[grabs spatula, but it falls through his hand; picks up spatula, whistles, and breaks it, revealing its spirit; uses it to pick up a Krabby Patty, but it falls through; SpongeBob begins to struggle picking up the patty, but it burns, and dissappears; SpongeBob begins to |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[goes through kitchen door] ''La la la la! ''[grabs spatula, but it falls through his hand; picks up spatula, whistles, and breaks it, revealing its spirit; uses it to pick up a Krabby Patty, but it falls through; SpongeBob begins to struggle picking up the patty, but it burns, and dissappears; SpongeBob begins to wail] ''Aaahaahaah! I can't cook Krabby Patties! I don't wanna be a ghost anymore, Patrick! |
*'''Patrick''': I don't either. I can't even eat anything! Food just goes right through me! ''[eats a Krabby Patty, but it falls through him]'' |
*'''Patrick''': I don't either. I can't even eat anything! Food just goes right through me! ''[eats a Krabby Patty, but it falls through him]'' |
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− | *'''Squidward and Mr. Krabs''': Yuck! |
+ | *'''Squidward and Mr. Krabs''': Bleah! / Yuck! |
− | *'''Patrick''': |
+ | *'''Patrick''': Maybe the weird hairless man will change us back? |
*'''SpongeBob''': Yeah! Let's go see The Flying Dutchman! |
*'''SpongeBob''': Yeah! Let's go see The Flying Dutchman! |
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*'''The Flying Dutchman''': Well, at least I still have my personality. |
*'''The Flying Dutchman''': Well, at least I still have my personality. |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': ''[begging] ''''[SpongeBob] ''Change us back! Change us back! We don't like being ghosts! I don't want to be a ghost! ''[Patrick] ''Change us back! Change us back! Change us back! We don't like to be a lie again! |
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− | *'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': Please Mr. Flying Dutchman! Please change us back! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Please, Mr. Dutchman, we can't take it! Constantly moaning and groaning! |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': Invisible to the world! |
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+ | *'''SpongeBob''': ''[starts to cry] Living without a soul!'' |
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+ | *'''Patrick''': ''[crying] ''IT'S MISERABLE! |
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+ | *<span style="font-weight: bold;">SpongeBob</span>: <span style="font-style: italic;">''[sobs] ''HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE LIKE THIS?!</span> ''[cut to Squidward sipping tea. He looks back. He continues]'' |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': |
+ | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Hmm, I guess you feel my pain. Well, I'll lift the curse from ya. ''[snaps fingers, but they are still ghosts]'' |
− | *'''SpongeBob''': |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': Hey. We're still ghosts. |
− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': The curse will wear off |
+ | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Yeah, yeah, yeah. The curse will wear off when my beard grows back. |
− | *'''SpongeBob''': But we want to be normal, now! |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': But we want to be normal, ''now!'' |
− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': I want to |
+ | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Well, I want to be on my ''date,'' now! But, you knuckleheads loused that up, too! |
− | *'''SpongeBob''': |
+ | *'''SpongeBob''': We're still ghosts, because you can't go on your date? |
*'''Patrick''': And you can't go on your date because you're ugly? |
*'''Patrick''': And you can't go on your date because you're ugly? |
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− | *'''Both''': MAKEOVER! |
+ | *'''Both''': ''MAKEOVER!'' |
*''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob untying the Dutchman's hair and wraps it around his head; Patrick shakes his head; Bubble transition to SpongeBob spreading jelly on the Dutchman's face. Patrick smashes a jellyfish hive and they land on the Dutchman's face; SpongeBob and Patrick shake their heads]'' |
*''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob untying the Dutchman's hair and wraps it around his head; Patrick shakes his head; Bubble transition to SpongeBob spreading jelly on the Dutchman's face. Patrick smashes a jellyfish hive and they land on the Dutchman's face; SpongeBob and Patrick shake their heads]'' |
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*''[Bubble transition; SpongeBob is now on the Flying Dutchman's face]'' |
*''[Bubble transition; SpongeBob is now on the Flying Dutchman's face]'' |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Thanks, fellas! I love the new beard. |
+ | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': Thanks, fellas! I love the new beard. Well, I'm off on my date. Don't wait up. ''[he and Patrick laugh]'' |
*'''Patrick''': I don't get it... |
*'''Patrick''': I don't get it... |
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*'''Narrator''': Several months later. |
*'''Narrator''': Several months later. |
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*''[SpongeBob and Patrick are lying around]'' |
*''[SpongeBob and Patrick are lying around]'' |
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*'''SpongeBob''': Well, here we are several months later! I wonder how the Flying Dutchman's doing on his date! |
*'''SpongeBob''': Well, here we are several months later! I wonder how the Flying Dutchman's doing on his date! |
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− | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': I can't do it. SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME! I |
+ | *'''The Flying Dutchman''': I can't do it. ''SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME! ''I ain't the marrying type.'' [The Flying Dutchman's date appears]'' AAAHHHH!'' [runs away]'' |
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[[Category:Episode transcripts]] |
Revision as of 11:16, 4 August 2012
This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "The Curse of Bikini Bottom" from season 7, which aired on October 24, 2009.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick are lying down outside, all bored]
- SpongeBob: [yawns] Oh, I'm bored.
