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{{L|''[Scene begins at the Krusty Krab with Old Man Jenkins walking into a pole]''}}
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|title = The Algae's Always Greener
  
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{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Oh! Pardon me, young lady. ''[Takes glasses off to get a better look]'' What a fox. ''[Walks over to Condiment Island, and puts a bottle of ketchup on his tray. Plankton is in the ketchup bottle]''}}
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|titlecard = The Algae's Always Greener.jpg
  
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{{L|Plankton|He ha he! Ooh! You're all mine you sweet Krabby Patty. Ooh hoo ooh ah ha ha ha ha ha! ''[Alarm goes off inside the ketchup bottle, and Plankton buckles himself]'' Initiating launch sequence. ''[Puts on a mask and unzips mouth zipper]'' Krabby Patty, here I come!}}{{L|Old Man Jenkins|''[holding ketchup bottle unsteadily]'' Eh, eh... I hope I don't miss again. ''[Old Man Jenkins missed again, as Plankton goes flying across the restaurant]''}}
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|seasonnumber = 3
  
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{{L|Plankton|Reunited, and it's gonna feel so good!! ''[Unzips eye zipper, realizes he's about to crash and screams as he darts into the walls in Mr. Krabs' office]''}}
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|episodenumber = 41a
  
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh, ooh, sweet wampum. Huh! Whazzat? ''[Mr. Krabs hides next to his desk for protection]'' Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead! ''[Plankton finally lands right next to the desk, and Mr. Krabs picks him up]'' So, it was a just another failed Krabby Patty theft attempt by my arch competitor, Plankton! For a second there, I mistook you for a threat. But you're just a dirty little man. ''[Mr. Krabs flicks Plankton away]'' So long, shrimp! ''[An actual shrimp who was exiting the Krusty Krab, turns around. Plankton is in mid-air]''}}
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|airdate = [[March 22]], [[2002]]
  
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{{L|Plankton|Curse you, Mr. Krabs! ''[Plankton finally lands in the Chum Bucket. He walks in sighing]''}}
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{{L|''[Scene begins at the Krusty Krab with Old Man Jenkins walking into a pole.]''}}
  
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{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Oh! Pardon me, young lady. ''[Takes glasses off to get a better look.]'' What a fox. ''[Walks over to Condiment Island, and puts a bottle of ketchup on his tray. Plankton is in the ketchup bottle.]''}}
  
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{{L|Plankton|He ha he! Ooh! You're all mine you sweet Krabby Patty. Ooh hoo ooh ah ha ha ha ha ha!}}
  
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{{L|''[Alarm goes off inside the ketchup bottle, and Plankton buckles himself.]''}}
  
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{{L|Plankton|Initiating launch sequence. ''[Puts on a mask and unzips mouth zipper.]'' Krabby Patty, here I come!}}
  
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{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Eh, eh... I hope I don't miss again. ''[Old Man Jenkins missed again, as Plankton goes flying across the restaurant.]''}}
  
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{{L|Plankton|Reunited, and it's gonna feel so good! ''[Unzips eye zipper.]'' Aaaaahhhhhhhhh! ''[Plankton darts into the walls in Mr. Krabs' office.]''}}
  
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh, ooh, sweet wampum. Huh! Whazzat? ''[Mr. Krabs hides next to his desk for protection.]'' Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead! ''[Plankton finally lands right next to the desk, and Mr. Krabs picks him up.]'' So, it was a just another failed Krabby Patty theft attempt by my arch competitor, Plankton! For a second there, I mistook you for a threat. But you're just a dirty little man. ''[Mr. Krabs flicks Plankton away.]'' So long, shrimp! ''[An actual shrimp who was exiting the Krusty Krab, turns around. Plankton is in mid-air.]''}}
  
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{{L|Plankton|Curse you, Mr. Krabs! ''[Plankton finally lands in the Chum Bucket. He walks in sighing.]''}}
  
