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+ | {{L|SpongeBob| [Sings to himself, then addresses Gary] I'm sorry Gary. I thought you were done.'... ''[SpongeBob is pushed down]'' Wow. This town is sure going down hill. ''[Bumps into Mr Krabs's parked boat]''Uhh. Mr. Krabs. What are you doing out here.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well... You know... Unwinding. Enjoying the free parking. ''[The "P" falls off the sign that says "free parking". ''[Gary's eyes start wiggling]'' What's happening to your little critter here?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't know. But when he does that he usually finds change.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Change? As in legal tender?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah. Watch. ''[A penny flies onto Gary's shell]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wow. Shiver me shell wax. You're like a little money detecting... Uh... You know... A sneagle.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|You mean snail.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Thank you SpongeBob. How about you bring your sneagle into work with ye.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|You said pets were not nothing but disease carrying vermins that should never be brought to the workplace.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|But that was before I knew that they had such an amazing talent.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|But the whole process causes Gary big discomfort. I could never do it to him.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I could.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Scene skips to the Krusty Krab. Money flies from the floor onto Gary's shell and Mr. Krabs takes it]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There you go. Bring in that change.''[Money comes from the order boat and then from a piece of gum]'' I've been working on that one for months. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|What's so funny, Mr. Krabs.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uhh... SpongeBob. Shouldn't you be out back scrubbing the dumpster.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Done and done!}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Then get back there and scrub the poopdeck so to speak.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir!}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|''[gets the coins on his shell]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Nat Peterson|Hey! What are you doing with my change!? ''[captions version Hey, what ware you doing with my change?]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Anything on the floor gains. ''[Gary gets change from two people]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Sun Breathe Nazz|Hey! ''[Money goes into Mr. Krab's pockets. The back of Mr Krab's pants falls off and a lot of money comes out]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Looks like I need pockets for me pockets!''[A whole group of customers walks out of the Krusty Krab, muttering angrily.]'' Ahh. Fine! With my new money finder... Who needs ya!''[Slams the door]''Ahh. I was about to close up shop anyways.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|CLOSE UP! Come on Gar. You're coming with me.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You aren't taking him anywhere yet. You haven't greased the fryer yet. ''[Slams a brush in SpongeBob's mouth]'' Don't worry about Jerry. I'll make sure he gets his nightly craw.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Gary.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Scene skips to Goo Lagoon]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Uses Gary like a detector. Money comes from the ground and then a sun bather]''Heh, heh. Excuse me mam.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Scene skips to the middle of Bikini Bottom]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr Krabs|''[Still using Gary like a detector. Money comes from a sewer]'' Dirty money spends just like the clean. ''[Bumps into SpongeBob]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I've finished greasing the fryer. ''[Barfs up money]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You sure make easy work.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Try telling that to my frizzled hands. ''[Hands disintegrate]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah. But you still have work to do.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I do?}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah. How about you rearrange the wall rivets from smallest to largest.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|But aren't they the same size.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's what they want you to know. Now take a long look.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Will do, captain.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now back to our treasure hunt. Eh, boy.}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meow. ''[Eyes wiggle]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You okay, boy? ''[Money comes out of parking meters]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meow. ''[Hides in his shell]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That a boy.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Scene skips to the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr Krabs is right. some of these rivets are off by as much as five nanometers. Well I better get to work.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Scene skips to Mr. Krabs and Gary]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|''[Falls asleep]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. There's no stopping. There's a laundromat that needs to be cleaned out. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Cleaned out. Get it. Ahh. Never mind. MUSH!}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|If you don't get moving I'm gonna'...}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|You're gonna' do what sir?}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna' give him a snaily treat. ''[Stuffs a treat in Gary's mouth]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ohh. Okay. The rivets are all rearranged.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What!? How is that possible? Uhh. Now I want you to paint the Krusty Krab.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay. That's easy.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh. uh. uh. But I want you to do it with this toothbrush. ''[Gives SpongeBob a toothbrush]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay. Bye old pal.}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh. no, no, no. Don't worry about Terry. He's in good claws.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sure he is. Bye.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now little sneagle. Ready to do some laundry. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Scene skips to the laundromat]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.}} |