- Patrick: Hmmm... Interesting. Me too! Let's go look for something to do in Old Man Squidward's shed!
- SpongeBob: Old Man Squidward's shed?!
- Patrick: [slowly] Yyyyyeeeep!
- SpongeBob and Patrick:[SpongeBob and Patrick sneak inside] Ooohhh! [they spot Squidward's lawn mower] What's that?!
- Patrick:What is it?
- SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick.
- Squidward: Ahh. La-da-dee-la-da-dum-la-da-doo! ... [walking towards his shed]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [SpongeBob's pretending to drive it and Patrick is immitating it] [the door is about to open]
- SpongeBob: It's Old Man Squidward!
- Patrick: Hide!
- Squidward: [Searches through his gardening tools] Where's my trowl?
- Patrick: [whispering] SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: [whispering] Yes, Patrick?
- Patrick: Is this a trowl? [turns to reveal the trowl in his butt]
- SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick!
- Squidward: Oh, here it is. [reaches for it] '[screams] AAAHHHH!!!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [shouts] AAHHH!!!
- SpongeBob: Don't hurt us, Squidward!
- Patrick: We're bored!
- SpngeBob: We just wanted to play with your... [looks at lawnmower and points to it] ...whatever this thing is.
- Squidward: No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! You morons would probably...! [pauses] You want to play with my lawnmower?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Squidward: Hmmm... [thinking]
- SpongeBob: [mowing the lawn with Patrick] Thanks for leting us mow your lawn, Squidward! [SpongeBob and Patrick fall into lawnmower and get cut into pieces offscreen] AHHHH! My patty flipping hand! [SpongeBob and Patrick cry]
- Squidward: [Not thinking] [laughs to himself and starts the lawnmower] Knock yourselves out!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick are riding around Squidward's yard on the lawnmower. The lawnmower breaks through the gate and rides straight toward the a graveyard. SpongeBob and Patrick giggle.]
- The Flying Dutchman: Excuse me, Davy, I've got my first blind date in 400 years and I've got to look good. [picks a torn shirt] It's a little torn. Of course this was the shirt I was buried in. Ahhh, memories! [sniffs it] Bleah! [coughs] Okay, that one's a bit ripe. Stained. Too itchy! Hey, there she is! I've been saving this beauty for a special occasion! [puts on coat] Sssss! Looking good! [SpongeBob and Patrick are still riding the lawn mower.' The cave ceiling shakes and dirt lands on The Flying Dutchman's clothes. He 'gets furious] Who dares-- [gets hit by lawnmower] Who-- [gets hit by lawnmower again] --disturb-- [gets hit a second time] --The Flying-- [gets hit a third time] --Dutchman?! [feels his chin, reveals a mirror, and gasps, noticing his beard is gone] ME BEARD! Hey! [gets hit by lawnmower and gets livid. He zaps the lawnmower and takes SpongeBob and Patrick off of it] WHO DARES DISTURB THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?!
- SpongeBob: You're not The Flying Dutchman!
- Patrick: Yeah. The Flying Dutchman has a beard.
- The Flying Dutchman: I don't look like The Flying Dutchman, because... [lividly] ['shouts] YOU MORONS CUT OFF MY BEARD!!!
- SpongeBob: Ooh! It makes you look a thousand years younger!
- The Flying Dutchman: I don't want to look younger! I HATE youth! I'll probably get pimples again.
- Patrick: Your beard will just grow back.
- The Flying Dutchman: You know nothing about me facial hair. It'll take a thousand years for my beard to grow back!
- SpongeBob: I'm sorry. But, we don't know what it's like to be ghosts.
- The Flying Dutchman: Well, now's the time you've learned. Until my beard grows back, I'm going to turn you two fools into ghosts. Prepare to be GHOSTIFIED! [echo]
- Patrick: "Ghostified"? That's not even a real word.
- The Flying Dutchman: [zaps SpongeBob and Patrick, but they giggle] Okay, you're having too much fun. [finishes zapping them and they become ghosts].
- Patrick: [wiggles his ghostly tail] We're mermaids!
- The Flying Dutchman: You're ghosts!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Ooh'!
- SpongeBob: [to Patrick] We're ghosts! [with Patrick] Yaayyy!
- The Flying Dutchman: This isn't really working out the way I imagined.
- [Bubble transition to Squidward watering his garden]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [emerging from beneath and behind Squidward] [ghostly voice] Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh! Squuiiidwaaarrrd! [Squidward looks behind him]
- SpongeBob: It's SpongeBob.