 
{{L|Karen|So, typical day of failure, I see, huh darling?}}
  
{{L|Karen|So, typical day of failure, I see, huh darling?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Oh, can it, computer wife. Can't you see I'm exhausted? Why don't you go make yourself useful and synthesize me up some grub?}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Oh, can it, computer wife. Can't you see I'm exhausted? Why don't you go make yourself useful and synthesize me up some grub?}}
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{{L|Karen|Yes, your majesty. ''[Holographic meatloaf appears on the table that Plankton's sitting at.]''}}
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{{L|Karen|Yes, your majesty. ''[Holographic meatloaf appears on the table that Plankton's sitting at]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|What do we got here? Oh, goody. Holographic meatloaf again! When am I gonna get some real food? Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food. Just look at his daughter, she's a big as a whale. I wish I could be successful like Mr. Krabs. I wish I could somehow just switch lives with him. Just to know what it's like.}}
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{{L|Plankton|What do we got here? ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, goody. Holographic meatloaf again! When am I gonna get some real food? Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food. Just look at his daughter, she's a big as a whale. I wish I could be successful like Mr. Krabs. I wish I could somehow just switch lives with him. Just to know what it's like.}}
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{{L|Karen|Then why don't you just use that "Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier" thing you built last Tuesday?}}
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{{L|Karen|Then why don't you just use that "Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier" thing you built last Tuesday? ''[Plankton spits out his soda]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|What a brilliant idea! Your parents must have been like, part computer or something. ''[Karen sighs as Plankton sits down in front of the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier]'' Now, let's see here. ''[A picture of a jellyfish shows up on the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier]'' No... ''[a dolphin appears]'' no... ''[a mermaid appears]'' no... ''[Finally, a picture of a Crab shows up]'' A-ha! ''[Plankton is buckled up]'' Well, I hate to leave you, Karen, but you know what they say... a rolling stone gathers no algae! ''[Plankton presses a button, and then goes through a hole of space and time and screams. Plankton stops for a few seconds to get a drink of soda. He smacks his lips afterwards]'' Ahh. ''[he then resumes screaming. Later, Plankton wakes up at Mr. Krabs' desk]'' Ugh... dear Neptune above, what happened last night? Huh, what's this? ''[Plankton picks up a name plate reading Mr. Plankton]'' Mister Plankton? ''[Plankton picks up a picture of Pearl]'' Who the Davey? ''[Plankton looks out the office windows and sees people eating Krabby Patties]'' I'm in the Krusty Krab... which mean the life switcher was a success! The Krusty Krab is mine! ''[Plankton sees himself dressed]'' Corporate casual!}}{{L|SpongeBob|Order up! Two deluxe Krabby Patties.}}
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{{L|Plankton|What a brilliant idea! Your parents must have been like, part computer or something.}}
  
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{{L|''[Plankton sits down in front of the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier.]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[Plankton's eye turns into a Krabby Patty]'' At last!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob delivers food to customer]'' There you are sir. Two deluxe... ''[Plankton appears at the table]'' Ahoy there, Mr. Plankton.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Now, let's see.}}
  
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{{L|Plankton|Er, um, hey there, uh SpongeBob. Uh, SpongeBob?}}
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{{L|''[A picture of a dolphin shows up on the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier.]''}}
  
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{{L|Plankton|No... no... no...}}
  
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{{L|''[Finally, a picture of a Crab shows up.]''}}
  
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{{L|Plankton|Ahah! ''[Plankton buckles up.]'' Well, I hate to leave you Karen, but you know what they say... a rolling stone gathers no algae! ''[Plankton goes through a hole of space and time.]'' Ahhhhhhhhh! ''[Plankton stops to get a drink of soda]'' Ah. Ahhhhhhhhh! ''[Later, Plankton wakes up at Mr. Krabs' desk.]'' Ugh... dear Neptune above, what happened last night? Huh, what's this? ''[Plankton picks up a name plate reading Mr. Plankton.]'' Mister Plankton? ''[Plankton picks up a picture of Pearl.]''}}
  
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{{L|Who the Davey? (Plankton looks out the office windows and sees people eating Krabby Patties.) I'm in the Krusty Krab... which mean the life switcher was a success! The Krusty Krab is mine! ''[Plankton sees himself dressed.]'' Corporate casual!}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|Order up! Two deluxe Krabby Patties.}}
  
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|''[Plankton's eye turns into a Krabby Patty.]'' At last!}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob delivers food to customer.]'' There you are sir. Two deluxe... ''[Plankton appears at the table.]'' Ahoy there, Mr. Plankton.}}
  
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Er, um, hey there, uh SpongeBob. Uh, SpongeBob?}}
  
