The Cent of Money/transcript

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• SpongeBob: [Sings to himself, then addresses Gary] I'm sorry Gary. I thought you were done.'... [SpongeBob is pushed down] Wow. This town is sure going down hill. [Bumps into Mr Krabs's parked boat]Uhh. Mr. Krabs. What are you doing out here.
• Mr. Krabs: Well... You know... Unwinding. Enjoying the free parking. [The "P" falls off the sign that says "free parking". [Gary's eyes start wiggling] What's happening to your little critter here?
• SpongeBob: I don't know. But when he does that he usually finds change.
• Mr. Krabs: Change? As in legal tender?
• SpongeBob: Yeah. Watch. [A penny flies onto Gary's shell]
• Mr. Krabs: Wow. Shiver me shell wax. You're like a little money detecting... Uh... You know... A sneagle.
• SpongeBob: You mean snail.
• Mr. Krabs: Thank you SpongeBob. How about you bring your sneagle into work with ye.
• SpongeBob: You said pets were not nothing but disease carrying vermins that should never be brought to the workplace.
• Mr. Krabs: But that was before I knew that they had such an amazing talent.
• SpongeBob: But the whole process causes Gary big discomfort. I could never do it to him.
• Mr. Krabs: I could.
• [Scene skips to the Krusty Krab. Money flies from the floor onto Gary's shell and Mr. Krabs takes it]
• Mr. Krabs: There you go. Bring in that change.[Money comes from the order boat and then from a piece of gum] I've been working on that one for months. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr!
• SpongeBob: What's so funny, Mr. Krabs.
• Mr. Krabs: Uhh... SpongeBob. Shouldn't you be out back scrubbing the dumpster.
• SpongeBob: Done and done!
• Mr. Krabs: Then get back there and scrub the poopdeck so to speak.
• SpongeBob: Yes sir!
• Gary: [gets the coins on his shell]
• Nat Peterson: Hey! What are you doing with my change!? [captions version Hey, what ware you doing with my change?]
• Mr. Krabs: Anything on the floor gains. [Gary gets change from two people]
• Sun Breathe Nazz: Hey! [Money goes into Mr. Krab's pockets. The back of Mr Krab's pants falls off and a lot of money comes out]
• Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Looks like I need pockets for me pockets![A whole group of customers walks out of the Krusty Krab, muttering angrily.] Ahh. Fine! With my new money finder... Who needs ya![Slams the door]Ahh. I was about to close up shop anyways.
• SpongeBob: CLOSE UP! Come on Gar. You're coming with me.
• Mr. Krabs: You aren't taking him anywhere yet. You haven't greased the fryer yet. [Slams a brush in SpongeBob's mouth] Don't worry about Jerry. I'll make sure he gets his nightly craw.
• SpongeBob: Gary.
• [Scene skips to Goo Lagoon]
• Mr. Krabs: [Uses Gary like a detector. Money comes from the ground and then a sun bather]Heh, heh. Excuse me mam.
• [Scene skips to the middle of Bikini Bottom]
• Mr Krabs: [Still using Gary like a detector. Money comes from a sewer] Dirty money spends just like the clean. [Bumps into SpongeBob]
• SpongeBob: I've finished greasing the fryer. [Barfs up money]
• Mr. Krabs: You sure make easy work.
• SpongeBob: Try telling that to my frizzled hands. [Hands disintegrate]
• Mr. Krabs: Yeah. But you still have work to do.
• SpongeBob: I do?
• Mr. Krabs: Yeah. How about you rearrange the wall rivets from smallest to largest.
• SpongeBob: But aren't they the same size.
• Mr. Krabs: That's what they want you to know. Now take a long look.
• SpongeBob: Will do, captain.
• Mr. Krabs: Now back to our treasure hunt. Eh, boy.
• Gary: Meow. [Eyes wiggle]
• Mr. Krabs: You okay, boy? [Money comes out of parking meters]
• Gary: Meow. [Hides in his shell]
• Mr. Krabs: That a boy.
• [Scene skips to the Krusty Krab]
• SpongeBob: Mr Krabs is right. some of these rivets are off by as much as five nanometers. Well I better get to work.
• [Scene skips to Mr. Krabs and Gary]
• Gary: [Falls asleep]
• Mr. Krabs: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. There's no stopping. There's a laundromat that needs to be cleaned out. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Cleaned out. Get it. Ahh. Never mind. MUSH!
• Gary: Meow.
• Mr. Krabs: If you don't get moving I'm gonna'...
• SpongeBob: You're gonna' do what sir?
• Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna' give him a snaily treat. [Stuffs a treat in Gary's mouth]
• Gary: Meow.
• SpongeBob: Ohh. Okay. The rivets are all rearranged.
• Mr. Krabs: What!? How is that possible? Uhh. Now I want you to paint the Krusty Krab.
• SpongeBob: Okay. That's easy.
• Mr. Krabs: Uh. uh. uh. But I want you to do it with this toothbrush. [Gives SpongeBob a toothbrush]
• SpongeBob: Okay. Bye old pal.