- Patrick: And Patrick! We're ghoooooooosts! [with SpongeBob] 'Ooohhhh!
- SpongeBob: We're going to haunt you! FOREVEEEEER! [with Patrick] Oohhh-- ! [Squiward sprays them with his hose] [normal voice] Well, that killed the mood. [SpongeBob and Patrick exit the scene]
- Squidward: I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower.
- [Bubble transition at night]
- SpongeBob: Good night, Patrick. Being a ghost can sure tire ya out!
- Patrick: Good night, ghostbuddy!
- SpongeBob: [gets the key to his door, but it falls through his hand] That's odd. However shall I get in? [leans on door and falls through it] That's handy! [yawns] I am beat! Well, I don't have to take the stairs! [flies through the ceiling and into his bedroom, then lies down on his bed] Ah. but falls through the bed, the floor, and ends up underground]
- [Bubble transition to morning; SpongeBob exits his house with a very sleepy expression. He then goes to Patrick's house].
- SpongeBob: [tired] Hey, Patrick. I didn't sleep so good last night.
- Patrick: I didn't sleep at all. I can see through my eyelids. [closes his eyes and can see through his eyes; grabs SpongeBob] MY EYELIDS!!
- SpongeBob: [gasps] I'm late for work!
- Patrick: [whispers] My eyelids...
- [Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'm here!
- Harold: [walks by, gets scared of SpongeBob, seeing him as a ghost, and runs out of The Krusty Krab] [screams] Ahh! Mermaid!
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're late! Why are you bright green, and what happened to your legs?
- Squidward: He's a ghost, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: A ghost, eh? Can you still cook Krabby Patties?
- SpongeBob: Can do, Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: Then get your Captain's Quarters in the kitchen!
- SpongeBob: Aye, aye, old living employeer! [flies through Mr. Krabs and into the kitchen, leaving Mr. Krabs covered in slime]
- Mr. Krabs: Ewww.
- SpongeBob: [goes through kitchen door] La la la la! [grabs spatula, but it falls through his hand; picks up spatula, whistles, and breaks it, revealing its spirit; uses it to pick up a Krabby Patty, but it falls through; SpongeBob begins to struggle picking up the patty, but it burns, and dissappears; SpongeBob begins to wail] Aaahaahaah! I can't cook Krabby Patties! I don't wanna be a ghost anymore, Patrick!
- Patrick: I don't either. I can't even eat anything! Food just goes right through me! [eats a Krabby Patty, but it falls through him]
- Squidward and Mr. Krabs: Bleah! / Yuck!
- Patrick: Maybe the weird hairless man will change us back?
- SpongeBob: Yeah! Let's go see The Flying Dutchman!
- [Bubble transition to The Flying Dutchman's cave, where he is rubbing his chin, which is where his beard used to be]
- The Flying Dutchman: Well, at least I still have my personality.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [begging] '[SpongeBob] Change us back! Change us back! We don't like being ghosts! I don't want to be a ghost! [Patrick] Change us back! Change us back! Change us back! We don't like to be a lie again!
- SpongeBob: Please, Mr. Dutchman, we can't take it! Constantly moaning and groaning!
- Patrick: Invisible to the world!
- SpongeBob: [starts to cry] Living without a soul!
- Patrick: [crying] IT'S MISERABLE!
- SpongeBob: [sobs] HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE LIKE THIS?! [cut to Squidward sipping tea. He looks back. He continues]
- The Flying Dutchman: Hmm, I guess you feel my pain. Well, I'll lift the curse from ya. [snaps fingers, but they are still ghosts]
- SpongeBob: Hey. We're still ghosts.
- The Flying Dutchman: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The curse will wear off when my beard grows back.
- SpongeBob: But we want to be normal, now!
- The Flying Dutchman: Well, I want to be on my date, now! But, you knuckleheads loused that up, too!
- SpongeBob: We're still ghosts, because you can't go on your date?
- Patrick: And you can't go on your date because you're ugly?
- Both: MAKEOVER!
- [Bubble transition to SpongeBob untying the Dutchman's hair and wraps it around his head; Patrick shakes his head; Bubble transition to SpongeBob spreading jelly on the Dutchman's face. Patrick smashes a jellyfish hive and they land on the Dutchman's face; SpongeBob and Patrick shake their heads]
- [Bubble transition; SpongeBob is now on the Flying Dutchman's face]
- The Flying Dutchman: Thanks, fellas! I love the new beard. Well, I'm off on my date. Don't wait up. [he and Patrick laugh]
- Patrick: I don't get it...
- Narrator: Several months later.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick are lying around]
- SpongeBob: Well, here we are several months later! I wonder how the Flying Dutchman's doing on his date!
- The Flying Dutchman: I can't do it. SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME! I ain't the marrying type. [The Flying Dutchman's date appears] AAAHHHH! [runs away]