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|I'm gonna need to take one of these Patties back to my office for um, bun inspection.}}
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{{L|Plankton|I'm gonna need to take one of these Patties back to my office for um, bun inspection.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm afraid you can't do that, Mr. Plankton!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm afraid you can't do that, Mr. Plankton!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Why- why not?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Why- why not?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Because that Patty is for the customer, sir!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Because that Patty is for the customer, sir!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|The customer? I'll boil the customer in hot oil, and rip out his-- (SpongeBob's eyes point to the customer, to stop Plankton.) I mean uh, yes, of course, for the lovely... customer.}}
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{{L|Plankton|The customer? I'll boil the customer in hot oil, and rip out his-- ''[SpongeBob's eyes point to the customer, to stop Plankton]'' I mean uh, yes, of course, for the lovely... customer.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob gives Plankton two Krabby Patties.]'' But you can take these Patties, sir. I made them in the off chance that you'd decide to instigate some bun inspection today, Mr. Plankton, sir!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob gives Plankton two Krabby Patties]'' But you can take these Patties, sir. I made them in the off chance that you'd decide to instigate some bun inspection today, Mr. Plankton, sir!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Uhh... yes, uh, very nice. Um, thanks. (Plankton runs back to his office.) All mine, it's finally all mine! The Patties, the wealth, the notoriety! (Plankton sees SpongeBob in his office.) SpongeBob, what do you want?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Uhh... yes, uh, very nice. Um, thanks. ''[Plankton runs back to his office]'' All mine, it's finally all mine! The Patties, the wealth, the notoriety! ''[Plankton sees SpongeBob in his office]'' SpongeBob, what do you want?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, it's just that it's Tuesday again, sir, and I was wondering if I could have my, um... weekly performance review!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, it's just that it's Tuesday again, sir, and I was wondering if I could have my, um... weekly performance review!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Review?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Review?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yes, please sir!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yes, please sir!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|But I've never reviewed anything..., except those foreign exercise videos my cousin sent me.}}
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{{L|Plankton|But I've never reviewed anything..., except those foreign exercise videos my cousin sent me.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, please, sir! I want to make you so happy and proud!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, please, sir! I want to make you so happy and proud!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Eh, you're doing fine. Now leave me to my work.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Eh, you're doing fine. Now leave me to my work.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But sir!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|But sir!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|I thought I sent you away, Cretin.}}
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{{L|Plankton|I thought I sent you away, Cretin.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But sir, there must be something I need to improve on. Anything!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|But sir, there must be something I need to improve on. Anything!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|All right, the sauce.}}
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{{L|Plankton|All right, the sauce.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|(gasps) Wh-what?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Wh-what?}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|The sauce. I dunno, you're using too much sauce, okay? Review's over.}}
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{{L|Plankton|The sauce. I don't know. You're using too much sauce, okay? Review's over.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob's face changes.]'' Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob's face changes]'' Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|What.}}
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{{L|Plankton|What?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|What's the matter with you? All I said was "A little too much sauce." It's no big deal, really.}}
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{{L|Plankton|What's the matter with you? All I said was "A little too much sauce." It's no big deal, really.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|What do you want from me, a promotion?}}
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{{L|Plankton|What do you want from me, a promotion?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob's face changes back to normal.]'' A pro- a promo- a promotion?!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob's face changes back to normal]'' A pro- a promo- a promotion?!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Uh, sure kid, you're uh... you're on register now.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Uh, sure kid, you're uh... you're on register now.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasps questionly.]'' Register! ''[SpongeBob explodes. Plankton gets back to the Krabby Patties.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Gasps questionly]'' Register! ''[SpongeBob explodes. Plankton gets back to the Krabby Patties]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Glad that's over.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Glad that's over.}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[Squidward standing at the cash register reading a book, when he realizes that SpongeBob is standing right next to him.]'' SpongeBob, remember that little talk we had about 'personal space'?}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[Squidward standing at the cash register reading a book, when he realizes that SpongeBob is standing right next to him]'' SpongeBob, do you remember that little talk we had about 'personal space'?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, Squidward. I'm official, look!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|It's okay, Squidward. I'm official, look!}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[SpongeBob points out his badge that says Co-Cashier.]'' Co-Cashier?}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[SpongeBob points out his badge that says Co-Cashier]'' Co-Cashier?}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|So, have you two known each other long?}}
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{{L|Plankton|So, have you two known each other long?}}
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{{L|Squidward|(Plankton is sitting at a table with the two Krabby Patties. Squidward storms into Mr. Plankton's office.) You can't do this to me, Mr. Plankton! If you think I'm going to stand out there all day listening to... ''[Cuts to SpongeBob, whose mouth splits in two.]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[Plankton is sitting at a table with the two Krabby Patties. Squidward storms into Mr. Plankton's office]'' You can't do this to me, Mr. Plankton! If you think I'm going to stand out there all day listening to... ''[Cuts to SpongeBob, whose mouth splits in two]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... ''[Cuts back to Squidward.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... ''[Cuts back to Squidward]''}}
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{{L|Squidward:Then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe!}}
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{{L|Squidward|Then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|So what do you want me to do about it?}}
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{{L|Plankton|So what do you want me to do about it?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|I'd like my view to be a little less yellow, if you know what I mean.}}
  