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+ | {{L|Tough Guy|Hey, where's my change. ''[Mr. Krabs runs out with Gary and the coins]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hee, hee, hee, hee.}} |
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+ | {{L|Tough Guy|Well that stinks.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Scene to Mr. Krabs and Gary]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Arr, arr, arr. I guess he didn't see that coming. ''[Bumps into a building]'' Hey what's the big ide-er. We've just found a pot at the end of the rainbow. Aieeeee! ''[Goes in]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Old Man Jenkins|''[Coins fly from the machine]'' What the?}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|It's like taking candy from a baby!}} |
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+ | {{L|Old Man Jenkins|And that old whip shhhhooo the coins just flew from the machine!}} |
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+ | {{L|Security Guard|Ahh. Don't worry. We'll get to the bottom of this.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh Oh. Pronto. Time for plan B! ''[Mr. Krabs grabs a dress]''}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Scene skips to the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah Ha! That should do it! ''[SpongeBob climbs down a ladder]''Ahh. Time to check in with Mr. Krabs to see if he need to do anymore impossible jobs.}} |
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+ | {{L|Tough Guy|I'm never gonna' hear the end of this one when I get home.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Pardon me sir. Have you seen a Crab. walking around with a snail? Have you?}} |
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+ | {{L|Tough Guy|Neptune jerks. One's a criminal used a snail to swipe the coins from me. Those steamin' Crustation used his sneagle to swipe coins from me.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|His sneagle?}} |
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+ | {{L|Tough Guy|Thats right. What's the steaming might to show. Just walk right past him.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Arr, arr, arr, arr.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs. What have you done to my Gary? So this is what a hotbed of sin looks like.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Scene skips to the bathroom]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Arr, arr, arr, arr. How's it going boyo. Are you feeling the coin vibes?}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Pu, pu, pow.}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What do you mean you don't feel so good?}} |
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+ | {{L|Gary|Meoow. ''[Sweats]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You look fine to me. Now stop being such a baby and make me some money. Excuse me pregnant lady coming through! ''[He walks into the security guard]'' Uh, he he. Hoo boy. It... it's sure hard being pregger!}} |
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+ | {{L|Security Guard|Uh... yeah. ''[Mr. Krabs walks on, then notices all the buckets full of coins sitting at the games]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Gasp, then squeals as he looks at more buckets]'' Ooh! ''[pants]'' ''[People are carrying buckets and are putting their hands into them. Mr. Krabs gets nervous]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[To Gary]'' Get ready for it now, boy me boy! ''[To everyone]'' Ladies and gentlemen! ''[Everyone looks at Mr. Krabs]'' Thank you for your money! ''[Lifts up Gary. Nothing happens]'' Come on Harry! Let's go. Come on you!.''[Shakes Gary]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs! For shame!}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What do you mean? I'm just showing Rory off.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't you lie to me! I know all about you using Gary to steal money!}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I got nothing of the soul. ''[Gary's eyes wiggle]'' I would never steal. You have to quit making up stories, boy-yo}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'M NOT MAKING UP ANYTHING. I know all about you're little scheme! You're the one making up stories!}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't you have work you should be doing?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh that's rich!}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, if I was rich I wouldn't have to hire the likes of you!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|That's hurtful, Mr. Krabs, and you know it!}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why you little yellow... Well, I never...}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|You never what? Learned to use decent language? ''[People scream and run]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Who do you think you are! ''[Throws Gary]'' JACKPOT! Money, money, money, money. Come to papa. ''[Stops]'' Oh boy.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Scene skips to the Hospital]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Gill Gilliam|Yeah he's in pretty bad shape with the impact of all that metal but he'll pull through.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Doctor? How does this sort of thing happen?}} |
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+ | {{L|Gill Gilliam|I think this has something to do with it. ''[Gives SpongeBob a magnet]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey. My Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fridge magnet!}} |
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+ | {{L|Gill Gilliam|It seems to be your pet swallowed it. It has a very strong magnetic pull. ''[Holds a coin and it flies onto the magnet]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Cause it's a magnet! That's it Mr. Krabs!}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Arr, arr, arr, arr. Well what do ya know?}} |
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+ | {{L|Gill Gilliam|Well there's still the matter of the bill. ''[Gives Mr. Krabs the bill]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What? Oh I can't afford this.}} |
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+ | {{L|Gill Gilliam|Acually you have just enough change to cover it. ''[Mr. Krabs watches a nurse walk away with all the money]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Noooooooooooooooo!}} |
Revision as of 13:10, 9 July 2014
Template:EpisodeTr/139b
- SpongeBob: [Sings to himself, then addresses Gary] I'm sorry Gary. I thought you were done.'... [SpongeBob is pushed down] Wow. This town is sure going down hill. [Bumps into Mr Krabs's parked boat]Uhh. Mr. Krabs. What are you doing out here.
- Mr. Krabs: Well... You know... Unwinding. Enjoying the free parking. [The "P" falls off the sign that says "free parking". [Gary's eyes start wiggling] What's happening to your little critter here?
