Nobody's gonna want to see you engorge yourself.

The Amazing Mister Absorbency is an alter-ego of SpongeBob who appears in the episode "Culture Shock."

Role in episodeEdit

SpongeBob is trying to come up with an act so that Squidward would approve for his Krusty Krab talent show. He comes up with this act and dubs himself as "The Amazing Mister Absorbency," but Squidward tells him that nobody would want to see him "engorge himself."

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