{{L|Squidward|I'd like my view to be a little less yellow, if you know what I mean.}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|''[Squidward's now the fry cook, standing in front of the grill.]'' Hope you like gray.}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[Squidward's now the fry cook, standing in front of the grill]'' Hope you like gray.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, I can see you through this little window!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey Squidward, I can see you through this little window!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|''[Squidward groans. Plankton heads back to his office.]'' Now, no more instructions! I'd like the begin writing the memoirs of my success story, so everyone just stay the--}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[Squidward groans. Plankton heads back to his office]'' Now, no more instructions! I'd like the begin writing the memoirs of my success story, so everyone just stay the--}}
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{{L|Pearl|''[Pearl runs inside the Krusty Krab.]'' Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! ''[Plankton is being bounced up and down.]''}}
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{{L|Pearl|''[Pearl runs inside the Krusty Krab]'' Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! ''[Plankton is being bounced up and down]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Just tell Daddy what you want! Of! He's very busy!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Just tell Daddy what you want! Of! He's very busy!}}
 
{{L|Pearl|Could I please have a um... an advance on my allowance?}}
  
{{L|Pearl|Could I please have a um... an advance on my allowance?}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|If it'll get you out of my antennae. ''[Plankton gives Pearl one dollar.]'' Go crazy.}}
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{{L|Plankton|If it'll get you out of my antennae. ''[Plankton gives Pearl one dollar]'' Go crazy.}}
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{{L|Pearl|One dollar? You hate me!}}
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{{L|Pearl|One dollar? You hate me! ''[Pearl begins to cry. Plankton has to dodge all of the tears, but one of ends up landing in his mouth, making him a circle]''}}
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{{L|''[Pearl begins to cry. Plankton has to dodge all of the tears. A tear ends up landing in his mouth, making him a circle.]''}}
  
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Ow! ''[A fish walks out and angrily flattens him, getting all of the water out.]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Ow! ''[A fish walks out and angrily flattens him, getting all of the water out]''}}
 
{{L|Nat|You!}}
  
{{L|Nat|You!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Me?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Me?}}
 
{{L|Nat|You think this is funny?}}
  
{{L|Nat|You think this is funny?}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|In a cosmic sort of way, yes.}}
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{{L|Plankton|In a cosmic sort of way, yes.}}
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{{L|Nat|Well, Mr. Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks? ''[Nat shows Plankton a Krabby Patty.]''}}
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{{L|Nat|Well, Mr. Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks? ''[Nat shows Plankton a Krabby Patty]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|What? It's just an ordinary Krabby--''[Scene zooms in to show the patty made with gross-out items.]'' Oh my goodness! Squidward!}}
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{{L|Plankton|What? It's just an ordinary Krabby-- ''[Scene zooms in to show the patty made with gross-out items]'' '''''OH, MY GOODNESS!!!''''' SQUIDWARD!!!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob appears at the table, next to Plankton.]'' I tried Mr. Plankton, I really did.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob appears at the table, next to Plankton]'' I tried, Mr. Plankton. I really did.}}
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{{L|Plankton|What now?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Oh, what now?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|A customer ordered a medium drink, and I gave him a large! I gave him a large! I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|A customer ordered a medium soda, and I gave him a large! I gave him a large! I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|I command you to stop that. Stop that and return to your post! ''[Plankton pushes his hand is SpongeBob's chest, in hopes that he'll stop.]'' Where's the off button on this thing?}}
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{{L|Plankton|I command you to stop that. Stop that and return to your post! ''[Plankton pushes his hand is SpongeBob's chest, in hopes that he'll stop]'' Where's the off button on this thing?}}
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{{L|Pearl|''[Pearl walks up to Plankton.]'' Okay Daddy, I've decided I'm gonna run away! Run away and find a new daddy!}}
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{{L|Pearl|''[Pearl walks up to Plankton]'' Okay, Daddy. I've decided I'm gonna run away! Run away and find a new daddy!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Make it stop! ''[A siren horn then goes off and then everything becomes silent.]'' What, did I say the secret word?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Make it stop! ''[A siren horn then goes off and then everything becomes silent]'' What, did I say the secret word?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No sir, he's back.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|No sir, he's back.}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Who's back? What? ''[Something red flashes by.]'' What was that?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Who's back? What? ''[Something red flashes by]'' What was that?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[An alarm sounds.]'' Man your stations! Red alert! Red alert! Take cover!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[An alarm sounds]'' Man your stations! Red alert! Red alert! Take cover! ''[All the customers scream, and run to take cover]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|''[All the customers scream, and run to take cover.]'' Take cover from what?!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[he runs in circles]'' Take cover from what?!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob's up in the crow's nest searching for him.]'' He's around here somewhere. ''[SpongeBob sees the red flash by once again.]'' There he goes!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob's up in the crow's nest searching for him]'' He's around here somewhere. ''[SpongeBob sees the red flash by once again]'' There he goes!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|What? Who? Where? Somebody tell me.}}
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{{L|Plankton|What? Who? Where? Somebody tell me.}}
 