- SpongeBob: I don't know. But when he does that he usually finds change.
- Mr. Krabs: Change? As in legal tender?
- SpongeBob: Yeah. Watch. [A penny flies onto Gary's shell]
- Mr. Krabs: Wow. Shiver me shell wax. You're like a little money detecting... Uh... You know... A sneagle.
- SpongeBob: You mean snail.
- Mr. Krabs: Thank you SpongeBob. How about you bring your sneagle into work with ye.
- SpongeBob: You said pets were not nothing but disease carrying vermins that should never be brought to the workplace.
- Mr. Krabs: But that was before I knew that they had such an amazing talent.
- SpongeBob: But the whole process causes Gary big discomfort. I could never do it to him.
- Mr. Krabs: I could.
- [Scene skips to the Krusty Krab. Money flies from the floor onto Gary's shell and Mr. Krabs takes it]
- Mr. Krabs: There you go. Bring in that change.[Money comes from the order boat and then from a piece of gum] I've been working on that one for months. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr!
- SpongeBob: What's so funny, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Uhh... SpongeBob. Shouldn't you be out back scrubbing the dumpster.
- SpongeBob: Done and done!
- Mr. Krabs: Then get back there and scrub the poopdeck so to speak.
- SpongeBob: Yes sir!
- Gary: [gets the coins on his shell]
- Nat Peterson: Hey! What are you doing with my change!? [captions version Hey, what ware you doing with my change?]
- Mr. Krabs: Anything on the floor gains. [Gary gets change from two people]
- Sun Breathe Nazz: Hey! [Money goes into Mr. Krab's pockets. The back of Mr Krab's pants falls off and a lot of money comes out]
- Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Looks like I need pockets for me pockets![A whole group of customers walks out of the Krusty Krab, muttering angrily.] Ahh. Fine! With my new money finder... Who needs ya![Slams the door]Ahh. I was about to close up shop anyways.
- SpongeBob: CLOSE UP! Come on Gar. You're coming with me.
- Mr. Krabs: You aren't taking him anywhere yet. You haven't greased the fryer yet. [Slams a brush in SpongeBob's mouth] Don't worry about Jerry. I'll make sure he gets his nightly craw.
- SpongeBob: Gary.
- [Scene skips to Goo Lagoon]
- Mr. Krabs: [Uses Gary like a detector. Money comes from the ground and then a sun bather]Heh, heh. Excuse me mam.
- [Scene skips to the middle of Bikini Bottom]
- Mr Krabs: [Still using Gary like a detector. Money comes from a sewer] Dirty money spends just like the clean. [Bumps into SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: I've finished greasing the fryer. [Barfs up money]
- Mr. Krabs: You sure make easy work.
- SpongeBob: Try telling that to my frizzled hands. [Hands disintegrate]
- Mr. Krabs: Yeah. But you still have work to do.
- SpongeBob: I do?
- Mr. Krabs: Yeah. How about you rearrange the wall rivets from smallest to largest.
- SpongeBob: But aren't they the same size.
- Mr. Krabs: That's what they want you to know. Now take a long look.
- SpongeBob: Will do, captain.
- Mr. Krabs: Now back to our treasure hunt. Eh, boy.
- Gary: Meow. [Eyes wiggle]
- Mr. Krabs: You okay, boy? [Money comes out of parking meters]
- Gary: Meow. [Hides in his shell]
- Mr. Krabs: That a boy.
- [Scene skips to the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: Mr Krabs is right. some of these rivets are off by as much as five nanometers. Well I better get to work.
- [Scene skips to Mr. Krabs and Gary]
- Gary: [Falls asleep]
- Mr. Krabs: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. There's no stopping. There's a laundromat that needs to be cleaned out. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Cleaned out. Get it. Ahh. Never mind. MUSH!
- Gary: Meow.
- Mr. Krabs: If you don't get moving I'm gonna'...
- SpongeBob: You're gonna' do what sir?
- Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna' give him a snaily treat. [Stuffs a treat in Gary's mouth]
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Ohh. Okay. The rivets are all rearranged.
- Mr. Krabs: What!? How is that possible? Uhh. Now I want you to paint the Krusty Krab.
- SpongeBob: Okay. That's easy.
- Mr. Krabs: Uh. uh. uh. But I want you to do it with this toothbrush. [Gives SpongeBob a toothbrush]
- SpongeBob: Okay. Bye old pal.
- Gary: Meow.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh. no, no, no. Don't worry about Terry. He's in good claws.
- SpongeBob: I'm sure he is. Bye.
- Mr. Krabs: Now little sneagle. Ready to do some laundry. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr.