• Gary: Meow.
• Mr. Krabs: Oh. no, no, no. Don't worry about Terry. He's in good claws.
• SpongeBob: I'm sure he is. Bye.
• Mr. Krabs: Now little sneagle. Ready to do some laundry. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr.
• [Scene skips to the laundromat]
• Mr. Krabs: Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
• Tough Guy: Hey, where's my change. [Mr. Krabs runs out with Gary and the coins]
• Mr. Krabs: Hee, hee, hee, hee.
• Tough Guy: Well that stinks.
• [Scene to Mr. Krabs and Gary]
• Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr. I guess he didn't see that coming. [Bumps into a building] Hey what's the big ide-er. We've just found a pot at the end of the rainbow. Aieeeee! [Goes in]
• Old Man Jenkins: [Coins fly from the machine] What the?
• Mr. Krabs: It's like taking candy from a baby!
• Old Man Jenkins: And that old whip shhhhooo the coins just flew from the machine!
• Security Guard: Ahh. Don't worry. We'll get to the bottom of this.
• Mr. Krabs: Uh Oh. Pronto. Time for plan B! [Mr. Krabs grabs a dress]
• [Scene skips to the Krusty Krab]
• SpongeBob: Ah Ha! That should do it! [SpongeBob climbs down a ladder]Ahh. Time to check in with Mr. Krabs to see if he need to do anymore impossible jobs.
• Tough Guy: I'm never gonna' hear the end of this one when I get home.
• SpongeBob: Pardon me sir. Have you seen a Crab. walking around with a snail? Have you?
• Tough Guy: Neptune jerks. One's a criminal used a snail to swipe the coins from me. Those steamin' Crustation used his sneagle to swipe coins from me.
• SpongeBob: His sneagle?
• Tough Guy: Thats right. What's the steaming might to show. Just walk right past him.
• Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr.
• SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. What have you done to my Gary? So this is what a hotbed of sin looks like.
• [Scene skips to the bathroom]
• Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr. How's it going boyo. Are you feeling the coin vibes?
• Gary: Pu, pu, pow.
• Mr. Krabs: What do you mean you don't feel so good?
• Gary: Meoow. [Sweats]
• Mr. Krabs: You look fine to me. Now stop being such a baby and make me some money. Excuse me pregnant lady coming through! [He walks into the security guard] Uh, he he. Hoo boy. It... it's sure hard being pregger!
• Security Guard: Uh... yeah. [Mr. Krabs walks on, then notices all the buckets full of coins sitting at the games]
• Mr. Krabs: [Gasp, then squeals as he looks at more buckets] Ooh! [pants] [People are carrying buckets and are putting their hands into them. Mr. Krabs gets nervous]
• Mr. Krabs: [To Gary] Get ready for it now, boy me boy! [To everyone] Ladies and gentlemen! [Everyone looks at Mr. Krabs] Thank you for your money! [Lifts up Gary. Nothing happens] Come on Harry! Let's go. Come on you!.[Shakes Gary]
• SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! For shame!
• Mr. Krabs: What do you mean? I'm just showing Rory off.
• SpongeBob: Don't you lie to me! I know all about you using Gary to steal money!
• Mr. Krabs: I got nothing of the soul. [Gary's eyes wiggle] I would never steal. You have to quit making up stories, boy-yo
• SpongeBob: I'M NOT MAKING UP ANYTHING. I know all about you're little scheme! You're the one making up stories!
• Mr. Krabs: Don't you have work you should be doing?
• SpongeBob: Oh that's rich!
• Mr. Krabs: No, if I was rich I wouldn't have to hire the likes of you!
• SpongeBob: That's hurtful, Mr. Krabs, and you know it!
• Mr. Krabs: Why you little yellow... Well, I never...
• SpongeBob: You never what? Learned to use decent language? [People scream and run]
• Mr. Krabs: Who do you think you are! [Throws Gary] JACKPOT! Money, money, money, money. Come to papa. [Stops] Oh boy.
• [Scene skips to the Hospital]
• Purple Doctorfish: Yeah he's in pretty bad shape with the impact of all that metal but he'll pull through.
• SpongeBob: Doctor? How does this sort of thing happen?
• Purple Doctorfish: I think this has something to do with it. [Gives SpongeBob a magnet]
• SpongeBob: Hey. My Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fridge magnet!
• Purple Doctorfish: It seems to be your pet swallowed it. It has a very strong magnetic pull. [Holds a coin and it flies onto the magnet]
• SpongeBob: Cause it's a magnet! That's it Mr. Krabs!
• Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr. Well what do ya know?
• Purple Doctorfish: Well there's still the matter of the bill. [Gives Mr. Krabs the bill]
• Mr. Krabs: What? Oh I can't afford this.
• Purple Doctorfish: Actually, you have just enough change to cover it. [Mr. Krabs watches a nurse walk away with all the money]
• Mr. Krabs: Noooooooooooooooo!