{{L|Harold|Some say he crawled out from the lowest trench in the ocean.}}
  
{{L|Harold|Some say he crawled out from the lowest trench in the ocean.}}
 
{{L|Pearl|He's the saltiest of all the sea dogs.}}
  
{{L|Pearl|He's the saltiest of all the sea dogs.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|He's the most hated creature in Bikini Bottom. ''[The red flash then bursts out of the kitchen and we then see it is Krabs holding a Krabby Patty while swinging on a rope]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|He's the most hated creature in Bikini Bottom. ''[The red flash then bursts out of the kitchen and we then see it is Krabs holding a Krabby Patty while swinging on a rope]''}}
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{{L|Krabs|And he's finally got a Krabby Patty! Ar, ar, ar, ar!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|And he's finally got a Krabby Patty! Ar, ar, ar, ar!}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Krabs? What the barnacle is going on here?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Krabs? What the barnacle is going on here?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|It's your arch competitor, Krabs. His goal in life is to steal a Krabby Patty and ruin our restaurant.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|It's your arch competitor, Krabs. His goal in life is to steal a Krabby Patty and ruin our restaurant.}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|That's terrible!}}
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{{L|Plankton|That's terrible!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but the worst part is...}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, but the worst part is...}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|''[Krabs lands behind him.]'' Good grief, he's naked! ''[A part of Krabs then glints]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[Krabs lands behind him]'' Good grief, he's naked! ''[A part of Krabs then glints]''}}
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{{L|Krabs:''[swings up onto a board on a support beam above]'' Clother me if you can, silly landlubbers!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs: ''[swings up onto a board on a support beam above]'' Clother me if you can, silly landlubbers!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna make you eat those words, Krabs! ''[The cash register spins upsidedown, and turns into a place where a cannon is located.]'' No shoes, no shirt, no service! ''[SpongeBob shoots all the clothes out of the cannon at Mr. Krabs. All of them miss.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm gonna make you eat those words, Krabs! ''[The cash register spins upsidedown, and turns into a place where a cannon is located]'' No shoes, no shirt, no service! ''[SpongeBob shoots all the clothes out of the cannon at Mr. Krabs. All of them miss]''}}
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{{L|Krabs|Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar! (Mr. Krabs stops laughing, as he realizes a bra is on him.) Aw, ya got me! Well, at least it's underwire. Here's your stinkin' Patty! (Mr. Krabs throws the Krabby Patty back to Plankton.)}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar! ''[Mr. Krabs stops laughing, as he realizes a bra is on him]'' Aw, ya got me! Well, at least it's underwire. Here's your stinkin' Patty! ''[Mr. Krabs throws the Krabby Patty back to Plankton]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|''[catches the Krabby Patty]'' I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[catches the Krabby Patty]'' I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Knick-knack, the Patty's back! You did it, Mr. Plankton. Victory screech! ''[SpongeBob and all the customers start screeching.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Knick-knack, the Patty's back! You did it, Mr. Plankton. Victory screech! ''[SpongeBob and all the customers start screeching]''}}
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{{L|Krabs|Enjoy your victory screech, Plankton, because someday the Krabby Patty formula will be mine!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Enjoy your victory screech, Plankton, because someday the Krabby Patty formula will be mine!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You'll never get this formula, you twisted fiend!}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|You'll never get this formula, you twisted fiend!}}
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{{L|Krabs|Oh, but I will. Even if I have to come back tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day... ''[Mr. Krabs leaves the Krusty Krab. Plankton starts sweating.]'' And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, but I will. Even if I have to come back tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day... ''[Mr. Krabs leaves the Krusty Krab. Plankton starts sweating]'' And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob hands Plankton a phone.]'' Phone call, Mr. Plankton.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob hands Plankton a phone]'' Phone call, Mr. Plankton.}}
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{{L|Krabs|And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...}}
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{{L|Mr. Plankton|Ahhhhhhhhh! ''[Plankton rips off his clothes.]'' It's not worth it, it's just not worth it! Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy. ''[Plankton presses the button for the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier. He ends up back in the Chum Bucket. Holographic meatloaf is on the table.]'' Holographic meatloaf? My favorite! ''[Plankton starts eating it, and is happy again.]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[screams, then rips off his clothes]'' It's not worth it! It's just not worth it! Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy. ''[Plankton presses the button for the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier. He ends up back in the Chum Bucket. Holographic meatloaf is on the table]'' Holographic meatloaf? My favorite! ''[Plankton starts eating it, and is happy again]''}}