- [Scene skips to the laundromat]
- Mr. Krabs: Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
- Tough Guy: Hey, where's my change. [Mr. Krabs runs out with Gary and the coins]
- Mr. Krabs: Hee, hee, hee, hee.
- Tough Guy: Well that stinks.
- [Scene to Mr. Krabs and Gary]
- Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr. I guess he didn't see that coming. [Bumps into a building] Hey what's the big ide-er. We've just found a pot at the end of the rainbow. Aieeeee! [Goes in]
- Old Man Jenkins: [Coins fly from the machine] What the?
- Mr. Krabs: It's like taking candy from a baby!
- Old Man Jenkins: And that old whip shhhhooo the coins just flew from the machine!
- Security Guard: Ahh. Don't worry. We'll get to the bottom of this.
- Mr. Krabs: Uh Oh. Pronto. Time for plan B! [Mr. Krabs grabs a dress]
- [Scene skips to the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: Ah Ha! That should do it! [SpongeBob climbs down a ladder]Ahh. Time to check in with Mr. Krabs to see if he need to do anymore impossible jobs.
- Tough Guy: I'm never gonna' hear the end of this one when I get home.
- SpongeBob: Pardon me sir. Have you seen a Crab. walking around with a snail? Have you?
- Tough Guy: Neptune jerks. One's a criminal used a snail to swipe the coins from me. Those steamin' Crustation used his sneagle to swipe coins from me.
- SpongeBob: His sneagle?
- Tough Guy: Thats right. What's the steaming might to show. Just walk right past him.
- Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr.
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. What have you done to my Gary? So this is what a hotbed of sin looks like.
- [Scene skips to the bathroom]
- Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr. How's it going boyo. Are you feeling the coin vibes?
- Gary: Pu, pu, pow.
- Mr. Krabs: What do you mean you don't feel so good?
- Gary: Meoow. [Sweats]
- Mr. Krabs: You look fine to me. Now stop being such a baby and make me some money. Excuse me pregnant lady coming through! [He walks into the security guard] Uh, he he. Hoo boy. It... it's sure hard being pregger!
- Security Guard: Uh... yeah. [Mr. Krabs walks on, then notices all the buckets full of coins sitting at the games]
- Mr. Krabs: [Gasp, then squeals as he looks at more buckets] Ooh! [pants] [People are carrying buckets and are putting their hands into them. Mr. Krabs gets nervous]
- Mr. Krabs: [To Gary] Get ready for it now, boy me boy! [To everyone] Ladies and gentlemen! [Everyone looks at Mr. Krabs] Thank you for your money! [Lifts up Gary. Nothing happens] Come on Harry! Let's go. Come on you!.[Shakes Gary]
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! For shame!
- Mr. Krabs: What do you mean? I'm just showing Rory off.
- SpongeBob: Don't you lie to me! I know all about you using Gary to steal money!
- Mr. Krabs: I got nothing of the soul. [Gary's eyes wiggle] I would never steal. You have to quit making up stories, boy-yo
- SpongeBob: I'M NOT MAKING UP ANYTHING. I know all about you're little scheme! You're the one making up stories!
- Mr. Krabs: Don't you have work you should be doing?
- SpongeBob: Oh that's rich!
- Mr. Krabs: No, if I was rich I wouldn't have to hire the likes of you!
- SpongeBob: That's hurtful, Mr. Krabs, and you know it!
- Mr. Krabs: Why you little yellow... Well, I never...
- SpongeBob: You never what? Learned to use decent language? [People scream and run]
- Mr. Krabs: Who do you think you are! [Throws Gary] JACKPOT! Money, money, money, money. Come to papa. [Stops] Oh boy.
- [Scene skips to the Hospital]
- Gill Gilliam: Yeah he's in pretty bad shape with the impact of all that metal but he'll pull through.
- SpongeBob: Doctor? How does this sort of thing happen?
- Gill Gilliam: I think this has something to do with it. [Gives SpongeBob a magnet]
- SpongeBob: Hey. My Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fridge magnet!
- Gill Gilliam: It seems to be your pet swallowed it. It has a very strong magnetic pull. [Holds a coin and it flies onto the magnet]
- SpongeBob: Cause it's a magnet! That's it Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr. Well what do ya know?
- Gill Gilliam: Well there's still the matter of the bill. [Gives Mr. Krabs the bill]
- Mr. Krabs: What? Oh I can't afford this.
- Gill Gilliam: Acually you have just enough change to cover it. [Mr. Krabs watches a nurse walk away with all the money]
- Mr. Krabs: Noooooooooooooooo!