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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Merry Nickmas short "The 12 Days of Nickmas," which aired on December 4, 2002.
- Everyone: On the 12th Day of Nickmas, Nicktoons have on TV...
- SpongeBob: Twelve bubbles blowing! [blows some in Squidward's face]
- Squidward: Feh!
- Jimmy Neutron: Eleven clones attacking! [is chased offscreen by Carl and his clones]
- Debbie Thornberry: Ten thousand places I'd rather be right now.
- Carl and Hoodsey: Nine reindeer droppings! Hehehehehe!
- Cosmo and Wanda: Eight oddball wishes! [grant said wishes, during which Vicky wanders too close to them]
- Someone offscreen: Watch out, Vicky! [A portrait of Butch Hartman falls on Vicky]
- Vicky Vicky: Seven thousand pounds, ugh...[Wicked Witch of the East curls her feet up]
- Squidward: Six jamming jellies! [The jellyfish circling his head sting him] Ow!!
- Courtney: Five incredibly expensive golden rings!
- Otto Rocket: Four dudes a-shreddin'!
- Arnold, Gerald, and Helga: Three cans of hairspray! [spray themselves with said hairspray and cough]
- Cosmo: Two turtles' love...
- Wanda: Oh, Cosmo!
- Everyone: And a starfish on a pine tree!
- Patrick: Hmmm... pointy.
- [people off screen laugh as the short ends]