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  • [Scene begins at the Krusty Krab with Old Man Jenkins walking into a pole]
  • Old Man Jenkins: Oh! Pardon me, young lady. [Takes glasses off to get a better look] What a fox. [Walks over to Condiment Island, and puts a bottle of ketchup on his tray. Plankton is in the ketchup bottle]
  • Plankton: He ha he! Ooh! You're all mine you sweet Krabby Patty. Ooh hoo ooh ah ha ha ha ha ha! [Alarm goes off inside the ketchup bottle, and Plankton buckles himself] Initiating launch sequence. [Puts on a mask and unzips mouth zipper] Krabby Patty, here I come!
  • Old Man Jenkins: [holding ketchup bottle unsteadily] Eh, eh... I hope I don't miss again. [Old Man Jenkins missed again, as Plankton goes flying across the restaurant]
  • Plankton: Reunited, and it's gonna feel so good!! [Unzips eye zipper, realizes he's about to crash and screams as he darts into the walls in Mr. Krabs' office]
  • Mr. Krabs: Ooh, ooh, sweet wampum. Huh! Whazzat? [Mr. Krabs hides next to his desk for protection] Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead! [Plankton finally lands right next to the desk, and Mr. Krabs picks him up] So, it was a just another failed Krabby Patty theft attempt by my arch competitor, Plankton! For a second there, I mistook you for a threat. But you're just a dirty little man. [Mr. Krabs flicks Plankton away] So long, shrimp! [An actual shrimp who was exiting the Krusty Krab, turns around. Plankton is in mid-air]
  • Plankton: Curse you, Mr. Krabs! [Plankton finally lands in the Chum Bucket. He walks in sighing]
  • Karen: So, typical day of failure, I see, huh darling?
  • Plankton: Oh, can it, computer wife. Can't you see I'm exhausted? Why don't you go make yourself useful and synthesize me up some grub?
  • Karen: Yes, your majesty. [Holographic meatloaf appears on the table that Plankton's sitting at]
  • Plankton: What do we got here? [sarcastically] Oh, goody. Holographic meatloaf again! When am I gonna get some real food? Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food. Just look at his daughter, she's a big as a whale. I wish I could be successful like Mr. Krabs. I wish I could somehow just switch lives with him. Just to know what it's like.
  • Karen: Then why don't you just use that "Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier" thing you built last Tuesday? [Plankton spits out his soda]
  • Plankton: What a brilliant idea! Your parents must have been like, part computer or something. [Karen sighs as Plankton sits down in front of the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier] Now, let's see here. [A picture of a jellyfish shows up on the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier] No... [a dolphin appears] no... [a mermaid appears] no... [Finally, a picture of a Crab shows up] A-ha! [Plankton is buckled up] Well, I hate to leave you, Karen, but you know what they say... a rolling stone gathers no algae! [Plankton presses a button, and then goes through a hole of space and time and screams. Plankton stops for a few seconds to get a drink of soda. He smacks his lips afterwards] Ahh. [he then resumes screaming. Later, Plankton wakes up at Mr. Krabs' desk] Ugh... dear Neptune above, what happened last night? Huh, what's this? [Plankton picks up a name plate reading Mr. Plankton] Mister Plankton? [Plankton picks up a picture of Pearl] Who the Davey? [Plankton looks out the office windows and sees people eating Krabby Patties] I'm in the Krusty Krab... which mean the life switcher was a success! The Krusty Krab is mine! [Plankton sees himself dressed] Corporate casual!
  • SpongeBob: Order up! Two deluxe Krabby Patties.
  • Plankton: [Plankton's eye turns into a Krabby Patty] At last!
  • SpongeBob: [SpongeBob delivers food to customer] There you are sir. Two deluxe... [Plankton appears at the table] Ahoy there, Mr. Plankton.
  • Plankton: Er, um, hey there, uh SpongeBob. Uh, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: Yes sir!
  • Plankton: I'm gonna need to take one of these Patties back to my office for um, bun inspection.
  • SpongeBob: I'm afraid you can't do that, Mr. Plankton!
  • Plankton: Why- why not?
  • SpongeBob: Because that Patty is for the customer, sir!
  • Plankton: The customer? I'll boil the customer in hot oil, and rip out his-- [SpongeBob's eyes point to the customer, to stop Plankton] I mean uh, yes, of course, for the lovely... customer.
  • SpongeBob: [SpongeBob gives Plankton two Krabby Patties] But you can take these Patties, sir. I made them in the off chance that you'd decide to instigate some bun inspection today, Mr. Plankton, sir!
  • Plankton: Uhh... yes, uh, very nice. Um, thanks. [Plankton runs back to his office] All mine, it's finally all mine! The Patties, the wealth, the notoriety! [Plankton sees SpongeBob in his office] SpongeBob, what do you want?
  • SpongeBob: Well, it's just that it's Tuesday again, sir, and I was wondering if I could have my, um... weekly performance review!
  • Plankton: Review?
  • SpongeBob: Oh yes, please sir!
  • Plankton: But I've never reviewed anything..., except those foreign exercise videos my cousin sent me.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, please, sir! I want to make you so happy and proud!
  • Plankton: Eh, you're doing fine. Now leave me to my work.
  • SpongeBob: But sir!
  • Plankton: I thought I sent you away, Cretin.
  • SpongeBob: But sir, there must be something I need to improve on. Anything!
  • Plankton: All right, the sauce.
  • SpongeBob: [gasps] Wh-what?
  • Plankton: The sauce. I don't know. You're using too much sauce, okay? Review's over.
  • SpongeBob: [SpongeBob's face changes] Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
  • Plankton: What?
  • SpongeBob: Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
  • Plankton: What's the matter with you? All I said was "A little too much sauce." It's no big deal, really.
  • SpongeBob: Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
  • Plankton: What do you want from me, a promotion?
  • SpongeBob: [SpongeBob's face changes back to normal] A pro- a promo- a promotion?!
  • Plankton: Uh, sure kid, you're uh... you're on register now.
  • SpongeBob: [Gasps questionly] Register! [SpongeBob explodes. Plankton gets back to the Krabby Patties]
  • Plankton: Glad that's over.
  • Squidward: [Squidward standing at the cash register reading a book, when he realizes that SpongeBob is standing right next to him] SpongeBob, do you remember that little talk we had about 'personal space'?
  • SpongeBob: It's okay, Squidward. I'm official, look!
  • Squidward: [SpongeBob points out his badge that says Co-Cashier] Co-Cashier?
  • Plankton: So, have you two known each other long?
  • Squidward: [Plankton is sitting at a table with the two Krabby Patties. Squidward storms into Mr. Plankton's office] You can't do this to me, Mr. Plankton! If you think I'm going to stand out there all day listening to... [Cuts to SpongeBob, whose mouth splits in two]
  • SpongeBob: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... [Cuts back to Squidward]
  • Squidward: Then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe!
  • Plankton: So what do you want me to do about it?
  • Squidward: I'd like my view to be a little less yellow, if you know what I mean.
  • Plankton: [Squidward's now the fry cook, standing in front of the grill] Hope you like gray.
  • SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, I can see you through this little window!
  • Plankton: [Squidward groans. Plankton heads back to his office] Now, no more instructions! I'd like the begin writing the memoirs of my success story, so everyone just stay the--
  • Pearl: [Pearl runs inside the Krusty Krab] Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! [Plankton is being bounced up and down]
  • Plankton: Just tell Daddy what you want! Of! He's very busy!
  • Pearl: Could I please have a um... an advance on my allowance?
  • Plankton: If it'll get you out of my antennae. [Plankton gives Pearl one dollar] Go crazy.
  • Pearl: One dollar? You hate me! [Pearl begins to cry. Plankton has to dodge all of the tears, but one of ends up landing in his mouth, making him a circle]
  • Plankton: Ow! [A fish walks out and angrily flattens him, getting all of the water out]
  • Nat: You!
  • Plankton: Me?
  • Nat: You think this is funny?
  • Plankton: In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
  • Nat: Well, Mr. Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks? [Nat shows Plankton a Krabby Patty]
  • Plankton: What? It's just an ordinary Krabby-- [Scene zooms in to show the patty made with gross-out items] OH, MY GOODNESS!!! SQUIDWARD!!!
  • SpongeBob: [SpongeBob appears at the table, next to Plankton] I tried, Mr. Plankton. I really did.
  • Plankton: Oh, what now?
  • SpongeBob: A customer ordered a medium soda, and I gave him a large! I gave him a large! I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!
  • Plankton: I command you to stop that. Stop that and return to your post! [Plankton pushes his hand is SpongeBob's chest, in hopes that he'll stop] Where's the off button on this thing?
  • Pearl: [Pearl walks up to Plankton] Okay, Daddy. I've decided I'm gonna run away! Run away and find a new daddy!
  • SpongeBob: Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!
  • Plankton: Make it stop! [A siren horn then goes off and then everything becomes silent] What, did I say the secret word?
  • SpongeBob: No sir, he's back.
  • Plankton: Who's back? What? [Something red flashes by] What was that?
  • SpongeBob: [An alarm sounds] Man your stations! Red alert! Red alert! Take cover! [All the customers scream, and run to take cover]
  • Plankton: [he runs in circles] Take cover from what?!
  • SpongeBob: [SpongeBob's up in the crow's nest searching for him] He's around here somewhere. [SpongeBob sees the red flash by once again] There he goes!
  • Plankton: What? Who? Where? Somebody tell me.
  • Harold: Some say he crawled out from the lowest trench in the ocean.
  • Pearl: He's the saltiest of all the sea dogs.
  • SpongeBob: He's the most hated creature in Bikini Bottom. [The red flash then bursts out of the kitchen and we then see it is Krabs holding a Krabby Patty while swinging on a rope]
  • Mr. Krabs: And he's finally got a Krabby Patty! Ar, ar, ar, ar!
  • Plankton: Krabs? What the barnacle is going on here?
  • SpongeBob: It's your arch competitor, Krabs. His goal in life is to steal a Krabby Patty and ruin our restaurant.
  • Plankton: That's terrible!
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, but the worst part is...
  • Plankton: [Krabs lands behind him] Good grief, he's naked! [A part of Krabs then glints]
  • Mr. Krabs: [swings up onto a board on a support beam above] Clother me if you can, silly landlubbers!
  • SpongeBob: I'm gonna make you eat those words, Krabs! [The cash register spins upsidedown, and turns into a place where a cannon is located] No shoes, no shirt, no service! [SpongeBob shoots all the clothes out of the cannon at Mr. Krabs. All of them miss]
  • Mr. Krabs: Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar! [Mr. Krabs stops laughing, as he realizes a bra is on him] Aw, ya got me! Well, at least it's underwire. Here's your stinkin' Patty! [Mr. Krabs throws the Krabby Patty back to Plankton]
  • Plankton: [catches the Krabby Patty] I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?
  • SpongeBob: Knick-knack, the Patty's back! You did it, Mr. Plankton. Victory screech! [SpongeBob and all the customers start screeching]
  • Mr. Krabs: Enjoy your victory screech, Plankton, because someday the Krabby Patty formula will be mine!
  • SpongeBob: You'll never get this formula, you twisted fiend!
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, but I will. Even if I have to come back tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day... [Mr. Krabs leaves the Krusty Krab. Plankton starts sweating] And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...
  • SpongeBob: [SpongeBob hands Plankton a phone] Phone call, Mr. Plankton.
  • Mr. Krabs: And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...
  • Plankton: [screams, then rips off his clothes] It's not worth it! It's just not worth it! Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy. [Plankton presses the button for the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier. He ends up back in the Chum Bucket. Holographic meatloaf is on the table] Holographic meatloaf? My favorite! [Plankton starts eating it, and is happy again]
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